《女友泼我一身粪水后追悔莫及》 小说介绍
zuozhe“mimi”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin,doushixiaoshuo《nvyoupowoyishenfenshuihouzhuihuimoji》,jiangshuzhujiaochenyangsuqingroudeaiqinggushi,zuozhewenbibusu,renwuhejuqingshedingfeichangyouxinyi,zhideyidu!wushanjianjuqingmiaoshu:“zaishuole,woxianzaizaigennishuoxuedijiaruwomenduiwudeshiqing,nizaijiaomingdanshangquzhiqian,jidebaayangdemingzijiashang。”……
《女友泼我一身粪水后追悔莫及》 1 免费试读
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zhiyinwodangzhongzhichuchenyangjiqirenchengxushejishangdeloudong,jiubeitaguyisuojinlecesuogejian。
“xuezhangzheishibeinvpengyoulvlema?shuohuazheimechong!”
suihou,tayoutaochushouji,weiweiququdeduidianhuaneitouderenshuo:
“xuejie,yougexuezhangzhangzhezijizilishenjiuqifuwo,yidingyaoweiwochutoua!”
henkuai,cesuowaichuanlailegaogenxiedeshengyin。
jinjiezhe,yitongchouhonghongdezangshuigezheyidaomenbanzishangerxiadejiaolexialai。
“zhangzhexuezhangdeshenfenjiuqifuxuedi,nijuedezijihenniuma?likejiwonanpengyoudaoqian,fouzewojiurangnichangchangfenshuijiaoshendeziwei!”
tingdaozheigeshengyin,wodunshilengle。
yinweishengyindezhurenzaoshanghaijiwofayuyin,shuotachaoaiwode!
......
ruguobushibaojieayijishigandao,wokenengzhendehuibeizijidenvpengyoupoleyishendefenshui。
keyuxianzaidemanshenlangbeixiangbi,gengrangwonanyijieshoudesuqingrougangcaidehua。
wozhengxiangquzhaosuqingrouwengeqingchu,quezailoutijiantingdaolejirendexixiaosheng:
“suxuejiejiushiweiwubaqi,weilejiyanggechuqi,lianzijidenanpengyoudounengxiacihenshou!”
“zhiguaineibaojielaidetaibushishihoule,buranzhenxiangyongfenshuipolinxiaoyuyishen,shengdetazhangzhedaoshidexihuan,meitianzaiwomenmianqianbaichuyifugaorenyidengdezitai。”
“duile,suxuejie,nidasuanshenmeshihougongkaigenlinxiaoyutanpaia?”
suqingrouyonglandeshengyinxiangqi:
“dengzheicijiqirendasaihouba,wohaidekaozhetanaxiabisaideguanjun,congernadaojinrumgongsideofferni!”
立刻就有人附和道:
“suxuejierenzheexingentazaiyiqi,buwujinqiyongzenmenengxing!”
苏晴柔冷哼了一声:
“yaobushikantazaichengxushejishangdequehenlihai,yougentiangouyiyangbazhewo,woliangentashuoyijuhuadeyuwangdoumeiyou!”
“ayangcaishiwodezhenai,dengwojinrumgongsihou,zhenghaobangayangpulu,haorangtamingnianyekeyishunlijinlai。”
suqingroudehuarangwohunshenyijiang,xingengshixiangbeiyishuangwuxingdedashousisiniezhu,tongdewonanyihuxi。
dayidiyiyanjiandaosuqingroushi,wojiuwufazibadexihuanshangleta。
zhidaoxuexiaoyaozuzhiduiwucanjiaquanguodaxueshengjiqirenshejidasai,tacaiturandayinglewodezhuiqiu。
woyiweishiwodezhenxinzhongyudadongleta,meixiangdaotajingranshiweilerangwoxinganqingyuanyiqizudui,bangtaduoguan!
woyuanbenshiyouzijideduiwude。
jiushiweilesuqingrou,wocaicongzijiyuanbendeduiwuzhongtuilechulai。
“duilesuxuejie,wojinizhunbeidebianshengqinizenmemeiyong?nibupalinxiaoyutingchunideshengyinma?”
suqingroudeshengyintingshangquyeyouxieaonao:
“wolaidetaizheji,yixiaziwangjinale。”
“buguomeiguanxi,fanzhengtameikanjianwo!”
