穿越成傻子？我这是智不外漏
《穿越成傻子？我这是智不外漏》 小说介绍
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一九八二年
heishengbojiawan，bojialaotaiyezuozaitangwudemenjianshang，kanzhetianshangbuduanjiangluodeyudi，zhongzhongdetanlekouqi，henhendexileyikoushoulidelaoyanqiang，lianshangdegouhemeiyidaodouzaigenzhefachou。
daergezhechuanghukanjianlelaodie，youxiebufangxindeganjinchulai，zuodaozijialaodieshenbianer。
“die，ninkeshaochouyixieba，rendafudoushuolezheigeduifeibuhao，dourangninjinliangbuyaozaichouzheihanyanle。”
laotouyebuhuida，youdadadexileyikoushoulideyanqiang。
daerkanjianleyewufa，zheilaodieyuelaoyuejue，niyueburangtaganshatajiuyuegansha，zazheng，zheishiqindiehaizhennenggenzhechaoyijiazadi？tayebugana！
laotouxiyikouyan，kanyihuiertian，tianshangneiyudizijiugenneiduanlexiandezhuziside，haoxiangzayeluobuwan，chousigeren。
daeryetaitoukanlekantianshangbuduanxiadeyu，tayegenzhetankouqi。
“ai，die，nishuozheiyushashihounengting，zheiyanchouzhejiuyaoqiushoule，yaoshizheiyuzaixiaxiaqu，neiyidideliangshikejiuquanwanle。”
zheidayulianzhexialewuliutianle，yidianmeiyouyaotingdeyisi，suiranxianzaishenghuohaole，jiusuanjinnianshoubushanglailiangshiyeebudao，keduinongminlaishuo，zakenengkanzhemashangyaoshoudeliangshi，beilaotianyezheimejizaotale。
neikedoushihanzhuzidiaodishangshuaibabaner，manghuoledabanniandelaodongchengguo，jiuzheimebeiyichangdayujihuohaile，cunzilidelaorenfeiyaodabingyichangbuke，tudiliangshijiushilaorendeming。
laotoubadayikouyan：“zheilaotianyebujirenliuhuolua！chouzhezheitianyishibanhuierdetingbule，nishuoshuo，zajiuganshangzheigeshihouxiadayuni，zaiwanyixierizijiuhaole。”
duitamenzheixielaorenlaishuo，duitudideganqingkebinianqingrenduoduole，meiyouzheipiantudinianniandeshoucheng，hainengyoutamenzheixierenxianzaidehaorizi？
“die，ninyebiegenzhetaishanghuo，douyijingzheiyangleninzaichouyoushayong？”laoyezikebiejizijichoubingle，suishuzheimedakejingbuqizheteng
“zakenengbuchou，yaoshizheiyuxianzaijiunengtingle，neidilideliangshihainengbaodezhu，neikedoushixinkuzhongchulaide，nagebuxinteng？”
“ninxintengyemeiyong，neilaotianyehainengtingzandehuazadi？choubinglenanshoudehaibushininzigeer。”
laotoushimuqianbojiawansuishuzuidadeyiweilaoren，yeshibojiawandelaozuzhang，suiranxianzaizuzhangdeweizhijiledaerzi，kezheilaotoujiuyouyikeyouguoyoumindexin，shashierlaotoudoushijijideshang。
bojiawan，yinweizheilijinlaideshanluwanwanququerdeming，boshizheicunzidexing，bojiawanyicunzidoushixingbode，shuyuyigezongzucun。
jushuoshiqingmoneizhenertaoguolaide，bojiacengjingchuguojigedushuren，yinweirelequanguiweilebaoquanjiazu，zhenggejiazuqianyidaoleninggutazheibian，xuanlezheimeyigenanjinnanchudedijieyinjuleqilai。
jiusuanshizhanzhengzuijiliedeneijinian，zheibiandoumeijieshouguoyihuwailaihu，bojiawanzhengzhengyibaiyishihurenjia，jiumeiyouyihushibuxingbode。
