《差评塌房:我在颁奖礼上手撕顶流哥嫂》 小说介绍
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jimingxinggegehetadeyinghounvyoudangzhuli,wobeitamendangchengchuqitonghebeiguoxia。yiwaibangding「chapingbaoliao」
xitong,zhiyaoxinzhongjitamenyigechaping,xitongjiuhuisuijibaochutamenyigeheiliao。
dangtamenzaibanjiangdianlishangxiuenai,duiwoyizhiqishishi,womonianchaping,
shenhoudedapingmulikekaishibofangtamenmaimaijiangxiangdeluyin。1.「linwei,gunguolaijiwoantui,
meikandaowotuisuanma?」suwanqingchuanzhegaodinglifu,yonglandikaozaibaomuchedezhenpizuoyishang,
xiuzhangdexiaotuiqiaozaizhuoshang,jianruidexiegenjihuyaochuodaowodelianshang。wodeqingegeluhuaian,
zhengdanghongdedingliuxiaosheng,zuozaiyipang,wenroudiweitaxuezhepingguo,lianyigeyanshendoulandejiwo。
woshitamenlianggongtongdezhuli,yeshiluhuaiandeqinmeimei。danzaitamenyanli,
wozhishiyigekeyisuiyishihuan、renyidamadechuqitong。womomoshangqian,dunxiashenzi,
bingliangdeshouzhigezhe**,kaishiweisuwanqing**xiaotui。「meichifanma?yonglidian!」
suwanqingbunaifanditilewoyixia,lidaozhida,rangwodejianbangzhuangzailechemenshang,fachuyishengmenxiang。
luhuaianzhongyutaiqitou,quebushiweiwo,ershizebei:「linwei,ninengbunengxiaoxindian?jingdaowanqingzenmeban?」
wodexinxiangshibeipaozaibingshuili,yidiandianxiachen。zheijiushiwodejiaren,wodegongzuo。
weilejizhongbingdemuqinchoujiyiyaofei,wofangqilexueye,laidaoluhuaianshenbian。tapaizhexiongfubaozhenghuizhaoguwo,
huiyiqichengdanmuqindeyiliaofei。kejieguo,wochengletamenplaylizuibeijiandenuli。gongzibeikekou,
zunyanbeijianta。「feiwu。」suwanqingqingmiedituchulianggezi。wozuanjinlequan,zhijiashenshenqianruzhangxin。
jiuzaizheishi,sijiyigejichache,wozhenggerenbushoukongzhidixiangqianpuqu,
etouzhongzhongdikezaileqianfangdezuoyikaobeishang。jutongchuanlai,yanqianyihei。hunluanzhong,
wosihutingdaoleyigebinglengdejixieyin。【ding——jiancedaosuzhuqiangliefumianqingxu,「chapingbaoliao」
xitongbangdingchenggong。】【duizhidingmubiaochansheng「chaping」qingxu,jikesuijibaoliaoqiyixiangheiliao。
chapingqingxuyueqianglie,baoliaoliduyueda。】wohaimeifanyingguolai,
luhuaianbunaifandeshengyinjiuxiangqile:「zhuangshale?haibukuaiqilaijiwanqingdaoqian!」
suwanqinggengshijianjiao:「a!wodelifu!linweinizheigechunhuo,zheishigaoding,nipeideqima?」wotaiqitou,
ejiaodexueshunzhelianjiahualuo,yanqianyipianmohu。kanzhetamenliangneifugaogaozaishangdezuilian,
yiguhenyicongxindiyongqi。pingshenme?wozaixinlinuhou:【yixingchaping!jinimenliangyixingchaping!
】jihushishunjian,suwanqingdeshoujifengkuangzhendongqilai。tabunaifandinaqilaiyikan,liansezhoubian。
「zenmekeneng!wodeweibozenmehuizidongfatu!」luhuaiancouguoquyikan,yelengzhule。suwanqingdeweibo,
ganggangzidongfachuleyizhanghoutaisuyanzhao。zhaopianli,tazhengduizheyigechangwuxiaomeiyizhiqishi,biaoqingkebo,
yanjiaodexiwenhelianshangdedouyinzaigaoqingjingtouxiawusuodunxing。hetapingshijingxinweihude「suyannvshen」renshe,
tianchadibie。pinglunqushunjianzhale。【wodetian,zheishisuwanqing?lvjingsuileyidi!】【zheizuilian,
yetaikeboleba,pingshidewenroudoushizhuangde?】【qianmiandebiegahei,kendingshibeirenptule!
