《穿成炮灰后我靠摆烂带飞全家》 小说介绍
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zhengkaiyanshi,wonaoziliwengwengzuoxiang,xiangsaileyibaizhicangying。zuihoudejiyishicierdechachesheng,
haiyouneigebinglengdejixieyin:【di!
shengyu……bangdingchenggong……paohuijiaose‘linwanxing’jihuo……toufangzhong……】wotangzaiyizhangdiaohuababuchuangshang。
zhangzishishuihongsede,xiuzhesuqidedaduomudan。kongqilipiaozheyigutiannidexiang,xundewonaorengengteng。
“si……”wochengzhexiangzuoqilai,hunshengutouxiangshibeichaikaiyoucaocaopinhuiqu,suantongdeyaoming。“**!
ninxingle?”yigeshuzheshuangyajidexiaoyatoupudaochuangbian,yanjinghongdexiangtuzi,“ninkehesinubile!
nindouhunshuiliangtianle!”tajiaoqinghe,wodetieshenyahuan。naozilixiangbeiqiangxingsaijinleyituanluanma,
shuyu“linwanxing”dejiyisuipianxiongyongdizhuangjinlai。tengdewoyanqianfahei,youzhongzhongdiehuizhentoushang。
guolehaoyihuier,neizhenjianruidetengtongcaituichaobansanqu。wodingzhezhangding,huanhuanxiaohuazhezheicaodandexianshi。wo,
chuanshule。chuanjinleyibenjiao《jinxiufenghualu》dedanvzhuguzaonvewenli。
chenglelimianyigetongmingtongxing、huobuguosanshizhangdepaohuinvpei,linwanxing。shulidelinwanxing,
shijiangnanfushanglinmingyuandedizhangnv。linjiayouqian,dandiweidi。tadielinmingyuan,zuomengdouxianggaihuanmenting,
bashangjixidiao。yushi,qiantiaowanxuan,dashanglebendiyigepoluodeshuxiangmendi——zhaojia。
zhaojiazushangchuguojinshi,rujinsuiranzhishenggekongjiazi,danqingmingyouzai。linmingyuanfeijinxinsi,
banverlinwanxingxujilezhaojiadeduzi,zhaowenbo。zhiwangzhezhaowenbonengzhongju、zhongjinshi,
jilinjiadailaiguanshenbihu。shulidelinwanxing,
beilinjiacongxiaoguanshu“yaodongshi、yaoxianhui、yaozhuazhuzhaogongzi”desixiang。jiaruzhaojiahou,gengshijinxiaoshenwei,
dimeishunyan。sihoukebodepopo,taohaoxuweidezhangfu,bianmaizijidejiazhuangtianbuzhaojiadekulong。jieguoni?
zhaowenbozhonglejurenhou,likepanshanglejingzhongguinv。weileshunlixiuqilingqu,zhaojiawuxianlinwanxingbushoufudao,
yurensitong。linjiaweilebaozhuhezhaojiazuihouneidiantimianlianxi,jingranmorenlezheipenzangshui。
linwanxingbeixiuqihuijia,budaosanri,jiu“xiukuizijin”le。tasihoubudaoyigeyue,
zhaowenbojiuhuanhuanxixidiyingqulegaomenguinv。linjiani?yongtadesi,
huanlailezhaowenboyidianweibuzudaodekuijiuhezhaogu,mianqiangweichizheshengyi。zhidaodanvzhuchuxian,
zhaowenbochengledanvzhuchenggonglushangdedianjiaoshizhiyi,hongrandaota。yifuzhaojiadelinjia,ziranyehuifeiyanmie。
quanjiashangxia,meiyigeyouhaoxiachang。huiyiwanjuqing,wotangzaihualidebabuchuangshang,
zhijuedeyiguhanqicongjiaodibanzhichongtianlinggai。paohui。chunchundedianjiaoshi。yongwanjiudiu,
silehaiyaobeicailiangjiaodeneizhong。“**?nin……ninzenmele?bieheqinghea!”qinghekanwoyanshenfazhi,
liandoubaile。womanmanzhuanguotou,kanzhetaneizhangzhinenjiaojidelian。shuli,zheiyatouzailinwanxingbeixiuqihou,
pinmingxianghuzhu,jieguobeizhaojiahuohuodasile。sideshihou,caishiwusui。“qinghe,”wokaikou,
shengyinyoudianya,“jiwonamianjingzilai。”qingheganjinpaoqushuzhuangtai,penglaiyimiandamodeguangliangdetongjing。
jingziliyingchuyizhanglian。shiwuliusuidenianji,meiyanqingli,daizhedianweituodezhiqi,liansecangbai。queshishiwo,
danyouhaoxiangbushiwo。yanshenbuyiyangle。yiqiandelinwanxing,yanshenzongshiqieqiede,daizhediantaohaohebuan。
xianzaizheishuangyanjingli,zhishengxiajiehouyushengdebingleng,haiyouyiguyabuxiaqudexiehuo。qutamadexianhuidongshi!
