《错字合同》 小说介绍
lingyunzhishangde《cuozihetong》zheibenshuxiedehenhao!yuyanfengfu,henshizhidekan,linweiweilingyunqiaoshianshibenshudezhujiao,xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:diannaodunshisifenwulie,sunhuaidaolianxiubudeyudidoumeiyou。sizhouyipiansiji。qiaoshiancanbaizhelian,zhuazhewodeshou,yankuangfahongdedaoqiandao:……
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wozhishizhichuleqizixiaozhulifuzedehetongshangdeyigecuobiezi,bolixinxiaozhulibiankukutitishuozijizhihuijigongsituohoutui,chaozhenaozheyaolizhi。
yixianggongsifenmingdeqizizheiciqueweileanfuta,dangchangchelewodezhi:
「wozuitaoyandejiushinizheizhongbagerenqingxudaidaogongzuoshangderen,xiangfenxiangmudeqianzhishuo,hebigaoxiemoxuyoudecuowu。」
wenyan,woquemeizaijieshi,ershixiaozherencuo,yuanfengbudongdebahetongdilehuiqu。
jianworucipeihe,qizizheicaipingxinuhuo,xinmanyizudixiangwoxunuo。
「zheihaichabuduo,dengzheicihezuowanchengshixiancaifuziyou,wojiupeiniyiqihuanqiulvyoutiniyuanmeng。」
ketabuzhidaodeshi,tazaiyemeijihuilvyoule。
zheigecuobiezidehetongyidanqianding,dengdaitade,jianghuishitianjiapeichangheyibeizidelaoyuzhiku。
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jianwoneimetongkuaidituoxie,shencedetongshiyouxiejingya,renbuzhudiaokandao:
「nixiaozi,gongzuozheimeduonianle,zhongyuxuehuirenqingshigu,dongdeyuanhuale。」
wozhishikuxiaolesheng,buzhikefou。
tamenbuzhidaodeshi,wobushixuehuiyuanhuale,zhishixinsile。
wohelinweiweiyijingjiehunshinianle,ketashuobuxiangrangdajiazhidaowomendeshenfen,patongshimenchuanchuliuyanfeiyushuotapiantanlaogong。
weici,tabudanyinmanlewomendehunyinshishi,gengshiweilebixian,pingriliduiwojiqidekekehelengmo。
zheidaozhiquangongsideyuangongdouzhidaowobeilaobanzhendui,zongshiyouyiwuyidishuyuanwo。
danyeyoushanxindetongshikukoupoxinditixingwo,quanwozuibatianyidian,yaoxuehuiditou,yaoburanzongbeilaobanzhendui,gongzuodegandeduoyayia。
neishi,tingdaozheixiehuadewodouzhishiyixiaoerguo。
yinweiwozhidao,lengmozhishilinweiweideweizhuangse。
zaijiali,tahegongsilideyangziwanquanshipanruoliangren,buguangwenrourushui,daiwohaijihao。
cengjingwohenmanzuyuzheiyangdeshenghuo,yiweizheicaishizhenzhengdeaiqing。
kezhidaoxianzai,kandaotamingmuzhangdandipiantantadexiaozhuliqiaoshian,wocaimingbaizijiyouduokexiao。
也是。
tangruozhenzhengaiyigeren,zenmeshedetashoubandianweiqu?
