女神的上门狂婿
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第5章
“sanshaoye，gongxinijichengjiudingjituan。”
fangshiyunjinrubangongshi，guanshangmen，bianmiandaixiaorongxiangchenhuadaoxi，ranhoushenchulebairuyangzhimeiyudexianxianyushou。
chenhuakuxiao，yutawolewoshou：“wozheiyoushenmehaogongxide，wufeishilaoyezidalewoyibazhang，youjilewoyigetianzaopingxinuhuoeryi，natiantaxinqingbuhao，jichengrenjiuhuanbierenle。daoshiwogaigongxini，chenglelingnanfengongsidezongcai，zheikeshishilizuiqiangdefengongsile。”
fangshiyunxiaozheanwei：“sanshaoyebuyongqinei，dongshizhangbushichaolingxigaideren，sanshaoyekeyizailingnandaxianshenshou，zuochuchengji，laiwengujichengrendejiaoyi，shiyunyuanzuosanshaoyezuidelidezhushou。”
“还是算了。”
chenhuabailebaishou：“muxiuyulinfengbicuizhi，zheishiwozaichenjiaershiniandechudejielun，xianzaiwoqianlejichengxieyi，yishigaochubushenghanle，bunengzaiyouchengji，haishijixudangwodexianyu，zuowodeshangmennvxu，woshiyouqizideren，buxiangsineimezao，rangwodeqizichengweiguafu。”
方诗韵笑容僵硬。
tazhidaochenhuadehuazhongzhiyi。
“shishiyunqiankaolvle。”
方诗韵微微欠身。
chenhuaganjinbamuguangyikai，zhuanyihuatidao：“woqizidegongsichuledianmafan，xuyaodaikuanyiyi，yourenburangwoqizizuoxiadaikuan，zheimangninengbangba？”
“dangran，shiyundouyijingbangsanshaoyezhunbeihaole。”
shuowan，fangshiyunzouxiangbangongzhuopangbiandebaoxianju，daoguyifanhou，nachuyijinyiheiliangzhangka，ranhoujiaojichenhua。
“huaqiyinxingzhizunvipheika，limianyoushiyicunkuan，shidongshizhangjiaodaiwozhuanjiaojinirichangkaixiaosuoyong。”
“jinkashihuaqiyinxingdongguanzhixingdeluxingzhang，jimeiweicunkuandahubanfadedakehujinka，pingcikameiniankemianximiandiyadaikuanyiyi，zanmenjiudingjituanzheizhangteshu，meiniankemianximiandiyadaikuanliangyi，rangshaofurendaijinkaquzhaoluxingzhang，baozhengnengbanxiadaikuan。”
chenhuameiyouyouyu，zhijieshouxialiangzhangka。
shoujinjiaojinbeitiao，weileyangzixi，tafangxiacichou，natamenshiyiyebuweiguo。
“nimang，woxianzoule。”
nengrangyangzixibanxiadaikuan，tayejiubuxiangduoliule。
“三少爷等下。”
方诗韵叫住。
“还有什么事？”
陈华回过身。
“jiudingjituankaifadeyulongwanbieshuquyihaobieshu，xianzaiyijingshisanshaoyemingxiadezichanle，dongshizhangbadangnianzaichenjiaduinibucuodeliushuhewumaanpaidaoleyihaobieshu，neiliyounishoujinjiaojinbeitiaodeliaoshangyao，haiyouhaojiliangdongshizhangjinimaidesirenhaoche。”fangshiyunshuodao。
“tadaoshihenhuimibu。”
chenhuachixiao，chaofangshiyunshenchuleshou：“jiwobacheyaochi，woguoqukankanliushuhewuma。”
xiaoshihoutabeixiongdijiemeida，shoushangle，doushiliushujitashangdeyao，fanzhuoshang，xiongdijiemeiyoushihuiburangtachi，wumajiuhuidandujitakaixiaozao。
suoyiliushuhewumazaitayanli，bichenjiadeqinrenhaiqin。
“chaopao、laosilaosi、binli、haishibenchi？”fangshiyunxiaowen。
chenhuaxuanledangcizuididebenchi，ranhoulikaijiudingjituan，kaizhebenchis65qianwangyulongwanyihaobieshu。
“sanshaoye，sannianduomeijian，woheniliushukexiangnile。”
yihaobieshutiemenwai，zhanzheyiduiwushisuizuoyoudezhongnianfufu，touguochechuangjianshichenhua，furenjiuhongzheyankuangdao。
“wuma，liushu，woyetingxiangnimende。”
陈华微笑说道。
hanxuanjijuhou，chenhuajiangchekaijinbieshudetingchechang，ranhoujinrubieshudating。
“sanshaoye，tingshuonidangleshangmennvxu，guodehenbuhaoshima？”wumayilianguanxinwendao。
chenhuaxiaolexiao：“haixingba，dangnianwobeitiaoduanshoujinjiaojinrengdaojieshang，bawojiuzoudeneigeren，jiushiwoxianzaidelaozhangren。”
“唉！”
