《穿成垫底学渣》 小说介绍
gudaixiaoshuo《chuanchengdiandixuezha》zaiguangdawangyouzhijianyongyouchaogaorenqi,chenanxialiwendegushishouhuobushaofensideguanzhu,zuozhe“yiming”dewenbiburongxiaoqu,jianshuwei:shisanbandedabufenxuesheng,heyuanshenyiyang,doushijiajingyouwodanchengjichajingdexuezha。tamendangzhongxuduorenbingbuzhiwangtongguogaokaogaibianmingyun,ershigaozhongzhi……
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“xiaosi,zuowanchenanxiagenzhouxubiaobaibeijuhou,zaijiatiaodengyedubeisongdaoicuqiangjiule!tazheishixiangrangzhouxuduitalingyanxiangkan?kenimentingguosheidushududaoicude。lirenshedoubuhui!bukuishizhiyouqiandecaobaoxuezha。”
“laihamaxiangchitianerou!kexi,zhouxuxihuandeshiwomenyexin,liangrenlangcainvmao,taya,zaifeixinsiyemeiyong。”
jigenvshengxienizhewoyilunfenfen。
quebuzhidao,tamenyilundenvshengzaibiaobaibeijuhou,shizhendeyinweiaoyexuexicusile。
erwo,zhishiyigechuanshudepujieshuangwenzuozhe,shihaojiushidalian。
我抬眸看向她们。
jigenvshengmeiyou“beihou”shuorenhuaihuadexiunan,fanbaiyandedongzuozhengqihuayi。
genjuyuanshendejiyi,tamenjingchanggenzaixuebayexinshenhoupengtadechoujiao,chengjiyesuanshizhongdeng,ganggangneiyifanhua,xianranjiushiyexinjietamendekouchuandichulaieryi。
danyexinyoushenmezigekanbuqiyuanshen?
xuexiaodetushuguancaochangdoushiyuanshenjiajuanzhude,yexinyigenayuanshenjiazhuxuejinhaidairenbalingyuanshendeqiongxuesheng,chulechengjihaodianer,zhenggeyigebaiyanlang。
也配跟原身比?
“wopeibushangnimenpeideshang?”
wobujichou,yinweiyibandangchangjiubaole。
“你...”
“woshenme?woqimayongganbiaodawodexiangfa,buxiangmouxieren...”wopiejianzhuanjiaochuluchuleyizhijiao,shengyinjiada,“youxiangexinwo,youyaozhuangqinggao,jiantiannayixieshazidangqiangshi。dengwobashazimensongdaojiaowuchu,tajiuhui‘yingyingying’ku,‘aiya,woshenmedoubuzhidao,doushitamendecuo’。”
“nihushuo,yexincaibushizheiyangderen。”
“e——wokemeishuoshitaa...buguonimenzhangdebuzenmeyang,yanjingdaoshitingjian,zheidounengfaxiantadebenzhi,zhenshiniua。”
worenbuzhuxiangjitamenguzhang。
jiuzheizhishang,shizenmekaodaozhongdengshuipingde?
woyoupielepiezhuanjiao,shenhouderenguoranzangbuzhule。
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yexinheizhelianzouchulai,beijielelaoditalianshangguabuzhu,queyoubudebuweileweihuxingxiangqiangxingzuochuyifuwusuoweidetaidu:“denghuieryuekao,zanmenxianhuijiaoshizhunbei。womenkebunengxiangmouxieren,bubaxuexidanghuishi。”
sanrenbeitaguanxindeyuqihuzhu,xingxingquegandongdizoule。
yexinzhuantoukanwoyiyan,daizheqingmiebuxiehedeyi,yuqiquegewaidewenrou,“anxia,wozhidaonibuxihuanwo,kexuexishinizijideshier,nizongbunengweilehewoduqijiuziwofangqi,zheiyangzenmeduideqinifumu?”
ze,haodayiduobailianhua。
“sheijinidelianrangnijuedezijiyouzheimezhongyao?”
