别惹靳总，超凶的！
《别惹靳总，超凶的！》 小说介绍
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“neiwoqutuodiaogongfu……”xiaxiaomohaixiangliu。
“bubile，jiuchuanzheishen！”jinyikunzhijieduanletadenianxiang。
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qidetachongzhejinyikundehoubeitulehaojikoukoushui，zhengdangtataituixiangtitadeshihou，zheijiahuoturanzhuanguoshen，chongzhetashenhouderenyinuzui，“nimenlianggebatajiaqilai。”
“jia……？”xiaxiaomoyilianmengbi，danhenkuaitajiumingbaile，zhendeshijia！
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“喂……”
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“nixiaoshenme？”youbiandenanrencumei，momingqimiaodekanzheta。
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切！
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“heng！”xiaxiaomobailetayiyan。
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可恶！
keshidenglehaoyihui，**doumeiyouzaiwangqianzoudeyisile。
tingtamenliaotiandeyisishiyaojiesanquwuxiu？
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算了，不管了！
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xiaxiaomochentamendezhuyilibeidiaokaide0.03miao，xunsubawushuiguandeyalijiadaotou。
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“yi，haochou……”xiaxiaomogangyibeibaobiaofangxiajiutiaodaoyibianqule。
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“shini？”jinyikunyishuangyingsunbandeyanjingturandingzhulexiaxiaomo。
xiaxiaomoxinxudehen，danhaishigenglegengbozi，yifuguanwoshenmeshidetaidu。
“zenmekeneng，woyizhiguaiguaidezaizheilizhanzhe。”xiaxiaomozhabazhabadayanjingyilianwugudemoyang，jiezheshenshouyizhibaobiao，“genghekuangtamenlianggehaijiazhewo。”
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“又架……”
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“喂……”
“你放我下来！”
“nipingshenmeguanwo，woyaogaoni！”
“喂！”
“**！”
xiaxiaomoyibianzhengzhayibiandahan，ketazenmekenengzhengtuozheiliangzhuangshuodebaobiao，jiuzheiyangbeijiadaolezawujian。
“nimenzheishifanfade……”
砰！！
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“guaiguaidesiguo，wanxiefangnichulai！”yidaodichendenanshengchuanlai，shijinyikundeshengyin。
“**，nifangwochuqu！”xiaxiaomoganjuekuaiyaosangshilizhile。
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zheizhongyoubidezhixigankuaiyaobaxiaxiaomobifengle。
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