《机械降临:全宇宙都在学当妈》 小说介绍
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chenmotikaikazhuzidongfanshoujideyilaguan。zhanshuyaodaishangdediancimaichongyituranjianjiao。lajiduishenchu,
yituanyinhuisewuti,zhengzaichouchu。"junyongjishenjingwang?"tahuakaijixiequanposundepimao,
jinsewenluzaiyushuizhongfaliang。zheishiheishichaodaoqiweishudedisandaizhinao,qunianjiugaizaironglulihuachengtieshui。
"pake...huijia..."jixiequanturantaitou,dianziyanlandeshenren。chenmoshouyidou,
jundaochadianchuochuanhexin。yuanchu,chuanlailaozhangtoudeyaohe:"xiaochen!lianfangduishuo,
jintianyouzhixiebaotu..."huayinweiluo,jixiequanmengdicuanqi。lizhuacazhetahoujielveguo,
jingzhundingzhutabeihouxilaidehejinzhizhu。batiaojixietui,haizaichouchu,fuyanshanzhexinghongdeguang。
"nijiao...pake?"chenmokanzhezhengzaitianshishangkoudejixiequan。
tawaitoutuchubianxingdezidan:"tamenjiaowobatong。"weiyindaizheqiguaidezhanyin,xianggengyan。
1.tangchaolizibatongdunzaixiuchepudingpengshaitaiyangshi,
zhengtiaoqingshixiangdouzaichuan:chenshifujianletiaohuikeguazidejixiegou。"zheibukexue!"yikedashixishengxiaoxia,
juzhesaomiaoyi,zhuilebatiaojie。"tadeqingganmokuai,biwodelianainaohaifada!
"chenmocazhe"honglian"jijiadeyeyagan,kanzhebatongbeihaizimentaoshangsuihuaqun。turan,tajingmaozhaqi,
baxiaonvhaihuzaishenxia。banjiegangjin,cazhefangshengpimaozhajinqiangmian,loushangzhuangxiugongren,hedelianseshabai。
shenye,chenmocongtajizhuili,jiachudaixuemingpai:【shiyanti08,renzhijuexingdu71%】。quanxitouying,
turanzidongbofang:baifalaotou,baozheyounianbatonghengtongyao,beijingyinliyouqiangshuansheng。
"baba..."batongdemengyi,rangchenmohunshenfaleng。zheigeshengyin,fenmingshisannianqian,
beichujuedeaixuejialinzhengnan。2.daobadaobalianchuxianneitian,batongxianfanlesangejianbingtan。"yo,
kanmengoutingxionga。"nanrenyongjixieyiyansaomiaobatong。"diqiyanjiusuodecancipin,yedangbaobei?
"tadetaihejinzhijie,qiaozhechenmodeweixiutai,meixiadouzachuaohen。
chenmozuanjinbanshou:"laojiemeiyouniyaodedongxi。""zhuangsha?"daobalianturanjiuzhuxiaoxiadewanzitou。
"shangzhou,zheiyatoujijixiegouzuotijianshi..."batongdehoulong,fachudiancixunengdewengming。
chenmoturankandaotaweizhui,danchudeweixingdianju。hunzhanzhong,batongyaozhudaobaliandexiaotui,
huohuasijianzhongchuanlaijiaohuwei。"yuanlai,nihuiliuxuea。"chenmobananrenanzaijiyouli,faxiantashangkouli,
zangzheshujujiekou。3.jiyiguantoubaoyuye。batongyongzhuazi,bakaichenmodeyiju,tuochugeshengxiudetiehe。
limiantangzhefanhuangdeshibingpai,kezhe【linmoshangwei】。quanxitouying,
zaiyumuzhongzhankai:nvjunguanbaozhejixiequanchuanyuehuoxian,paohuoyingliangtayanjiaodeleizhi。chenmoshouzhongdekafeibei,
shuaidefensui——zheishitamuqinzhansishidehuamian。"mama...buyao..."batongturanfachushaonvwuyan。
chenmohunshenfadoudifaxian,tahexinchuliqiliqianzhemeihunjie,neiquankezhefumudemingzisuoxie。
shoujiturandanchuweixieshipin:xiaoxiabeibangzaifeiqiditiezhan,beihouzhanzhewugedaobaliandekelongti。