qutamadetaohaozhaojia!laonianggangcongchehuoxianchangpachulai,bushiweilehuangedifangzaisiyicide!
pingshenmewoyaozouneitiaobiequzhisidelu?pingshenmewoyaoyongwodexuerou,
qutianlinjianeigeyongyuantianbumande“gaihuanmenting”dekulong?wodingzhejingzilideziji,
chechuyigejiqinankandexiao。hao,henhao。jiranjubenfadaowoshoulile。laoniangpianyaojitasile!zhongxie!
“qinghe,”wobatongjingkouzaijinbeishang,“wodieni?”“laoyehefurendouzaiqiantingni,
zhaojia……zhaojialairenle。”qinghexiaoxinyiyidishuo,“shilaishangyixiageyuenazhengzhilixijiede。”nazheng?
e,jiushizhengshixiapindinghun。shuli,jiushizheicinazhengzhihou,linwanxingchedibeibangshanglezhaojiazheisoupochuan。
woxiankaibeizijiuxiachuang。“**!ninshenzihaixuzhe!dafushuoninyaojingyang!”qinghehuangle,xianglanwo。
“jingyanggepi!”wodongzuomaliditaoshangxiezi,“zaijingyang,nijia**jiuzhenyaobeirentaijinguancaile!
”qinghebeiwohezhule。womeiguanshenshangzhichuanzhesubaidezhongyi,yemeiguanpitousanfaxianggefengzi。
jiuzheimeguangzhejiao,yibatuikaishitujiwopiwaishandeqinghe,jingzhichongchulefangmen。linjiatingda,
dianxingdejiangnanfuhuzhaiyuan,tingtailouge,jiashanshuixie。wopingzhenaozilihunluandejiyi,
shenyijiaoqianyijiaodiwangqiantingchong。lushangyudaodexiaren,gegemudengkoudai,huoxiangjianlegui。womeikonglitamen。
naozilijiuyigeniantou:zachangzi!bixuzalezheigaisidedinghun!chongdaoqiantingmenkoushi,
limianzhengchuanlaiyipianhexiedetanxiaosheng。wodielinmingyuanneikeyiyadi、daizhechanmeidexiaoshengyouqimingxian。
“zhaoxiongfangxin,xiaonvsuipuliuzhizi,danzuishiwenwanzhili,dinghuihaohaoshifenggongpo,
xiangfujiaozi……”woshenxiyikouqi,mengdituikaileneishanchenzhongdediaohuamumen。“kuangdang!”judadeshengxiang,
rangtingneisuoyoudetanxiaofengshengjiaranerzhi。siji。qibashuangyanjing,qishuashuadidingzaiwoshenshang。jinge,yihuo,
ranhoushihaobuyanshidebiyihexiane。shangshouzuozhegechuanzhebanjiubuxinchoushandezhongniannanren,xuzheshanyanghu,
yiliandaomaoanran。yinggaijiushizhaowenbotadie,zhaoshouren。pangbianzuozheyigechuanzheshuihongsahuaqundefuren,
quanguhengao,zuichunhenbo,yanshenxiangdaoziyiyangguaguolai。zhaowenbodeqinniang,wangjingui。tapangbian,
zuozheyigechuanzhetianqingserushandenianqingren。mianpibaijing,meiyanhaisuanduanzheng,zhishiyanshenpiaohu,
kanrenshixiguanxingdiweiweitaizhexiaba。zhaowenbobenren。cike,takanzhewo,meitoujinsuo,
yanshenlishihaobuyanshidexianqiheyisi……beimaofandenaonu。wodielinmingyuanhewoniangzhouwan,zuozaixiashou。
wodielianshangdexuese“shua”diyixiatundeganganjingjing,zuichunduosuozhe,zhizhewodeshoudoudexiangzhongfeng。
woniangzhouwan,hedezhijiewuzhulezui,yanjingdengdeliuyuan,limianquanshijingkong。“xing……xinger!
