我在天庭打临工
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liumoeryilianzhenjingdekanzheduchen，tahuozheimeda，congweijianguoruci**zhiren！
laoniangyigetiancainvxueba，jipindameinv，shenhouzhuiqiudenanrennengyouyigejiaqianglianderenneimeduo，wohuiduinitumoubugui？
zheihuanishizenmeshuochulaide？
太**了吧！
liumoerqideyaoyaqiechi，sisidingzheduchen：“niaiqubuqu！”
jiantazhuanshenjiuzou，duchenhaishizhuileshangqu，tanxidao：“neiwohaishiquba，bijingwoxinglidouzainineini。”
“nideneixiexingliwodourengle，jianzhishiyiduilaji，huitouwohuijinimaiyixiexinde，dangranniyekeyixuanzezijiqumai，zheilishishiwankuai，jinide！”liumoershuliandedanshoukaiche，tongshidiuguolaiyidaizixianjin。
duchenyoudianmeng，xiayishiwendao：“dajie，niyaobaowo？”
liumoerbeizheihua**dechadianbachekaidaolubiandehuchengheliqu，tasuanshikanchulaile，jiubunenggenzheijiahuoliaotian。
burantayouyiwanzhongbanfaqisini！
“zheishibaodanibangwoqianghuibaodebaochou，niaiyaobuyao，biegenwoshuohuale，buranjiuxiache！”liumoerqiangzhiyaoqiuduchenbizui。
duchenheixiaoyisheng，yemeiduoshuo，jiangshiwankuaihaihuiqule。
liumoerhenjingya：“nizhenzheimeshijinqianrufentu？jiqiandoubuyao？”
“woxiangwenwen，nengzhijiezhuanzhangjiwoma？”duchenheixiaodao。
“……”liumoeryilianwuyu，danhaishinaqishoujizhuanzhangle。
qishiduchenzhisuoyizheimehouyan**deyaoshouxiaqian，shiyinweikandaoleliumoerkaideche，jingranshiyiliangbinli！
zheichezuibianyidouyaoliangbaiduowanyishangni，erqiezheinvrenkaichequdefangxianghaoxiangshijiangdongshidebieshuqu。
neikeshizhumingdefurenqu，nengzhuzaineilide，nianshouruqianwanqibu！
youcikejian，zheishiwankuaiqianduiyuliumoerzheizhongrenlaishuo，jianzhijiushisasashui。
henkuai，qiandaozhangle，jiujianduchenshoudaoqianzhihou，likekaishicaozuojibierenzhuanzhang。
liumoercongcheneihoushijinglikandaoduchendecaozuo，zhoumeidao：“nizheishijisheiqianni？”
“woma。”duchendandandao：“wolaobazaiyiyuanzhibingni。”
“e，shenmebinga？xuyaobangmangma？”liumoersuikouwendao。
duchenyaoyaotou，meishuohua。
taqueqian，danbuzhiyutandewuyan。
bangrenqianghuiyigebao，renjiajishiwankuaiyijingshitianjiaganxiefeile，bunengzaiyaoqitadele。
suiranduchenqueshijiajingkunnan。
zhiqian，tafuqinzaigongdiganhuoshi，yinweijiazigongcaozuoshiwuershuaishang，yiyuanshuoxiangzhihaodehua，zhishaoxuyaobashiwan！
duchenjializiranmeizheimeduoqian，xiangshuozheishigongshang，gongdiyinggaijiqian。
kesheixiangbaogongtouneige**jingranfeishuoduchenfuqinshizijishuaishangde，bunengsuangongshang，silaizhebujiqian。
yizhiyuxianzai，duchenjiazhinengtaokongjiadishenzhisichujuzhaizhibing。
benlaiduchenhainengyikaogongzuozhuanqian，jintianzaoshang，tabeikaichuzhihou，zuihoudeshourulaiyuanyemeiyoule。
benlaiduchendoujuewangle，meixiangdaozijihuiqiyulianlian。
zaichensizhizhong，duchenbeidaidaoleyidonggaodangxiaoqu。
zheizuodexiaoqujiazazaibieshuquzhizhong，shijiangdongshizuidingjiandezhuzhaiquzhiyi，jushuoyipingmijiuyaosanwanyishang，yibanrengenbenmaibuqi。
zheimeguidedifang，fengjingziranyehaodehen，xianbushuoxiaoqudamianjidelvhuagongcheng。