batongdetongkong,suochengshuxian:"cuowu,quanbu,qingchu。"4.luoridaimachenmoqidong"honglian"shi,
batongzhengzaikenjianbingguozi。jijiahetideshunjian,taturanbayoutiaosaijinwuqicao,jiashicangdanchumanpingluanma。
"nigaizhuanglewodejijia?"chenmokanzhecaozuojiemian,bianchengzhuawawaji。batongwaitou:"kuailemoshi,
zhandoulitisheng300%。"wurenjiqunzhuangsuixiyangshi,zhengtiaojiedezhinengjiadian,turanbaozou。
batongyueshangwuding,yangtoufachuchaoshengbo,suoyousaodijiqiren,liechengzhanzhen。laowangtoudezhinenglunyi,
zhuangfeijiefeishi,tahaizaidamajiang:"batong!peng!"dangbatongyongweiba,jierujijiahexin,
chenmoturankandaomuqindeshenying。"momo,rangbatonghuoxiaqu..."zheishimuqinzuihoudedianboxunxi,
fasongriqi,queshitaxishengsannianhou。5.xiuhuobatongzaifeichechang,baochugetiepihe。limiantangzhebanben,
jiaohuangde《xiaowangzi》。chenmofankaifeiye,muqindeziji,citongyanjing:"jixiaomodeshisuishengrili"。
jijialeida,turanjingbaodazuo。wushitaigaizhuangshougejiniansuiweiqiang。
batongyueshanglingtoujiqideshexiangtou:"jiancedaobeishangqingxu,xuyaoxinlifudaoma?"jixiezhuahuilaideshunjian,
tacongpaiqiguan,saijinmeipaozhang。baozhadeqilang,xianfanchenmoshi,takanjianbatongyongweiba,
juanzhexiaofangshuiguantiaojiewu。shuiwuzhong,fuxianmuqindeshenying:"tamenbushiwuqi,shiweiwanchengdeshengming。
"turan,batongdezhuazi,chuantoutadexiongtang——bu,shibeihouxilaidegangsuo。"tongjuetongbu,xitongqidong。
"batongdedianziyanzaimaoyan。"genju《yuershouce》di3zhang,shoushangyaochuichui。"chenmokanzheta,
duizhezijishangkoumengchuiqi,turanfaxianshengxiudeguanjiezaishenxue——jixiequandelengqueye,shidanfensede。
6.renouchuanluolitaqundeshaonv,chuxianzaiweixiupumenkoushi,batongzhengzaitouchigongtang。
tashouwanshangdedianzifozhu,meikedoukezhe【07】。"gege,wodexiaoxionghuaile。
"shaonvjuqipojiudejixiewanou,batongturanfachufangkongjingbao。chenmokanzhexiaoxiongtineixuanzhuandeliangzihexin,
zheishidiqiyanjiusuozuihoudedashaqi。shaonvwaitouweixiao,batongdezhuazi,
yianzaitayanhou:"jiancedaolinzhengnanboshidedna。
"chenmodebanshoudiaozaidishang——zheigenvhaihetongjilingshangdekexuejianianqingshi,yimoyiyang。qiangshengxiangqishi,
shaonvhuazuoquanxitouyingxiaosan。zhenzhengdexiaoxiongwanou,zaijutaishangzhayanjing:"renzhijuexing,bushicuowue。
"batongturankaishibeisongyuanzhoulv。meibeicuoyiwei,jiebiandeludeng,jiubaozhayizhan。
7.zoumadengchenmobeiqilangxianfanzaitangshuipufeixulishi,changdaoletongnianhuashengtangdeweidao。
batongdecanquyazheta,bofangzhemuqinzuihoudeyingxiang。"momo,batongshinideshengriliwu。
"linzhengnanzaishiyanshidiaoshijixiequan。"tahuidaizhewomendejiyi..."turanchuangrudeshibing,
dasuipeiyangcang,shaonvshiqidemuqin,qiangguojixiequantiaochuang。chenmokezhexuemokanbatongjieti,
tadehexinxinpian**"honglian"jijia。caozuopingshanguomuqindelian:"qidongluorixieyi。
"zhengtiaoqingshixiangdenihong,turanpinchengjudajiantou,zhixiangtazongtideneikuaiqingshiban。
