穿书之咔咔乱杀做女帝
《穿书之咔咔乱杀做女帝》 小说介绍
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第一章
wodieshiruanfannan，woniangshige「lianainao」。
wodieruanfanyingchi，zhongrimianhuasuliu，shigoulanwashedechangke。
woniangcongbujidu，zongshixiaomimidizhudongnaqianjiwodie。
zhidaowodiedaizhetangliyuanmingdongjingchengdexinhuakuizhaoshangmen，rangwonianghaitaziyou。
我娘终于生气了。
yushi，zheiduigounannvhuifeiyanmie。
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woniangshichuanshunvzheijianshi，woyizaobianzhidao。
bijingwocongkaimengyilai，bianbusixunchangnvzineiban，xuexi《nvde》《nvxun》《nvjie》。
woshianiangyishoujiaoyangde，zhengshikaishixuexizhiqian，tabaneixiesuanruzixiechulaidesuanshu，liantongwodieqianriluozaixiangfangdexieku，tongtongdiujinhuopen，yibahuoshaolegeganjing。
wobuxueqinqi，buzuonvgong，jingyuqishe。
woniangshuo：「wodeshijiewozuozhu。」
nianyoudewobingbuzhidaoshijieshiheyisi，houlaiwocaizhidao，womensuozaideguojiayehao，chaodaiyeba，buguoshihourenduzhuanchulaide。
yongwoniangdehuashuo，womensuochudeshijie，zhishiweilaiyiweiwangluowenxuezuozhexiedeguyanxiaoshuo。
woniangshizheibenxiaoshuozhongdeyigelurenjia。
bishi，wobingbumingbai「wangluowenxuezuozhe」、「xiaoshuo」、「lurenjia」shiheyi。
woniangyanzhuzhuanlezhuan，dazhijiwojieshileyixia，wocaimingbaiguolai——
xiaoshuojiushileisihuabenzidedongxi，womenmeiyigerendoushihuabenzizhongdejiaose，gezidemingyundoushibeixianshengdinghaolede。
er「lurenjia」bianyiweizhewoniangbushihuabenzizhongdezhujiao，jiejujiqibeican。
erwozaihuabenzhong，gengshilianchushengdejihuidoumeiyou。
「weishenmeya？」woyouxiefenfenbuping，womendemingyun，zenmekenengrangbierenliaoliaojibi，jiujuedinghaoni？wobuxin！womingyouwobuyoushuoshuxiansheng！」
niangxiaodejiwenrou，tamanyidipaipaiwodetou，youqinqinwodelian：
「zheicaishiniangdehaonver。
「ayunyaojide，renrenshengerpingdeng，meiyougaodiguijianzhifen，meigerendemingyundoushizhangwozaizijishoulide，nikeyichengweirenhenixiangchengweideyangzi。」
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woniangchuanyuedeshenfen，shihuabenlikongyouquanshidiweidebeijingbanrenwu——roujiagongzhu。
erhuabendenvzhujiao，zeshijingguogongjiadedaxiaojielinmiaoyi。
tashimingdongjingdoudecainv，nianshaoshitongyonganhoufushiziqingmeizhuma，quebeitaizikanzhong，qiangxingquletadaodonggongzuotaizifei。
linmiaoyizaidonggongshoujinkuchuyeshoujinchongai，taqingmeizhumadeyonganhoushiziyeweitaersi。
zuizhongtongtaizibaitouxielao，muyitianxia。
yonganiangdehuashuo，linmiaoyihetaizizoudeshixianhunhouaideluxian。
wowenta：「neianiangheadiezoudeshishenmeluxiana？」
aniangbainongzijidezhijia：「nidiezhishiwoxuanzhongde、nenggourangzijixingmianyunandegongjureneryi，zaitahaiyouliyongjiazhizhiqian，wohaochihaoheyangzheta，baozhutajiangjiaronghua，zheijiaoyi，woyebusuanduibuqitale。」
