吃瓜吃到自己身上
《吃瓜吃到自己身上》 小说介绍
《chiguachidaozijishenshang》shipushan4zaiyuanchuangdeyanqingleixingxiaoshuo, yimozhengxiuyanshi《chiguachidaozijishenshang》dezhujiao，xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:“wozaoshangfanlexiaxiliantaidejuzi，zhaodaolexindeyashuahebeizi，maojinmeiyouzhaodao，neigequeshiyongdeshinide。”woshuangshouhuanxiong，wunaidechao……
《吃瓜吃到自己身上》 第 1 章节 免费试读
第1章节
1、
wanshang，wozuozaishafashangkandianshi，yankanzheouxiangjuzhongnannvzhukuaiwenshangle，dianhuaturanjiuxiangle......
“aiya！aiya！zhendeshisheiazheigediandadianhua？”
woxinqingbushuangdeanxialezantingjian，jietongledianhua。
“wei，yimo？nikuaikanweibo！kuaikanjintianyoudagua！”
zheigeshuohuadejiushiwodebianyiguimi，zhengxiuyan。
“zhidaolezhidaole，shenmeguaazheimewanjiwodadianhua？”
“你看就知道了。”
shuowancaocaodegualedianhua。
suihouwoyedianjileweibo，chiguasheibuaia。
kandaoresouwoguandiaoleshouji，fangzaishafashang，anxialebofangjian，kanzhenannvzhuzaipingmuliyongwen......woxuyaolengjinglengjing，yaowenwoweishenme？
shinagegouzibaochulaiwojiyingdishengleyiduishuangbaotai？！！wojinniancaifanglingershisanhaoma？！wozhendeshihuileimu。
budengwolengjingxialai，wodeshoujijiukuaizhale。
kanzhewodezhidingweibopinglunxiade，yigeliangyandeweiboxiaohao，haojiahuohaojiahuo！
heyan：nizhendejiwoshengleyiduishuangbaotai？
suihou，weixinli......
jingjiren：nizhendejiheyanshengleyiduishuangbaotai？
woge：xingalaomei！nimandezhenhao，lianwodoubuzhidao！
woma：gaitianbalianggexiaojiahuodaihuilaiwokankan。
wobashoujirengdaoyibian，fue。
woshenmeshihoushengdelianggehaiziwozijidoubuzhidao。
ai！shenghuobuyi，yimozibi！
shoujipingmujiujiubuxi，wohuakai，kandaoweiboshangdehongdiandianyuelaiyueduo，dianjinqufaxianzijiweibozhuyezhangfen30wan，kandaoyitiaotiaodanchudesixin，youmawode，youzhufude，haiyouhuaiyiwochaozuode。
aiya！zheidoushenmeshia！
2、
wojiaoyimo，shiyigeshibaxianpaolongtao，zhuyaoshizaidianshijuyanyannvpaohui，shitishenmede，zongzhijiushiyouliandejingtouyiliangmiao，kaijihuobuguoyiliangji。
erheyanma......tashiyulequandedingliu，dajiangnadaoshouruan，jinianqianjiuchengleyingdi，yulequanhenduoqianbeidouduitadeyanjizanshangyoujia。
heyanbiwodasisui，yuanbenwomenshiqingmeizhuma，zhihoutamenjiayouxiebiandong，gaoerjiubandaolebeijing。congneizhihouwogenheyanjiumeizenmejianguomianle。
heyanchengmingdebijiaozao，shijisuideshihoujiuhuole，erwoneigeshihouhaizuoshenmeshidouzhihuihanwoma。
shenbianderendouyiweiwohuixihuanheyan，danshigenbenjiubushizheiyangde，woxihuandezhishitadeliana！
woxiangfatiaoweibochengqing，danshiyoupashuodebuheshi，yushiwodiankaileheyandesixin。
【zaimadalao？wonianjihaixiaomeishengguohaizi，woxiangfabiaoyigeshengmingjieshi，ninkankeyima？huibuhuiyingxiangninneibiandegongguanjihuani？】
wozheiyangshuo，xiangbiduifangkendingbuhuigenwozheige“xiaozhazha”yibanjianshi，bidingbuhuiweinanwo。