“zaishuolinxiaoyubuguoshiwodeyitiaotiangou,wozenmeganzhiyiwodehuani!”
tingdaotaxinshidandandehua,wozhijuedekexiaozhiji。
guoranbeipianaidedouyoushiwukong。
zheishi,loutijianchuanlaileshangloudejiaobusheng。
jinjiezheshisuqingrouwenrouchongnideshengyin:
“ayang,woganggangbangnichuqile,niyoumeiyoukaixindian?”
chenyangyuyuedeshengyinxiangqi:
“dangrangaoxingle,xiexiexuejieweiwochuqi,zhishiruguolinxuezhangzhidaole,tahuibuhuishengxuejiedeqi?”
“wozhiyaonikaixin,cailandeguantashengbushengqini?”
shuodaozhei,suqingrouchixiaoyisheng:
“erqietakezhuilewojiangjinsinian,tacaimeidanzigenwoshengqi。”
chenyangxiaole,zhijieyibabaozhulesuqingroudegebo:
“xuejieduiwozhenhao,yihouwoyehuihaohaoduixuejiede。”
“duile,xuejie,woyexiangjiarunimendebisaiduiwu,keyima?”
suqingroudunleyixia,xiandeyouxieyouyu:
“keshibisaiderenshujibenyijingquedingle,xianzaijiarenhuibuhuibutaihao。”
“zuizhongmingdanbushihaimeiyoushangbaojixuexiaoma?wojiushixiangyizhigennizaiyiqi,ranhoushunbianhunyidianxuefen。”
“xuejie,nijiudayingwoba,haobuhao?”
suqingrouwufajujuechenyangdesajiao,zuizhonghaishidiantoutongyile。
“ayang,wohuizaiwomennadaoguanjundeneiyike,zhengshigongkaiwomendeguanxi!”
zheiyike,wolianchongshangquzhiwentadeyuwangdoumeiyoule。
zaitayanli,wobuguoshitahechenyangdeyikuaitajiaoshi,yongwanjidiu。
bilebiyan,wozhuanshenquledaoshidebangongshi。
daoshiyikanjianwo,shuangyanyiliang:
“linxiaoyu,nilaidezhenghao,wozhenghaoyeyaozhaoni。”
“guanyujiqirendasaideduiwu,wojuedenihaishiyaoshenzhongkaolvyixia!”
“woketingshuozheiyicibisai,qitagaoxiaopaichudeduiwudoutebieqiang,nikeqianwanbunengqingdia!”
“nizhiqiangenyelinhezuodeneimehao,nimenlianggeyiqiduoguandejilvcaihuidadazengjia,ni......“
wozhijiedaduandaoshidehua:
“buyongkaolvle,woyijingjuedinghuiguiyuanlaideduiwu,genyelinyiqizudui。”
“真的?”
daoshideyuqiliquanshijingxi。
我用力的点了点头。
zheiyici,wohuijiangsuqingrouwanwanquanquandecongwodexinlibachu!