dangwajuejibaochulengdongcangshi,chenmodexueyejiebingle。canglichenshuideshaonv,zhangzheleizhi。xiongqianmingpai,
xiezhe【linmokelongti07】。
batongdecancunfashengqizaixiang:"mama...huijia..."8.liangziyoulinglengdongcangkaiqideshunjian,
suoyoudianziping,kaishidaojishi。chuanbinghaofudeshaonvzuoqilai,
zhijianchanraozhebatongdesuipian:"momozhangzheimedalea。"xiaoxiajianjiaozhezhixiangtiankong。sanbaijiawurenji,
zhengpinchenglinzhengnandelian。shaonvqingqinghuishou,caishichangsuoyoudianzicheng,
kaishibobaoxinwen:"...diqiyanjiusuorentishiyanpuguang..."batongdehexin,
turanzaichenmozhangxinfatang,touyingchuzhenzhengdezhenxiang:muqinziyuanchengweiyishishangchuanshiyanti,
weijiufushebingertongmen。lengdongcanglide,shitazuihouderenxingbeifen。"renzhijuexing,
conglaidoushirenleidetequanma?"shaonvfumobatongdetou。"tazheisanniandeshouwang,suanbusuanshengming,
cunzaidezhengju?"chaoshiguangbo,turanchabojingbao:liangzizihuichengxu,yifugaiquancheng。9.pengbaoyuruzhu。
batongdecanqu,zaijijiacanglizhongzu。chenmokanzhetatunxiamuqinliuxiadehunjie,
jixietongkongbianchengwennuandehupose。"yaodamajiangma?"tashuaichuweiba,bianchengdejixieshou,
jiefangmenturanquanweiguolai。wanglaotoubazhinenglunyi,diaochengpaizhuomoshi。xiaoxiadeyiliaowurenji,bianchengxipaiji。
dangbatonghanchu"bawan"shi,zhengtiaojiededianqiqiming。liangzifengbaozhong,
tayueshangjijiajiantou:"jiancedaoxingfuqingxu,kaishizuizhongjinhua。"linzhengnandekelongtimen,zailoudingxianshen。
shoulideyaokongqi,queturanfayakaihua。batongwaitou:"genju《renleiguanchariji》di807tian,
weixiaoshigenghaodewuqi。"chenmoxiaozheanxiazihuijianshi,faxianbatongtoutougaichengleyanhuachengxu。
10.xiaowochongdianbatongfaxianchenmojiaxiaoshi,weibahuifangdian。"genju《renleiguanchazhinan》di1024tiao,
zuijiaohuduyuzhandoulizhengxiangguan。"taturanpudaochenmo,jixiezhuanaotayangyangrou。dangweixiujianchongmanxiaoshengshi,
jijia「honglian」denengyuanbiaobaozhang300%。daobaliandekelongjuntuanshadaoshi,
batongzhengjiaoguangchangwudamatiaojixiewu。zidanjisuiyinxiangdeshunjian,
tabamaikefengsaijinpaoguan:"xianzaiceshishengbowuqi!"chenmotingzhe《zuixuanminzufeng》hongfeizhuangjiache,
xiaodechadianwobuzhucaozonggan。batongdedianziyanwanchengyueya:"jiancedaokuailenengyuanchaobiao,
jianyishifang..."huayinweiluo,taduizhediqunfashecaihongyanwudan,baozhahoumantianpiaoluobangbangtang。
11.yanleizidanxiaoxiazaizhensuokushisanbaozhijinshi,batongzhengzaitouheputaotang。turan,
tadejizhuidanchuzhusheqi,jiangyanleixiruyinsedanjia。"beishangdanyao,tianchongwanbi。
"tazhuangsuibolichongjinzhanchang。chenmokanzhebeijizhongdekelongren,turanguiditongku,
jingrankaishichaixiezijidewuqi。shenye,batongyongzhuazi,jiezhuchenmodeyanlei:"yaotingting,
mamazuihoudehuama?"quanxiyingxiangli,linmohunshenshixuequedaizhexiao:"biepa,
mamabianchengxingxingpeizhe..."baozhashengjiaranerzhi,batongturankadaibanzhongfu:"cuowu!