ni……nihunaoshenme!haibukuaihuiqu!”linmingyuanzhongyuzhaohuilezijideshengyin,
daizheyizhongbinlinbengkuidesiya。womeilita。wodemuguang,xiangtanzhaodengyiyang,zaizhaojiasankoulianshangsaoguo。
zuihou,dinggezaizhaowenbolianshang。wochaotaliekaizui,luchuyigejueduichengbushangyoushandexiaorong。“die,niang,
”wokaikou,shengyinbuda,danzugourangmeigerendoutingqing,“zheiqinshi,wobudaying。
”“hong——”zhenggeqianting,chedizhaleguo。linmingyuanchadianyikouqimeishanglai,zhijiejueguoqu。
zhouwanganjinfuzhuta,jidekuaikule:“wanxing!nifengmolebucheng!hushuoshenme!”zhaoshourendelian,
heidexiangguodi。wangjinguimengdiyipaizhuozi,jianlideshengyinjihuyaoxianfanwuding:“fanle!fanletianle!
zheijiushinimenlinjiayangchulaidehaonver?buzhilianchi!haowujiaoyang!”zhaowenboyezhanleqilai,
yilianbeixiurudefenkai:“linbofu,linbomu!guifuqianjinrucixingjing,zhiwozhaojiayanmianyuhedi?
zheimenqinshi,wokan……”“nikanshenmekan?”wozhijiedaduanta,guangzhejiaowangqianzouleliangbu,
litagengjinlexie。tashenshangneiguziliezhixunxianghunzhedianyounideweidao,xundewozhifanexin。“zhaowenboshiba?
”woshangxiadaliangta,yanshentiaotidexiangzaicaishichangtiaojiangeyedezhurou,“zhangdema……yejiuneiyang,
haimeiwojiazhangfangxianshengjingshen。”“ni!”zhaowenbolianzhangchenglezhuganse。“xuewenni?”wojixushuchu,
“tingshuonikaolesancitongshengshile?haimeiguo?ze,naozibutaixinga。”“linwanxing!nizhukou!
”linmingyuanzhongyuhuanguoqi,baofachunuhou,etoushangqingjinzhitiao。wopiantoukanxiangta,yuqiwugu:“die,
woshuocuolema?zhaogongzishibushikaolesancihaimeizhongtongsheng?zheishierzanmenfulisaodidewangpozidouzhidaoa。
”linmingyuanbeiwoyedezhifanbaiyan。zhaoshourenqidehuzizhiqiao:“cubi!bukan!linmingyuan!jinrizhishi,
nibixujiwozhaojiayigejiaodai!fouze……”“fouzezenyang?”wojieguohuacha,kanxiangzhaoshouren,yilianzhencheng,
“zhaolaoye,ninyebieshengqi。woshiweininjiahao。”“ninxianga,wozheiyangde,budongguiju,buzhilianchi,
hainaozibutaihaoshi,jinleninzhaojiademen,neibushirumeileninjiadeshuxiangmendima?
”“wanyinatianwofaqifenglai,baninjiazuchuandepaibianpiledangchaishao,neiduobuhao,duiba?
”“puchi……”jiaoluoli,buzhidaoshinagemeibiezhudexiaren,xiaochulesheng。wangjinguiqidehunshenfadou,
zhizhewodebizi:“pofu!xiangyepofu!woershiwenquxingxiafan!jianglaishiyaozhongzhuangyuandangdaguande!
qishinizheidengcubishangnvnengxiaoxiangde!tuiqin!bixutuiqin!”“hao!”womengdiyipaibazhang,shengyinqingcui,
“zhaofurenshenmingdayi!neijiuzheimeshuodingle!tuiqin!”wozhuanxiangwanquanshihuadelinmingyuanhezhouwan:“die,niang,
nimentingdaoleba?zhaofurenzhudongtidetuiqin!zanmenkebiedanwulezhaogongzidejinxiuqiancheng!
