《穿成猪后,狗皇帝竟然拿我试药》 小说介绍
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《穿成猪后,狗皇帝竟然拿我试药》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
jiuming!wochuanyuechenglehuangdiyangdeyitouchongwuzhu。
gengyaomingdeshi,huangshangjingrannengtingdaowodexinsheng!
1
duiyuchuanyuechengyitouzhudezheigeshishi,worengjiujieshouwuneng。
zuoweiyimingfanghuazhengmaodemiaolingnvzi,meiyouchuanyuechengdahurenjiadexiaojiehuozhegongzhushenmedeyejiusuanle,juranliangezhongxinzuorendejihuidoubujiwo。
yihoukanchuanyuexiaoshuowojueduiyouwushucaodiankeyitule。
danshiwohainengyouyihouma?
wowangzheliwoyuelaiyuejindecaidao,xintiaoshenggengshiyuelaiyuekuai。
woxianzaihaohuang,yinweiwomashangjiuyaobeirenkaitangpodusongshangcanzhuo,bianchengyizhikaoruzhu!
不!
bianzhudenvrenjueburenshu!
woyigezhutumengjin,chenggongdansheqifei!
zaizhongduoyuchudebaoweixiachongchuleyushanfang!
我免费啦!
kanzhejinzaizhichidedamen,wofangfowendaoleziyoudexiangqi。
2
岂可修!
逃跑计划失败了!
wogangchongchudamen,jiubeiyingmianerlaidehuangshangdailegezhengzhe。
sheijiazhengjinghuangdiqinzilaiyushanfanga!
我丢!
wonulideyongwofeimeideshentizuoyouyaohuang,qituzhengtuomozhua,jidewozhijiekaimai:
[chushiweijieshenxiansi,nishangcesuobidingmeiyouzhi!wuwu,jiuminga!youmeiyouzhuzhubaohuxiehuijiuzhumingla!]
huangluanzhong,woyijiaodengzailehuangshangdejunlianshang。
shunjian,zhenggekongqidouanjingxialai,wowangzhehoumianyulinjunjingyadebiaoqingyukuwulei。
完犊子了!
zaijianlemama,jinwanwojiuyaoyuanhang。
meicengxiang,huangshangyigepaowuxianjiubawodiujileshenhoudeyulinjun,ranhouzhuanshenjiuzou。
你是我的神!
wojiuzhidaoniyidingbuhuigenwozheigexiaozhuzijijiaode。
3
我得救了!
大难不死必有后患!
呸!后福!
neigegouhuangdijingranjiulewoyiming。
wojuedingshouhuizhiqianzuzhoutadehua,bijingjiumingenrendehaoshengduidaicaishi。
wodeyidetaiqiwodezhutizi,kanzheganggangxiangzhulewodeyizhongyuchumen:
[hengheng,woxianzaikeshihuangshangdezhu,kannimennashazhuwo。]
meixiangdaoba,buzhuangle,wotanpaile!
woxianzaikeshirongshengchenglehuangshangdeaichong!
没错,就在刚刚。
huangshangyiwohenyoulingxingdeliyou,rangwodarulehuanggongneibu。
kanlaiwoneiyijiaochenggongdedakailewoyuhuangshangdegoutongzhiqiao,zhongyubuyongdanxinhuibiankaoruzhule。
4
shengmingdeweijijiechule,xianzailingyigewentiyoulaile。
提问!
猪是吃什么长大的!
没错,就是猪饲料。
danshineibushiputongdezhuchidema
wochongwuzhudedaiyuzongbunengshizheiyangba!
wokanzhegongnvyongjingmeidecipanzhuanghaoyituozhusiliaochaowozoulaishi,woxintaibengle!
你不要过来啊!
wonulideyaohuangzhewodezhunaodai,biaoshichuwodekangju。
pielepiepangbianpiyuezouzhedehuangshang,shunjianbeimeisesuoxiyin,danshiyixiangxiangtashigehuangdi,hougongjialisanqian,shunjianjiubufanhuachile。
wozhuantoukanxianghaixiangweiwochizhusiliaodegongnv,buzhisihuodetaiqiqianjiaozhilezhizhunbeijihuangshangchidejingzhicaiyao。
zhusiliaoaisheichisheichiqu,woyaochineige!