jiyiwenjianbeicuangai!"lengdongcangkaishishenchuxianxueshi,jiejiaodeliulanghan,
turanzhaixiajiafa——tashidangnianfuzexiaohuibatongdegongchengshi。12.huangyantianweiliulanghanlaozhou,
taochuzhoubabadenaitangshi,batongdexiujuechuanganqibaochuhuohua。tarenchu,zheishiyanjiusuotezhidezhendingjitangguo。
dangnianlinzhengnanjiushichizhezheigediaoshizihuichengxu。"tazaipianni!"laozhouzhizhebatong。"sannianqian,
shitazijiqidongdebaozha..."chenmoturanchangdaomanzuitianxingwei,batongdeqingxunengyuan,zhengzaifengkuangbodong。
jijiaxianshiping,turanliangqimoshengshuju:batongdejiyikuli,cunzhe236cibaozhamonijilu。
dangchenmozhiwenshi,tayongzhuazizaidishanghuaxiaolian:"genju《renleixiangchufaze》,youxiezhenxianghuidailaitongku。
"lengdongcangturankaiqi。shaonvlinmozhengyandeshunjian,suoyoudianzishebei,kaishibofanghunlijinxingqu。
batongdeweiba,juanzhejiezhihe:"jiancedaoaiqingnengyuan,jianyilijishiyong。
"13.xintiaomaichongchenmofaxianbatong,zaitoutouluzhitadexintiaosheng。"zheishizuixinfangyuxitong。
"tabajijiacaozonggan,gaichengmaiboganyingmoshi。dangkelongjuntuanfashecishengbowuqishi,zhengtiaojiedezhinengshoubiao,
turantongbuchenmodexintiao。laowangtouwuzhexiongkoudaxiao:"zheibisuxiaojiuxinwanhaidaijing!
"babairendexintiaogongming,xingchengfanghuzhao,wurenjiqunxiang,zhuangshangbolidemifengbanzhuiluo。shaonvlinmo,
turantuxue。tabojingdexinpianxianshidaojishi:23:59:59。batongfanchuchenmoershidetuyaben。
kongbaichu,fuxianlinzhengnandeyinxingziji:"zhenzhengdelengdongcang,zai..."jiaotangzhongsheng,turanqiaoxiang13xia。
suoyoudianziping,kaishizhuanboershinianqiandexinwen:linmodailingzhixiejuntuan,chongjinhedianzhandejiankonghuamian。
batongkaishidaozhezoulu:"cuowushijianxian,zairuzhong。"14.niliushizhongbatongtunxiachenmodejixiebiaohou,
yudikaishiwangtianshangfei。"zhengzaichangshi,di237cishijianhuisu。"tadechilunfachubeiming。
chenmokanzheshaonvlinmo,zhujianbianhuipeitai,lengdongcanghuazuolizixiaosan。
laozhoujuqiangduizhunbatong:"dangnianjiushitabuduanzhongqishijian,haisi..."zidanturantingzaibankong。
batongdeyankuang,liuchulengqueye:"genju《shouhuxieyi》,siwangcishu,bunengchaoguo236ci。
"dangchenmodeshou,chuanguotatoumingdeshenti,caijingjuebatong,zaoyizaidiyicibaozhazhongsiwang。xianzaizheige,
shiyongliangzicanyingpincoudehuanxiang。caishichangturanxiaqishujuyu。meigeyudili,
doushibutongshijianxiandechenmozaihuhan。"yaoxingfua。"batongyongzuihoudedianliang,cadiaochenmodeyanlei。