”“ni……nizheigeniezhang!wodasini!”linmingyuanzhongyuchedibengkuile,
chaoqishoubianyigechazhanjiuchaowozaguolai。wolinghuodiwangpangbianyishan。“huala!”chazhanzazaidishang,
suicipianhechashuijianleyidi。“laoye!shibudea!”zhouwansisibaozhubaonudelinmingyuan。
tinglichediluanchengleyiguozhou。zhaojiasankouliansetieqing,fuxiuerqu,lianchangmianhuadoulandeshuole。
linmingyuantanzaiyizishang,zhizhewodeshouzhidoudelihai:“ni……nizheigebuxiaonv!nishiyaohuilelinjia!
shiyaoqisiwoa!”zhouwanzaiyipangmoyanlei:“wanxinga,nidaodishizenmele?
zhaojia……zhaojiashiwomenhaoburongyicai……”wokanzheyanqianjifeigoutiaodechangjing,
xinlineikoucongzhengkaiyanjiubiezhedeeqi,zhongyushunchangleyidian。diyibu,zalezheigaisidehunyue。wancheng!
zhiyuhouguo?guantani。bailandediyibu,jiushixianbazijiconghuokenglibaochulai。zalezhaojiadeqinshi,
houguobiwoyuxiangdelaidegengmengliexie。linmingyuanmeidasiwo,danbidasiwogenghen。
tabawoguanjinlehouyuanzuipianpidefotangli。meiqimingyue:jingxinsiguo。“shenmeshihouxiangtongle,
shenmeshihouditourencuo,quzhaojiaketoupeizui,baqinshiwanhui,shenmeshihouzaichulai!”tagezhemenfeng,
qideshengyindouzaifazhan,“fouze,nijiujiwozaizheifotanglidaiyibeizi!”fotanghenjiu,henxiao。
zhiyouyizhangyingbanchuang,yizhangpozhuozi,yizundiaoleqidefoxiang。chuanghuzhidoupole,lengfengsousoudiwangliguan。
qinghekukutitidibaozhepugaijuanxiangjinlaipeiwo,beishoumendecuzhuangpozixiongsheneshadilanzhule。
“laoyefenfule!zhizhunsongfan!sheiyebuzhunjinqu!”de,liangeshuohuaderendoumeile。tinghao。qingjing。
wobaneidiankeliandepugaiwangyingbanchuangshangyireng,huangusizhou。huichenhenhou,qiangjiaoguazhezhizhuwang。
kongqilimimanzheyiguchenjiudexianghuihemutoufuxiuhunhedeweidao。wozoudaoneizunfoxiangqian,taitoukanlekan。
foxiangdimeichuimu,yilianbeimin。“kanshenmekan?”wopiepiezui,“nixintuneimeduo,buchawozheiyige。
wozishennanbao,jiubujinishangxiangleha。”shuowan,wozhijiewangputuanshangyizuo,panqitui。meichide,meihede,
meirenshuohua。duzikaishigugujiao。menwaichuanlaidongjing,yigexiaoshihecongmendixiadexiaodonglisailejinlai。
wodakaiyikan。yiwannengzhaojianrenyingdexizhou,yixiaodieheihuhudexiancai。xingba,ebusijiuxing。
woduanqizhouwan,xiliuxiliudiheqilai。weidaoguadan,haiyoudiansou。danwohedetingxiang。
shangbeizijiabanjiadaoweichuxue,yemeihuanlaishenmehaoxiachang。xianzainenghuozhehezhou,tinghao。hewanzhou,
wobawandiefanghuishihe,tuichuqu。ranhou,wangyingbanchuangshangyitang。ying,luodehuang。wofanlegeshen,
cheguoneichuangbodexiangzhidebeiziguozhuziji。bishangyanjing。shuijue。tiandadeshi,shuixingzaishuo。jiexialaiderizi,
woguoshanglejiqiguilvdefotangshenghuo。songfandexiaoyatoumeitianzhunshicongmendongsaijinlailianggeshihe。
zaofan:xizhou+xiancai。wufan:xizhou+xiancai。wanfan:haishixizhou+xiancai。ouer,
xiancaihuihuanchengjigenmeiyoushuideqingcai。wozhaodanquanshou。chileshui,shuilechi。
xinglejiuzaibazhangdadefotanglizhuanquanquan,huodongyixiajiangyingdeshenti。huozheduizheneizunfoxiangziyanziyujiju。
“wei,laofo,jintianxiancaihouxian,linjiamaiyanbuyaoqianma?”“ze,zheifeng,chuidewonaomenerliangsousoude,
chuanghuzhiyebujihuyixia……”“qingheneiyatouyebuzhidaozenmeyangle,
kendingzaitoutoukubizi……”riziyitiantianguoqu。menwaikanshoudepozihuanlejiban。congzuichudeyanfangsishou,
mamalielie,daohoulaibiandeyouxie……kunhuohemamu。
dagaitamencongmeijianguobeiguanjinbihaizheime……anzhiruosude**。meikumeinao,meixunsimihuo。
songjinqudeculifanshi,meicidouchideganganjingjing。fotanglianjingdeguiyi。zheitianbangwan,
songfandeshijianguolehenjiu,shihecaibeisaijinlai。wodakaiyikan。huo!shengjile!yiwanbaimifan,
shangmianpuzhejipianyouwangwangdelarou,haiyoujigencuilvdeqingcai!pangbianjuranhaiyouyixiaodieqiekaidexianyadan,
danhuangliuyou!woyanjingdouliangle。kanlai,waimiandeshijieyoubianhuale?wopengzhewan,langtunhuyan。larouzhenxiang,
xianyadanzhenhaochi!zhengchidehuan,menwaichuanlaikeyiyadideshuohuasheng,shikanshoupozide。“……zaonieyo,
laoyezheicizhenshiqihenle,shengyishangchileneimedadekui,huilaiyoufalehaodayitonghuo……”“kebushima!
