《六零年代:我的傻爹还能治吗?》 小说介绍
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《六零年代:我的傻爹还能治吗?》 第6章 免费试读
gulaoliujiandaotadapangguinvkaishi,naozilijiubengdachu‘zhangan’zheigemingzi,xiayishijiumorenshitaguinvdemingzi。
tazuishangshuozhebuxuyaohuzitamenbangmang,shijixingdongqueshi,“huzi,wodezhucaojiumafannile”。
咦?
tashashihouzheimeyoulimaole?pingshibudoushiqiangdema?
huziyilian,“wojiuzhidaohuizheiyang”debiaoqing,xiyiweichangdebagulaoliudebeiloulinguoqu。
taxianggexiaodarenyiyangxianggulaoliubaibaishou,“quwanba,biejinshen……”。
“……shan”,huzihuayinweiluo,gulaoliujiudaizhezhanganjidabucuanshangshan,xiaoshizaicongcongyuyudeshulinzhong。
zhangankantadiehaishichizhejiao,yihuowendao:“die,nidexiezini?”
“xiezi?shenmexiezi?meiyou,”tayiniansijidoushichijiao,tamaibuqixie,yemeirenjitazuoxie,chijiaoxiguanleyejiuzheimehuishier。
**xiehaigenghao,buyongxi。
“nijiaodouhuashangle,butongma?”
“不痛”。
gulaoliushibujuedetong,suoyimeidanghuishier。
zhanganpengzhexiaopanglianzhangtanyikouqi,jialitaiqiong,maibuqixiezi。
taxiangdaoledayi,yaobumingtianqubaifangyixia?
tazaizijizuoxiezihezhuanqianmaixiezhijian,xuanzelewendayiyao。
tamenmeizouduoyuanjiukanzhaodaolechengshudefupenzi,gulaoliucongdoulitaochuyigexiaobudaizi,funvliangkaishizhaiguozi。
yizhiyejigulugulupaoguolai,tahanhandetingzaizhanganjiaobian。
zhangankanxiangtashi,taliangzhuachaotianwangdishangyitang。
gulaoliu、zhangan:????
“guinv,tazaiganma?”
“碰瓷?”
budele,zheishidaotaidiankuangle,yejidouxuehuipengcile。
zhanganchuochuoyejideduzi,“niyaobuhuangerene?womenqiongdekaotaofanweisheng,shizaimeishanadechushoude”。
“zanjiushuo,guinv,qishiyebuyongpei,zanmenbatakaolaichile”。
gulaoliukuaisuzhuazhuyejidelianggezhuazi,lingyizhishouniezhuyejideboziyining。
嘎!
野鸡,猝!
gulaoliuyishoulinzhepangguinv,yishoutizhepangyeji,yaojianguazhegepobudaizi,toushangdingzhehongkuchazi,ziyazhebakedayalelehehexiashan。
banluchadiancaidaoyitiaoxiaocaihuashe,xiaoshejisuchache,bimianlejiaotongshigu。
laoliuxianggekandaomeinvdedipiliumang,jianxixidequdiaoxirenjiaxiaocaihuacaitadeweiba。
xiaocaihuazhuantou,“aowu”yikouyaozaigulaoliujiaohuaishang。
“ao!”laoliutongdetiaojiao,shoulihaiwenwendelinzhezaiheyeji。
xiaocaihuaxianqidesongkaita,waiwainiuniudehuajinguanmucongli。
zhangansihukandaoxiaocaihuadexiaoyanjingzaimaowenxiangquan,yushibianwendao:“die,nizuotianmeixijiaoma?”
“我洗澡了”。
gulaoliubuzhizhanganweishayaozheimewen,huideyouxiemanbujingxin。
tajingchangjinshan,beisheyaoneishichangshi,buguanyoududehaishimeidudejiandaojiuyaoyaotayikou。
yebuzhidaoneixiesheshishamaobing,tayoubushitangshengrou,changyikounengzhangshengbulao。
haihaotabupazhongdu,buranzaobeineixieshejihuohaiwanle。
tabianyideshi,taniangjiaotabunenggenbierenshuo,liantadiedoumeigaosu。
e,wangjinatadiedesifangqianjiguinvmaitangchile。
funvlianghuidaoshanjiaoxia,huziyijingbangtamengehaoyilouzizhucaole。
“liushu,nidadaoyejila?”
yiqunxiaohuobanxianmudeyanleicongzuijiaoliuxialai,tamenyezhishixianmueryi,meibiedeyisi。
haizimendoubeijiazhangjiaodehenhao,zheiyiqunrenli,meiyouneizhonglinbuqingdexiaohuoban。
gulaoliuqingqingfangxiazhangan,hanhandegenhuzishuo,“niqubangwojiaozhucao,ranhoudaihuochaiguolai,zanmenjintianzaishanshangkaoyejichi”。
huzichenzhelianxiangtanainaixuntayiyangxungulaoliu,“zijidouhaichibubaofanjiuqiongdafang,yejidaihuiquzijidunzhechibuxianghaishizadi?”