【yo～zenmebawocongheimingdanlifangchulaile？zheihuierbuduozhewole？bushibawolaheileyinianma？】
heyanzhijiefalaiyuyin，shengyintingzheguhuorenxin，queyouyisichaofengdeyiwei。
ai，tazenmehaijichoua！wozhinengtuierqiuqicile，woqiaojijianpankuaisudazi。
【wozheihaibushipaningenwochuanchufeiwen，pagenningaochumafan，xianzaiyaoyanyijingmantianfeile，ninganjinshengmingyixiaba，burannindefensiyougaishuowojiezhuninchaozuole。】
【womenkeyicaiquyixiebanfa，rangyaoyanbushiyaoyan。】
他继续发来语音。
wolengzhu，danaokuaisuyunzhuan，youshenmecuoshikeyirangyaoyanbushiyaoyan？
【nijiwoshengyiduishuangbaotai，neizheigejiubushiyaoyanle。】
？？？？？哦莫？？
wonule，zhijiebaheyancongdianhuaheimingdanlilachulai，bodaleguoqu。
“woqu！heyan！ninaozibeilvtilea？yigelianggedougenshuangbaotaiguobuquleshibushi？nishuiwoyicihaibugou？haixianglaidiercia！”
neibianyuqidaoshiyouzai，manmandetuchujigezi
“nishuocuole，qunianbushiwoshuideni，shinishuidewo。”
“zheizhongshiqingbianyidebushinimennanrenma？”
那边突然沉默了。
chesuchaobiao，rangwoxiache！zheibushiquyoueryuande！
3、
woguadiaoledianhua，dakaiweibofabushengming：
【xiexiedajiadeguanxin，womutaiolo，meiyoushengwa，nimendedaodexiaoxishicuodee！meiyoushuangbaotai！
wogenheyingdizhiyougongzuoshangdejiaoji，sixiameiyoutaiduolianxi！woyizhibaheyingdidangouxiang，danshidajiaqianwanbuyaobawomenlianggebangzaiyikuai！buxinyaobuchuanyao，zuihouzaiqiangdiaoyibian，zhendemeiyoushuangbaotaie！】
wogangfachuqu，jiuyouhaoduoliuyan。
yanyanjiadexiaojiaoqi：chengrenba！nijiushixiangcengwomenjiayanyanderedu！
heyanaiwosanqianbian：wobuxiangxinni！zhaopianshangdelianggexiaohaiwanquanjiushigenheyanyigemozikechulaide！
kailangdewangyou：loushangdebiehushuo，daoxianzaidoumeirenchachulaizhaopianshinalilaide，shizhenshijiahaibuyidingni，shuobudingjiushiyimozijipde，xiangnalaichaozuobale。
duibuqikelemianbao：zheimexiaodexiaohainanengkanchulaihesheizhangdexiang？buguoshidajiadexinlizuoyongbale，haiqingyimoyihoubuyaozaichaozuole！langfeigonggongziyuan！
yiyayiyayo：heyingdijiadefensiyoudiansuzhixingbuxing！buyaomawomenjiayiyi，womenjiayiyisuiranshigexiaotouming，dantazhiguzhepaixi，conglaibugaozheixiehualihushaodehaoma？
yanyandebaobei：womenjiayanyanqueshiyouduishuangbaotai，buguoneishijinianhouwoshengde。
heyingdipeiwoshuilanjue：yaobushiyanyanxianzaizaiwochuangshangtangzhe，wochadianjiuxinle。
yanwenwanwu：loushangdeheduoleba，yanyanfenmingzaiwodechuangshang。
paomo：chixuchigua......
heitangzhenzhu：woshiyigechunluren，youdianxiangxinzheigexiaodaoxiaoxi，yinweiyimoxiaoshilebannian，eryouwangyoubaoliaotayouyiduanshijianyizhidaizaiguowai，zheigeyaozenmejieshi？
yumiliangcha：haodayigegua，buzhidaoshizhenshijia。
......
wofanzhepinglunweiweizhoumei，fangxiashoujitanlekouqi。
4、
banye，woqilaishangcesuo，turantingdaoleqiaomensheng
“谁啊？”
“......”
