《成为极品训犬师的狗后》 小说介绍
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第1章成为狗后
shijingshinei,diershisiweishijingzhelikaishi,fudaoyanfanzaodizhuanzhebijian。
zhidaojianghuangsedeshenyingzhandaozhengzhongyang——
yizhengyea4zhidefuzabiaoyanzhiling,tazhitingyibianjiuwanmeiyanyilemeigedongzuo,quanchangyaquewusheng。
fudaoyanzhandouzhetaiqishou,zhizheneimojianghuangsedeshenying。
“jiutale,zheishiwodiyicikandaozheimehuibiaoyande......”
“......gou!”
shide,woxianzaishiyitiaogou。
shentiquezhuzheyigenanren。
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dangrenshi,wojiaohuangdayu,zaishudianyanlesannian“shiti”he“paohui”。
beijianshesi、beichezhuangfei、beinvzhujiaoyibazhangshanyun。
zhidaoneitian,wodunzailubianbalalengtoudehefan,yiliangheisebinli‘zhi’dichazaimianqian。
chechuangjiangxia,gongdaodemojingshanzhejinguanghuangdewozhengbukaiyan:“xiaozi,mingtianlaishinanyihao。”
wochongzheyuanqudebinlijidongkuanghan:“xiexiedaoyan!”
shenhouquechuanlaiyishenglengxiao,wohuitoukanqu,lijianzhanzaibuyuanchuzhengyinzhelianqiamieshouzhongdeyantou,zhigougoudikanzhewo。
zheisunzishiwoshiyou,zhangzhezijiziligaoyourenshihenduozhipiandalaoban,minglianliqianglewobushaojiaose。
“goudongxi,dangrenburudanggoua!”
我小声嘟囔着。
“nianqingren,xiaoxinyiyuchengchena!”
buzhicongnamaochulaiyigelaotou,mengpaiwojianbang,helewoyitiao。
wogangyaoshuohua,laorenbengbengtiaotiaozhelikaile。
diertianwoqizhegongxiangdanchexiangshijingdianchongci,guaiwanshituranchongchuyiliangmianbaochezhuangxiangwo,wolianrendaichezhajinlelvhuadai。
tengtongxijuanquanshen,hounaoshaohaoxiangzhuangshangleyituanmaorongrongdehuowu,woyinyuekandaoyigemohuderenyingzoudaowomianqian。
laibujixixiang,liangyanyifanyunleguoqu。
zaizhengyanshi,wodaidaikanzhechongwuyiyuandejingzi,limianshizhijianghuangsechaiquan。
我真成狗了?
qutaniangdetianjiangdarena!
nanyihaomeiyanshang,wohaiyaojixunquanshisongtiantiandanggou?
woxinliananfashiyidingyaozhaodaoneigelaorenrangzijibianhuiren。
biziyidong,lengbudingwendaoyizhenqingxiang。
wohuranyishidao,cishicikewobeisongtiantianbaozaihuaili,shaonvqingtiandetixiangzishenshangchuanlai,jinshuzuanjinwodebiqiang。
zheiyaoshiwolaopoduohaoa,woyuanyijitadangtiangou,wangwang!
xinlixiangzhe,zuishangjuranjiaochulaile。
songtiantianditoukanxiangwo,biaoqingyouxiedanxin,kaikoudao:“bushufumadahuang?niyoudiannaozhendangyaojingyang,mingtiangongdaodeshijingzanmenjiubuqula。”
龚导?