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jiranbudasuanzaigensuqingrouzudui,woziranyaobahuagentashuoqingchu。
keshiwojitadadianhuafaxiaoxitadoumeiyoulihui。
wunai,wozhinenglaishiyanshikankan。
guorankandaotabeichenyangyazaishenxia,liangrenwendenanshenanfen。
ruguobushichanghebuheshi,tamenhuoxudounengzhijieshangyanxianzhijixiaodianying。
jiranxiadingjuexinyaogensuqingroufenkai,woyebuxiangyinweizheixiebukandeshigentazhengbianshenme。
suoyiwohaoxindeguyinongchulexiexushengxiang,ranhouzaiqiaoleqiaoshiyanshidemen。
tingdaoshengyindeliangrenxunsufenkai。
kandaomenkouzhanzhedewoshi,suqingrounandeyouxiehuangluandezhenglileyixialingluandeyiling,ranhouzhengyanshuoxiahuadao:
“woganggangzaigenchenyangxueditantaoyixiejiqirenshejifangmiandewenti。”
kanzhetabeiqinzhongdehongchun,wozaixinlilengxiaolianlian,mianshangquezhishidandan“ng”leyisheng。
jianwomeiyoujixuzhuiwen,tasonglekouqi,ranhoucaidao:
“xiaoyu,xuediyeshijisuanjizhuanyede,nenglihenbucuo,jiurangtayejiaruwodeduiwuba。”
chenyangxianshitiaoxindekanlewoyiyan,suihouyouhuifuchengqianxundemoyang。
“linxuezhang,womenzaijiqirenjiaoliudahuishangjianguo,buzhinishifouhaijidewo?”
我点点头:
“dangranjide,bijingwozhangzheimeda,haishidiyicibeirenguanzaicesuoli。”
chenyanglimaweiqubabadeshuodao:
“xuezhangniwuhuiwole,bushiwozuode。”
jianzhuang,suqingroudangzaichenyangshenqian,yilianbuyuedekanzhewo:
“linxiaoyu,nimeiyouzhengjujiubuyaosuibianwumiebieren,zheiyangzhendehenmeipin,wohenbuxihuan。”
“zaishuole,woxianzaizaigennishuoxuedijiaruwomenduiwudeshiqing,nizaijiaomingdanshangquzhiqian,jidebaayangdemingzijiashang。”
wowusuoweidesonglesongjian:
“nishiduizhang,mingdannizijijiaoshangqujiuhao。”
jianworucishuangkuaidedaying,tamanyidedianlediantou。
“neixing,mingdandeshiqingjiujiaojiwolainong。”
“duile,nishiwomenduiwudejishudandang,jishuxiangguandeshidouyaonilaicaoxin,suoyiwoxianglexiang,haishijuedingjiangfuduizhangdeweizhijiaojixuedi,nizhiyaoanxinshejijiqirendechengxujiuhao。”
陈杨也适时开口:
“xuezhangfangxin,wohuibangzhuxuejieyiqiguanlihaowomenduiwude。”
“dangran,ruguoxuezhangxinlijuedebushufu,woyekeyibuzuofuduizhang。”
chenyangyituiweijinzheizhaoyongdezhenmiao,suqingrouwenyanguoranyouyaoduiwoshuoxieshenme。
zhishiwomeijitakaikoudejihui,qiangxianshuodao:
“wohaidanxinwolikaihoufuduizhangdeweizhimeirenni?jiranduizhangzaoyouanpai,neiwojiuchedifangxinle。”
苏晴柔立马皱眉:
“nizheihuashenmeyisi?shenmejiaonilikaihou?”
wokanzheta,yiziyijudao:
“wobudasuangennizuduile,haiyou,womenfenshouba。”
苏晴柔惊叫出声:
“linxiaoyu,nifengleba!nizhidaonizaishuoshenmema?”
“bujiushichenidefuduizhangma?wozheiyeshiweilenihewomenduiwukaolv,nizhiyunatuichuduiwuhefenshouyaoxiewoma?”
陈杨也立马道:
“xuezhang,nishiyinweiwocaishengxuejiedeqima?woshuole,wobudangfuduizhangyemeiguanxide,nimenqianwanbieyinweiwochaojiaa!”