napashitafanlecuo,buxizhiluweima,yeyaoweihutadezizun。
xiangdaozheili,wotaishoudaduanlinweiweiyaoweiwodaihuigongpaideshou:
「buyong,wozheijiushoushidongxizou。」
linweiweichechudeyisixiaorongjiangzaizuijiao,tazhengyaokaikouquanshuoshi。
beitahuzaishencedeqiaoshian,quelalelatadexiuzi:
「weiweijie,ziconglingyundangshangzongguanzhihou,zheiliangniangongsideyejiyizhizaixiajiang。」
「xianzaigengshizaigongsililabangjiepai,gaoxiaodongzuo,zheiyangderenyaoshiliuxialai,gongsichizaowandan。」
「woshuohuayoudianzhi,nibuyaoguaiwo。」
tacihuayishuo,dunshizhenggebangongquderendourenbuzhutaitoukanta,qizhongyebaokuowo。
laoyuangongdouzhidao,woshipeizhelinweiweichuangyezhijinde。
gongsichuqidechuangyezijinshiwolalaide,zuidadejiafangshiwotanxiade,shenzhijiulianzhenggegongsidedaxiaoshiwu,doushiwozaidali,linweiweibuguoguagemingeryi。
rujinqiaoshianshuochudezheifanhua,zheshirangrenxiaodiaodaya。
我看向林薇薇。
yiluzoulai,meirenbitagengqingchuwofuchuleshenme。
woyuanbenyiweitajiusuanzaizenmebuxiangzhewo,yegaidangzhongweiwozheigegongchenzhengming。
danlinweiweiqueweilehongtadexiaozhuli,meizheliangxindao:
「zenmehuini?nishiweilewohao,gongsijiuxihuannizheizhongshichengdeyuangong。」
「lingyunqueshinenglibuxing,moyuleshinian,gongsiyijingduitarenzhiyijinle,liutayebuguoshinianzaitashiyuanlaodefenshang。」
「rujintaxiangzou,neijiuzouhaole。」
wenyan,womeiyoufanbo,zhishichixiaoyisheng:
「nishuodedui,doushiwodanwulenimengongsidefazhan。」
zhenshiqingkuangshijinliangnianxingqingbuhao,daduoshugongsidoudaobile。
ergongsizaiwodeguanlixiazhishishouyishaolexie,haizaijixufazhanzhong,benshijianlihaideshi。
kezailinweiweidekouzhong,woquechenglegeyiwushichudefeiwu。
wohuluansaileliangxiadongxi,zhuanshenjiuzou。
qiaoshianjianzheichangjing,zhuangchuyifuhehuailemoyang,jiamojiayangguolaidaoqian:
「lingyunge,wozhishishihuashishuo,ruguoshanghaidaonidezizunle,wojinidaoqian。」
tashuozheshuozhe,biandongshouyaobangwoshoushidongxi。
tabudengwojujue,yibaduoguowoshoulidebijibendiannao,benzhuodiwangshubaolisai,queguyishouhuarangqishuaizaidishang。
wozhengyaowanyaoqujian,qiaoshianyouyibajiangwozhuangkai,shoumangjiaoluandezhijieyijiaocaizailepingmushang。
diannaodunshisifenwulie,sunhuaidaolianxiubudeyudidoumeiyou。
四周一片死寂。
qiaoshiancanbaizhelian,zhuazhewodeshou,yankuangfahongdedaoqiandao:
「duibuqi,wozhishixiangbangnieryi,bushiguyide。」
「zheiduoshaoqian,wojiusuanshizaguomaitieyehuipeijinide。」
还不等我开口。
linweiweijidetuilewoyiba,xintengdepengzheqiaoshiandeshoubeichuiqi:
「ganggangkedaozhuojiaobutengba。」
qiaoshianganggangbuxiaoxincengpodianpi,lianxuedoumeichu,linweiweijiujidehaoxiangshitadelezhongbingyiyangkuazhang。
fanguanwozheigeshouhaizheshenmehuadoumeiyoushuo,tajiujibukenaidezhuanshenhechi:
「nineipodiannaocaizhijigeqian,haihaideqiaoshianshoushangle,tabuzhaoniyaopeichangjiuhaole,nibiexiangetadeqian。」
qiaoshianchitongdiningzhemeitou,quandao:
