《得癌之后我大闹天宫》 小说介绍
xinshengdaiwangwenxieshou“tingan”daizheshumingwei《deaizhihouwodanaotiangong》deyanqingxiaoshuohuiguidaodazhongshixian,benwenshiyibenyiyanqingweibeijingdeshuangwen,weiraozhurengongzhoumengjiangtianshenbiandechuanqijinglizhankai,juqinggenggai:“gentazaiyiqidemeiyimiaowodouhuiqi,jiangsizhiren,youshenmehaozhiliaode。”haoa,haoa!hewotongchuanggongzhenwunian…………
《得癌之后我大闹天宫》 第一章 体检单 免费试读
第一章体检单
woshiyimingnvgaoguan,gongzuohenmang。
jiangtianxintengwo,daiwoqutijian。
jieguochulaihou,baogaoshangmianxiezhe,wodeleruxianai。
qingtianpiliyibandexiaoxirangwoshaleyan。
guntangdeleishuidashileshouzhongdetijianbaogao,wopoqiedixuyaozhangfujiwozhichiheanwei。
“laopo,nibuyaopa!wopeini,woyidingpeini。”
jiangtiancongcongcongyiyuandelingyigedifangganlai,yilaijiukandaoquansuozaidishangdewo。
taxintengdijiangwolouruhuaili,anweiwo,huihewoyiqimiandui。
woxinligandongbuyi,wanglezhuiwenta,weishenmehuicongyiyuandeqitaloucengganlai。
yishengshuole,zheigeaizhenghaishichuqi,youhendakenengzhiyu,zhibuguo······
“yisheng,zhibuguoshenme?”
jiangtianroulerouwodenaodai,jilewoyigegulideyanshen。
“zhibuguo,kenengyaozuohaoqiechuruxiandexinlizhunbei。”
woshigenvrena,zhei......zheiyaowozenmehuo?
wokandaojiangtianlianshangyishanerguodesuanjihezhoumei。
ta,huijieyiwoqiechuruxianma?
“womenzhi,laopo,baomingzhongyao,ruguozhiyongqiechujiunenghuo,binidaoshihouhualiaoshoudezuiyaoshaohenduo。yisheng,neijiubaituonile。”
yishengrangwomenhuijiaxianguancha,suishizuohaozhuyuandezhunbei。
zhihou,tameitiandoupeizaiwoshenbian,jiwoxuezuogezhonggeyangdeyingyangtangbushenti。
看不出任何异常。
youdeshihou,wohuifankantadeshouji。
ranhoujiuhuifaxianjiangtianpinfandijiyigenvshengdepengyouquandianzan。
woanweizijizheizhishizhengchangshejiaolimao。
zhidaomoutianyeliwofaxian,taheyigebeizhumingjiaoruderenliaoyuyin。
yuqiqinni,yiliaojiushijigexiaoshi。
banye......yihunnanzi......zheiyuanyuanchaochulezhengchangtongshijiaowangjuli。
benlaizaiteshushiqiwojiufeichangmingan,zheiwuyishirangwobengkuideyijianshi。
yushiwozhaotadachaoyijia。
“nibuyaohunaole!shenggebingjiuyaoquanshijiedoushounideqishiba,laozibusihoule!”
tanaoxiuchengnu,shuaimenerchu,zhiliuxiawoyigerenwuzhudizaijia。
dengtazaicihuidaojia,yingjiewodequeshiyizhilihunxieyi。
“jiangtian,nitaibushirenle!niduideqiwoma......duideqiwoma?”
jiangtianyibaduoguowodetijianbaogao,zhizewobujinshengbuchuhaizi,haidelegezheimemeixiumeisaodebing。
“nizhidaorenjiazenmeshuo?nizheijiushibujiandiandede,bujiandian!”
yilianxianqi,haiyouqiexi。
wozhidao,tazheishipobujidaidengzhelihunquzhaowaitoudenvren。
jiuyinweiwogongzuobitahao,zhuandebitaduo,tameishaosixiahetajialirenbaoyuan。
zhishiwomeixiangdao,tajuranzheimelengxue。
jiangtianyilianxianqi,yonglianggenshouzhiniezhewodetijianbaogaowangwoshenshangyishuai,xiangshizaipengshenmebingduyiyang。
“nizhidaoma,womeicikandaoni,dounengxiangdaonishigeduanmingdedongxi,huiqi!”