这狗还会表演?
woxiangqihunmiqiankandaodeneigeren,haiyoulijiandelengxiao。
zheisunzizhenhena,bachengjiushitaweileqiangwojiaosebawozhuangle。
zuogouyouzenyang,wozhaoyangzuoyingdi!
wozhengtuosongtiantiandehuaibao,congtabaozhongnachushijingyaoqingshuyaozaizuili,chongtamengdiantou。
songtiantianwunaiyixiaomowotoushuo:“guai,dengnihaolemamazaijinijiexi。”
shenmemamabumamade,laoziyihouyaodangninanren!
wobayaoqingshurengdaodishang,yongjiaobuduanzhixiang【shijing】lianggezi。
“chengjingleani?!”songtiantiankanzhewogandaoshifenwuyu。
“quququ,yanzalemingtianbujinichiguantoule。”
翌日,试镜现场。
wokanzhepaizaiwoqianmianzheixiegou,lenghengyisheng,tamennenghewobi?
shijingshimendakai,yigenanshengqianzhehashiqiditouzouchulai,wuneichuanlaifudaoyanbaozaodeshengyin:“xiayige!”
woangshoutingxiongzoujinqu,tingzhesongtiantianxiaoshengjiwodubiaoyanzhiling,zuijiaoqingyang。
huangshibiaoyan,howtime!
zhengyea4zhidefuzabiaoyanzhiling,wozhitingyibianjiuwanmeiyanyi,quanchangyaquewusheng。
fudaoyanzhandouzhetaiqishou,zhizhewodahan。
“就他了!”
songtiantiankaixindechongguolaibaozhuwo,wochenjibagoutoumaijintabozi。
——danggouzhenhao,guangmingzhengdaximeizi。
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ruwosuoliao,guoranshilijianqianglewodenanyihao。
songtiantianqianzhewozoujinxiuxiqushi,wogoumaodouzhale。
lijianqiaozheerlangtuiwanshouji,shenshanghaisanfazheyiguhunheguaiwei。
huazhuangshi、daoyanzhuli,shenzhihaiyoubaojiedajie?!?!
wozaipianchangyudaodewugerenli,yousangerendeweidaozaitashenshang,zheisunzinajuzudanghougonglema?
“lige,biemole,kuailaima!”
yishengjiaomeideqinghuchuanruwonaohaizhong。
zheishengyindangranbuzaixianchang,ershiwodehuiyi。
yiqianlijianmeishaodaixiaoyanyuanhuijia,bidewowanshangzongzaiwaimianliuwan。
buxiangting!genbenbuxiangting!
“lilaoshinihao,dahuangdiyicicanjiadianyingpaishe,qingniduoduoguanzhao。”
lijianyiziyouxiedi,songtiantianweibiaozunjingxiangqianwanyaoduizhetashuohua,lingkouxuebaidehuxianruoyinruoxian。
zheinvrennengbunengduinanrenyoudianfangbeixina!
wochongshangqiandangzaisongtiantiandexiongqian,zhuangzuobujingyimengcailijiandejiao。
“你!”
lijianchitonghoudansheqishen,ehenhenkanxiangwo,wozuanjinsongtiantianhuailizhuangwugu。
“lilaoshi,zhenbaoqian,dahuangkenengyouxiejidong。”
lijiankanzheyanqiandemeinv,yanzhuyizhuan,yushuoxieshenme。
“dahuangjiuwei,lijianlaoshijiuwei,paishediyichanggoujiuzishananzhujingtou。”fudaoyandeshengyincongdalabazhongchuanlai。
“wang!”wohuiyingyisheng。
zheishenggoujiaoxiyinlebushaomuguang,zhouweiqieqiesiyushengchuanruwolingmindeerduo。
“zheijiushifudaoyantiaodegou?ganjuetingputonga。”
“fudaoyanshuodekexiehule。”
“wufeijiushinengtingdongyixiejiandanzhiling,yitiaogouhainengbirenqiang?”
wofanlegebaiyan,guaibudedoushuozaidongwuyanli,renleihenyuchun,guoranruci。
songtiantianziranmeiyougoudehaotingli,tazhanzaiyipangduizhewoxiao,jiwojiayou。
lijiandaliangzhesongtiantiandelian,yiguguaiweicongtashenshangchuanlai,wenzhegenfaleqingdetaidiyiyang。
baituo,womenzaipaixia!
zheisunziyujianpiaoliangnvshengjiubiantaidi,tabiwoshihedanggou!
changjiban“ka”diluoxia,fudaoyandahanyisheng“action!”