suiranyouxiepaiwai，danyicunzibojiarentuanjiedebudele，biekanrenkoubushizuiduodeyigecun，danjueduishishilibaxiangzuinankendeyikuaigutou。
jiuzuiluandeneijinian，hongxiubiaodoubuganlaizheilihuohuo，tingdaobojiawandoushiraozhedaoerzoude，jiumeiyouyigerenyuanyidezuizheiyangyigeyichangtuanjiedecunzi，chufeininengjiyigecunziderendouzhuaqilaishoushile。
buguorenbojiawantuanjieshituanjie，danrenjiajianglia，bushineizhongebayiyangdecunzai，zhiyaonimenbulaiqifutamenzheixienongmin，shangmiandezhengcetamendougenzhezhixingdehenhao，dangranzheizhengcebixushizhengquede。
buranbojiawanlideren，jueduiyangfengyinweidiyiming，zhengquesixiangwohenhaodezhixing，cuowusixiangwotingzhe，danluobuluoshineijiushiwomendeshiqingle。
shuyuyigeranglingdaoyouaiyouhendecunzai。
turan，waimianchuanlaicaozadeshengyin，gezhedayutingbutaiqing，yeliangdouniulianchaowaimiankanqu，shuzheerduozixideting。
“kuai，kuai，kuai，zhangqing，nikuaiquzhaonisanshupoguolai，kuaiqu，bieshalengzhezhanzhele，ganjinde。”jiaojideshengyingezheyuwuduanduanxuxudechuanlai。
“wa，ma，maya，womazadila？”
“nai，womazadila？shibushiyaosile？wawawa……”
laotaiyeyebuduizheitianfachoule，ganjinchaodaerwulihanleyishenger：“laodaxifuer，nikuaiqukankanzahuishier，genzheshenbashou。”
daerxiwanyingganjinyingleyisheng，tayeshitingdaoshengyinzhengwangwaizouni：“ai，diewoxianzaijiuguoqukankan，ninlaobiedanxin。”
daerbofengnianyezhanleqilai：“die，woyeguoqukankanfengmaojiazahuishier，ninlaojiubieguoqule，neililuanzheni。”zuoweixianrenzuzhang，sheijiayoushiertadouhuichutou。
daergendaerxifuganjindingzheyuchaogebizouqu，gebishitangxiongdifengmaojia，liangjiashangliangbeizidelaotaiyeshiqinxiongdi，tamenjiayougedaduziyunfu，kebieshizhangqingxifuerchuleshenmeshier。
liangkouzigandaogebideshihou，gebidedamenchangkaizhe，yuanzilidouluantaole，laotaitaiyinaodaibaodezhihuidaerziquzhaoren，haiyaoshibushiderangliangwawakudexiaozaizibizui，haixianqibugouluanshibushi？
“dimei，zheishizala，shizhangqingxifueryaoshengle？zheibushihaimeidaorizini？”tayaoshimeijicuo，zhangqingxifuerhaideyigeyuecainengshengni。
laotaitaikandaoguolaidesaozisonglekouqi，jializheijigedoubudingshier，kesuanyougerenguolaibangbashoule：“kebushimeidaorizini，zheibushizhangqingxifuerbuxiaoxinshuaile，zheiyanchouzhejiudesheng。”
“aiyou，zazheimebuxiaoxin，neiduzidoulaodale，shuaiyixiahailede，renzayangle？”wanyingyitingxinliyeshiyijin，zheiyanchouzheyaoshenglezahaijishuaile？
tamenzheilihaoshihao，shanqingshuixiude，jiushichuqudelukebuhaozou，yaoshirenzhendeyanzhongle，mashangsongquyiyuandoubugantang。
laotaitaiyaoyaotouyiliandechourong：“chouzhebutaihao，douchuxuele，chouzheherenni，zheikezazheng，yebuzhidaoxianzaisongquxianligantangbu？”
tamendaoshixiangsongquyiyuan，jiushibuzhidaoerxifunengbunengtingzhu，haiyaosanshenguolaijikanyiyan，caigandongdanerxifu。
wanyinghuitoujiaozijiananren：“laotouzi，niqujizhangshouyezhaolai，haishideyoudafugegenqianerfangxin。”