tingshuobeineixingsundekengcanle!yidabihuokuanshoubuhuilai,puzilizhouzhuanbukai,
jidezuijiaodouqiliaopaole……”“ai,furenyeshi,tiantianmoyanlei,er**hedebingleyichang……”“xu!
xiaoshengdian!bieranglimianneiweitingjian……”shengyinjianjianyuanqu。wobafandedongzuomanlexialai。beikengle?
huokuanshoubuhuilai?zhouzhuanbukai?shulihaoxiangtiguoyibi。linmingyuanzaizhaojiadinghunqian,
weilechoucuoyibi“xiaojing”weilaiqinjiadeyinzi,cangcugenyigewaidikeshangzuolebidamaimai,
jieguoneikeshangjuankuanpaole,ranglinjiayuanqidashang。zheiyeshihoulailinwanxingjiazhuangbeizhaojiataokonghou,
linjiawulizhiyuandezhongyaoyuanyinzhiyi。yuanlaishijiandianzaizhei。wofangxiawan,tianletianzuijiaodeyouguang。kanlai,
woneibianyidiederizi,buhaoguoa。linjia,haoxiangyemeiwoxiangdeneimejianbukecui?tinghao。fotangdemen,
shizaiyigexiazhexiaoyudeqingchenbeidakaide。chaoshibinglengdekongqiyongjinlai。zhanzaimenkoude,shiwoniangzhouwan。
tachuanzheyishensujingdeouhesequnzi,yanquanhonghongde,lianseqiaocui,kandaowopantuizuozaiputuanshang,
zhengduizhefoxiangfadai(qishishizaishenyou),yanlei“shua”dijiuxialaile。
“xinger……wodeer……”tapujinlai,yibabaozhuwo,kudeshangqibujiexiaqi,
“kulenile……shiniangmeiyong……”tashenshangdaizheyigushilengdechaoqihedandandeyaowei。
wobeitabaodeyoudianmeng,jiangyingdipailepaitadebei。“niang,womeishi。”woshuodeshishihua。chuleyoudianwuliao,
chidechadian,shuideyingdian,zhenmeisha。zhouwankudegengxiongle,pengqiwodelian,
zizixixidikan:“shoule……shoulehaoduo……lianseyecha……douguainidieneigelaohutu!xintaihenle!
”taxuxutaotaodimazhewodie,youxintengdimozhewodelian。“niang,jiali……shibushichushile?
”wodaduantadekusu。zhouwandekushengyidun,yanshenshanshuoleyixia,
suijiyouyongshanggengduodeleishuihechouku:“mei……meishenmedashi……shengyishangdeshi,
nidienengyingfu……nibiecaoxin……”tamingxianzaisahuang。kanlaishiqingbuxiao。“niang,wonengchuqulema?
”wozhijiewen。zhouwanmozheyanlei,diandiantou,youyaoyaotou:“nidie……nidieta……ai,xinger,
tingniangdehua,qujinidierengecuo,digetou,haobuhao?zhaojianeibian……”“zhaojia?”wotiaomei,
“zhaojiazenmele?”zhouwanlianshangluchuyisifuza,youfenhen,
youyoudiannanyiqichi:“nidie……qianjiriqibuguo,xiangquzhaozhaolaoyelilun,
jieguo……jieguozai……zaineidengbuganjingdedifang,zhuangjianlezhaojiagongzi!”tayadileshengyin,
daizhexiuchi:“tagenjigehupenggouyou,louzhe……louzhexiebusanbusidenvren!hedelanzui!
zuilihai……haishuozhexiehunzhanghua!shuoshenmequshanghunvshizijiangshenfen,shiquanyizhiji,dengzhongleju,
ziyougaomenguinv……”zhouwanqidehunshenfadou:“nidiedangshiqidechadianbeiguoqiqu!
huilaijiubingleyichang……zheicaizhidao,neizhaowenbo,pingrilizhuangdesiwenyouli,beidilijingshizheidenghuose!