woyouxuedaoleyigexincihui——gongjuren。
yuanlai，roujiagongzhushihuangdiweiyidedigongzhu，chushengaogui，qingguoqingcheng。
kepianpianshigelianainao，aishanglezaigongzhongweizhizideyeqinwuhuangzi，tongtayoulehaizi。
roujiagongzhuheyeqinwuhuangzideshiqingbeizhuangpohou，huanghoujuedediulian，mingrenjiangyeqinwuhuangzisonghuibenguo，bingqiuleyidaoshengzhi，rangroujiagongzhuxiajiayonganhoufushizixiaojingheng。
roujiagongzhubeiqiangxingduoxiataierjiaruhoufu，errenganqingbuhe，hunhoubumu。
huabenzhongderoujiagongzhujiushiwoniang，xiaojinghengquebushiwodie。
woniangbingweijiajiyonganhoushizixiaojingheng，taheyeqinwuhuangzideshiyebingweibeizhuangpo。
woshiroujiagongzhuhedingbeihoushizidedunvjiangzhiyun。
eryonganhoushizixiaojinghengzaoyuqinianqiansiyuyiqunfeikouzhishou，shiguwucun。
woyouxieyihuodikanxianganiang，taqueyijingxiguanlewozheizhongxiaoshadandeshenqing，aniangzhudongdunxiashenzi，bawoyaojiandexiaozhupaizhenglezheng。
「dangranshiwoshade，xiaoshadan。」tachuochuowodelianjia，mantoudezhucuifanshezheyaoyandeguangmang，fangfowomenkouzhongdeneitiaorenminghaiburutingyuanhuzhongdejinlilaidezhongyao。
aniangmosuozhezhupai，tongguoquyibandingzhuwo——
「ayun，nijide，zheikuaimozhulingpaiyongyuanbuyaolishen。
「nijiangshizheiwanlijiangshan，zuihaodejichengzhe。」
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woniangganglaidaozheilishi，roujiagongzhuyijingzhutaianjie。
tabaituobuleroujiagongzhuweihunxianyundemingyun，quenengzhengtuoyuanjuqingdeshufu。
yushitazuodediyijianshi，jiushizhaorenliaolileyonganhoushizixiaojingheng。
tazuodedierjianshi，jiushijueyishengxiawo，baozhuzheigezaiyuanzhuzhongbeiqiangxingduoxiadetaier。
zaiyuanjuqingli，roujiagongzhuhexiaojinghengchenghundediernian，taiziyudonggongsheyan，yanshangtaizicefeixiaduanhainvzhulinmiaoyi，queyinchayangcuohaisileroujiagongzhu。
zuoweiroujiagongzhudefujun，xiaojinghengduiyuqizidelishibubeibutong，gengshiwanbanqingxingbushilinmiaoyizhongdudiulexingming。
zairoujiagongzhusihou，liyongfumadeshenfensiyilveduohaochu，duandeshiweiroujiagongzhuzhongshengbuzailingqudetaidu，shijishangshizaiweilenvzhushoujie，yonggongzhufudehaochuqutaohaonvzhu。
是可忍孰不可忍。
yushianiangchushoule，zuodegancuililuo，haobutuonidaishui。
jiejuediaotazuikanbuguandexiaojinghenghou，aniangkaishisisuoruheweiwodechushengxunyigezhengdangdeliyou。
tatiaotiaoxuanxuan，xuanzhonglewodie——yigeyuanzhuzhongwonangleyibeizi，baiguanglewanguanjiacai，quehuodaozuihoudelurenjia。
wodiejiangshuyan，dingbeihoushizi。
wenbucheng，wubujiu；xiongwudianmo，qishebujing。
tashididouchulemingdewankuzidi，yigezhinengpingjiezubeideyinfengguohuodelangdangzi。
