穿成锦鲤体质，开启摆烂人生
《穿成锦鲤体质，开启摆烂人生》 小说介绍
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“keke……dangjiade，niqiaozanguinvzheishibushisilea？”
“a，bunengba，guinvnixingxinga，nikebunengsia！”
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“啊啊啊啊啊……”
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shuozhe，jiushenchuliangzhiquheiculidedashoushangqianlairoucuosubanxiadeliandaner。
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“bieshuozheixiele，sumozenmehaimeixing？”
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“bucheng，buchenga，banxia，niyenaizheihuierdoushuixiale，zanmenruoshizheihuierganhuiquchaoxingletamen，tamenyiyedoubiexiangshuile！”
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yanxiajiushengxialesumoyigerenzaizheiqianbuzhecunhoubuzhediandeshanjiaoxia，dunshiyouxiedantule，suiranxinlitouduizijidedienianghegejiehaishiyouxieshengqi。
danshiyanxiatayebuganyigerendaizaizheipianfeixule，mangzhuizheneijirenlikaidebuziwanglaowupaoqu。