wokaozheqiangbi,shunzheyuanshendexingzi,dangchangjitashulegezhongzhi。
yuanzhuzhisuoyihuizaigaobaihouturanbugushengsidexuexi,jiushiyinweitakukujijigenzhouxushuo,xianmuwo,yinweichushengzailuoma,jishishenmedoubuzuo,weilaihaishiyipianguangming,rangtajuedezijizaizenmexuexiyemeishenmeyongchu。zhouxuweilejitachuqi,caihuizaishoudaoyuanzhudegaobaibudanjujue,haidasixiuruyuanzhushigezhuchong,zhihuitangzaifumushenshangbailandefeiwu。
keqishi,suiranyuanzhuchengjibuhao,danshitaxuededongxizhendebushao,zaiguoyinianjiuyaogenzaifuqinhoumiankaishixuexizuoshengyi。
bailiandafashixiao,yexinlianheidexiangtuotan,woyoubuleyidao,“e~wozhidaole,kendingshiyinweiwobamajidejiangxuejin,rangnichitaibaole,caiyouxinlilaigenwoshuaxinyan!jiunizheidianjinliang,wojianduole,woquannishouqineidianjianbudeguangdexiaoxinsi,zaicaizhewozhaoyouyuegan,wojiuhusini。”
yexinbiezheyikouqibugandizoule。zhishilinzoushi,kanwoneiyiyanchongmanleyuandu。
zuihouyimenkaowanyishiliangtianhoule。
faxiaoliwenshenzhelanyao,“xiaoxia,nijingranmeitangkaoshidoumeishuijue?”
yuanshenyiqiandoushifengkaoshibishuidezhu,jiangbailanjinxingdaodi。
“congjintianqi,woyaohaohaoxuexitiantianxiangshang!”
liwenyishengguaijiao,“xiaoxia,ninandaohaimeiduizhouxusixin?”
周什么煦?
我学习干他屁事!
wotangtangbeidaxueba,chuanjinbierenshentili,ruguohaicicidiandi,zheinashuodeguoqu?
我不要面子的吗?
erqie,wobalabalanaozhongdejiyi。
yuanshenyeyekeshijiyuanshenxunuoguo,zhiyaoyuanshenkaoshangqinghua,jiubasuoyoujiachanliujita!
geshibaiqianwanshiwanbaiwanqianwanyi,neikeshiwushugexiaomubiaoa!
为了钱!
我也会努力学习!
wozhengzairanshaorexue,yexindegenbanyoulaizhaocunzaiganle。
“qi,zheidianshuipinghaihaoyisijiyuzhouxu,lianpizhenshihou。”
tafanbaiyandedongzuojibuxiedeyuqilingrenqixueshangyong。
liwendangjihuizui:“shuosheini?”
“谁应说谁呗。”
liwenluqixiuzijiuyaoda,“bieyiweiwobudanvsheng。”
wolianmanglazhuta,yanshenbinglengdikanxianggenban:“dashazi?”jirendangqiangshangyinshiba?
yexinlazhuyanjingyuanzhengdegenban,nule:“anxiatongxue,niyebunengbeishuozhongxinshi,jiunaoxiuchengnumarenba!”
“masheile?woyoumeitinimingzi,sheiyingjiushisheixiangbeimabei。”
wosongsongjian,xishuhaihuiqu。
“jinhuishuayixiexiaojiliang,gennimenxuezhashuohuajianzhishidanwushijian。”shuobuguo,yexinzaicijichutadelaosanbanfu——tiexuezhabiaoqian,buxiedipieleyan,tijiaojiuyaozou。
“慢着。”
wolengzhelian,bijinyexin,“worangnizoulema?”
“nixiangganma?nibuyaozhangzhejiashihao,jiuqifuren。”
“yoyoyo,youdangyoulishuodejiushiniba!zhangshiqirenshinachuzijidexueba,dabuguojiubierenzhangjiashi。”
woqihongdichuizhekoushao。woshengaobiyexingaochudabangenaodai,zheigejiaodukanta,jianzhiyouzhongwangzhimieshideganjue。
“yimianshuozhedanwushijian,yimianyouxiantiaochulaizhaoshier。”
“nishixueba,nishijianbaobei,baituo,womendeshijianyehenbaoguidehaoma?jiuzheimeyihuigongfu,danwuwojihaojigedancile。”
“puchi——”yexindegenbanmeirenzhuxiaole,“jiuni,haijidancini,zimufendeqingma?”
“nifangxin,manideneijigedanciwoshijidemenqing,birub.i.t.c.h,haiyouhenduo,yaotingma?”
yexinbeiwomadeyilianweiqu,xiangmahuiqukeaiyuxingxiang,zhinengbiehongleyan,buqingbuzhongdeduileyiju。
“sheiyoukongtingnizaizheixiashuo。”
pangbiandaoshiyourenkanbuxiaqule。
zhouxu“yingxiongjiumei”,chenwobubeituilewoyiba,yaobushiliwenfanyingjishi,wodinghuishuaidaozaidi。
“chenanxianiganma?jiuyinweiwojujuelenidebiaobai,nijiuqifuyexin?”