“sheidangfuduizhangwoyidianyebuguanxin,wojintianlaizhaonijiushiweileshuozheigeshierde。”
“suqingrou,woyijingzhongxinzhaohaoleduiwu,zhenghaonishenbianyijingyoulexuedi,yinggaiyebuxuyaowole。”
shuowan,wozhijiezhuanshenjiuzou。
kemeizoujibu,wohounaojiubeiyibenshuzhongzhongzaleyixia。
woyouxiefennudezhuanguoshen。
suqingroubaozheshuangbei,yandimanshiduiwodebuxiehechaofeng:
“linxiaoyu,chenwozhenzhengfahuozhiqian,nizuihaozhudonggenwodaoqian,buranjiusuandaoshihouguizaidishangqiuwo,woyebuhuizaiyuanliangnile!”
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zicongneitiangensuxueqingbuhuanersanhou,wofaxiantachuxianzaiwomianqiandepinlvbiguoqudesiniandouduo。
zhishimeiyicichuxian,tadeshenbiandougenzhechenyang。
bujinruci,tahaihuiguyidangzhewodemiangenchenyangzuoyixieqinmijudong。
duici,wodouzhishiyixiaoerguo。
xuexiaoweilegongpingqijian,huixianzaixiaoneijuxingyichangbisai。
huoshengdeneiyizhiduiwucaihuidaibiaoxuexiaocanjiaquanguosai。
suoyizheiduanshijian,xuexiaojiqirenshiyanshijibendouhuibeibisaiduiwuzhanling。
zheitian,woheyelinyuehaoleyiqiqushiyanshitantaochengxushejidefangxiang。
dangwoluguosuqingrouhechenyangdeshiyanshishi,jiutingdaochuanlaizhongrendejinghusheng:
“suxuejiebukuishiwomenjisuanjixidexihuajiancainv,zheimefuzadechengxudounenggaoding。”
“chenyanghesuxuejietaimoqile,nimenlianghezuo,kendingnengdaibiaoxuexiaoqucanjiaquanguosaide。”
“nimenbuhuihaibuzhidaoba,womensuxuejiehechenyangqishishiqingmeizhumani!zaiyiqihaoduonianle!”
青梅竹马?
在一起很多年?
suoyisuqingroucongshizhizhongdoushizailiyongwoduitadeganqing!
wozhijuedezijidangchuzhenshixialeyan,jingranhuixihuanshangzheizhongnvren。
chenyangyanjiandefaxianlewozhengzhanzaimenwai,limadashenghandao:
“linxuezhang,nishilaizhaoxuejiedema?”
suqingroudandandepielewoyiyan,chixiaodao:
“wojiushuomouxierenyidinghuihouhuiba!zheicaiyingqilejitian,jiudasuanlaiguidiqiuyuanliangle?”
“zhikexi,wojingzhaodaolezuihaodedadang。”
陈杨腼腆一笑:
“woyejuedexuejieshizuihaodedadang。”
shiyanshiqitarenyehaoqidekanxiangwo:
“zheijiushilinxiaoyuxuezhang?zhangdehaimanshuaide,woketingshuotazhuilesuxuejiehaoduonianni!”
“zhangdeshuaiyoushenmeyong?haibushitiangouyitiao!suxuejiekeyidiandoubuxihuanta。”
“tingshuotakeshidiannaoshejifangmiandetiancai,yaoshisuxuejienenggentahezuo,duoguandejilvkehuidadazengjia。”
tingzhezhongrendeyilunsheng,chenyangdeyandishanguoyisiyinchen,danhenkuaibianxiaoshibujianle。
taguzuoshanjierenyideduisuqingroushuo:
“xuejie,juranxuezhangdouzhudonglaizhaonile,nimengancuichenzheigejihuihehaoba,yaoshixuezhangzhendejieyiwodecunzai,woyekeyituichuduiwu。”
suqingrouxiangdoumeixiang,zhijiejujuedao:
“niweishenmeyaotui?zuocuodeshiderenyoubushini。”
shuowan,tayoukanxiangwo,yuqibingleng:
“linxiaoyu,nihaijidewoneitianduinishuoguodehuama?xiangyaowoyuanliangniyekeyi,nibixuguizhegenwohexuedidaoqian。”
“haiyou,yaoshiyourenwenqi,nibixushuonideshejichengxushigenxuediyiqiwanchengde。”
wobeisuqingroudehuazhijiedouxiaole。
tingchulewoxiaoshenglidefengci,suqingroudelianlikeheile。
“你笑什么?”
