穿成傻妞后：全村当我活祖宗！
《穿成傻妞后：全村当我活祖宗！》 小说介绍
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《穿成傻妞后：全村当我活祖宗！》 穿成傻妞后：全村当我活祖宗！精选章节 免费试读
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zhidaowosuanchucuntousihuxiamaizheqiannianbaozang......1woshibeiyigejingtiandaleipixingde。
xiangdewoermowengwengjiao，zhengyanjiuduishangyiqunheiququ、maozhereqidelian，
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”woguojinshenshangdazheqibagebudingdeboguazi，suozaisujianeishanloufengdepochuanghudixia，
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“baoyatou？zahaibushui？”woniangduanzheyiwannengzhaojianrenyingdeyecaihuhujinlai。
zheisheng“baoyatou”rangwojilianggudoumaleyixia。3cundongtoulilaoguaijiasisuidexiaosunzi，lianbaidexiangzhi，
gaoshaosantianbutui，chudezhenziyouhongyoumi。lilaoguaibaozhesunzizaipowuyuanzilihao，
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xiangtianhua……pashibuzhongyongle……zhunbeichongyichongba（chongxi）……”cunlidalabazhaoshenjizairenqunzuiqiantou，
turanyipaidatui，zhizheworang：“aiyo！zancunbushiyougehuoshenxianma？baoyatou！shaniu！kuairangtasuansuan，
gouwazheiyoujiumeijiu？”yishijian，suoyourendemuguang“shua”dijujiaodaowoshenshang。
wobeizheituruqilaidegaoguangshikezhengmengle。haimeifanyingguolai，yijingbeizhaoshenyibatuidaoqiantou。
4lilaoguaineijuewangyoudaizheyisishewangdeyanshen，xiangshaohongdetieluotieyiyangtangzaiwoshenshang。
tasunzineizhangqiruoyousi、bumanhongzhendexiaolianzaiwoyanqianbutinghuang。suanle！jiurenyaojin！
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xuyujiushi……youjingwuxian，xudai……ganlin？jiushi？ganlin？5“shui！kuai！”woyisangzihouchulai，
zhizhewuli，“zhaozuiganjingdeshuilai，weitahexiaqu！youduoshaoheduoshao！kuai！kuaia！
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meijiandouweibujinqulema？guanxiaqunengtuchulaicaiguai！nizheibushixiahunaohairenma？
”zhaoshenlianyekuale：“baoyatou，zheisuandeshaa？heliangshuinengjiuming？nineinaodaishizhenmeihaolisuoba？
”woyaojinyaguan，naozilizhuanzhexuguadeyaoci。
kanweishui……jibingxuyijingdaizhi……kezhei“jing”zhidejuebushizuoyidaibi！“shui！ganjingdeliangshui！
”wozhizhehaizitaniang，“saozi，nixinwo！bashuiduanlai，yongganjingbuzhanle，cahaizishouxinjiaoxin，
haiyoubozi！”6shijianxiangbeijiazaichaihuoshangkao，meiyimiaodouzizizuoxiang。woniangsisizuanzhewodegebo，
hanjintouletadanbodexiuzi。“dongle！yanjingdongle！”gouwataniangyishengpoleyindejianjiaodapolesiji。
suoyoudemuguangshunjiandingzaikangshang——neihunmisantiandexiaojiahuo，yanpijiannandixiankaileyitiaofeng，
xiaozuiwuyishidizabaleyixia，hanhanhuhudihengji：“niang……ke……”“huole！zhenhuole！
”renqunzhakaileguo。yigeshichenhou，haizidetiwenkaishixiajiang，zhenziyeyouhairendexinghongzhuanweiwenshundefenhong。
danghulaotouxiaoxinyiyidibashouzhicongneihaizishouwanshangnuokaishi，
biaoqingxiangshihuoshengshengtunlegejidan：“mai……wenle！xie……xiechulaile？shenle！zhenshenle！
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zhangdaniangjiahuaiyiwuhouneikezaoshuzhaoxie，liandilihuangleyezidebaomidouyaowenwoshibushidezuiletudiye。
baochou？yilanzizhoubabadeli，yiwaguanhunzhuodezhuojiu，jigehaidaizhenidejidan……xingba，
zongbimeichideqiang。zheitian，woneidasangmenbiaogelidaniuxingchongchongpaojinlai：“baoya！suanzhele！