「weiweijie,doushiwotaibenle,zenmenengranglinggejiwodaotieqianni?」
「wozheijiujitapeizui。」
林薇薇捧着他的脸:
「tadoubanihaichengzheiyangle,nizenmehaineimeshanlianga。」
shuozhe,linweiweiweilejianglitadechunpoxingge,dangchangjitadalewushiwan,haijitafangleyigeyuedebingjia。
tongshimenfenfenxianmudekuatamenzhentianmi。
erwozhishikanzhezheibeipohuaidediannao,meishuohua。
zheidiannaoshiwoshengrineitian,linweiweisongwodeliwu,haishidazhejiangjiacaiyuanyimaide。
kejibianruci,wohaishijuedehenxingfu,gengshiduidiannaoaixibuyi,yitianyaocashisiwubian,conglaiburangbierenpengsihao。
danrujinzaiyiduibi,quexiandegewaikexiao。
duiwoqiadaohaochudishishe,quelianqiaoshiandeyigelingtoudoumeiyou。
wojiangpodiannaohewoduilinweiweideganqing,yitongdiujinlajitong,niutoujiuzou。
linweiweitiaozhemeitou,kuaibugenleshanglai。
zaimeirendejiaoluoli,talazhewodegebo,xiaoshengdijieshidao:
「nibiewangxinliqu,wozheimezuodoushiweilegongsihao,fanzhengzhuandeqiandoushiwomenfuqide,daoshihouwoduojinixielinghuaqianhua。」
wenyan,wozhishixiaolexiao,shenmedoumeishuo。
tahaibuzhidaoni,tamashangjiuyaokuidedichaotianle,erwoyeyaogentalihunle。
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linweiweizhengyaohewoshuoxieshenme。
shenhou,qiaoshianlinzhelinweiweidebaoxiaopaoguolai:
「zoulejie,cheziyijingdaole。」
linweiweishuliandejieguobao,hudexiangqishenme,kanxianglewo:
「jintianwoyaojucan,niyaogenzheyiqiquma?」
yiqianwomenweilebixian,tadejucanwoshimeizigecanjiade。
danqiaoshianganglaigongsi,linweiweijiudaizhetasichufei,gezhongjiujujuhui,congbuluoxia。
zheici,tadagaishijuedewodongshile,teyijiwodejiangli。
huanzuoyiwang,woyidinghuikaixindefafeng。
ranhouzaijitamaishuhua,henhenzaitadepengyoumianqianxuanshi**。
kexianzai,wojuedetingmeiyiside。
woqiuerbudedepianai,queshiqiaoshianderichang。
我刚要开口拒绝。
qiaoshianqueshengpawohuitongyi,qiangxianyibukaikoudao:
「zaoshuoniyeyaolai,wojiuduodianyifencanle,zheixialiangshaolebugouchi。」
「buguomeiguanxi,nilaiba,wonianqingbupae,wobuchijiushile。」
mingmingzhishitianfuwankuaideshiqing,quebeitashuochenghenyanzhongdeshiyiyang。
kepianpianlinweiweihaishixiangzheta。
linweiweizhishijiujielehui,bianjiwozhuanleyiqiankuaiqian,rangwozijiquchi,taxiacizaidaiwocanjia。
wozhishipieleyiyan,bingmeiyouling。
linweiweiquejuedeyijinganfuhaole,genwoshuoleshengbaibai,lazheqiaoshianyoushuoyouxiaodeshangleche。
womeiqukantamen,zijidalechehuijia。
shuodadefangzi,lenglengqingqingde,yidianshenghuoqixidoumeiyou。
wocaigangfangxiadongxi,qiaoshianjiujiwofalailexiaoxi:
「meinvlaobanxintengwotongqintailei,zhuanmenjiwomaidegongsifujindefangzi,haijingxinbuzhile,haoai!」
我点开视频一看。
neigefangzizuoluoyushizhongxin,sanbaiduopingdedapingceng。
jiajubuzhidehenwenxin,tuoxie、yashua、beizidengshenghuoyongpindoushianqinglvkuanmaide,shenzhiyijiashanghaiguamanlelinweiweibeidebaobao。
怪不得。
nvshengdedongxiyibanhuibijiaoduo,danjialilinweiweiquebuwangjialitianzhidongxi。