“woxiaonijianzhijiuzaichirenshuomeng!haiyou,zuocuoshiderenyoubushiwo,woweishenmeyaodaoqian?”
yaozhenshuodaoqian,tamenlianheqilaijiangwosuozaiguancesuogejian,haijiwoshenshangpozangshui,tamenshibushigengyinggaixiangwodaoqian。
yanjianwohesuqingrouzhijiandeqifenyuelaiyuejinzhang,chenyanghaoxinquanweidao:
“doushiwodecuo,nimenbiechaolehaobuhao?”
“xuezhang,buguanzenmeshuo,xuejieyeshinvhaizi,nibunengdangzhezheimeduoxuedixuemeidemiangentachaojia,laigenxuejiedaogeqian,zheigeshijiusuanshiguoqule。”
yibianshuo,tahaiyibianshenchushouxiangyaolawo。
wobunaifandehuikaitadeshou。
kemingmingmeiyongduodaliqi,taquechenshiwanghouyang,zhenggerendiedaoleyipangdezhuozishang。
tabukesiyidikanzhewo:
“linxuezhang,nizaizenmeshengqiyebunengdongshoudawoa!”
xiayimiao,yigejianyingdejinshuguangpanzhizhidezaxiangwodenaomen。
shifaturan,wogenbenlaibujibikai,naomenzhijiebeiguangpanfenglidelengjiaohuachuyidaoxuekou。
suqingroufennudezhizhewodahandao:
“yaoshixuediyoushenmeshi,wogennimeiwan!”
qitarenyedoumianmianxiangqudekanzhewo。
womeiyoubianjieshenme,zhishishenshendekanleyiyansuqingrouhouzhuanshenlikai。
4、
woyiweishiqingfazhandaozheiyibu,woyiweiwotuichuzuduideshiqingyijinggensuqingroudadaolegongshi。
kewomeixiangdao,tajingranhaitianbuzhichidejiangwodemingzibaoleshangqu。
suoyidangdaoshizhaodaowowenwodeqingkuangshi,wozhendeyouxiekuxiaobude。
“laoshi,nifangxin,wodedadangshiyelin,suqingrouyinggaishiwangjijiangwodemingzishanchule。”
yelinyezaiyipangbangwojieshi。
zaicizhiqian,woyecengheyelinyiqihezuoguoliangci。
zhishineiliangcishijianxiangchudeshijiandoubijiaoduan,zaijiashangtayebujingchangzaixuexiao,suoyiwogentayebusuantebieshuxi。
zheiyiciwomenxiangchudeshijianduole,wofaxiantabujinnenglichuse,renyeqianxun,shuohuayehenwenrou。
gentayiqihezuozhendehenshufu。
woheyelinyiqitaolundaohenwancaicongshiyanshichulai。
meichengxiangjingranzainanshengqinshilouxiapengdaolesongchenyanghuiqinshidesuqingrou。
takanjianwo,lianshangmanshibuyue:
“zheijitianniweishenmemeiyoulaishiyanshi?nizhibuzhidaohaiyousantianjiuyaobisaile,nidechengxuxiedezenmeyangle?”