huangshangpiyuezouzhedeshouyidun。
yanshenzhongpoyouxiewunai,suijikanxiangneigebuzhisuocuodegongnv,rangtabacaiyaoduanjiwo,yourangyushanfangzhongxinzuoleyifen。
wowanfendeyidemaitouganfan。
guoran,chengweihuangshangdezhuzhudaiyuhaishihenbucuode!
wojiushiyaoduochidianzheixieguide,wanyinatianhuangshangxiangbukaiyaochiwo,tazongdexiangzhewochilezheimeduoshanzhenhaiweiyouyuyixiaba。
5
皇帝的爱宠是我。
zheitiaoxiaoxizhengshichuanbianlezhenggehuanggong。
bijinghuangshangzounadouranggongnvbaozhewoyiqi,haijiwoqilegemingzi–—dundun。
yinweiwochiqifanlaihuifachu“dundun”deshengyin,suoyijilewozheigemingzi。
wobutaixihuan,buguoxiangfankangyewujiyushi。
mougefengherilidexiawu,wobeidaidaolehuangdifeizideqingongchu。
wotangzaigongnvdehuailikanzhepangbianbimuyangshendehuangshangruoyousuosi:
[zheigehuangshangshibushiyoushananyanzhiyin,zahefeizizuoxiuxiudeshiqinghaiyaowozaipangbianzhuxing?]
不过我转念又一想:
[jiumingenrendeshijiushiwodeshi,wohuinulizaipangbianjiayouzhuweide!]
zuozaijiaozilidehuangshangfue,manlianheixian:
[xiaocui,badundunbaoguolai。]
woyoudianshouchongruojing,bijinghuangshangqinzibaowodecishuhaishiquzhikeshude,buguohenkuaiwoyouzhangzhezijishitiaoxiaozhuzikaishihuzuofeiwei。
caizhehuangdideduziyingbangbangde,zheideshifujiba!
wohaimeiyoumoguofujini,zheibudechencijihuiganshouyixia!
wogangyaoyonglicengceng,huangshangjiushenchushouanzhulewobutaianfendenaodai。
[dundun,nishuokaoruzhushishenmeweidaode?]
tayouyixiameiyixiadefumozhewodezhumao,zuijiaoweiweigouqidengdaizhewodefanying。
wodeshentijiangyingdepianke,taohaobandebawodezhunaodaifangzaitashoudixiagonglegong,qiqiutafangqizheigeduizhubutaihaodeniantou。
suijiyoutucaoleyixiazheigemingzi,wocaibujiaoshenmedundun。
wojiaoduchanjuan,danyuanrenzhangjiu,qianligongchanjuan。
他似乎笑了一下。
woanfendewozaitahuaili,youxiehunhunyushui。
6
这皇宫可真好看。
wozongsuanshiqinyankandaoleneixiewenzhanglimiaohuidelougetaixie。
zhenggezhujianzhishuangyanfangguang,xingfendesichuluankan。
daoleshufeidegongli,wocaimianqianglengjingxialai。
yibiantangzaixiaocuidehuailitouchizheguogan,yibiandaliangzheduimiandeshufei。
shufeidabandejiaoqiaokeren,jiushijiazhesangzijiao“huangshang”shihou,tingdewoqileyishendejipigeda。
suihoutabianyaojihuangshangzhanshiyixiazuijinxinxuedegequ。
wotingzheneijiaoruodegesheng,zuihoudechuleyigejielun:
[changdehaiburuwohaoting。]
皇上端茶的手一抖。
[huangshang,keshichashuihaiyouxietangma?]
shufeitingxiageshengshanjierenyidejieguohuangshangdebeiziqingqingdechuileliangxia。
womuduleneituomoxingziruxuehuabanfeijianruchashuinei,chadianouchulai:
[ou,koushui,koushui,haoexin!]
chuiwan,shufeijiangchagonggongjingjingdedidaolehuangshangshouli,zhijianhuangshangzuijiaochouchulejixia,zhigougoudedingzheneichabeizhongdeshui,quezaiyewufaxiakoule。
shufeiyouxieshiluodeyaozhechunban:
[huangshang,keshichenqiedecharanghuangshangbumanyile?]
[zhen……..zuijinyinshuiguoduo,taiyishuoyaojianshaoyinshui…….]