cunxitoulannigouneikuaihuangdi，wozuoerwanshangzhenmengjianyoujinguangwangneierluo！genshuilipaozheside！
”woxiangqizaoshangpaigua，delegekanshangkunxia——dishuishigua。jingzhongyoudong，huoyousuohuo。nandaohaizhenyoudianxi？
8cunlideqingzhuanglaolijihuquanbeiwobiaogelidaniudepoluosangzizhaohuchulaile。
jishihaorennazhetieqiao、chutou、shenzhifenchazi，hulalayongdaocunxitouneipianhuanglebuzhiduoshaoniandelannigou。
taiyangbanishuishaideguntang，zhengtengqiyiguzinanyiyanyudexianxingchouwei。“shapodifang？shuidoushiheide！
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yankanzhedahuoerdechutoujiuyaoluoxiaqule，womengditaishou：“dengdeng！wazheilimeiyong！bushigouli！
”wozhizhelannigouxiayoukaojinshanjiaoguaiwanchu，neilidishigengai，zhangmanlebanrengaodekuluwei，
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yunilituran“pu”yishengmenxiang。tieqiaosihuchuodaoleyingwu。“zhen、zhenyoudongxi！
”suoyourenhulayixiaweiguoqu，jibachutouyitongbala。heinitangzili，
beiyuniguodewuqimaheideyijiaojinshuxianluchulai。lidaniuxingziji，tiaojinmeiguoxiaotuidenikengli，
shuangshousimingkouzhuneijinshubianyuan，houlonglifachudichende“hehe”sheng。“kuangdang！
”yikuaiguozhehouhouyuni、chendiandiandetiaoxingdongxibeitayingshengshengcongyunilibalechulai！
10cunxitoulannigouwachu“heitiaozi”dexiaoxixiangzhangletui，xunsuchuanbianlezhenggeliushugou。
lianlincunderendoupaolaikanrenao。womensujianeigesimianloufengdepoyuanzi，beiweideshuixiebutong。“xiaoshenxian！
kuaijizanqiaoqiao，zheizuzongniliguodeshabaobei？
”lidaniubaozheneijiechendetagebozhidazhandedongxizhanzaizuizhongjian，yanshenreqie。
wogesudazhuangbanlaiyikouzhuangzhushideposhicao，hualalatilehaojitongbingliangdejingshui。batieqiaotouxiganjing？
xiangdemei！lidaniubanei“baobei”zhenggeerfangjincaoli，tiqiyitongshuijiuchongxiaqu。huala！
heisedenijiangbeichongkai。hunzhuoshuiliuxia，yidaocongweijianguo，ciderenyanfayundejinguangmengdibenglechulai！
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chenglegejudade、loufengdehushao。shuicaolineikuaidongxi，beichongshuahouluchuletazhengningdeyangmao——huangchengcheng，
cimuzhayan！shangmianneixieaojinqudewenluqingxikejian，kedeshizhengningdemengshou，
shouzuilidiaozheyigeyuanliuliudekongdong，zhenggezaoxingcuguangyoudaizheyiguziherendeweishi！“jin……jinzi？！
”wangpozidiyigejianjiaochusheng，poleyin，gankudeshouzhiduosuozhezhizhecaoli，“zheishi……shijinzizuode？
zheimedagejinzi？！”“wodelaotianye！zuzongxianlingla！
”zhaoshenputongyishengduizhewojianeilielefengdetuqiangjiuguixiale。12wozhanzaishicaobian，
shouzhichupengdaoneibinglengdejinshushoutou，daoxiyikouliangqi。
worendezheidongxi——《tianjipu》zaxiangpianlihuaguoleisidetuyang。hutoujinyue！
dazhouchaoqianchaodachujinweijunyizhangzhongqi，feizongshibudeyong！zheiwanyier，
genbenbugaichuxianzaiyigeqiongshangoudelannitangli！womengditaitou：“daniuge！wa！yanzhegoudi，
wangxiayoushangenneibian！wangxiazaiwasanchi！bu，zhishaowuchishen！dongzuoqingdian！qianwanbiezainatieqiaochuo！
”wodeshengyinyinweijidongerfazhan，daizheyizhongburongzhiyidejiqie。
yuanziliganggangfeitengqilaidekuangxishunjianninggu，zhuanchenglegengshendezhenjinghejinzhang。jinzixiamian……maizhegengduo？
13lannigouchedifeitengle。lijiananrenshiliushugouyoumingde“tiepazi”，ganhuoshoujiaomali。tatiaojinshenkeng，
xiaoxinyiyidiyongdailaidegongjutanxiaqu。zheiyici，gongjujianchuanlaideshi“du”demenxiang，shengyinchendun，