“谁啊？”
meirenhuiyingwo，mofeishigui？wokemeizuokuixinshia！
wolimajingtiqilai，wozhanzaimenbian，menwaidebushuohua，woyebushuo。
jiangchilexujiu，yigeshuxideshengyinchuanlai
“伊沫，是我。”
tingdaozheishengyinwohedeyijiling，heyandawanshangdezenmelaile，woganmangbamendakai，kanlekansizhouquerenmeiren，batalajinlai。
gunanguanv，haishizaiwanshang，yaoshibeirenpaidaole，bujiuyaobeishuoshichuilema，neidaoshihouwotiaojinhuangheyexibuqingle。
“你喝水吗？”
wodingzheheyanweiweizhoumei。
“wobuhe。yimo，womentantanba。”
wolengleyixia，suihoudakaiketingdedeng。
“好。”
他开门见山的问
“yimo，nishuoshihua，zanliangzhendemeihaizima？”
heyandeyuqihenqing，rangrentingzhehenshufu，danquedaizheyisibukeqinfandebadao，jiurutongtazheigeren，kanqilaiwenroutitie，duisheidouhenyoulimao，danshijishanghennanjiejin。
“meiyou，jueduimeiyou！”
我赶忙摇头解释。
taikeele，daodishisheizaoyaode，jieshileyibianyouyibian。
“weishenmeyaolaheiwoyinian？”
heyandehuatijizhuanzhixia，erwohaitingliuzaisheizaizaowodeyao。
tadeshoudazaiwodejianshang，huanglehuangwo。
“你说什么？”
“niweishenmeyaolaheiwoyinian？”
tawendewoyouxieganga，woshoubuzijuedemolemowodehounaoshao，suihouwojiangchuyuanyin。
“jiushiwojuedeneijianshiyouxieganga......ni......wanquankeyidangzuoshenmedoumeiyoufashengde！”
“yimo，womenjiehunba。”
tingdaotajiangde，wojile。
“biebiebie，helaoshi，wodingbuzhunidefensi，erqiewotebiexihuandangdanshengou，yigerentebiexingfu，feichangkuaile！”
heyantingwojianglezhihou，yanshenmeiluo，tanlekouqi。
wodexinyegenzhezhanleyixia。
5、
youyuheyanshibanyelaizhaodewo，taiwanle，wojiumianqiangdayingleheyanliusudeqingqiu。
我边喝水边跟他讲
“nikebieduoxiang，wozhishijuedezheimewannikaichehuiquyoudianweixian，jiuzheiyangjincieryi，nishuishafa，woshuiwoshi，zanliangjingshuibufanheshui。”
heyankanlewoyiyan，dandandeshuo
“nirangkerenshuishafa？”
我白了他一眼
“wowoshitiemanleshuaigedehaibao，wopanikanlehuizibei。”
tamianwubiaoqing，turanlaileyiju
“晚安，早点睡。”
shengyinhaiyouxiewenrou，danshizhendehenlei。
budebushuo，jinwandeheyanshizaitaibuxiangyiqianneigegaolengdetale。
diertianzaoshangwoqilaideshihou，kanxiangketingdeshafa，neilikongwuyiren，heyanyijinglikaile。
zhunbeiquxishudeshihou，quetingjianmenxiangleyisheng，wodiaozheyashuatanchunaodai，juranshiheyan，haitizhezaocan。
tabayaochifangzaixuanguanjushang，haigenwojieshileyixia
“wozaoshangqilaikanjianzheigefangzaijuzishang，kanzhetingxiangmenyaochide，shileyixiajieguozhendeshi，xianzaifanghuiqule，xiacizijidiulebieguaiwo。”
womeishuohua，suohuinaodaijixushuaya。
heyanfangxiazaocandaozhuozishang，zoujinchufangnachulaipanzihekuaizi。
ganqingzheigemenbazheidangtajiale？
“womailejidanbingheniunai，womenliangyirenyifen。”
