吃大瓜，全家炮灰听我心声崩人设
《吃大瓜，全家炮灰听我心声崩人设》 小说介绍
《chidagua，quanjiapaohuitingwoxinshengbengrenshe》zheishiaxideyibunairenxunweidexiaoshuo，xiaoshuoqingjiehenshengdong！zhujiaoshiguchenggubeichuan，jiangshule：gubeichuansisidizhuazhehuoyishengdeshou，yuqijiqie：“zhixing，zaiqiangjiuyixia，jiusuanwobaituonile，zuihouyici，zhendeshi……
《吃大瓜，全家炮灰听我心声崩人设》 第1章 免费试读
顾橙噶了。
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！！！
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啊？
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真是猿粪呐！
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【wuwuwu，woneisuweimoumiandebabamamahegege，saiyonala˚‧º·(˚˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅)‧º·˚】
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谁，谁在说话？
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【aaa，babanishibushizaikanwo，qiuqiunile，zaiqiangjiuyixiabaobaoba，baobaozhendehaiyoujiu！】
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众人：！！！
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这……是哪呀？
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erqie，xiaochengzikuatapiaoliangre，kaixin(*^▽^*)
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【mamazenmekule，gaibuhuishibeiwochoukudeba？】
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【a，babayehaoshuai，woweibabajudaqi，bababaobao，bukubuku。】
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“beichuan，tingshuoxiaochengzixingle，woganghaoyoukongjiuguolaiyitang，xiaochengzi，woshierboya。”
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【aaa，nibuyaoguolaia！nizheigehuairen，jiushiyinweiniwocaiduoqiguanshuaijiede，nigun，biekaojinwo，wobuxiangga！】