我斜睨着他。
zheijiushiyuanshenanlianderen?
什么垃圾!
wozhengyaojitayijitieshazhanghaihuiqu,liwenbuganle。
tiyushengdeshencaibushigaide,liwenshizhiyichuo,jiubazhouxudingdelianlianhoutui,“dangwomen13banmeirenleshiba,jiunihuituiren?”
“yaobushichenanxiaqifuyexin……”
zhouxuyanshenyouxieduoshan,danrengranjiandingdizhanzaiyexinqianmian。
“ninazhiyanjingkanjiananxiaqifutale?yexinjiaqiongtajiuyoulileshibushi?nishixialeyanfenbuqingduicuo,haishijuedepingzheanxiaxihuannijiukeyidaodayipasuiyizhizeta?zenmeyounizheimebuyaoliandedongxi,yibianjujueyibianliyong!”
woganjinchazui,chengqingziji:“shicengjingxihuan。”
liwenjiangshigenshouzhiandekakaxiang,“tingdaomeiyou,cengjing!”
“woyemeiyourangtaxihuanwoa。xianzaideshishijiushitaqifuyexinle,tadedaoqian。”
“hei,laozidiyicijianyingshibaheideshuochengbaide,pingshinimenyifuxuexihaojiulebuqideyangzi,benlainimenxuenimende,womenwanwomende,jingshuibufanheshui!kenimenfeiyaocaizhewomenzhaoyouyuegan,daizheneiqunxuexihaodetiantianlaiwomenbanzhaocha,qifuwomenbanderen,laozibuxiangrenle。”
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suizheliwendeyiquantouluoxia,changmianjiuluanle,womenbanhegenzhouxuyiqiguolaidetongxueniudazaiyiqi,zuihouquanbeitiqulejiaowushi。
jiaodaozhurenxunleyifanhou,jiaolaijiazhang,meirenxieyifenjiantaoshu。
jiaoshili,wokanzhezuoweishangyinweidajiaershoushangdetongxue,shenshenjuleyigong,“ganxiedajiazhangyixiangzhu。”
liwenbaibaishou,“hai,zheiyoubuguannideshi,laozizaojiukanbushunyantamenle!nazhezanmenjialichudejiangxuejinhaitiantianqifuzanmen!bamarangwomendongshi,zheixieyihouhuoxudoushiwomenshouxiadeguganyuangong。womenrangleyibuyouyibu,tamendongshilema?jintianbushini,yehuiyinweiqitashi,chizaoyouzheimeyitian,zhishijiezhezheijianshibaofale。”
“我们是谁?”
他振臂。
banjilixiangqireliezhengqidehuiying:“shituanjieyizhide13ban!”
我感动地看着大家。
shisanbandedabufenxuesheng,heyuanshenyiyang,doushijiajingyouwodanchengjichajingdexuezha。
tamendangzhongxuduorenbingbuzhiwangtongguogaokaogaibianmingyun,ershigaozhongzhihoujiuchuguodujin。
chushengjiluoma,yechushengjiukandaotou,meilebiedekenengxinghexuanze。
kesheideqingchunbushiqingchun?
doushiguo,womendeqingchunweishenmejiubunengrexue?
wanyichuangchubiedekenengxingni?
wojiangtamendehaoyijizailexinli,zhuanruzhengti。
“jinglilejintiandeshi,woxianlaishuoshuowodekanfa。”
“wozhidao,dajiakendinghewoyiyang,buxiangbeibierenrenweimeiyong、bucongming、chengjicha,yebuxiangbeiwairensuiyitieshangxuezhadebiaoqian,womenzijishishei,xiangchengweishenmeyangderen,yinggaiyouwomenzijilaidingyi!”
“womenlansanduoluo,kenengyebaozhe‘wojiayouqian,wobuyongrenzhendushujiunenghuijiajichengjiachan,zheixieyoudengshengzaixuexiaokaowomenjiajiangxuejin,chushehuiyihoushuobudingyihouhaiyaoquwojiagongsidagong’dexiangfa...”
“shi,jiusuanyihoutamenjiwomenjiadagong,kewomenxianzaibuxuexi,jiubupatamensuibianwangexiaoshouduan,bawomenshuadetuantuanzhuanma?shuojunantingde,zheixiejiachanliujiwomen,nengshouzhuma?”
“woyiqianxiangzhe,zuichabujiukaobushangdaxuechuguo,kewoxianzaixiangfabianle,tongyangshiren,weishenmerenjianengxuehao,womenbuneng?”