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anjubenyaoqiu“chaiquanmudunanzhuzishajiangqijiuxia”dexima——woluguoxiaoxiang,kandaolijianshounasuiboli,tongkongdizhen,dajiaoyisheng,paoxiangta。
danwozenmehuifangguozheimehaodejihuini?
wochongguoquyikouyaozaitageboshang,lijianfachuyishengcanjiao,chengongdaohaimeifanyingguolaihan“ka”shi,wowanchengle:zhuangdiaoboli+diaozouxiongqi+zhushilijianyanjiaoliulei——sanlianji。
zuihouwobianliuleibiantianshizhelijiandeshangkou,shenchuzhuaziqingpaitahoubei,xiangshigulitabuyaofangqishengdexiwang。
quanchangyaquewusheng,buzhidaosheihanleyiju:“**?”
gongdaorumengchuxing,dahanyisheng:“ka!zheitiaoguo!”
xianchangshunjianbaofachujiliezhangsheng,gengyoushenzheyijinghanjiaoqilai。
“aaaa!jiuming,zheihaishigouma?”
“yitiaogoujuranyanxihaiyoucengci?”
“狗中梁朝伟啊!”
“yingdia,jueduideyingdi!”
suoyoujingtouwodoushiyitiaoguo。
fanguanlijian,paishezongyougezhonggeyangdewenti。
lijiandishicingshi,worenbuzhuchongtafanlegebaiyan,zheilajiyanjihaiqiangwojiaoseni?
quanchanggongzuorenyuandouzhujianhongwen,gongdaogengshinuhou:“gendahuangxuexue,goudoubiniqiang!”
zhongchangxiuxishi,woganshoudaoyiguhanyizishenhouchuanlai。
zuogouzonghuikandaoxiebuyiyangdedongxi,sheihuiyizhizaigoumianqian“yanxi”ni?
wokandaoxiuxiyishangbeiduizhongrendelijian,liansetieqing,tataiyankanxiangwo,yanshenlianboyongdong。
wohunshenyizhan,zheilijian,buhuiliangoudoubufangguoba?
lijiandingzhewokanlejimiao,sihuxiangdaoleshenme,zuijiaogouqi。
woxinliyongxianchuyisibuan。
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意料之内,我火了。
dianyinghaimeishangying,wodebufenjingtouzuoweipaishehuaxuzaiwangshangfengchuan,yinqiyizhongwangyoudezhuipengyukuazan。
zaiwozhunbeiyingjieshubuqingdetonggaoshi,quezhiyouyigegouliangguanggaozhaowodaiyan。
这是什么情况?
xiangdaoshangcilijiandebiaoqing,buhuiyoushitazaibeihougaoguiba。
qidewotaiqijiaoxianghenhenduoyixia,yitaijiaoqueziranerrandiniaolechulai。
songtiantiantingdaoshuishengzoujinketing,pitougailiandimalewoyidun。caganjingdibanhou,tazuodaoshafashangkandianshi。
woyouxiebuhaoyisi,zoushangqianxianggentadaoqian。
yibubuzouguoqu,wodeshixianbuyouzizhuwangxiakanqu,songtiantiandetuizaiwoyanzhongyiranbianyang,bianchengyigenanyiyanshuodebuwei。
kuaxiachuanlaiyiyang,wobuyouzizhudikuazuozaitatuishang,bennengjinxingzhemouzhongdongzuo,yishiqingpiaopiao,shentibushoukongzhi。
turanxiongkoumengranshoudaozhongji,wodaodihuaxingjimi。taitoukandaosongtiantianyunnudebiaoqing,
wodenaodaizaiyishihuiguiyihou,baozhale。
huangdayu,nixianzaishitiaogoua!
jiusuansongtiantianzhangdemeishencaihaoyouwenrou!
nijiubunengdengdaozijibianhuirenma?
xianzaizheisuanshenmea!diusirenle!