好尴尬啊!
huangshangxujiadechedongzuijiaoxiaolexiao,zhuozixiamiandeshouqiaoqiaodekouleyixiashouzhijia。
aoleyigeshichenzuoyou,tazhongyuaobuzhule,yizhengwufanmangweijiekoudaizhetaxinaidexiaozhuzhujicongcongdezoule。
wokanzheshenhouanzichuileideshufei,xinxiangzhedanghuangdizhenshuanga!
hougongjialisanqian,yaoshenmeyangdemeinvmeiyou。
woyaoshinengbianhuiren,zhidingyaoconghuangshangzheibiangaodianqian,yangqibagemeinan,yizhouqitianyitianyige!
wozhuantoukanzhezouzaiqianmiandehuangshangyigelieju,chadianshuaidao。
7
可恶!
huangshangjuranxianqiwopang,kaishirangxiaocuidaizhewojianfei。
woshenweiyigexiaozhuzi,pangdianbushigengkeaima!
danshiwulunwozenmedikang,tajiushichilechengtuotielexin,rangyiqungongnvtuozhewojianfei。
wokaishilecanwurendaodejianfeishengya。
meitiandeqingshuibaicairangwoehunletou,jihukanbudaoyidianyoushui,woganjuewohaimeibeirenchidiao,jiuyaoxianbeiesile。
xinghaozhongqiujiangzhi,zhongyumeirenyoukongguanwole,ouye!
wotangzaihuangdidetashang,hunhunchenchendedazhekeshui。
buzhidaoguoleduojiu,woyizhengyanjiukanjianhuangshangzuozailewodeshenbian,xiangdaojinriyilaidezaoyu,wobeiguoshenqubuxianglihuita。
tatanlekouqi,qingqingdifushangwodezhushen:
[biegenzhenouqile,taipangleduinishentibutaihao,jinrizhongqiujiajie,jiukuanxianniyitian,mingrihaidejiezheduanlianyixia。]
sha,mingtianhaidejiezhelian?
tingtashuowan,wogengshibiezheyikouqi。
benlaizaineibiandeshihou,wojiushigeguer,chibubaochuanbunuande,jieguodaolezheibianjuranhaidejieshi。
yebuzhidaosilehainengbunenghuiqu。
xiangdaozheiliwotanlekouqi,hunranbujueshenbiandehuangshangyanshenbiandeyoushenleqilai。
suanle,huiquhaidegongzuo,zaizheiliyemeishenmebuhao,chihelasayourensihouzhe,rizixiaosaduole。
wodesixupiaodegengyuanlexie,meiyouzhuyidaohuangshangdaizhexiaoyideyanshen。
8.
宴会很快就开始了。
wofuzaixiaocuidehuaili,xiangshouzhetaweijiwodemeishi。
nandegouhuangdixinqingbucuo,jingranqinzijiwobuleyidazhuozidecai。
zuozaipangbiandeshufeidouyouxiechiweidekanzhewo:
[dundunzhenshihaofuqi,huangshangjuranqinzibucai……..]
biexianmuwo,wozhishiyitouzhu!
jiejie,womenyaozuogeren。
henkuai,wobeixiamiandegewubiaoyanxiyinlezhuyili,neibaihuahuadedazhangtuiyihuangyihuangde,kandewomubuzhuanjingfanyebuchile。
zheizhizuijinmideshenghuoa!
纣王体验卡加一!
huangshangbutaigaoxingdeqiaoleyixiawodezhunaoqiao:
[dundun,shibushichibaole?]
我哼哼了两声:
[meirenhaibujirenkanshibushi,xiaoqi!]
woliangtiaozhutuiyideng,qingsongdecongxiaocuidehuailitiaolexiaqu,yiliuyanjiupaolegemeiying。
xushichidetaibaole,wochaozhedadianwaipaolejibujiupaobudongle。
zhengdasuanzaipangbiandecaodilixiehui,yigedaizhefangmaoziderenturanchuxianzaiwodeyanqian。
wobeihedefachuleshazhubandehaojiaosheng。
tayibajiuzhuwodezhuzui,chaozhewozuilirengleliangkexiangmailisuyiyangdewanyier。
woshunzheyigunaoeryanlexiaqu,chiwanhaibajileyixiazui。
en,bucuo,huaxiangweide。
haixiangzherangtazailailiangke,huran,wodeshentichouchuqilai,hunshentongdexiangbeirendalejibianziside,erduoliyekaishichuxianermingdezhengzhuang。
zheimehaochidedongxijuranyoudu!