zhongqiugongyanshang，woniangyongmixiangmidaolewodie，chenggongjiangwodecunzaikouzailewodietoushang，yejiecitongyeqinwuhuangzienduanyijue，chedihuaqingjiexian。
roujiagongzhuxiajiadingbeihoufuneiri，haohaodangdangdesongjiaduiwuzhengzhuangshangyeqinzhiziguiguodechedui。yipianchihongzhong，yeqinwuhuangzishenseweimi，taxingxiaoguli，yishenxuanyi，baiyugongzhujiaqian。
tagonggongjingjingxinglesangeli，erhoujiangshenshangdejinbuchexialaihenhenguanzaidishang，shuailegefensui。
shizhijinri，didoubaixingtanqizheizhuangshilairengranjinjinledao，woniangquezhijuehaoxiao。
tashuo，woneiqindieshuaisuidejinbushiyeqinhuanghouzhiwu，yeshitamendedingqingxinwu。
wowenaniang：「aniangbujuedetakelianma？zaininyuanbendeshijieli，ninyouheqitananzizheibanxiangaiguoma？」
woniangwenyanhahadaxiao，wozhidao，woyoukaishishuochunhuajitazhaolezile。
meibanfa，wocaiqisui，shuodianhaizihuabufanmaobing。
「ayun，niyiweishenmeshiai？nannvxiangaiyougairuhe？haisiduifanghuozhebaotuanqusima？」
tafanwenwo，woquedabuchulai。
「ruoshineiyeqinzhizizhendeaimuwo，youruhehuixingsitongzhishi？tajinpingjijukoutoushangdetianyanmiyu，bianhuidiaoleguochaozuizunguidegongzhu，yuanjuqingzhongderoujia，jiejuheqiqican？nandaobushibaitasuocima？」
wobeiwoniangshuodeyakouwuyan，yushitayoujiaowo——
「阿筠，你得记住。
「xinzhongwunanren，bajianziranshen。」
womingjiyuxin，buganwanghuai。
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zheiri，wozhengheaniangyiqikanzhangce，aniangshenbiandesumamaturanlaibao——
「gongzhu，fumaqingjian。」
aniangderoujiazhanggongzhufujiujianzaidingbeihoufugebi，liangfujiankaileyidaomen，fangbiandingbeihoufuderenlaigongzhufuqingan。
buguowoneigemingyishangdeadiechulelaigongzhufuyaoqianzhiwai，jishaolaigongzhufuqingan，aniangyebudaijianta，jiumianledingbeihoufuyiganrendengdeqingan，shenglexuduomafan。
shiyijinriadiedezhudongqingjianrangwojuedehaoqi，aniangjuedetayoushilaiyaoqiande，xiyiweichangdicongzhuangtaitizixianachuyidaijinyezi。
bijinganiangzuichangduiadieshuodeyijuhuajiushi——「naleqian，gunyuandian。」
sumamajianzhuangchenshengdao：「gongzhuqieman。」
「fumacilai，haidailemingnvzi。」
「e？」anianglailexingzhi，tabaneidaijinyezifanghuileyuanchu，ranhoubainongleyixiatoudingbuyaochuixialaideliusu，dandandao，「neijiuyiqidaiguolaiba。」
sumamadeleling，qinziyinleneinvzihewodiejinlai。
jiandaoneinvzideshunjian，niangdelianseshunjianbiandehanliangwubi，yanshenzhongyayizhexiongxiongnuhuo，rangwoyouxieyiwai。
wodiezuiaimianhuasuliu，zheixienian，niangzhishifangrenzhe，conglaibuguan。
congmeijianguoniangduinagenvziluchuzheiyangdebiaoqing。
nianghaichangchanggaosuwo，nanzibuzhong，bunengzhiguainvzi。
怎么如今？
qifenyishiyouxiejiangchi，woxiangwodieqingan，dapolezheifenjijing。