womenwanqingzuishanliangle!】suwanqingqidehunshenfadou,shoumangjiaoluandixiangyaoshanchu,quefaxianzenmeyeshanbudiao。
「luhuaian!kuai!rangnituanduijiwochuli!」tajianjiaozhe。luhuaianyehuangleshen,likedadianhuajijingjiren。
chexiangliyipianjifeigoutiao。erwo,wuzheliuxuedeetou,kanzhetamenjinghuangshicuodeyangzi,
xinzhongdiyicishengqiyisiqiyide**。xitong……shizhende。2.neizhangsuyanzhaodefengbo,
zuizhongbeiluhuaiandegongguantuanduiyi「gongzuorenyuanwucaozuo」weiyouyalexiaqu。suiranshandekuai,
danjietuzaoyichuanbianquanwang。suwanqing「shenyan」dekoubei,diyicichuxianleliehen。
tabasuoyoudehuodousazailewoshenshang。huidaogongyu,tazhijiejiangyigeguntangdekafeibeizazaiwojiaobian,
zongsedeyetijianshilewodekutui。「linwei,shibushinigande?ni**woranhoufalechuqu?」wodizhetou,
renyoutajianruidezhizeciruerduo。「womeiyou。」「meiyou?chulenihaiyousheinengjiechudaowodeshouji!」
suwanqingdeshengyinxiesidili,「nijiushijiduwo!jiduhuaianduiwohao!」luhuaianzhanzaiyipang,
lenglengdikanzhewo。「linwei,qugenwanqingdaoqian。」wotaiqitou,kanzhetaneizhangyingjunquelengmodelian。「ge,
zhendebushiwo。」「worangnidaoqian!」tajiazhongleyuqi,yanshenlimanshijinggao,「biebiwodongshou。」
wokanzhetayangqideshou,hetashenhousuwanqingdeyidelengxiao,xinzangyizhenjiaotong。zheijiushiwocongxiaojingaidegege。
woshenxiyikouqi,wanxiayao:「duibuqi,su**。」「guangdaoqianjiuwanle?」suwanqingbuyiburao,
「guixia!」woshentiyijiang。「wanqing,suanle。」luhuaianjiaxingxingdiquanleyiju,yanshenqueshiyiwozhaozuo。
quruxiangchaoshuiyiyangjiangwoyanmei。wohuanhuandi,zhunbeiwanxiaxigai。jiuzaizheishi,
naohaizhongneigebinglengdeshengyinzaicixiangqi。【jiancedaosuzhuqiangliequruqingxu,chapingdengjitisheng。
】wobuyongzairenle。wozaixinlifengkuangnahan:【chaping!chaping!wuxingchaping!】xiayimiao,
luhuaiandeshoujixiangle。shitadejingjiren,shengyinhuangdexiangshitianyaotale。「huaian!nikuaikanresou!niwanle!
」luhuaianlianseyibian,likediankaiweibo。#luhuaianyisinvemao#zheigecitiao,
yibaozhaxingdesuduchongshangleresoudiyi。dianjinqu,shiyiduanjiankongshipin。shipinli,
luhuaianzhengqiazheyizhibaimaodebozi,jiangtahenhendishuaizaidishang,ranhouyijiaochuaikai。neizhimao,
zhengshitaqianjitianzaiweiboshangshaichu,yongyibiaobangziji「youaixin」renshedechongwu。shipindejiaoduhendiaozuan,
xiangshicongyigeyinbidejiaoluopaishede。erneigejiaoluo,zhengshitajiamenkoudejiankongsijiao。
「zhei……zheishinalilaideshipin!」luhuaiandelianshunjianxuesejinshi。takuxinjingyingdeyangguangnuannanxingxiang,
zaizheiduanshipinmianqian,bukanyiji。fensimenfengle,lurenmennule。【outule,pingshizhuangderenmogouyangde,
beidilijurannvemao?】【xintengneizhixiaomao,luhuaiangunchuyulequan!】【tuofenle,
wozhenshixialeyancaihuixihuanzheizhongweijunzi!】suwanqingyejingdaile,tazhizheluhuaian,youzhizhewo,
bantianshuobuchuyijuhua。「shini!youshini!」luhuaianmengdichongguolai,yibajiuzhuwodeyiling,shuangmuchihong,
「linwei,nidaodixiangganshenme!」wobeitaqiadejihuchuanbuguoqi,quexiaole。
kanzhetaneizhangyinweikongjuhefennuerniuqudelian,woxiaochulesheng。「ge,」woyiziyijudishuo,
「shaneyoubao,bushima?」3.nvemaoshijiandefajiao,bixiangxiangzhonghaiyaomenglie。
luhuaiandesuoyoudaiyandoubeijinjijiaoting,zhengzaipaishedejuzuyexuanbuyutajieyue。yiyezhijian,