”ehuo?yiwaishouhuo!kanlaiwodiede“ouyu”,bishulitiqianle?“suoyi,”wozongjie,
“diezhongyufaxian,taqiantiaowanxuandejinguixu,qishishigewangbadan?”zhouwanbeiwozhibaidehuayeleyixia,
suijizhongzhongtanlekouqi,yanleiyouxialaile:“shinianghenidiexialeyan!chadianhaileni!xinger,
niangduibuzhuni……”tabaozhewo,youshiyizhenku。kuwanle,
caichouchouyeyedishuo:“nidie……talabuxialian。xinliyebiezhehuo,juedeshini……shininaoneiyichang,
cairangtakanqinglezhaojia,rangta……meimianzi。xinger,nijiudangkeliankelianniang,qugennidiefugeruan,daogeqian,
zheishierjiuguoqule,xingma?”tayanshenlidaizhexiaoxinyiyidekenqiu。wokanzhezheigenuoruo、meishenmezhujian,
dancikezhenxinshiyixintengnverdenvren。xinlimeishenmebolan。daoqian?woyoushenmecuo?
cuozaimeiguaiguaitiaojinhuokeng?buguo……fotangyedainile。chuqukankanlinjiazheisoupochuandaodilouchengshayangle,
yexing。“xingba,”wowusuoweididiandiantou,“wochuqu。”zhouwandaxiguowang,lianmanglazhewoqishen,
zhaohuwaimiandeyahuanpozijinlai。“kuai!kuaiji**shuxi!naxinyishanglai!”beijigeyahuanweizhe,
reshuicaxi,huanshangganjingrouruandeximianbuyiqun,shuhaotoufa。
wokanzhetongjinglineizhangyijiucangbaidanyanshenqingliangdelian。ng,dizihaibucuo。shoushituodang,zhouwanlazhewo,
yiluwanglinmingyuandeshufangqu。shufanglimimanzheyigunongzhongdeyaoweiheyayideqifen。
linmingyuankaozaikuandadetaishiyishang,liansehuibai,yanwoshenxian,zuijiaoqueshiqilehaojigeliaopao。
zhenggerenxiangshilaoleshisui。kandaowojinlai,tayanpitailetai,yanshenfuza。younaonu,youpibei,
haiyouyisi……buyichajuedegangahexinxu。“die。”wozhanzaiwuzizhongjian,hanleyisheng。shengyinpingjing,
meishenmeqingxu。linmingyuanmeiying,zhishizhongzhongdihengleyisheng,biekailian。qifenyoudianjiang。zhouwanganjindayuanchang,
tuilewoyixia,pinmingshiyanse:“xinger……”wokanzhetajiaojideyangzi,
youkankanlinmingyuanneifusiyaomianzihuoshouzuidedexing。suanle。jiudangjizheigebianyiniangyidianmianzi。“die,
”woqingleqingsangzi,kaikou,“zaifotangzheixierizi,wojingxinxiangguole。”linmingyuandemuguangzhuanleguolai,
daizheyisishenshiheweiruodeqidai。zhouwanyejinzhangdikanzhewo。“nverzhiqianxingshilumang,rangdieniangcaoxin,
ranglinjiamengxiule。”womianwubiaoqing,bangduyiyangnianzhetaici,“shinverdebushi。”linmingyuanjinbengdelianse,
rouyankejiandihuanheleyisi。zhouwangengshidadasonglekouqi。“buguo,”wohuafengyizhuan,“zhaojiazhishi,
nverburenweizijikancuoleren。dieqinyansuojian,xiangbiyeqingchuzhaowenbodeweiren。zheiyangderenjia,
zaoduanzaoganjing。”linmingyuandelianseyouchenlexiaqu,zuijiaodeliaopaochoudongleyixia。tameifanbo。xianran,
zhaowenboneitiande“jingcaibiaoyan”,jita**buxiao。“zhiyudieshengyishangdenanchu,
”wokanzhetazhuoshangduideluanqibazaodezhangbenhepiaoju,“nverzaifotangli,xianzheyeshixianzhe,
daoshifanguojibenfojing,lvedongxiesuanli。dieruoxindeguo,neixiejiyadezhangmu,
nverhuoxukeyibangmangzhenglizhengli。”“hunao!”linmingyuanxiangshibeicaileweibademao,mengdiyipaizhuozi,
“niyigeguigenver,dongshenmeshengyizhangmu!jianzhibuzhitiangaodihou!”zhouwanyeheleyitiao:“xinger,
bieluanshuo!neixieshidashi,nibie……”“die,”woyingzhetanaonudemuguang,yuqipingdan,
“ninxianzaidezhangfangxiansheng,pashisuanbuqingzheibilanzhangleba?buran,ninyebuhuijidezuijiaoqipao。
”wozhilezhitazuijiaodeliaopao。linmingyuan:“……”taxiangshibeichuozhongletongchu,lianshangyizhenqingyizhenbai。
“yuqirangneixiezhangbenduizhefamei,huozherangbukaopuderenyuesuanyueluan,”wotantanshou,“bururangwoshishi?