“nizaoshangqilaixishulema？”
等他说完我问他。
tadianlediantou，suihouzhizhewohaizuanzaishoulideyashua。
“用的这个牙刷。”
wolengzhule，gangxiangshangqujitadetoulaiyixia，tayoupielepiezuishuodao。
“才怪。”
“wozaoshangfanlexiaxiliantaidejuzi，zhaodaolexindeyashuahebeizi，maojinmeiyouzhaodao，neigequeshiyongdeshinide。”
woshuangshouhuanxiong，wunaidechaotafanlegebaiyan。
“OK吧。”
dengtazoulewojueduiyaohuandiaozheigemaojin！
“wojidenixiaoshihoutingxihuanchijidanbingde，xianzaimeibianba？”
heyanjiangzhehua，yongyizhishoujiangdongxidijiwo。
我接过。
“wotediqumaide，zenmeyangwojidehenqingchuba？”
tazheihuashuochulaiyouyiguxiaoaojiao，wobuzhidaoshuoshenme，suoxingjiumentouganfan。
6、
wohenkuaisudejiangtamaidezaocanquanbuganwanle，zhihoudaleyigebaoge，wangyizishangyikao，qiaoqileerlangtui。
wohenzirandazuochuzheixiedongzuo，yinweipingshixiguanle，quanranbuzhidaopangbiandeheyandingzhewo。
buzhidaotaweishenmeturanxiaochusheng
“suoxing，nidexiguanhaishimeizenmebian。”
suoxingshenme？emmmmm......
heyanjixuchizhedongxi，mantiaosilidejujiao，lengshibajikuaiqiandezaocanchichenglejiwandedacan。
“nizenmechizheimemana？”
“shinichidetaikuaile，chideneimekuaibuhaoxiaohua，jideniyiqianzongchineimekuaiyezhu，zuihoushuochengdenanshou。”
tashuodehaoxiangmeiyoushenmebuduide，woyoukaishigangale，ditoujiazhuangwanshouji。
fanhou，woheheyanquanfuwuzhuangchumen，worangtabiwozaochuqu，takaichekaidekuai，dengwochuqudeshihoutazaomeiyingle。
woyebuzheji，manyouyoudakaichedaopianchang。
jingjirenchenruokanjianwojiuxiangfengleyiyang，bawoladaoyibiankaishizhiwen
“yimo，nizuotianmeiyoukanjianwojinifadexiaoxihedadedianhuama？weishenmebujie？”
wohaoxiangjidetajitianqianhaigenwoshuoguotayaoshunv，yaowenrou，yaorangzijibiandeduanzhuang。
ai......zheicaiguolejitiana......
7、
“woshuowozuotianwanshanghenzaojiangshuile，nixinma？”
wokanzhechenruozhabazhabayanjing。
“yitiantianjingchuanghuo，meigezhengjing。”
她轻拍我的头。
chenruoshigongsidejinpaijingjiren，piqihenbaozao，jinnian30sui，tayigongdaiguosigeren，fenbieshiheyan（yingdi）、sushan（yinghou）、mona（xinrenyinghou）andjiushiwo（tangpingwang）。
beitadaizhezhendehuihenyouyali，huanjuhualaijiangjiushi，chenruodaideqianjigedouhenyoufazhanqianli，chulewo。
tamendouyoudaibiaozuohezhengmingzijishilidejiangxiang，erwozhinengtangping，yimoayimo，shizhendeyaoemo。
wo、sushanhemona，womensangeshidaxuetongbantongxue，douxuexibiaoyan。erheyanyeshidianyingxueyuanbiyede，dantashidaoyanxide。
womensihaiyouyigegongtongdequnliao【chuancheng】。
tingzhemingzishibushihenggaodashang？zheigequnmingshiyinweichenruodaideheyanxiannaleyingdi，zhihoudaidesushanchengleyinghou，zaidaohoulaidemona......