jianwoyezaizheier，wodiedelianseyouxiebuziran，tahuosusongkailazheneinvzideshou，shanshandixiao：「ayunyezaia，zenmemeizaifangzhongxiuhua？」
takezhenshinahubukaitinahu。
haimeidengwohuiying，aniangbianfanwenta：「niheshijianwomenayunxiuhuale？」
「nvzibenjiugaijingyunvgong，sandijiadeyanjieerxiugongjihao，pingriligongzhuyegairangayunduoquhoufutongmeimeiwanwan。」
「tashita，ayunshiayun。」anianglenghengyisheng，「wodenver，bubidongzheixie。」
「nijinrilaijiushihewoshuozheixiede？daodisuoweiheshi？zheimingnvziyoushiheren？」
tingdaoaniangfawen，wocaijiangshixianfangzaineinvzishenshang。
queshigebukeduodedemeiren，mianrongjiaomeiruyu，meimouyanyan，wansijiaoyue。jianwoheaniangkanxiangta，tafulefushen，xiangwoheaniangxingli：「minnvxiewanning，baijiangongzhudianxia。」
ranerwoheaniangbingbuxiangdalita，zhiliutayirengangadidengzaineier。
wodiejianzhuangbaneinvzilaleqilai，yishuangxingmufangfoyaopenhuo。
「gongzhudianxia。」wodieputongguixia，「niwoerrenchenghunqinian，ganqingbumu，chenzaiwaimingshengbuhao，gongzhuduichenyeshizaienkuan，zhishichenrujinyujianninger，caizhidaoshenmejiaoqingzhisuozhong，yeshiningergaosuchen，liangqingxiangyuebianyaoyishengyishiyishuangren。」
「chenxinyueningerxujiu，xiangnatajinmen，ranningerzhiyanjuebuzuoqie，suoyichenqingqiugongzhuheli，haichenziyou。」
「e？」aniangshenseyilin，takanxiangneiminghuanxiewanningdenvzi，「daoshiyouyisi。xinggouyinfumazhishiyouxiangqiuzhengqizhiwei，zenmeshenmehaoshidourangnitanshangleni？」
woniangxiangmaoshengdemei，queyelenglie，xunchangnvzijiaotazheiyangyiwenbidingtuiruan，xiewanningquebubeibukang，tingzhileyaogan：「minnvhefumashizhenxinxiangaide，minnvbingweigouyinfuma，qiezaiminnvdejiaxiang，nanzibunengsanqisiqie，zhinengxingyifuyiqizhi。
「shuminnvzhiyan，gongzhuhefuma，ganqingbumuxujiu，ruoshibuxiangai，weihebufangfumaziyou？」
anianglengxiao：「daoshizhenzhenyouci。」
xiewanning：「bugan，zhishiminnvduifumaqingnanziyi，woniangshuo，aiqinglibubeiaidecaijiaodisanzhe。」
ciyanyichu，yujingsizuo，gongzhufushiweidedaodouchuqiaolejifen，quebeianiangtaishouhezhu，takanxiangxiewanning，zhuchunqingqi：「haoa，yuanlaishilaosanshengdexiaosan。」
xiewanninglianseshunjianbaile，tayaozhuchunbuzaiyanyu，hueraniangshuochuyijumeitoumeiweidehualai。
tadao：「gongtingyuyejiu。」
jihumeiyourenheyouyi，xiewanningjikuaidijieleyiju：「yibaibayibei！」
aniangmianshangdexiaoronggenglengle。
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dianneidewuguanrenyuandoubeianiangqinglechuqu，zhishengxiawo、woniangyijixiewanning。
aniangshengyinqingleng，yanjianyigai：「niheshilaide？」
xiewanningda：「wolaizi2023nian，yiciyiwaichehuorangwolaidaolezheigeshijie，wolaishibianshitangliyuandehuakui，zhinengzaigoulanwashelitaoshenghuo。」
huaweishuowan，tabianxuanranyuqi，chuchukeliandeyangzi，daoshiguairangrenxintengde。
