穿越后我绑定的系统满嘴胡话
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第一章展开说说
wochuanyuedaoxiuxianjiedediwunian，xitongshanshanlaichi。
tashuowoshiyibenxiuxiandanvzhuzhongshengwenliyinweibuduanzuoyao，shengmu，zuihoubeinvzhuyijianchuanxingepidebailianhuashengmumeimei！
neishiwozhengzaishanxiachulishouchaoderenwu，mianqianshihaohaodangdangchaowobenlaidedemoshouqun。
wochouchuzhangjian，yiwufanguchongjinmoshouqun，yijianchuanyige。
xianxuecongwodeyanqianhuaguo，jianzaiwochunbaisedeyipaoshang。
fengyongerzhidemoshouqunshunjianxiaoshileyiban，shengxiadeyibanchajuedaoweixiandexunxi，sisanertao。
wohunshenyuxue，fujianerli，jingdailezhengzaiwonaohaizhongkankanertanchongwojiangshujuqingdexitong。
白莲花圣母！
什么？
是在说我嘛？
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xitongzhaoguolaideshihou，wozhengdaizheshimendeshidishimeimenxiashanchulishouchaodongluan。
zhengshishendongshijie，yinweiqueshaoshiwu，xuduomoshouchengqunjieduidechulaixunzhaoshiwu，yinfadaguimodeshouchao。
ershoudaoshouchaoyingxiangzuidade，shoudangqichongdejiushishanmaifujinderenjia。
meinianzheigeshihou，wodeshimendouhuifabuqinglishouchaoderenwu。
今年也不例外。
jiuzaiganggang，wochulileyiboxiaoguimodeshouchao。
suishuoxianzaiguimobuda，danshibuchujiri，jiuhuihuijuchenggengdagengyoupohuailidedaxingshouchao，zaochenggengdadepohuai。
wofujianerli，kanzheshidishimeimenqinqinkenkendeyongsichukuitaodemoshoulianshou，luchulexinweidexiaorong。
shidishimeimendouhenshangjin，wohenxinwei。
jiuzaiwoxinweideshihou，wochajuedaowodeshihailisihuduoleshenme。
xiayimiaowodeshihailichuanchuyidaojiqiedeshengyin。
【suzhu！bengrenshelea！】
wozhoulezhoumei，zheigebumingdongxi，zenmeneimexiangwoqianshikandexitongwenlidexitong？
xiangdaozheili，wozaishihailishitandao。
“系统？”
【ga？suzhunizenmezhidaowoshixitong！！！】
wodangranzhidao，bijingwoshichuanyuelaide，haishitaichuan。
danshixitonghenmingxianbuzhidao，yikanjiubushishenmezhengjingdehaotong。
guobuqiranxiayimiao，xitongdefayanjiuyinzhenglewodexiangfa。
【zenmezhidaodebuzhongyao，zhongyaodeshisuzhunizenmebengrenshelea！】
我再次皱眉。
wohaohaodeyigeren，wojiushiwo，zenmejiubengrenshele？
“什么人设？”
【jiushijubenliderenshewa！】
【aoduilewangleziwojieshaole，woshibailianhuabanyanxitong677，lushangyoudianshilaiwanledian，biejieyibiejieyi，rangwolaixiankankanjuqingdaonale......】
【waqu！juqingkaishiyijingwunianle！wobujiushishuiguotoulema，zenmewunianguoqule...】
meizailihuizheigebukaopudexitong，wodongshendaoneixieqinqinkenkenshamoshoushidishimeimendeshenbian，kaishizhidaoqishidishimeimendedongzuo。
zenmeyangshamoshouzuigaoxiao，zenmeyangxiashougengshengliqingsong。
shidishimeimenjiandaoshijiepaixiaoketangkaikelefenfencouguolaigezizhaohaoweizhi，kaishiweiguanwodejiaoxue。
“mozhushou，baozaoyinu，lidawuqiong，yishenpimaogengshidaoqiangburu...”