顾老六:……
???
takebushiqiongdafang,chiletadeyeji,yihoujiudebangtaganhuo,meiyikoujiroushibaichide。
“nimenchilewodeyeji,jiuyaobangwozhuangongfen”。
haizimenzhongzhongdiantou,zheishilaoliushujidegongqian,banglaoliushuganhuoshiyinggaide。
huzitinglezheihuayemeiduoshuoshenme,tashizheiqunhaizilinianlingzuidade,jinnianganghaoshisui。
tamenwugexiaohuobansuanshiyigexiaotuandui,dajiadouyihuziweishou。
huzifenfubiedexiaohuoban,“nimenqubanglaoliushushoushiyejihejianchai,wohenkuaijiuhuilai”。
tabeiqimanmanyilouzidezhucao,haoleyibazhangandepangnaodaiguazijiujibuhuicun。
gulaoliukanhuzidebeilouhaishikongde,jiudasuanbangta。
buguanshizhunengchidehaishibunengchide,yigunaoerwangbeiloulihao。
huzihuilaijiukandaomanbeiloudezacao,youxieyiyannanjin。
“liushu,qishiniyekeyibuyongzheimeqinkuai,”tahaidebacaodaodiao,duobuhaoyisia。
gulaoliumanlianzixin,“nibangwogeleyilouzi,woyebangnigehuiyilouzi,zheijiujiaoyoulaiyouwang”。
zheilaiwangyebushifeiyaobuke,tazailouzilikandaohaojizhongducao。
“liushu,zhuzheibeiziyudaoni,suantamendaomei,”tamengujiacundezhuxiangshilaidujiede。
gulaoliujiushitamendejie,meitiandoudefangzhetadegezhongsaocaozuo,yigebuxiaoxinjiuzhangbuda。
猪的命也是命啊!
huzitidaduidezhumingmolebaxinsuanlei,tacongdoulitaochuhuochaiheyan,haiyoudianlajiaomian。
“liushu,nihaishiqukaojigengshiheni,”tatizhebeilouzouyuanlexie,daodiaogulaoliugede‘zhu’cao,zhongxinzhaodifangge。
gulaoliushuliandeshenghuo,chuanqishoushihaodeyejijiadaohuoshangkao。
zhangandazhehaqianpantuipanchengyituotuoyiweizaigulaoliushenbian。
“gulengzi,nilaikao,”gulaoliubashoulideyanhelajiaomianjilebasuidegulengzi,zigeerbaozhedapangguinvzhaogeyinliangdedifangxiuxi。
daxiatianzaihuoduipangshouzhe,keresitale。
gulengziyeshigeshuliangong,basui,gonglingwunian,tasansuijiugenzhegulaoliuhehuzitamenhunle。
huzidamanyilouzizhucao,yejiyekaohaole。
gulaoliusixialianggejituijizhangan,“zheijishiwodahuilaide,woguinvchilianggejituimeiwentiba?”
xiaohuobanmentongshiyaotou,“meiwenti”。
tamenyoudechijiugaitouxiaole,haiyaochishenmejitui?
yizhiyejibuda,wugexiaohuobanhegulaoliufunvliang,qigerenfen,meigerenchibudaoduoshao。
zhanganjianyitamen,“xiacinimenjiandaoyeji,jiucongjialinagewaguanguolai,zanmenzaishanshangzhujitanghe,zheiyangdajianengchidaoduoyidian”。
dui,tadingxialezheiqunxiaohuobanmenyihoudeyeji。
xiaohuobanmenmeijuedebudui,doukuazhangan,“meimeizhencongming,zhudeshihouduofangdianshui,dajiadounenghetanghebao。”
tamenzaishanshangdaidaowufanguohoucaihuijia,gulaoliuhezhanganhuijiayaoluguolaozhai。
zhongwuzhengshiredeshihou,pingshidouduozaijialidecunminmen,zheihuierquandoumanlianxingfenchenzheboziweizhelaogujiawanglichou。
zhanganzuozaitadiejianbangshang,paipaitadiedenaomen,“die,kuaikuaikuai,yourenaokan”。
六零年代:我的傻爹还能治吗?