tacongyunduandieluonitan。tabazijiguanzaifangjianli,fengkuangdizazhedongxi,ersuwanqing,zaizuichudezhenjingguohou,
likeyutahuaqinglejiexian。tashenzhiduiwaixuancheng,zijizaojiujuedeluhuaianqingxubuwending,
zhishimeixiangdaotahuizuochuzheimekepadeshiqing。wolengyankanzhezheiyiqie。luhuaiandegongsiweilewanhuisunshi,
qiangpotazhaokaijizhehui,shengleijuxiadidaoqian,bingxuanbuzanshituiquanfansheng。jizhehuineitian,
wozuoweiweiyihailiuzaitashenbiande「qinren」,peitachuxi。zhanzaijuguangdengxia,taqiaoेंdebuchengyangzi,
duizhejingtouyibianbiandijugong。「shiwocuole,wogufuledajiadexiai……」taixia,shanguangdengliangchengyipian。
wozhanzaitashenhou,mianwubiaoqing。suwanqingyelaile,zuozaidiyipai,daizhemojing,yifutongxinjishoudemoyang,
fangfotacaishizuidadeshouhaizhe。jizhetiwenhuanjie,yigejianruidewentipaoxiangleta。「su**,
qingwenninheluxianshengdelianqingshifouhuiyinweizheicishijianshoudaoyingxiang?」suwanqingzhaixiamojing,
luchulihuadaiyudebiaoqing。「wohehuaiandeganqing,yizhidouhenhao。danzuoweigongzhongrenwu,
womengengyinggaichengdanqishehuizeren。zheijianshi,wohuipeizhetayiqimiandui,yiqigaizheng。」tashuozhe,
haishenqingdiwangxiangtaishangdeluhuaian。haoyiduoqingshenyizhongdebailianhua。
ruguobushiwozuowanqinertingjiantahejingjirendadianhua,shangliangzhezenmeliyongzheicishijiannvefentichun,
shunbianbazijizhaiganjing,wochadianjiuxinle。wokanzhetaxingxingzuotaidelian,yiguexinyongshangxintou。【chaping。
】wozaixinlimonian。【jinixuweideyanji,yigedadadechaping。】jihushitongshi,
suwanqingmianqiandehuatongturanfachulecierdezizisheng。jinjiezhe,
yigeqingxidenvshengconghuichangdesuoyouyinxianglichuanlechulai。「……dui,jiushuowomenganqingwending,
wopeitagongdunanguan。fensijiuchizheiyitao。dengfengtouguoqu,tayaoshiqibulai,jiufagefenshoushengming,
shuotalvjiaobugai,worenzhiyijinle。hainengzaiguyibofen。」shisuwanqingdeshengyin!
shitazuowanhejingjirendadianhuadeluyin!quanchangsiji。suoyoujingtou,suoyoumuguang,
shunjianjujiaozailesuwanqingneizhangshabairuzhidelianshang。tachedimengle,zuibazhangzhe,yigeziyeshuobuchulai。
luhuaianyemengdihuitou,buganzhixindikanzheta。「wanqing……ni……」「bushide!bushiwo!」
suwanqingzhongyufanyingguolai,jianjiaozhepuxianghuatong,「zheishiweizaode!yourenhaiwo!」danyijingwanle。
xianchangdejizhemenxiangwendaoxuexingweideshayu,chedifengle。「su**,qingwenluyinneirongshushima?」
「ninshizailiyongluhuaiandechouwenchaozuozijima?」「qingninzhengmianhuiying!」shanguangdengfengkuangdishanshuo,
jihuyaojiangtatunmei。wozhanzaiyipianhunluandezhongxin,kanzheneiduicengjingbukeyishidenannv,
cikeyigeshenbaiminglie,yigechenglequanwangxiaobing。wodixiatou,zuijiaogouqiyimowurenchajuedehudu。
zheicaizhishigekaishi。4.jizhehuibianchengleyichangnaoju。suwanqingdangchangbeijingjirentuozou,
luhuaianzezaibaoandehusongxia,langbeiditaolilexianchang。「suwanqingluyin」he「luhuaianjizhehuifanche」
lianggecitiao,bingpaiguazaileresoubangshou,houmiangenzheyigeshenhongsede「bao」zi。suwanqingdetuanduizaizenmexi,
yexibuqingzheitongbeiquanguozhibodedianhualuyin。tadeshangyejiazhiyiluoqianzhang,kuxinjingyingde「zhenxingqing」
「zhongganqing」renshe,yiyezhijianbianchengle「xinjinv」「bailianhua」dedaimingci。erwo,
zaisongluhuaianhuijiahou,pingjingditichulecizhi。「woyaozou。」tazuozaishafashang,shuangyanwushen,