“dahuang,ni**leba?”
songtiantianyemeiyouzhenshengqi,chunnuanhuakai,wanwufusu,tayishidaogoukaishi**le。
yushidangtianxiawu,wojiuzaijialikandaolelingyiweimeilidenvshi。
zhunquedishuoshiyizhixingbieweigirldechaiquan。
“dahuanga,zheishixiaohaimian,nilianghaohaoxiangchu,zhengqurangwojinnianzuonainaie!”
songtiantiantouxiaoleyixia,zuozaiyipang,sihuzaiqidaizheshenme。
nizhinengzuowosunzidenainai,zuoshenmegoudenainaia!
dengdeng,buhuizhenrangwogengou?
救命,我做不到啊!
xiaohaimianchongwoyaoweiba,woxiayishiyeyaoleweiba。
tajuedeshoudaolewodeyaoqing,zoudaowoshenhouwenlewen,youzoudaowomianqianlai,weibachongxiangwo。
xiaohaimianshenshangsanfazhenongliedegourenqiwei,chuangruwodebiqiang,xiangyibeimeijiu,wenzhiyuzui。
kee,zheigexiaonvgoujingrangaisidetianmei。
ganjuezijihunshendouzaizhandou,meiyigexibaodouxuanxiaozhe。
wozhuantoukanxiangzuozaishafashangzhengmubuzhuanjingdingzhelianggoudesongtiantian,houzheyifujinjinyouweidebiaoqing,yixiazichongdanlewonaozhongdemozhou。
zaisongtiantianhexiaohaimianchayidemuguangzhong,wotiaoshangshafa,lanlandepalexiaqu。
“dahuang,ni......nibuhuishibuxingba?”
songtiantiandeshengyinxiangdaoziyiyangchuozaiwoshenshang,wofanlegebaiyanbulita。
我不行?
yaobushiwoxianzaibianbuchengren,woyidingrangnizhidaowodaodixingbuxing!
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dianyingshangying,piaofangdahao,gongdaodeshaqingyanyeshanshanlaichi。
songtiantianzuoweixunquanshiyesuanshijuzudeyiyuan,tongwoyiqiqianwang。
fanzhuoshang,lijiandangzhongduisongtiantian“kaiwanxiao”:“tingshuoyoudedongwuyanyuankaochiyaobiaoyan?zhiqianyinggaijidahuangyanniaoa,hahahaha。”
haiweidengsongtiantiankaikou,wolinghuobengshangzhuoziduizhelijiandewanniaoleqilai。
quanchangjijingwusheng,zhiyouwokuaxiahualaladeshuisheng。
“niaozhunbeihaole,lilaoshihekoujiwomenyanyan?wojingnin”
songtiantianchonglijianjuqijiubei,dandanyixiao。
yirenxiaozirandaidongzhongrenxiao,lijianganghaiguazailianshangdexiaoyi,xianzaixiangshiliekaile。
jiuguosanxun,lijianbuzhiheshiyijinglixi。
zheisunzikendingmeibiehaopi,wochenzhesongtiantiangenshenpangderenjiaotanzhe,qiaoqiaochulefangjian。
woxunzhelijiandeqiwei,laidaozoulangguaijiaochu,tingdaolijianzaigenyigerenshuohua。
“zhaozong,zuotianxiaoyangsihoudebucuoba。”
“jiuneiyangba,rentingnen,huayangtaishaole。”
xiaoyang?yanqiantaidenvyanyuanma?
wobaguazaibozishangdeshoujifangzaidishang,gouzhuazianlejixia。
“nianjixiaodexiaoguniangshizheiyang,gaitianwojininzhaojigehuilaishidexiaoyanyuan,baozhengninmanyi。”
“wokanneigeqiangoudexiaoguniangjiubucuo,tayanshenme。”
“taa,tabushiyanyuan,tashineipogoudezhuren,zaizulilinshidanggexunquanshi。”
lijianyanzhuziyizhuan,lianshangdaizhehuaixiao。
“zhaozong,jinwanyaoburangtapeiniba?”
成为极品训犬师的狗后