[jiujiuwo!jiujiuwo!zheisibujiangwude,juranxiadua!]
woxinlidahanzhe,zhijuedewumingxiuyi!
meiguoduojiu,wobianxiangtiaosizhuyibanjiangzhidaozailedishang。
neigedaizhefangmaozidenanrendunxianaolenaotou,kaishisuisuinian:
[meiliyoua,nandaoshijiliangbugou?]
cishi,huangshangxinliyouxiebuan,naozilichuanlaiduchanjuandehujiusheng,jihushixiayishideqishen,buxiaoxinliandaizhemianqiandejiubeiheshiwuyitongdafanzaidi。
buguqunchendejinghusheng,dabudejiuchonglechuqu。
kanjiandaozaicaodilitangdesijiaochaotiandewo,huangshangdunshiganjueyizhentouyunmuxian,jidedahan:
[吨吨!]
9.
zhongqiuwanyanbeipozhongzhi,erneigexiadudenanrenyeronghuoletiezhalanbaochibaozhuwu。
huangshangbataiyiyuandesuoyourendoujiaoleguolai,yinchenzhedelianrangzaichangderenhuangkongbuyi:
[wulunyongshenmebanfa,batajiwozhihao,zhibuhaodehua,nimendenaodaidoubiexiangyaole!]
zhongyuyiguidaoyipian,dakedakedehanshuiconglianshangwangxiadi。
jinri,huangshangchongguanyinuweihong……..e,weiyizhizhu,yesuanshichulemingle。
dengwoxinglaishi,wozhengtangzaihuangshangdelongchuangshang,xiaocuizaipangbianzhanzhemimihuhudedadun。
wozhengnamenwobushizhongdudaozaidadianmenkoudecaoconglilema,xiaocuitingdaodongjingjianwoxinglai,xingfendechaozhemenwaipaoqushuoshiyaoqugaosuhuangshang。
buyihui,huangshangdaizheyiqunrenhaohaodangdangdechuxianzailewomianqian。
yuyijiwojianchalexiashenti,faxianyijingbingwudaaihousonglekouqi。
yigeshiweiguizaidishang,xianghuangshangbingmingqingkuang:
[neimingfangshiyijingandunhaole,tahaijiaodaishuozhiqiandejiliangkenengbutaigou,danshishentishiyingbuletaiduo,suoyizhinengxunxunjianjin,manmandeyouleshiyingnenglihoubiankehuifu。]
wochayi,shafangshia,mofeiwozheizhongduhainengshibeizuzhoulebucheng?
谁会诅咒一只猪啊?
haiyou,shenmejiliangbujiliang,zheishiyaozuoshenmeshiyanma?
huangshangpiaoleyiyanzaichuangshangmingsikuxiangdewo,shuolejuzhenzhidaolexiaquba,jiubarendafazoule。
turan,menwaichuanlaileyizhenshiwudexiangqi。
wodesixuyixiazijiubeigouzoule,xianganfanchiwanfancaiyouliqixiangshiqing。
shenmefangshi,tongtongjiwokaobian!
10.
wojinqitingdaolehenqiguaidexiaoxi。
cishiwogangtaochuxiaocuidejianguanshixian,dunzaiqiangjiaobiantinglianggegongrenjiaoliugongzhongbagua。
zheigeweizhilailaiwangwangwokanlesantian,jueduishitoutingbaguadejuejiachangdi。
lianggegongrengangkaishihaizaitanlunnagegonglideniangnianghelingwaiyigeniangniangqilechongtu。
wotingdejinjinyouwei,haibuwangdiaoqiwodailaideganguobianchibianting,jieguoliaozheliaozhejiushuodaolezhongqiuyanshangdetufashijian。
shuoshihuangshangyaojishangcizhongqiuyanshangzhuadefangshizhaoyidapidecailiao,haiyaolianshenmeqiqiguaiguaidedanyao。
wojiunalemenle,yuanlaishangcijiwoxiadudeshigefangshi。
danshiganmayaojiwoyizhizhuxiaduni?
woxiangdaoleyigekenengxing。
nandaoyaonawoshishiyaoxing?