fangfoyishunjianlaoleshisui。tingdaowodehua,tamengditaiqitou,yanzhongbengfachuhenyi。「shini,
zheiyiqiedoushinigande,duibudui?」tasihouzhe,「linwei,nizheigebaiyanlang!wogongnichichuan,
nijiushizheimehuibaowode?」wokanzheta,juedekexiao。「gongwochichuan?luhuaian,nimozheliangxinwenwenziji,
nijiguowoyifenqiangongzima?nimuqin,yejiushiwomuqindeyiyaofei,nichuguoyifenma?」
wocongbaolinachuyidiehouhoudedanju,shuaizaitamianqian。「zheixienian,shiwozaicantingxipanzi,zaigongdibanzhuan,
caicougoulemamadeshoushufei!ernini?nikaizhehaoche,zhuzhehaozhai,louzhenideyinghounvyou,
xinanlidedixizhewodexue!」luhuaianbeiwowendeyakouwuyan,lianseyizhenqingyizhenbai。
「wo……woneibushimangma……」「mangzhenvemao?mangzhezaifensimianqianbanyannideshenqingrenshe?」
wolengxiaoyisheng,「luhuaian,nizhenrangwoexin。」tabeiwochedijinu,mengdizhanqilai,
yibazhangchaowoshanleguolai。womeiyouduo。wozhishilenglengdikanzheta。【yixingchaping。】【mubiao:luhuaian。
】【chapingliyou:jiabao。】「pa!」qingcuidebazhangshengxiangqi。wodelian**laditeng,zuijiaoshenchulexuesi。
danluhuaiandebazhang,bingmeiyouluozaiwolianshang。yigegaodadeshenying,buzhiheshichuxianzaiwomenzhongjian,
wenwendizhuazhuleluhuaiandeshouwan。shiluhuaiandeduijia,yeshiquanneichulemingdeyinghanyingdi,qinyu。tashenhou,
haigenzhejigechuanzhezhifudejingcha。「luxiansheng,huoqibuxiaoa。」qinyushuaikaitadeshou,yuqibingleng。
luhuaiankandaoqinyu,xianshiyileng,suijiselineirendihandao:「qinyu?nilaiganshenme!zheishiwodejiashi,
lunbudaoniguan!」「yiqianshinidejiashi,」qinyudandandipieletayiyan,ranhouzhuanxiangwo,
yanshenlidaizheyisibuyichatuodeguanqie,「xianzai,woguandingle。」tashenhoudejingchashangqianyibu,
chushilezhengjian。「luhuaianxiansheng,womenjiedaojubao,nishexianyiqiduonianqiandezhaoshitaoyian,
qingnigenwomenhuiquxiezhudiaocha。」zhaoshitaoyi?wolengzhule。luhuaiandelianse,
shunjianbiandebisirenhaiyaonankan。【fufeidian】tahunshenfadou,zhizhewo,shengyinqili:「shini!linwei!
shinibatazhaolaide!nihaohendexin!」wokanzhetajingkongwanzhuangdelian,zaikankanshenbianmianchenrushuideqinyu,
naoziliyipiankongbai。xitongbaoliao,bushiyinggaizaiwangshangma?zenmehuizhijiebajingchayinlaile?erqie,
zhaoshitaoyi……womengranxiangqi,jinianqian,wochuchehuobangdingxitongneitian,luhuaianyezaicheshang。
dangshitagangnadaojiazhao,feiyaochengnengkaiche,jieguoweileduobiyitiaoxiaogou,zhuangshanglelubiandehulan。
woetoushoushang,taquehaofawusun。dangshitahehuaile,guizheqiuwobuyaogaosubama,shuohuiyingxiangtadexingtu。
woxinruan,bianyigerenkangxialesuoyou。nandao……neichangchehuolingyouyinqing?qinyuweishenmehuichuxianzaizheili?
tahezheijianshiyouyoushenmeguanxi?wokanzhebeijingchadaizou、haizaifengkuangzhoumawodeluhuaian,
youkankanqinyuneishuangshenbujiandideyanjing,yigekepadeniantou,zaiwoxinzhongmanmanchengxing。5.「genwolai。」
qinyumeiyoujieshi,zhishilazhuwodeshouwan,jiangwodailileneigelingrenzhixidegongyu。tadezhangxinhenwennuan,
ganzaoeryouli,momingdirangrengandaoxinan。womenshangleyiliangheisedeshangwuche,chezipingwendishiruyese。
chexianglihenanjing,wonengtingjianzijileigubandexintiao。「qinyingdi,」wozhongyurenbuzhukaikou,「xiexieni。
danshi,nizenmehui……」qinyudaduanlewo,tacongfujiashidechuwugelinachuyigeyiyaoxiang,
差评塌房:我在颁奖礼上手撕顶流哥嫂