疯了吧，你从娘胎开始入道？
《疯了吧，你从娘胎开始入道？》 小说介绍
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《疯了吧，你从娘胎开始入道？》 第1章 免费试读
第1章
“nigejianfu，jingranzuochuzheidengbuzhilianchideshiqing！”
“shuo！niduzilidehaizijiujingshisheideyezhong？”
“laoshijiaodai，wowudinghoufuhainengraoniyiming。”
“buran，nijiudaizheniduzilideyezhongyiqijinzhulongba！”
jiansuankebodeshengyinchuanruchenlideerzhong，chenlirenbuzhuzhoumei。
zheisheia？daqingzaodedahandajiao，haiyoumeiyougongdexin？hairangburangrenshuijuele？
jiuzaichenlizhunbeiqishenkoutufenfangduideduimianneijiahuoqiqiaoshengyanshi，chenlijingyadifaxianzijijingrangenbendongdanbude。
jinjiezhe，yigumomingdexinxiyongruchenli，tacaimingbai，zijijingranchuanyuezhongshengle，bingqiehaizhongxinhuidaoleniangtaili！
“wobushichengyingerlema？zenmehainengtingjianshengyin？”
chenlizhengyihuozhe，naohaizhongturanchuxianyigehuamian。
yanqianshizaiyijianweiyansumudecitang，shijigelingweibaizaicitangzhongjianxiangshouxianghuogongfeng。
yigetoufahuabai，zhouwenxianglaoshupiyiyangkezailianshangdelaotaipozhengdunzuozaiyizishang，manliandejiansuankebo。
shenshangchuandaizhegeshigeyangjiazhibufeidejinyinzhubao，pianpianbenshenyouyabuzhuzhubaoxianludefuguizhiqi，zhenggerenhuoxiangyigebaofahu，xiandeshifenhuaji。
laotaipomianmuzhengning，nudao：“nizheigebuyaoliandejianfu，sidaolintoulehaibuyuanyishuochulainiduzilijiujingshisheideyezhongma？”
xiayimiao，chenlijiukanjianyigekudemanlianleihuadenvziguizaicitangdeputuanshang，tizijibianjiedao：“laofuren，wozhendemeiyouzuorenheduibuqihouyedeshiqing，zheizhongjianyidingyoushenmewuhui，woduzilidezhendeshihouyedehaizi！”
wenyan，chenlixinzhongyidong，zheijiushizijizheiyishideniangqinma？
kanzheniangqinlihuadaiyudemoyang，chenlirenbuzhuxintengqilai。
sheiliao，nvzigangjizijibianjiewan，zuozaishangfangdelaotaipomengdiyipaizhuozi，lianshangbiaoqingbiandezhengningchoulou，xunchidao：
“dadanjianfu，douzhengjuquezaole，nihaiyoushenmehaojiaobiande？”
“nihuaitaiyiyousanyue，jinridainilaicitangqingzuzongjiandingxuemai，zuzongdoubuxianling，haibunengshuomingniduzilideshiyezhongma？”
“ruobushiwodehaozhisunnvyanertixing，jiuzhenrangnizheigebuzhilianchidejianfumenghunguoguan，wulewowudinghoufudexuemai！”
shuowan，laotaipomanyidikanleyiyanguiguijujuzhanzaizijishenbiandeyigerouruorubailianhuabandenvzi。
zhengshiwudinghoufulaofurenzhisunnvxuyaner。
什么？
laicitangqingzuzongpaiweilaijiandingxuemai？
haiyoubizheigenglipudecaozuoma？
danxiayimiao，chenlijiumingbaizenmehuishile，zheigeshijiebujinyouren，haiyouxian、shen、yao、mo、guidengliliang，errenzukeyitongguoxiulianlaizhuangdajishen。
suoyizheigeshijiedezuzongpaiweibushikongyouqibiaode，shizhenyouyongde，zhennengjiandingchushangzainiangtaizhongdehaizishifouweijiazuxuemai。