jiejiaodeqingshiban,turanfuxianxuesedaojishi:00:00:01。
15.jiyidangpuquetuilaowangtoudezhinenglunyi,turankaikoushuohuashi,batongzhengzaitouchitadejiangyayao。
"na1943niandenuomandijiyilaihuan。"lunyipingmufuxianheishijiaoyijiemian,
laowangtouhuangmangzhedangquebeibatongshipo——tadiandanglezijizhanyoudelinzhongzhutuo,
huanlailezheilianghuichangjingjudelunyi。chenmogenzhebatongchuangjindixiasuidao,
nihongzhaopai"mengpokeji"ciderenyanteng。chuanqipaodeailaobanniangqingxiao:"xiaokeaidejiyi,
zhiqiandehenni。"tazhanshidehuojiashang。xiaoxiadiandanglechuwenjiyi,huanyixiezhizhao,liulanghanlaozhou,
maidiaolenverxiaoshengmaizuishengmengsi。batongturanbaozouxianfanhuojia,jiyijingpianzaikongzhongzhachengxingyu。
chenmozaisuipianli,kandaozijiyingershiqideyingxiang——yuanlai,tarenshengzuichudejiyi,
zaobeibatongqiaoqiaomaihuilai,cunjinweizhui。16.yanpinrenshengzhengtiaojiedejumin,kaishimengyoushi,
batongzhengyongweiba,jiwushendedianzichongwu,zuoxinfeifusu。zheixiezhiruxujiajiyidefangshengmaogou,
zhengbazhurentuojinxugoudeguoqu。chenmokanzhelaowangtou,zaiguangchangfanfuchongfengxianzhen——tamailaidenuomandijiyi,
shixunhuanbofangdeyingshipianduan。batongturanyaopofangshengkejidedupi,
chechudaixuedecaozuoshouce:【diqiyanjiusuozaomengjihua】。dangxiaoxiakuzheshuo,genbenburenshinanyoushi,
batongdeerduoli,diaochuhunliqingjian。chenmoturanfaxianziji,
zaisannianqianjiugaisiyukongnan——shibatongdiandanglequanbuzhandoujiyi,jitahuanlezhangrenshengzhongqiquan。"cuowu!
"batongturangeshihuajiyiku。"xingfurensheng,bunengshiyanpin!"tatunxiasuoyoujiyijingpian,
yantongliebianchengwanhuatong。17.liangzizoumadengbatongdage,tuchuyinghuochongshi,zhenggeheishi,kaishibengta。
meizhiyinghuochong,doushiduanbeiyiwangdezhenshijiyi,xiubuzhejiefangmenposuiderensheng。
wushenjiezhuyingzhejiehunzhaodeyinghuo,turanxiangqiwangfubuchixiangcai;laowangtouzhuazhuzhanyouyiyandeliuguang,
laoleizonghengdiduizhelunyijingli。chenmozaichonghaizhong,kandaobatongdejiyi:236cilunhuili,
tayongbutongfangshi,jizijimaiguoshengridangao。chuanqipaodeaituransikailianpi,
luchudaobaliandejixieguge:"woyaotadetongkujiyi!
"batongquechangkaijiyiku:"yishanchusuoyoutongkuwenjian。"tatineipiaochuwanqianxiaoye,xiangkongmingdengzhaoliangyekong。
chenmoturanbeilajinliangzilingyu。neili,zuozhegehebatongyimozhidejixieshaonv:"woshitadetongjuexitong,
 
                 机械降临:全宇宙都在学当妈
                                机械降临:全宇宙都在学当妈