daizhemouzhongkongdongdehuixiang。litiepazideshouweiweiyidun，hunzhuodeshuixia，
gongjusihupengdaolemouzhongyingwudebianyuan。tashenxiyikouqi，pingzhuhuxi，
xiaoxinyiyidikaishiqinglishuixiadeyuni。hunzhuodeshuiliubeibakai，yigejuda、shenchendelunkuojianjianxianluchulai。
butongyuzhiqianwadaodelingxingqijian，zheidongxisisifangfang，shangmiankezhedeshouwengenggupoweiyan。
yourenshishengjiaolechulai：“guancai？jin……jinguancai？！”“biexiashuo！shixiangzi！fangbaobeidexiangzi！
”pangbianderenlikefanbo。woxinzhongjuzhen，jihuzhanbuwen。neixingzhuang……《tianjipu》lijizaide“jinkui”，
dachuhuanglinglizhuangpeizangzhenbaodemixiang！14shikouchenzhongdeliujindaxiangbeicunmincongnijianglitaichulai，
zaihetanshangbaileyiliu。xianggaiqiaokaiyitiaofengxideshunjian，mankengmangudeciyanguangmangbasuoyourendouzhenshale！
zhengzhengshixiangjinding！shixiang！taiyangdixiazhihuangxiarenyan！jiuzaizheijinguangjihubasuoyourenlinghundouzhenchuqiaodeshihou，
cunkoufangxiangyizhenzaluandematishengtapolehaogoudejijing。wowenshengwangqu，
jiujianliushugouyoumingyouxingdejigelaobeiziren，
cuyongzheyigechuanzhechouduanzhangshan、liuzheshanyanghu、tingzhefuguidudezhongnianpangzi，zhengshenyijiaoqianyijiaowangzheibiangan。
“zhangyuanwai！shigebidaliucundezhangyuanwai！”yourenrenchulaile，shengyindaizhemomingdejingwei。
neipangziyanmaojingguang，zhigougoudingzheneishikoujinxiangzi，panglianshangjichukuazhangdejingtan：“aiyou！
liushugouguoranshikuaibaodi！zuzongbiyoua！youzheidafuqi，zhuweixiangqinzhenshizufenmaoqingyanla！
”tamengdikanxiangzhanzaijinxiangpang、beijinguangyingdexianggehuozhaopaidewo，
shanyanghuzixiaodezhidou：“zheiweijiushisujiaxiaoshenxian？guoranlingxiubufan！laofuzhangdecai，jinriyijian，
zhenshi……”taturanyizhaoshou，shenhouyigexiaosidiandiandipaoguolai，
bashoulitizhedeyigepocaolongwangqianyidi——litoushizhiniantoudanaodelaomuji。“sujiayatou，
”zhangyuanwaideshengyindouranbagao，daizheburongzhiyidediaodiao，“woqiaozhenishenheyanyuan！zheizhiwuniandelaomuji，
jiudangniwoliangjiashuoqindedinglile！yihou，nijiugenwoxiangqingfuquba！
”15zhenggehaogoudekongqixiangshibeidongzhule。cunminhaimeicongjinzidezhenjinglihuishen，
youbeizheilaomujishuoqindehuangtangzhendezhangdalezui。“zhangyuanwai，ni……nizheishi……”cunzhengjiejiebaba，
lianzhangdetonghong。“heng，”zhangyuanwaisanjiaoyanyifan，daizhemingxiandedeyiheqingmie，“tianjianghengcai，fuqitaida，
nimenxiaoxiaoliushugoujiedezhume？meigeguirenzhenzhe，pashidahuolintou！rangzheiyatougenwozou，
buzhenghaobaonimenquancunpingan？”tademuguangtanlandisaoguoneihuangxiayandeshixiangjinzi，zuihouyouluozaiwoshenshang，
xiangshizaiguliangyijianhuowu：“zaizheshuole，tayigeshaguojiniandeyatou，nengyouwozhangjiadepinlitaiju，
shitadezaohua！mobuzhihaodai！”“nicaibuzhihaodai！”yishengyayizhebaonudedihoumengdizhakai，
xiangmenleigunguohaogou！wohaimeikanqing，yigegaodadeshenyingdaizheyizhenfeng，shandianbancongwoshenhouchongleguoqu！
shiqinye！neigewoyongyiwancaomihuhudiaozhuming、zanshijiwojiadang“kuliyaonong”deyenanren！
tajibujiukuadaozhangyuanwaigenqian，dongzuokuaidejingren！zhangyuanwailianshangdeyidexiaohaimeishouqilai，
jiubeiyizhigujiefenming、daizhexinjiandeshoumengdijiuzhuleyiling！neizhishouxiangtieqianyiyang，
yingshengshengbapangdeliuyuandezhangyuanwaicongdishangtiliuleqilai！“laomuji？