zheishi，xuyanerconglaotaiposhenhouzhanchulaiyibu，kansihaoxindiquandao：“jiejie，nidisiburenyouyoushenmeyongni？congshizhaolaishuobudinghouyehelaofurenhainengyuanliangni，daoshihouzhiyaodadiaozheigeyezhongjiuhaole！”
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“kuangqie，nayourangsangeyuedashangzainiangtailidehaizijiulaicitangjiandingxuemaide？zhishaoyeyaodengwoerchushengzaishuo！”
nvzibenruo，weimuzegang！
shenwanzhouzhidaoxianzaiduoshuowuyi，dangwuzhijishibaohuhaozijifuzhongdetaier。
kuangqiezijiyidanbeishangzheikouheiguo，neibujinzijidemingshenghuichoudajie，jiulianzijifuzhongdehaiziweilaichushenghouyehuishoudaobierendezhizhidiandian。
renyanmengruhu，suoyishenwanzhoujueduibuhuitingxuyanerdesouzhuyi。
chenlixindao：“niangqindemingzijiaoshenwanzhou？zhenshigehaomingzi！”
jiuzaichenliyiweizijizhishaohuodaochushengbuchengwentideshihou，neilaotaipojianjiaochusheng：“buxing！wojueduibuyunxuzheigeyezhongchusheng，zheiduiwomenwudinghoufulaishuoshitiandadechiru！”
“xianzaijiniliangtiaolu！”
“diyi，hexiaduotaiyao，dadiaozheigeyezhong，bingyibeiziguizaicitanglishuzui！”
“dier，sanrihouzaijinxingyicixuemaijianyan，ruojieguohaishihejintianyiyang，neijiubieguaiwowudinghoufuxiuqi，baniganchuqule，rangzhenggejingchengdouzhidaonishiruhedebuzhilianchi！”
shenwanzhoushensezhengzha，taxinzhongyinyuejuedejintiandexuemaijiandingyidingyougui，danqueshuobuchulai。
tajianchidao：“buxing，zaizenmeyangyeyaodenghouyehuilaizaishuo！”
wudinghouchenyuantuzaijunzhongrenzhi，santiancainenghuilaiyici。
laotaipolengxiaoyisheng，chouchuyifengxindiuzaishenwanzhoumianqian：“woerxiuyuhenizheidengjianfujianmian，tayijingxiexinhuilai，yiqiepingwozuozhu！”
shenwanzhoukanjianxinzhishangshuxideziji，yishunjianfangfozhenggerendejingshendouweimileqilai，danhenkuaiyanshenzhongzaicibengfachujingguang。
她肚子里还有孩子！
wulunruhetadouyaobaozhuzijidehaizi！
“woxuandiertiao，santianhouzhongxinzaiyanyici！”shenwanzhoudashengdao。
laotaipolenghengdao：“wokannizhendeshibujianguancaibuluolei，jiranruci，daoshihoubieguaiwowudinghoufuhenlawuqing！”
shuowan，laotaipoyihuiyixiu，youxuyanerchanfuzhezouchucitang。
zailikaideyishunjian，xuyaneryanshenzhongtouluchudechengdexiaorong。
zailiangrenzouhou，shenwanzhouwuzhuditanzuozaidi，fumozheweiweilongqidexiaofu，ziyanziyudao：“haizi，nishuowogaizenmeban？nizhendeshihoufuxuemaia！weishenmejintiancitangzuzongjiandingxuemaihuichuwentini？”
chenliyehenxiangzhidaowentichuzainali。
ruoshizhaobuchulai，bujinmuqinhuibeixiuqi，ganchuhoufu，kongpaliantazijiyehuibeidangzuoyezhongdadiao。
zijiyinggairuhezijiuni？
jiuzaichenlinulisikaodeshihou，turanganjuedaojingshenyizhenxuruo，fangfosuishidouyaoxianruchenshui。
不好！
wohaishigetaier，jingliyouxian，ganggangkanlezheimeduo，xianzaizijiyouyaoxianruchenshuile！
不能睡啊！
zaishuizijijiuzhendewandanle！
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