我生气地想笑。
suoyi,zheijitianjiangtianhaohaozhangfudexingxiangdoushizhuangde?
doushuoyirifuqibairien,womenjiehunwunian,jiushizheiyangshouchangdema?
不好意思,不可能。
wosilelihunxieyi,chaozhejiangtiandelianshanghenhenyireng,“wobutongyilihun!bukeneng!”
wobuhuirangtazheimeqingyidechangsuoyuan。
“nijianzhijiushigepofu,niwuliqunao!”
jiangtianqijibaihuai,shuaimenerchu。
liuwoyigerenzuozaishafashang,hunshenxielejing,renbuzhuyanmiankuqi。
daodiweishenme?weishenmepianpianshiwodelezheigebing?
woderenshengcaiganggangkaishi!
ershisisuiershuobiye,huiguogongzuo,jingjingyeye。
ershiersuirenshizaiguowaidagongdushudejiangtian,ershiqisuijiehun。
woyiweiwonalexiaoshuonvzhujuben,jieguochulezheichazi。
zheigeaizhengnandaojiushishangtiankanwoguodetaihaobushuang,cunxinrangwodede!?
wobuganxindecongdishangjianqitijianbaogao,bazhenduanjieguocongtoudaoweizizixixididuleyibian。
诊断结果:汝腺癌。
nandaoshiyinweipingshigongzuorongyishengqidaozhide?
youhuozheshiyinweiyigeyueqianjiangtiantoutounawodeqianjitaditiandubokulongneici,zuihoubeiwozhidaole,woyingshengshengbeiqijinyiyuanneihuigaode?
haoa,nigejiangtian,wozaiwaimianpinmingzhuanqiangongzuo,ninazhewodeqianlaijiudidi、yangernai!
cikewoxinlifennudayunanguo,buzaijiangtianshenshangtaohuizheikouqiwojiubaihuozheimeduonian!
zheishi,woshoujituranshoudaoyitiaoyinxingduanxin。
“......zaiweiyenajiudianxiaofei2888yuan。”
shijiangtianxiaofeide,tayongdeshiwodefuka。
zheimepobujidaijiupaoquxiaoyaole?
neijiajiudianshiwotouzide,xiangchadaojiangtianganleshenmeqingeryiju。
woguoduandibotongjiudianjinglidianhua,yaoqiuchajiankong。
suihouerpanchuanlailingwonanyizhixindeneirong。
jiangtianwaimianyangdeneinvdeyijingzaizheizhuledabannianle,jiangtianfudefangfei,shuadewodeka。
jintianshiguoqujisanerxufangfeide。
zheigangchaowanjia,jiuganguoqujixiaosanxianyinqin,dangwoyuandatoua!
wonuqichongchong,kaizhechejiushaleguoqu。
laidaojiudianmenkou,wojiukandaojiangtianheneinvdeshouwanzheshouyiqishangdianti。
xiaolianyingying,youshuoyouxiao,qinnideyangzigenqinglvwuerban,shoulihailinzheyidaidongxi。
jiuzaiwoexindeshihou,jiangtianheneinvdezouguolaile,wohuangmangduozaiyipangdelvzhihoumian。
“xiaotian,neinvdeshenmeshihounengsia,wohebaobaokedengbuleneimejiu。”
“bieji,deaizhengderenhuobuleduojiu,wohuizuohaowanwuyishidezhunbeide。”
“qianduanshijiannitiantianpeizheneinvde,douhulvewole。”
xiaosanjiaodidideshengyin,sudejiangtianbuyaobuyaode,zhijiejiuqinleshangqu。
“gentazaiyiqidemeiyimiaowodouhuiqi,jiangsizhiren,youshenmehaozhiliaode。”
haoa,haoa!hewotongchuanggongzhenwunianzhijiudezhangfujiushizheimezhoumawodeshima?
“neigenvrenbaxiongjiqiele,haisuanshenmenvren。”
wosisiniezhubaobaodaizi,xinliyikouqibiezhe,xiayimiaojiuyaobaofachulai。
江天这个渣男!
zaiwodeshangkoushangsayan,yongzheizhonghualaixiuruwo!
biaomianshangshuoyuanyipeiwogonghuannan,beidiliyijingyanglegexiaosan,haibuzhidaoduojiule!
tajiushidengzhewozhudongzhaotachaojia,ranhoujiuyaohewolihun.
wobuhuirangtachengxinruyide!
fanzhengyemeijitianhuole,wohaodouyaohaosita!
得癌之后我大闹天宫