tingtashuohuadeyuqi,kanlaitashizhongbuxiangxinwoyijingbugentazuduideshishi。
woyelandegentajieshile,zhishidiandiantou:
“写的差不多了。”
tingdaowozheimeshuo,tadeliansecaihuanhelebushao。
chenyangxiangshixuanyaoside,guyidangzhewodemianwanzhulesuqingroudegebo:
“xuejie,wozaojiugennishuolebuyongdanxin,xuezhangbushineimemeiyoufencunderen。”
“jiusuantazaichicu,yebukenenghuinabisaizheimezhongyaodeshiqingkaiwanxiaode。”
suqingroubingmeiyoushouhuizijidegebo,fanerhaiduichenyangwenroudexiaolexiao。
suihou,tazaicikanxiangwo,yanzhongdexiaoyimingxiandanlejifen:
“nidechengxushumingshangjidejiashangxuedidemingzi。”
“nifangxin,dengwomenshunlinadaoguanjunhou,wohuigaosusuoyourennishiwodenanpengyou,zheiyangzongkeyileba!”
tingdaozheihua,woyaranyixiao。
她真的当我眼瞎吗?
yidiandoukanbuchulaitahechenyangzhijiandeaimeiheqinmi。
haishishuotajuedewoaitaaidaoyijingshiqulizhishiquziwole。
shidaorujin,wohaihuiyinweitafuyandejijuhuanghuaxinganqingyuandexishengziji,chengquantamen。
wojiandande“ng”leyishenghoujiujinlesushedalou。
houtiandebisai,jiushitamengxingdeshike。
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yinweishixiaoneibisaidechuxuan,suoyizheiyicibingbuxuyaowomenzuochushitijiqiren,zhixuyaojiangjiqirendeguanjianchengxuxiehaojike。
suqingrouzaidezhiwoyijingxiehaochengxuhou,bianshifenfangxindechenzhezhoumopeichenyangyiqiqujiaoquluyingle。
zaizuihouzheisantianli,tashenzhidoumeiyourangwonachuchengxujitakanyiyan。
yizhidaobisaideneitianzaoshang,tacaixiangqilaiyaolianxiwo。
ranerwoyinweiqianyitianwanshanggenyelintaolundaohenwan,wangjijishoujichongdianle,suoyigenbenmeiyoujiedaotadedianhuaheduanxin。
zhidaobisaikaishiqianbangexiaoshi,wocaijiangshoujichonghaodian。
wodakaishoujideneiyishunjian,wushutiaoweijiedianhuaheweiduduanxinxiangxielehongdehongshuiyiyangfengkuangyongruwodeshoujizhong。
jihuquandoushilaizisuqingroude。
yikaishi,tadeyuqihaishineimedegaogaozaishang,shengqilingren:
“womenjiudianzhijiezaibisaihuichangjian,jieshaochengxudeshihounijideshuoxuedidemingzi。”
bangexiaoshihou,woyijiumeiyouhuixiaoxi,tajiukaishifengkuangjiwodadianhua。
faxiandianhuadabutong,tajiukaiqilefennupaoxiaomoshi:
“linxiaoyu,nisinaqule?dianhuabujiexiaoxibuhui,nidaodijigeyisi!”
“nibuhuihaizaishengqiba,wojiumeijianguonizheimexiaodujichangdenanren,wogaosuni,jintiankeshibisaidezhongyaorizi,nikebiegenwozhengshenmeyaoezi!”
“wojinisanfenzhongdeshijian,yaoshisanfenzhongneinihaibuhuixiaoxi,womenjiuzhendejieshule。”
keshitayizhidengdaobadianduo,wozheibianyijiuyidiandongjingdoumeiyou。
zheiyici,tazhendekaishizhejile,yuqilishenzhidoudaishanglejifenaiqiu:
“xiaoyu,nibiekaiwanxiaolexingbuxing?niyaozhenyoushenmebuman,womenyekeyibisaijieshuyihouzaishuoa!”