aniangquebuchitaneiyitao。
tadao：「nishuonilaishibianshitangliyuandehuakui，zhinengzaigoulanwashelitaoshenghuo，kebengongjide，tangliyuandenvzixianglaishimaiyibumaishen，kenipianpiangoudashanglefuma。
「nilaizi2023nian，chuanyuedaozheiliquegubuzifeng，zhixiangpingjienanrenpingbuqingyun，tongshenbiandenvxinggaoqicijing，woshigaishuoniguyanxiaoshuokanduoleni？haishigaishuonidenaozibeifengjianjiaotiaohuzhuleni？
「nigensuiwodezhangfuchuangdaowodefushang，shuodeshizhenailimeiyoudisanzhedelundiao，shuwozhiyan，nizheizhongzuopai，wulunzaizheilihaishizaixiandai，doushilaji。」
woxinxiayijin，aniangzheihuashuodejizhong。
danwosihunenglijieniangdexiangfa。
ziyou，wobiantingzheniangqinjiwojiangguotamendeshijie。
neishiyigehenhaodeshidai，nvziyongyouduliderenge，wuxuyikaonanzi。
tamenzijideshiyeherensheng，wuxuxiangrujindenvzi，budeyizhinengweishennanren，fouzebianhuibeizheishidaobipo、mosha。
ruoxiewanningzhishiyigetushengtuzhangdekelianren，anianghuoxubuhuirucijiyanlise。
ketapianpianlaizixiandai，shianiangdelaoxiang，quetangerhuangzhidiyongxiandaiyifuyiqizhidelundiaojierubierendejiating。
实在可恨。
xiewanningsishimeixiangdaotonganiangduiwananhaohou，huihuanlaizheibanduidai，tayishuangxingyandengdeliuyuan，zhenglenglejimiaohoudaxiaochusheng：「fengjianjiaotiao？niwolaizitongyidifang，nizhibuguobiwoxingyunchengleyiguogongzhu，woliuluofengchen，niquexiangshouzhezunwei，niyouhelianmianzhanzaidaodedezhigaodianshangzhizewo？
「shuowofengjianjiaotiao，nandaoyonggongzhushenfenqiyayuwodenijiubufengjianma？wozhibuguoxiangrangzijiderizihaoyidian，woyoushenmecuo？！niyijingyongyouneimeduole，weihebunengjiangfumarangjiwo，helihouniyiranshigongzhu，ruoshiniyuanyibangwo，wojiuhuiconghuakuiyiyuechengweihoufuzhumu。
「kanzaizanmenshitongxiangdefenshang，bangbangwo。」
shuoba，xiewanningguixialaifengkuangxianganiangketou，tajiyongli，buduoshijiukepoletou，houlonglifachuwuyandeqingqiu，chenggongyinqilewodiedezhuyi。
wodiebugumenkoushiweidezulan，pinjinquanlichuanglejinlai，tayibalaqixiewanning，jixintongdijiangtarouruhuaili，erhouzhuantouehenhendidingzhewoniang。
xiewanningqiruoyousidikaozaiwodiehuaili，haizaixingxingzuotai：「fumaqiewuyinweinujiaerhegongzhudianxiaqixianxi，zheidoushinujiagaichengshoude，doushinujiadecuo......」
「goule。」aniangdaduanlexiewanningdexima，takanxiangwo，「ayun，nishuotamenliangzheigeyangzi，yinggaijiaoshenme？」
我答：「狗男女。」
「ayun！ni！」wodiemeixiangdaowohuirucibuliuqingmian，tayouxiuyounao，chongshanglaijiuxiangjiaoxunwo，quebeimenkouchongjinlaideshiweiyibaanxia，lianggerenxiangliangtiaoluoshuigouyiyangfuzaidishang，gouyancanchuan。
「bushixianghelima？」aniangzhanqishenlileliyishanpibo，「neizanmenjiuquguanmeineilifenshuofenshuoba。
「摆驾。」