fanzheng,qingkuangyebuhuibixianzaigengzaole,bushima?”“tuiyiwanbushuo,wosuancuole,
ninzaimawobuzhitiangaodihouyebuchi。”shufanglixianrulechenmo。zhiyoulinmingyuancuzhongdechuanxisheng。
tasisididingzhewo,yanshenruili,xiangshidiyicirenzhendaliangzheige“lijingpandao”denver。guolexujiu。
jiudaozhouwandoukuaizhixile。linmingyuancaicongyafenglijichujigezi:“……hao!wodaoyaokankan,
ninengsuanchugeshenmemingtang!lairen!baxixiangfangneijiankongwuzishoushichulai!baneijixiangzhangben、piaoju,
doubanguoqu!”tazhizhewo,shouzhihaizaidou:“linwanxing!nizuihaozhenyoudianbenshi!yaoshiganhunao,
wo……wodaduannidetui!”chengle!wochuixiayan,zhezhuyandiyisijiaoxia。“nverjinli。
”linjiaxixiangfangdekongwuzi,henkuaibeijikoudamuxiangsaimanle。xiangzili,
quanshijiyaleshuyueshenzhigengjiudezhangben、piaoju、songhuodan、wanglaixinjian。luanqibazao,zhanzhehuichen,
shenzhihaiyouchongzhudehenji。kongqilimimanzheyiguchenfudezhizhanghemeiwei。qinghebeipailaijiwodaxiashou,
xiaoyatoukanzhezheiduijirushande“polan”,liandoubaile。“xiao……**,zhei……zheimeduo?
zheidesuandaoshenmeshihoua?”wosuishounaqiyibenhouhoudezhangce,douledouhui。“manmansuanbei。
”wojizijinonglegeshufudezishi。yizhangdazhuozi,jibayizi。
rangqinghezhaolaizuibianyidecuzhihetantiao(maobitaifeishi)。
yourangchufangmeitianjiwosongyidiechaodexiangpenpendenanguazi。kaigong!wofankaizhangben。fantizi,shupai,
meiyoubiaodian。kanzheyoudianfeijing。danshangbeizishijiniancaiwugoudejingyan,duifuzheizhongjiandandeliushuizhang,
chuochuoyouyu。woyibiankezhenanguazi,yibiannaqitantiao,kaishizaicuzhishangxiexiehuahua。bahunluandeyuanshipiaoju,
anshijian、shangjia、huowuzhongleifenmenbielei。
zaicuzhishanghuachuqingxidebiaoge:riqi、zhaiyao、shouru、zhichu、jingshouren……bazhangbenshangmohubuqingdeshuzi,
yiyitengchaodaobiaogeliduiyingdedifang。yudaoyouyiwende、duibushanghaodeshuzi,
jiuyongtantiaozaipangbianzhongzhongdihuagequan。qingheyikaishishouzuwucuo。worangtaganmajiuganma。dizhangben,zhaopiaoju,
momo(suiranwoyongtantiaoduo),huozhejiushianjingdizuozaiyipang,kanwoxiangzhisongshuyiyangkabakabakeguazi,
ranhouzaizhishanghuaneixietakanbudongdegezi。riziyitiantianguoqu。xixiangfangchenglewodedipan。zhuoshang、dishang,
pumanlewohuadebiaogehezhenglihaodepiaoju。neixieduijirushandeluanzhang,zaiwodetantiaohenanguaziqiaodebaoweixia,
yidiandianbeishuli、guizhi。linmingyuanyiciyemeilaikanguo。dagaijuedewozaixiahunao,huozhedengzhekanwoxiaohua。
zhouwantoutoulaiguoliangci,kanzhemanwuzide“guihuafu”,yuyanyouzhi,zuizhongzhishitanqi,
rangchufangduojiwosongdianhaochide。zheitianxiawu,wozhengduizhejizhangmohubuqingdeshouhuodanzhoumei。riqiduibushang,
huowushuliangyeyouchuru。qianshourendemingzixiangguihuafu。“qinghe,qukufangwenwen,qunianlayueshiliu,
chengnansunjibuzhuangsonglaideneipiximianbu,rukudanzisheiqiande?zhangbenshangjideshibashipi,
shouhuodanshangzenmezhiyouqishiwupi?”qingheyingleyisheng,xiaopaozhequle。**zaiyibeishang,niezhetantiao,
dingzheneichuankeyideshuzi。zheisunjibuzhuang……mingziyoudianshu。haoxiangshikenglelinmingyuanhuokuanpaoludeneige?