woyijiaocaizheyizhimozhushou，yibianzhanshimozhushoudetexing。
“dashijie！wozhidaowozhidao！taderuodianzaitadeyanjing！chuotadeyanjing！”
yigexiaoshimeitiaochulaijijihuiying。
woxinweidiantou，neishiwozuixihuandexueshengyeshiwozuicaoxindexuesheng--lingle。
“对，也不对。”
“woqiewenni，chuowanzhihouni？”
“书上没说呀！”
neigexiaoshimeizhengzhedadadeyanjing，ruizhiyouqingchun。
“ganggangshuole，zheigewuzhongbaozaoyinu，nishangtayizhiyanjing，tadinghuibaonu，yishenshiligengshihuifanbeizengzhangdijiehaihao，ruoshiyunitongjieni？”
“keshishushangshuomoshouzhubaonuzhihou，huibeizijiqiside。”
“neiyezhishigailvxingwenti，xiulianzhilujiankuqienan，ruhenengbashenjiaxingmingjituozaigailvshang！”
woshengqideqiaoleqiaolingledenaodai。
“shenmeshujiaode，wokankan！”
linglecongzijidechuwujiezhilitaoatao，mochuleyibenzhanxindelanpishu。
“就这本！”
linglexianbaosidexianjiwo。
wojieguoshu，rumudediyiyan，jiushishangmianxiezhelongfeifengwudeneijigedazi。
gegewuzhongsiwangdenzhongliqifangshi。
署名，招财进宝。
he，zheimingziyikanjiubuzhengjing。
wodakailelinglesuoshuodemozhushoubaonuhuibeiqisideneiyiye，renzhenfankanqilai。
第一行。
mozhushou，baozaoyinudewuzhong，zheimeaishengqi，wohenhaoqi，tamenhuibuhuibeizijiqisi？yushiwokaishilewodeshiyan。
wozhualaiyizhimozhushou，chuoxialetadeliangzhiyanjing，meitianguanchatadeqingkuang，tahennulidehuoleyitian，yanxialezijidezuihoudeyikouqi。
youchiyouheyoudizhu，tahaibazijiqisile，zhenqiguai。
danshiwohaishihenrenzhendejixialetasiwangqianqingxubodongdelinjiezhi。
zheigewuzhongqingxubodongrucimingxian，ruguozaitamenbaonuqian，jitamenshiyong**qingxudedongxini？zaichuoxiatamendeyanjing，tamenhuibuhuigengkuaidebeiqisi？younengfoudaguimoshiyong？ciwentiyoudaishiyan（xiayiqibuchong）
xiezheigezheishuderen，meiyigewentidouhentiaotuo，yehentianmaxingkong。
guoranwulunzaina，douyoudushuyuzijishijiedexianyanbao。
danshibukefouren，tazheilishuodeyixiehua，yebusuanxiashuo。
wochouleyiyanlingle，tayanbabadechouzhewo...shoulideshu。
“jinijini，wohainengqianglenideshubucheng！”
“hennanmaide......”
玲乐委屈巴巴。
“wokanlenishuodewentile，renjiamingmingshuoyaoyitiandeshijian，erqieshibuwanquanshuju！”
“haomahaoma！wocuoleshijie！”
“xianzaiwojiaoni，ruhejiangmozhushouyijibiming。”
“doukanhaolezhijiaozheiyici！”
woshenjiaochuailechuaiwojiaoxiadeneizhimozhushou，haowufanying。
yijingyoushidishimeizaiyipangtouxiaole。
zhendeshi，zaobusiwanbusipianpianzaiwoyaoshiyandeshihouqisile。
“meiguanxi，qisileyebudanwuwoyanshi。”
我默默拔出剑。
“dajiakanhaole，zheigeweizhi，congyanjingzhajinqu，congzheigejiaodushenru，guanchuan。”
woehenhendezhajinqu，mozhushoufachuxiangcheyunxiaodehoujiao。
“zheigeweizhi，keyizhijieguanchuanmozhushoudedanao，dadaoyijibimingdexiaoguo。”
“dajiakan，fangbushengfang，zheihaishiyizhihuizhuangsidemozhushou！”
“suoyidajiajishamoshoudeshihouyidingyaozhuyizheiyidian，buyaotiqiansongxie。”
woneililuodedongzuo，ranggangganglvshunjuqingdexitongfachujianruibaoming。
【suzhu！niyoubengrenshele！zheigeshihounibuyinggaiyingyingyingdeduozaidajiashenhouqiubaohuma！】
tingjianshihailidexitongyoukaishinaole，wozhufushidishimeimenzaizheifujinzhaomoshoulianshouhou，zhaodaoyigeshiyelianghaodeshumu，feishenershang。
shanglaihou，wozuoxia，yishuxiuxi，shenzhanshenshikanhushidishimeimen，fangzhitamenfashengweixian，yefangbianwokuaisuzhiyuan。
chulihaozheixiehou，shundaofanwenneigexitong。
“所以？”
【suzhuniyinggaianzhaoniderenshezou！】
“wojiushiwo，wopingshenmeyaotingnidehuazounineishenmesuoweiderenshe！”
【buanrenshelai，juqingjiubengleya！】
“juqingbengleguanwopishi？”
【danshizuihouxuyaonvzhujiushidea！】
“neiniquzhaonvzhuzhao**ma？”
【yinweinishinvzhujiushizuizhongyaodeyihuan】
“tajiushiyouguanwopishi？”
【suzhuninengbunengbieyikouyigeguanwopishi，zhendehenbengrenshe...】
xitongweiqudanshixitongbushuo。
“woleyi，niguanwo？”
【danshisannianhouzheigeshijieweiji，womendoudesi！】
“展开说说？”