woyiweitazhishiwuyudi,quemeixiangdaotazhishizaibiechuyougejia。
gangkanwan,qiaoshianjiuyoufaleyitiaoxiaoxi:
「buhaoyisi,wofacuole,xianzaichehuibulele。」
kanzhetazheiyouzhidejudong,wozhijuedegaoxiao。
quangongsijiutayigerenzhidaowohelinweiweideguanxi,weici,tameishaominglianlidegenwojiaojing。
zheiciyouxiangtiaoqishiduan,danwomeixianxinpeitawanle。
wowushiletafalaidedaoqianxiaoxi,jixiongdidalegedianhua:
「nituijiandeneifengongzuo,wodayingle。」
兄弟高兴地开口:
「hao,wojiuzhidaonihuixindong,weizhiyizhijiniliuzhe。」
woyouxianliaolejiju,jiangdianhuaguaduan。
gangshoushizhezhunbeizuofan,jiushoudaoletongshifalaidexiaoxi:
「lingge,neifencuozihetonghaishibeitijiaole。」
linweiweihaizhenshichongzheta,mingzhiyoucuowuhaibugai,neijiuguaibudewole。
wodalegejubaodianhua,jiangziliaotijiaohao。
manghuowanwojizijizuolewanfan,buyihuier,linweiweihuilaile。
taxiaoxixidizuozaiwoshenbian,potianhuangdejiwodailaiwozuiaideliulian:
「wancanchizheimesu,yingyangzenmegendeshang,zhuanmenjinimaide,nizuiaichide。」
wozhishitaitoukanleyiyan,bingmeiyoujie。
wozhidao,tazheishizaiweibaitiandeshiqingjiwodaoqian。
woyequeshizuiaichiliulianle,zhiqianlinweiweiyeshiyizhouliangsancidimaijiwochi。
keshizicongqiaoshianchuxianzhihou,linweiweimeiyicijiwomailiulian,douheqiaoshianyouguan。
diyici,shitalaiqiuwo,polilaobeishuaxiaqudeqiaoshian,shuotazhishimianshijinzhangle,qishigefangmiantiaojiandouhenhao。
dierci,qiaoshianfancuo,qizouledaguke,taqiuwojiuchang。
yizhiyudaoxianzai,tayidaidongxihuijia,wojiubennengdicaidaotayoushiqiuwo。
jieguowodeyuganshiduide。
linweiweigangbadongxifangxia,jiukaikoudao:
「nibushidoulizhilema?fanzhengneixiekehunidouyongbushangle,zhijiedabaojiqiaoshianba。」
我自嘲一笑。
wojiushuoma,linweiweizenmekenenghewodaoqian?
yuanlaishixiangzhekongshoutaobailang,yaoyongyigeliulian,huanzouwojizanleshiduoniandekehu。
woqingxiaoyisheng,jiangwenjiantuidaotamianqian:
「haoa,neijiuxianqiangeziba。」
linweiweilehehedizhunbeiqianzi,jieguoyikanshilihunxieyishu,dunshilengzhule。
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tadunshishouqilexiaolian,lengyankanwo:
「qiaoshiandougaosuwole,tawubashipinfajinile。」
「buguonihaizhenshixiaoxinyan。」
「wozhishijiyouxiuyuangongmailetaofangzi,nishuashenmexiaoxingzi?」
我无语地摇摇头。
shidaorujin,tahaizaiyongzheimepiejiaodejiekou,quweitadepianxintuituo。
gongsineimeduodeyouxiuyuangong,zenmemeijiantarenshousongyitaofang?
erwozheigedagongchen,yemeijiantaduoaixi。
linweiweijianwobushuohua,baozhegebolengxiaodao:
「niyouxiangwaileduiba。」
「tazhishijuedefangjiantaikongpaizhaobuhaokan,suoyicaizhaowojiedongxitianman,xiandewenxinxie,zheidiancuniyaochi?」
又是这样。
meicitazuochuyuexiandejudonghou,douzaiwoshengqideshihou,zhanzaidaodezhigaodianshangzhizewo,ranhoujingjingdikanzhewofafeng。
但这次不同了。
我没什么好生气的:
「haohaohao,wozhidaole。」
「zhiyaoniqianzi,ziyuanwojiujita。」
fanzhengrenjiazhirenwozheigeren,tanadaolelianxifangshihexihao,younengruhe?