wumaaitandao：“dangnianwoheniliushubenxiangjiunide，sheiliaoniergezhidaowomenhuijiuni，jiujiaorenjiwoliangkanzhu，santianburangchumen，zhihouzaiquzhaoni，jiuzhaobudaole，zheisannianlai，woheniliushudouyinweizheishiluoxialexinbing，zhidaoqianliangtianzhidaonihaihuozhe，zheixinbingcaimeileni。”
“rangliushuwumaguanianle。”
陈华忏愧道。
youliaolejiju，liushubianrangwumaqujianzhiliaochenhuashangshideyao，tazegenchenhuayibianhechayibianliaoleqilai。
kuaidaozhongwudeshihou，chenhuahewanyao，congmangquchelikai。
tadeganjinhuijiazuowufan，buranyoushiyichangkuangfengbaoyu。
jieguochezigangchuyulongwan，zhangmuniangdedianhuajiudaleguolai。
chenhuazhidaozheixiamafanle，yidinghuiquwandadianhualaimale，dantahaishijietongledianhua。
guobuqiran，yijietongdianhua，jiuchuanlailelisulanpitougailianyidunchouma。
“rangnigunchuwojia，likaizixi，nibugun，doujidianle，yebuhuilaizuofan，nixiangesilaoniangshibushi？”
“haiyou，nijintianfagongzi，weishenmezhifaleerbaiwu，shibushinizhidaosantianhoujiuyaogunchuwojia，bagongzilingxianjinle，rangcaiwudaerbaiwulaiexinwo？nishibushibuxianghuolewowenni？”
liangnianqianlaozhangrenchulechehuo，youyubushizaigongzuoqijian，dabohexiaoshuyijiaburangdinggongshang，gongsibubaoxiaoyiyaofei，yangjiadecunkuanjibendouhuazaizhiliaoshangle，erqiemeigeyuehaiyaohuabushaoqianmaiyao，zhangmuniangbushangbanzhuanmendamajiang，xiaoyizihuaqianruliushui，kaoyangzixineidiangongzi，hemeinianneidianfenhong，hennanzhichengzheigejia。
yushichenhuajiuqusongkuaidi，benxiangtoutouzhuandianqian，jiyangziximaibupin，jieguomeijigeyue，jiubeilisulanzhidao，cunlebudaoyiwankuaiqian，yedoubeilisulannazou，bingqiehaiyaoqiuchenhua，bagongzikajita，wangyinhaiyaozhuangtashoujishang，meigeyuezhijichenhuawubaikuaiqianmaiyanhekaixiao。
suoyichenhuayifagongzi，tajiuzhidao。
“meiyouama。”chenhuadaweichayi：“wojintianyoushiqingjia，meiyouqusongkuaidi，gengmeiyoubagongzilingzou，woshanggeyueyinggaiyousanqianduoa，caifaleerbaiwu？zhendejiade？”
“yaobuyaowobajietufajinikan！”lisulandadongganhuo：“nishuoyousanqianduo，daozhangcaierbaiwu，niyaoshibuwangkalidagesanqianduo，huilaiwojiudaduannidetui！”
“neinibajietufajiwo，woqukuaidigongsiwenwenshenmeqingkuang，shibushicaiwudacuole，wufanninjiuzijijiejue，wobaozhengbasanqianduoyaohuilai。”chenhuashuodao。
“wanfanzhiqianwoyaoshijianbudaosanqianduodaozhang，nijiubuyaohuilaile，mingtianwojiulazhezixiqugennilihun！”
lisulanqihuhudeguaduandianhua。
henkuai，chenhuajiushoudaoleyitiaoweixinxiaoxi，shilisulanfalaide，diankaiyikan，guoranzhifaleliangbaiwu。
“zenmegaode，fagegongzidounengfacuo，haiwobeipenleyidun。”
陈华忍不住吐槽。
ranhoukaicheqianwangkuaidigongsi。
“woshuoxiaochen，niyijingbeizhangjinglikaichule，zenmehailai？gaibuhuishizhaobudaogongzuo，qiuzhangjinglilaileba？”
yidaokuaidigongsi，jiuyougenanzilengxiaowendao。
“laozhengnishuoshenme？wobeikaichule？”
陈华大为惊诧。
“shidechenhua，zhangjinglimeitongzhini？”youyigenanzishangqian，zhoumeiwendao。
“meiyoua。”chenhuatanshou，bujiedao：“laozhou，woyinweishenmebeikaichua？”
老周有些难以启齿。
jiuzaizheishi，yigenushengxiangqi：“haibushinigesifeiwu，zuotianrangniqusonggekuaidi，kandaonilaopogenbierenkaifang，yiqizhixiabakuaidijisile，haixiangdarenjia，suoyirenjiatousudaowozhei，wojiubanijichaolebei。”
“zaishuole，chaonigesifeiwu，haixuyaoweishenmema？”
“哈哈哈！！”
zaichanghaojigenannvtongshidourenbuzhudaxiaoleqilai。
“放**狗屁！”
chenhuayiguhuoshangtou，zhizhezhangjinglifabiaodao：“niwuruwoderengekeyi，dannibunengwuruwolaopodeqingbai，zheijianshiwogennimeiwan！”
chenhuaqijibaihuaidetaochu。
“zenme，nigesifeiwuhaiyaobaojingzhuawo？”zhangjinglilengxiao，meiyousihaohaipazhiyi。
“bu，woyaozalenidefanwan，rangnidiudiaoyuexinyiwanwudegongzuo！”
shuoba，chenhuabotongyichuanhaoma。