《抽签结婚:我在五千年后秀恩爱》 小说介绍
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jizhe:“linxiansheng,qingwenyuelaoshishei?nimenzhijianshifouyouhuisejiaoyi?”
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linxuan:“yuelaoshishenxian,nimenxiangtaxuyuanjiunengzhaodaomengzhongqingren,nengmingbaima?”
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“我们一起学汪叫
一起汪汪汪汪汪
在你面前撒个娇
哎呦汪汪汪汪汪
我的心脏砰砰跳
迷恋上你的坏笑
nibushuoaiwowojiuwangwangwang...”
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这是什么破玩意?
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meiyoujisuxiaojieyanchanghuibuhuijuedekexi?
tayoumeiyoukenengchongdaoyinlepaixingbangdiyiming?”
linxuantinghoushunjianjiuwuyule,renbuzhuduidao:
“zheizhonglajiwanyiyenengjiaogema?wanglaiwangqudetashigouma?”
jizhea:“linxiansheng,goushirenleidepengyou,erqieshizhenguideyijibaohudongwu!
ruguokeyixuanzedehua,wogerendaoshiyuanyichengweiyizhigou,weizhengjiuziranchuyifenli!”
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nimadezheiyejiaoxinwenma?
weilaishijiedaodishigeshenmeguidifanga!
抽签结婚:我在五千年后秀恩爱