erwo！kenengjiushineiyigeliwai，chenruozongshuowo“lannifubushangqiang！”
wocaimeiyou，woyexiangnulia！
jidezhiqianmonadejiangdeneitian，weiboshangdouzaishuochenruojianzhishishenle，daiguodeyirendouyouhendachengjiu。
a，dangranzheigeredugenwowuguan，redudouzaiqitasangerenshenshang，erwoxuanzemomochigua。
yuanbenchenruohaibuleyidaiwo，zhihougongsizongcailataqubangongshicheyezhangtan，dengtachulaijiutongyile，suiranwobuzhidaozheishiweishenme，nandaoshuozongcaikanchuwoyoushenmetianfu？neitahaitingyouyanguangde。
chenruoxunwanwolezhihou，kaishikantazuijinbangwotiaodaojuben，wosaoleyiyan，dagaidoushiouxiangjulinver，huozhenvsan。
“woyijingyanletaiduoouxiangjule，wokandedianshijudoushiouxiangju，zheiyangwozhendehui......”
turanwopiaodaoyigejuben，dakaikanlekan，shiyibuguanyuguojiaxuanchuandedianying，mingzijiao《mang》。
woyixiajiulailexingzhi，kanxiangchenruodahan
“chenruo，nitainiuleba！zheidounenggaodaoshou？！”
我欣喜若狂。
“zheishiyibuguanyumangrenquntidelizhigushi，pianchoubugaoxifenyeshao。nipingchangyandeqingchunxiaobaihuaheedufujianv，haiyoutangpingdeshiti，wobujianyininazheizhongrenwushedingbijiaofuzadejiaose。”
“buguonixiangshishiyekeyishishi，tayunizhiqianpaidexidoubuyiyang，nikenenghuixuedaoxindedongxi，zheiyeshiwobajubennaguolaijinikandeyuanyin。”
8、
chenruodedianhuaturanxiangle，taguadiaodianhuazhihoudangwoquzongcaibangongshiyitang。
“zheimemingmuzhangdandejiaowoguoqu，buhuishixiangqianguizeba？”
woguzuojingkong，chenruokanwojixuyanzhe，mengdejilewoyijizhongquan，tashuangshouhuanxiong。
“haiyanshangyinleshiba？nigepingshimangdehen。”
dui，meicuo，wogeshineigeriliwanjidezongcai，zhiyuweishenmezhiqianshuozongcaigenchenruozhangtan，chenruocaitongyidaiwo，dangshidewoyiweizongcaishigedahaoren，youyanguang。shihouzhidaozongcaishiwoge，neimeibanfale，jiudangwozhiqianjuedeshihaoren，youyanguangjiuquandangwozailuanshuoba。
wogejiaoyitianyu，jinniansanshiyi，daxuedeshihouzaiyingguomoumingxiaoxuexishujujinrongfenxi，yushangyeguanli，henyoushangyetounao，wobaduitachaojifangxin。
huiguohoujiujieshoulezijiajituanqixiadeyulegongsi，qimingwei【zhuoyuyule】，jingguobuduandetouzi、tunbing，zhuoyuyiranchenglexianzaiguoneizuidadeyulegongsi。
“ge，nishibushixiangwola，zhao**shenmea？”
wogangjinmenjiuzuozailewogedebangongzhuoshang，duizhewogexiao。
tayouxieganga，yongyanshenshiyileyixiabuyuanchudeshafa，woshunzhetadeyanshenkanguoqu......
wangyoukanwoluobaidianping：yimozhengxiuyanzai《chiguachidaozijishenshang》zhongdechusebiaoxian，rangwonanyiwangji。tadexinggetedianhedutedejuqingrangwojiyiyouxin。
wangyouxiriqinghuaidianping：《chiguachidaozijishenshang》zheibenshuduqilaifeichangguoyin。zuozhepushan4debililede，tademiaoxierangrenganshoudaotafengfudewenxuezhishiheshenhoudesikaonengli。zhujiaoyimozhengxiuyandexinggexianming，tadelengjingheconghuilingrenpeifu。zhenggegushideqingjiejincoueryoukourenxinxian，duzhenanyifangxiashouzhongdeshu。《chiguachidaozijishenshang》dekuangjiadingdefeichangbucuo，zuozheqiaomiaodianpailegegeqingjiedeguanlianhezhuanzhe，shizhenggegushigengjiayinrenrusheng。wulunshishedinghaishijuqing，douzhanxianchulezuozhedutedechuangyihexiangxiangli。