guaibudehuangshangzenmemeiyourangtadundalao,haibatasongjinlelianyaofang。
xiangqizaixiandaineibiandebaozhishangkandaoguodeshenmeshengwushiyan,wojiurenbuzhudeyizhenehan。
buyuanchuxiangqilexiaocuijiaowomingzideshengyin,danwoxianglexiangzheimeduotianhuangshangduiwodehaobuxiangshijiade,suoyichuyuduihuangshangdexinren,woyedequyitanjiujing。
guqiyongqi,wojuedingchaozhelianyaofangneibianjinfa,wodaoyaokankanzheihululimaideshenmeyao!
wozuoshanyoushanbiguoxunluoderenqun,dekuishiwodetixingxiao,yaoburanzaojiubeifaxianle。
zhongyuliangqiangdepaodaoleneilianyaofangdemenbian,jiutingjianlimianchuanlaishuohuadeshengyin:
[linfangshi,zheiyaoduidundunmeishenmefuzuoyongba?]
ng?zheigeshengyinbushihuangshangdema?
[huangshang,zheiyaobenshirangtashiyingyaoxingyongde,suoyibuhuiyoushenmeyingxiang,daitashiyingyihou,zaiyongciyaofangkedacheng。]
什么!
haizhenshiyaonawozuodongwushiyan!
meixiangdaoa,fangbushengfanga。
wobenlaiyiweiyijingtaotuolesiwangbuff,jieguojuranshiyaozaizaizijirenshouli。
gaibuhuizheigegouhuangdiyexiangxinshenmezhangshengbulaoyaoba。
neikedoushixiezhishangshuia!
wozhengbeiqidexiangzheworihoudeshenghuogaishiduomedenanguo,huangshangjingranyijingzoudaolewodemianqian。
yixiangcongrongzhendingdeta,yanlijuranshanguoleyisihuangluan,ganmangjiaorenjiangwosonglehuiqu。
guoran,nanrenzheizhongshengwua!
不!可!信!
11.
wozuijinyouxianrulechensi。
yinweibuzhidaohuangshangcongnaligaolaileweidaoqiguaidetangtangshuishui。
jingranhaiyoudianxiangshanghuichidaodeneigeduyao!
来了,动物实验!
yikaishiwoyueshilizhengdou,zhengzhazhebuxianghe,fengkuangdezaidianlitaocuan。
jieguohuangshangliangyanyimi,poyouxieweixiedeyisi:
[xiaocui,jintiandegaodianjiuxiancheleba,zhenkandundunhaoxiangbutaixiangchia…….]
shenme,jingrannashiwulaiyinyouwo!
neiwojiugaosuni,wo!duchanjuan!
还真就吃这套。
huangshangkanwoguaiguaidehewan,henshimanyideyongpazijiwocalecazuijiao。
womianrusihui,buzhidaozheiwanyidehedaoduojiu,wojiuhuixuanzhuanshengtian。
zhongyu,worenzhehelejiri,tanalelianggewokanzheshenshiyanshudeqiuxingwuti。
zheibushineiwanshangwochidemailisuma?haishijiadabande。
wokanzhebuhuaihaoyidehuangshang,guoduanxuanzeletaopao。
jieguoqianjiaohaimeiluodi,tajiuxiangyouxindianganyingyiyangdezhuazhulewo,baikaiwodezhuzuijiusailejinqu。
yuneicideqingkuangbutong,zheicichiwanwojuedeshentixiangyaoshaozhele,qiangpozijiyishibiandeqingxing。
zhijianhuangdibagongdianlidesuoyourendouqianzoule,wokaishihuangluanleqilai。
不会吧不会吧!
zheijiukaishihaizhumingle?wozhendehaixiangzaihuowubainian。
wozhengzhazhexiangyaoxiachuang,tuigangyiluodi,quekanjianbianchenglerendetui。
woxinliyijing,zhizhidexiangqiandaoqu,ganghaodaozailehuangdidehuaili。
ganshouzhezhujianbianhuandeshiye,wojiangyingdehuodongleyixiasizhi,kaishifengkuangdaliangwodequanshen。
我,变回人了?
wangyouxinyangzhiyuedianping:jianrujiajingdegudaiwen,yikaishihaojicichadianqiwen,houmianjiuyuexieyuezhuaren,renbuzhuzhuizhekan,shiyipianhaozuopin。
wangyoudabuxiangqiankuadianping:benrendiyiciduzheizhongleixingdexiaoshuo,ganjuebiyiqiankandewenzhanggengjiaxinqi,zuozhexiedebucuo。
穿成猪后,狗皇帝竟然拿我试药