zhengzhuomozhe,menwaichuanlaijiaobusheng。henchen,daizhedianchiyi。wotaiyanyikan。yo,xike。linmingyuanzhanzaimenkou。
tadagaishiluguo,beixixiangfangzhei“rehuochaotian”dejingxiangxiyinle。tatantouwanglikan。
kandaomanwuzitankaidezhizhang,shangmianmimimamashitakanbudongdebiaogeheshuzi。kandaowoqiaozhetui,
yibeishangdazhejianjiachangjiuaozi,shoulihainiezhejikenanguazi。meibandiandajiaguixiudeyangzi。
tameitouzhoudenengjiasicangying。“nizhei……zheichenghetitong!”taxiguanxingdixiangxunchi。woyanpidoumeitai,
yongtantiaoqiaoleqiaozhuoshangneizhangyouwentideshouhuodan。“die,laidezhenghao。chengnansunjibuzhuang,
qunianlayueshiliuneipiximianbu,zhangbenjibashipi,shouhuodanzhiyouqishiwupi。qianshourenmingzikanbuqing,
kufangneibianqinghequwenle。ninlaojingshouguomei?youmeiyouyinxiang?”linmingyuanxunchidehuakazailehoulongli。
taxiayishidikanxiangwozhidedifang。neixiebiaoge,suiranguaiyi,danriqi、xiangmu、shuzi,pailiedeqingqingchuchu。
neigeciyande“80”he“75”,duibixianming。
sunjibuzhuang……layueshiliu……linmingyuandeliansebianlebian。takuaibuzoujinlai,naqineizhangzhoubabadeshouhuodan,
mizheyanzixibianrenshangmiandeqianming。“zhei……zheishi……”talianseyuelaiyuenankan,mengditaitou,
“niquedingzhangbenshibashipi?”“re,zijikan。”wobatankaidezhangbentuiguoqu。
linmingyuanditoukanzhezhangbenshangdejilu,youkankanshouhuodan。huxijianjiancuzhongqilai。“hunzhang!shiligui!
kufangdeerguanshi!”tamengdiyipaizhuozi,zhendezhuoshangdeguaziqiaodoutiaoleqilai,“zheigoudongxi!
jingganhuotongwairenkengpianzhujia!neiwupibu……dingshibeitatanmole!”taqidezaiwuziliduobu,
xiangyitoubaonudekunshou。“haiyou!”woyoucongyiduipiaojulichouchujizhang,“shanggeyuechuba,
ji‘jufenglou’gongdeneipishanhuo,zhangbenjideshiwushiliangyinzi。kezheizhangsonghuohuizhishang,
zhiyoujufenglousanzhangjuyigesizhang,meiyoujushangdegongyin。anguiju,zheizhangshibunengjiede。kezanjiazhangshang,
zheibikuanziyijinghuachuqule。”wobapiaojutuidaotamianqian。linmingyuanyibazhuaguoqu,
kanzheneimeigulinglingdesizhang,zaikankanzhangbenshangqingxidezhichujilu,lianchediheichengleguodi。
“wang……wangyoucai!”tayaoyaqiechidituchuzheigemingzi,“guanwaicaimaidewangyoucai!
dingshitahejufenglouneisanzhangjuchuantonghaole!chilibawaidedongxi!”taxiongkoujulieqifu,
kanzhemanwuzibeiwoshulidetiaolifenmingde“zuizheng”,zaikankanwokezheguazi、yilianpingjingdeyangzi。
 
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