“buzhengmantouzhengkouqi,wojuedingchenglixuexixiaozu,daizhedajiayiqishangqinghua!ruguodajiayouxiangfa、xiangzhengmingzijide,wohuianpai,ruguodajiameizheixiangfa,yemeishi,jiudangwoganggangfangpi。”
huayinyiluo,quanjiaoshijingmo。
henmingxian,tamenmeiyourenxiangxin,keyitongguozijidenulishangqinghua。
woyebuqiangqiu,zhiyaozhongxiayikezhongzi,zaowanyoushixiandeneiyitian!
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“xingla,dajiayebiezheimechenzhong,kaowanshile,zhudajiazhoumoyukuai。”
kaoshijieshuhou,wozaijiashushufufushuileyiwan,chizhelaomajingxinzhunbeideyingyangzaocan,laobamomowodetou,“anan,chiwanwomenqukankanyeye,tashentiyuefabuhaole,erqietajintianyoujianzhongyaodeshiqingyaoxuanbu。”
sirenvipbingfangli,yeyexingrongkugao,lianshangbumanlelaonianban,pifuzhezhouderucucaodelaoshupi。
bingchuangpangzhanzheyiweixizhuanggelvdezhongnianren,tanaqiwenjian,gongshigongban,“jirandajiadoudaoqile,neiwojiuxuanduyixialaoyezideyizhu。”
zheimeduotiao,wozhuazhuleguanjianxinxi。
——kaoshangqinghua,keyijichengyeyedeyiwanyichan。
我眼睛瞪得像铜铃。
yeyejiyuanshendexunuojuranshizhende!
还写到了遗嘱里!
erbohewoyiyangbuganzhixin,duowenleyiju,“wobadeyizhuli,zhendexieleyaokaoshangqinghua?”
“shide,ruguomeirenkaoshangdehua,laoxianshengdeyichanjiangquanbujuanxianjigongyishiye。”
erboyipaidatui,“womenchenjiachuleananhaizaidushu,qitaxiaohaishangbandeshangban,chengjiadechengjia,zheibujiushiweianandingzhideyizhuma。”
dajiadeshixiandouluozaiwoshenshang。
wowanghoutuileyibu,xinxudikanxiangjiaojian,biewenwo,woyebuzhidaozenmehuishi。
nimenyaozhengyichankebuguanwodeshi。
erbojixudao:“weianandingzhimeiguanxi,kebapabushiwangle,womenjiayagenmeiyoudushudejiyina。”
zheihuayichu,dajiafenfenfuhe,“baruguoxiangbayichanjuanjigongyishiyejiuzhishuo,hebizhengzheiyichulaiwururenni?”
我:“???”
wobacixiangdimomowodetou,“anana,ni...”
suihouyoutankouqi,“suanle,zanmeizheishili,yeyedeyichanzanbuyaole,yihoubabadedouliujini,fangxin,bajueduibuhuizhengzheimerangrenweinandeyaoqiu。”
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......
爸你想的倒是挺远。
zhishisheishuowokaobushangni?
qianshiwoyi712dezongfenkaorubeida,zheiyishisuiranyuanshenxuandeshilike,kebushishizenmezhidao?
woconglaidoubushiqingyifushuderen。
“zhinengkaoqinghuama?beidabuxing?”
我多嘴问了句。
wobayibawuzhuwodezui,“suirannibayouqian,danmeinengnairangnibeidaqinghuasuibianxuan。”
我:......
jiusuanshiweilezheiyidabiyichan,woyehuipinjinquanli!
zaijiadaileliangtian,huixuexiaoyuekaochengjijiuchulaile。
banzhurenzhaoyanazhefenshupaimingbiao,yuqidiluo。
“womenbanjizaizheicikaoshidezonghepaimingzhong,yiranshidiandidedaoshudiyi。”
ruguoshiyiqian,jiaoshiliwengwengde,gaidanaodanao,gaiwanyouxiwanyouxi,sheiyebuhuizaiyizheigejieguo,bijingmeikejiaobaijuan,doubuyonglaoshigongbuchengjijiunengzhidaozijideweizhi。
kejintianbuyiyang,womingxiannengganjuedaojiaoshideqifenyouxiechenmen,anjingdeguofen。
henmingxian,woshuoguodehua,ranghenduorenchudongle。
zhaoyachenmolexia,yanshensaoguozhongren,zuihouluozaiwoshenshang。
“danshi...zheiciwomenyouweitongxue,ranglaoshiguamuxiangkan。”
穿成垫底学渣