不当兵，你养我啊
《不当兵，你养我啊》 小说介绍
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《不当兵，你养我啊》 第五章 报平安，一群八卦室友 免费试读
duiyuzheibangxinshengdebiaoxian，chenmingwanquannenggoulijie，xianzaibieshuoshibengchulaiyigeyanlidebanzhangle。
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kanzheqifenbeiwangshuaibingjijuhuadaipian，chenmingsonglesongjianxiaodao:“biezhejixiongdimen，banzhangzaiyanlizanmenzhiyaobufancuo，bufandaotashouli，yejiunanaoyixie，yemeishenmedabule。”
“xianjijialidadianhuaba，baogepingan，gujijialidoudianjizheni。”
“duiduidui，zheiweixiongdijiaoshaminga？”xinbingzhong，yiweirengaomadadejiahuozhanchulaiyingsheng，tingzheidasangmenjiuzhidaozheixinggebuhuicha。
yinggaishishuangzhihaomaideneiyileiren。
“wojiaochenming。”chenmingxiaozhejieshaoyisheng。
“chenxiongdishuodedui，wojiaomadazhu，zheisuhuashuobinglaijiangdangshuilaituyan，pageluan，buyaosong。”
“heihei，nimenbupa，woyebupa，zoulou，dadianhuaqu。”wangshuaibingyezaigenqianfuheyisheng。
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chenmingmianqiangcongpingmuguahuadeshoujishangzhaodaofumudelianxifangshi，botong，baolexiapingan。
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nvyoumingzijiaojiangkexin，genyuanzhushigaozhongtongxue，liangrenfanzhengxuexizadibuzadiba，lianaitandedaoshihonghonglielie。
shuangfangdouzaiyigexianchengzhu，tannannvpengyouzheishi，jialibaokuohenduopengyouyedouzhidao，suanshiqingmeizhumale。
chenmingdiankaishipintonghua，yueerde“yingxionglei”yinlexiangqi，pingmuzhongyeyingzhaochutadelianpang。
youyushoujitaipojiu，pingmubushaodifanghaibeiguahua，ganghuamozhongjiandoubeishuaichuyidaozhangzhangdeliehen。
shipinmeijietongshideheisebeijingpingmu，yinweizheidaoliehen，jiangtadelianfenchengliangban。
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bilianggaoting，pifubaixi，jiulianyanjingdoushitouche，qingliang，jiemaoshangguazheshuizhu，henzhang，henzhang...
“zheifupinang，zhenbulaia。”chenmingziwoxinshangleyixia。
huayingangluo，bodashipindeyinlejiaranerzhi，shipinbeijietongle。
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“aiya，nizenmezheishihoujiwodashipina，wohaiyaoshuijueni。”
huamianhenweimei，jiushishengyinyouxiebunaifan。
chenmingxiaolexiao，tayagenmeitingduifangshuoshenme，zheikeshizijixianzaidexiaonvyoua，kexi，zheigejiaodumeikandaotui，lveweiyouxieyihan。
“kexin，wodaojunyingle，banzhangmashangyaoshoushouji，yemeishuoxiacishenmeshihouhuifa，suoyitiqiangennishuoyisheng，miandenilianxibushang**zheji。”
“e，neihaoba，woyuanliangnizheishihoudaraowole。”jiangkexinsihuyemeitingchenmingzaishuoshenme，manbuzaihudehuiyingdao。
“buduiya。”chenmingzhoulezhoumeitou，“nixianzaibuyinggaishigangxiazhuanyekema？”
“zenmepaodaosusheshuijuequle？nitaokele？”
yuanzhuneihuobarenjiaguniangsuoyoudekechenganpaijibeishule，zheiyeyoubudechenmingjibuzhu。
“aiya，nizenmeneimefana，haohaodangbing，jiayoue，wodengxiahaiyaochumen，xianzheiyang，lai，qinyige，woyaochumenle，en～ma，baibai！”
doumeilaidejizuochuhuiying，shipintonghuajiubeiguaduan。
kanzheshouzhongyijingshiqudongjingdeshouji。
chenmingyaoleyaotou，zheipowanyi，zhengaihuanle，gangcainvyouzhanqilai，ruguopingmuzhilianghege，yinggaishinengkandaotuide。
zhuanshenzhengzhunbeibashoujifangrushounaxiang，meidengqishenjiuheleyitiao。
shenhouwangshuaibing，madazhu，yijiqitajigexinbing，quanbugongzheshenzi，chaozhezijishoujishangmiao。
一脸八卦的神色。
“nimenganshenme？”chenmingyilianwuyu，gangcaijingranmeitingdaoshenhoudedongjing。
buzhidaozheibangjiahuoshenmeshihoumodaohoumianle。
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jirengangadekesouleyisheng。
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shipintonghualidenvshengzhangshayangjirenmeikanzhe，fanzhengdouzhidaochenmingtanlegenvpengyou，shengyinhenwasai，haishixuesheng，bijinggangcaihuatiqianchedaotaokelema。
kanzhejirengangademoyang。
chenmingxiaolexiao，kaikoujieshaodao:“nimenfanbuzhezheimeguaiwanmojiao，gangcaihewotonghuaneigeshiwonvpengyou，muqianzaijiuzhouzhiyejishuxueyuandudayi。”
“woyeshizheisuoxueyuande。”
“neinipaobuduigansha？”wangshuaibingtingdaochenmingzhudongjieshi，yebuzangzheyezhele，gancuikaikouxunwen。
susheqitajigexinbingyeweileguolai。
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“zenmeshuoni。”chenmingyaoleyaotou，“dangbingbushiwodelixiang，shiwonvpengyouganjuejunrenhenshuai，bijiaoyouanquangan，suoyiwocailaidangbing。”
“dangranwoyeyouwodekaolv，zhuankexueyuanqiantuyebuminglang，dangbingsuanshiduotiaolu，duogexuanzeba，napaganbuchuchengji，zhishaoduanlianxiaziji，youyiwuhai。”
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wangshuaibingyesongshangletazirenweizuishuaidezhufu。
“xiexie，womenyiqijiayou。”chenmingxiaozhejiangshoujisaijinshounaxiang。
cishicike，tajuede，junyingdeshenghuoyexuhaibulai，zhishaoyouyibangnanxiongnandipeizhe。
应该差不到哪里去。