erwoyexiangkankan,linweiweiduitadeai,daodipianxindaoleshenmechengdu。
worutasuoshuode,buzaiyinweiqiaoshianerfanu。
可她还是不满足。
linweiweinuqichongchongdekanzhewo:
「nibubinashiandeqianchengyaoxiewo,nixianglihunneiwomanzuni!」
「daoshihounikebiehouhui。」
shuozhe,takuaibiqianxialexieyi,fenhendishuaimenerchu。
zheishiwodiyiciwushitadetaohao,rangtagewaishengqi。
但我没打算管她。
taaizenyangdouhewowuguan。
wojiangxieyishouhao,xishushangchuang,shuidexiangtian。
diertianwozaozaoqichuanghexiongdifuyueliaogongzuo。
wochaozhefandianganqu,quemeixiangdaozaimenkouyenengzhuangjianqiaoshian。
「lingge,nishibushichaleweiweijiedexingcheng,teyilaizheiduntade?」
qiaoshianshuozhe,sixiadaliangzhewo,xiaolexiao:
「meixiangdao,zheiyifunichuanzheyeheshi,wochuanlekuaishinianle,yaobushiweiweijiezhaowoyao,wohaizhenshebudeni。」
cihuayichu,zhouweirendunshitanjiudikanzhewo。
我也是一愣。
jintianchumenbijiaogan,wozhishisuishouzaiyijulinaleyijian,haishilinweiweimouyitianhuranxinxuelaichaojiwomaide。
难怪......
yixiangbuguanwodeta,neiciquexixiaoyankaididaizheyifuhuilai,feibizhewoshichuanpaizhao。
wohaiyiwei,tashitiqianzhidaowonalexiaoguan,teyijiwomaideliwu。
shubuzhi,zheiqueshijianqiaoshianbuyaodeyifu。
zheishi,linweiweitazhehentiangaozouleguolai,shoulihailinzheliangbeigaoreliangdenaicha。
mingmingtaweilejianfei,yinshihentiaoti,rujinqueweilepeiqiaoshian,liangaoredudenaichadouheleqilai,shenzhihaiqinziquweitamailai。
zheishiweiyouqiaoshiancaiyoude,duyifendechongaiba。
takanzhewobeichaoxiao,meiyoubanfenkuiqian,haiyifulisuodangrandemoyang:
「diuleyelangfei,jinichuanbushizhenghao,fanzhengniconglaibumaixinyifu。」
「nihainenghuanhuankuanshi,yeshizhuandaole。」
yuanlaizaitadeyanli,wozhipeideshangjianbierenbuyaodelaji。
linweiweijugaolinxiadekanxiangwo:
「xianzaizhidaomeiqiandeziweileba,douxuehuigenzongwole。」
「haozaiwoyebushijinjinjijiaoderen。」
「zhiyaoniguaiguairencuo,zheigexiangmudefenhongwohaishinengjinidiande。」
「nitichulihundeshi,woyekeyijiwangbujiu。」
zaitadeshence,qiaoshianxiandeyoudianshiluo:
「weiweijie,haishizuonidezhuixuhao,shenmedoubuyonggan,tangzhejiunengfenhongle。」
linweiweideyidikanzhewo,sihuzaixuanyaotayouhenduorenzhui,genbenbuchawoyige。
tagangzhunbeishuoxieshenme,dianhuahuranxiangqi。
linweiweirenbuzhugenwoxuanyaodao:
「zheishihezuofangdalaidedianhua,takendingshihenmanyiwomenzheicidehezuo。」
takaixindijietongdianhua,shenzhiguyikaizhemianti,xiangyao**wo。
jieguodianhuayijietong,jiuchuanlaiduifangdepaoxiaosheng:
「nigechunhuo,hetongcuozileweishenmebudiaocha,xianzaibuguangshihetongwuxiao,nihaiyaopeichangwomendejuesunshi,haibushangjiudengzhedunhaoziba!」
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