“niyaoshibuxiangjiaxuedidemingziyemeiguanxi,zhiyaonihuiwoyixiaxiaoxi。”
“nidaodiqunale?jintiandebisainiyaoshibulai,nirangwozenmeban?qiuqiunile,xiaoyu,nijiewodianhuaba!”
zheihaishiwodiyicijiandaosuqingrouzaiwomianqianrucifangdizitai。
kanzhezheiyitiaotiaoduanxin,woshuobuchuxinlishishaziwei,zongzhijiushiweidangchuyiwangqingshendezijigandaobuzhi。
“nizaikanshenmeni?zheimerumi。”
jianbangturanbeirenqingqingdepaileyixia。
wozhuantouyikan,zhenghaoduishangleyelinneishuangxiaoyiyinyindeshuangmou。
wodexinlibuyoudegedengleyixia。
shuoshihua,yelinzhangdequeshiburusuqingrouneimemingmeizhangyang,keshitaqueyouyishuangwubiganjingchuncuideshuangmou。
kanshangyiyanbianhuirangrenbuyouzizhudeshenxianqizhong。
“linxiaoyu,nizenmeyoudingzhewofaqidailaile,shibushifaxianwoqishizhangdeyehenhaokana!”
tadeshouzaiwoyanqianhuilehui。
wozheicaimengdihuiguoshenlai,erjiangengshibuyouzizhudehongleyipian。
jiangshoujifanghuikudou,wolianmangzhuanyihuati:
“kuaidaoshijianle,womenganjinruchangba,jintiandejieshuoyaobunilai,bijingguanjiandifangdoushinishejichulaide。”
taquexiaohehededuiwoshuo:
“haishinilaiba,bijingruguomeiyouni,woyeshejibuchulai。”
wodexintiaozaiciyinweitadehuaerjiasu。
wogangxiangjixushuoxieshenme,shenhouqueturanchuanlaileyidaoshuxiquebaozaodenvsheng:
“林骁煜!”
tasihuweilezhaowo,jidemantoudahan。
jiulianpingshidalideyisibugoudefaxing,jinrikanquyexiandeyouxielingluan。
“niweishenmebuhuiwodedianhuaheduanxin,nizhibuzhidaowozhaoleniyizaoshang!”
sihuchajuedaowolianseyouxiebuhao,tashenhuxilejici,huanhelezijideyuqi:
“suanle,xianzaibushishuozheixieshideshihou,niganjingenwozou,zhengquzaibisaikaishiqian,nijiwohexuedijiangjieyixianideshejifangan。”
shuowan,tawanquanbujiwokaikoudejihui,zhijielazhewodeshoujiuwangchangguanlizouqu。
tadedongzuotaikuai,wodoulaibujifanying,jiuyijinglaidaoletadebisaixiweishang。
chenyangkanjianwo,xiaodemanliandeyi:
“wojiuzhidaoxuezhangbukenengzhendegenxuejieshengqide,xinkuxuezhangjiwojiangjieyixianideshejifangange,zheiyangwodenghuijieshuodeshihouxinliyeyoudi。”
wokanxiangsuqingroudefangxiang,chayitiaomei:
“你解说?”
suqingroudemuguangyouxieduoshan,danhaishiqiangxingkaikoujieshi:
“zheifanzhengzhishixiaoneidebisaieryi,xuedizhenghaokeyichenzheigejihuihaohaoduanlianniyixiazijideneng。”
“dengdaolezhengshidequanguodasaishang,jieshuodeweizhikendingshinide。”
wenyan,wochixiaoleyisheng。
bujiushixiangjiangwodelaodongchengguosongjichenyangma?
haizhenshinanweitanengxiangdaozheimeguanmiantanghuangdejieshile。
“nixiangrangsheijieshuowodouwusuowei,fanzhengwogennimenyoubushiyigezude。”
“你什么意思?”
“shenmeyisinizijikanba!”
shuozhe,wozhixiangleyipangdapingmushangdegecansaixiaozuderenyuanmingdan。
                
                                女友泼我一身粪水后追悔莫及