zheilijingranhaiyouyitiaowanyanderengonghe，yijiyigexiaorengonghu！
shuilidoushiwuyanliusedejinli，shuibiandoushigezhongpiaoliangdeniao。
zheilijiuhaoxiangshiyigedasenlinyiyang，rangrenkanzhejiuxinkuangshenyi。
zheihaishiwanshang，kanzhejiuzheimemei，yaoshibaitian，gujihuigengjiapiaoliang。
duchentanxiyisheng，youqianjiushihaoa！
liumoerbeiduchendiaokandepale，bugangentaduoshuo，xunsujiangchekaidaocheku，daizheduchenhuizijijia，ranhoujiangrensongdaoyigekongfangjianli，jiuhuizijifangjianshuijuele。
tashenzhidouwangjigaosuduchen，zijihaiyougetongjunvshiyou。
duchenhaishidiyicizhuzheimegaoduandefangzi，wuneidegezhongzhuangshiyikanjiububianyi，erqiesuiranshikewo，danbitazuzhudelianzufangdaleyibeihaiduo！
zaidugankaileyouqianrenzhenhaohou，duchentangdaochuangshang，kaishiyanjiunaohaizhongdaibiaotalinshigongshenfendelingpai。
yongyoulingpaizhihou，yinweigezhongshiqing，duchendoumeilaidejizixiyanjiuzheiwanyier。
cishitajianglingpaizhaohuanchulai，yongshoumosuoleyixia，faxiancaizhihenqiguai，feijinfeiyin，feitongfeitie，haijirenyizhonghenjianyingdeganjue。
erlingpaizaoxingyehenjiandan，chulezhengmianxiezheyigezhengmingtalinshigongshenfende‘lin’zi，bingmeiyouqitadezhuangshiwule。
nandaozheiwanyierzhinengyonglaijieshourenwu？
duchenchangshizhuazhelingpaizixiganyingleyixia，faxianlingpaidegongnengjieshaoli，haiyouyigeteshugongneng。
jiushizheiwanyierkeyiyonglailianxiqitashenxian，bingqieyuqigekongjiaoyi。
这么神奇？
duchenxingfendechangshizheyonglingpailianxishenxian，quefaxianzijisheiyelianxibushang。
yedui，tajiushigelinshigong，zenmekenengyoushenxianyuanyidalita，genghekuangtayeburenshijigeshenxian。
dingduoyejiushiqianliyanheshunfenger。
zheilianghuokendingbuhuigenduchenzuojiaoyide，erqieyaoshizhidaoduchenyouxianbi，huizhijieqiangzouyebuyiding。
duchenxiangzhexiangzhe，buzhibujuejianjiushuizhele。
diertian，dengduchenqichuangdeshihou，faxianzijiduziedegugujiao，zheicaixiangqizuotianyizhimanghuo，doumeigudeshangchifan。
tayaoyaotou，laidaoketingxiangyaozhaodianchide，quefaxianbingxianghechufangdoukongkongruye。
“zheiliumoerzenmegaode，pingshidoubuchifanma？”duchenhenshiwuyu，zhinengxialouqumaizaocan。
danshiyebuzhidaozheifurenqupingshidouchishenme，jingranliangemaidoujiangyoutiaodedoumeiyou。
tazhinengpaolejilidizhiwaiqumai，denghuidaoliumoerjiadeshihou，tingdaoyushilichuanlaihualaladeshuisheng。
哟，刘沫儿洗澡呢？
duchenyemeichaorang，jiangjiliumoerdaidezaocanfangzaizhuozishang，ranhouzijidachitechiqilai。
yibianchi，duchenhaiyibiandaliangzheifangzi。
zhijianzheiketingyoudayoumingliang，zhuangxiudeyehenpiaoliang，mingxiandeoushifengge，haiyouhenduokanshangqujiujingmeiangguidejiaju。
weidumeizhongbuzude，jiushiyangtaishangbaizheyipenyezikuhuang，yijingsidiaodejunzilan。
duchenkuaisuchibaofan，guoqujiangjunzilanbanqilaiyaoqujidiudiao，shengdezhandifanghaiaiyan。
danzhuannianyixiang，zheishibierenjia，zijishanzuozhuzhangdiudiaorenjiadongxitaibuhaole，zaishuozheijunzilankanshangquyemeisitou，yaoshinengjijiuhuojiuhaole。
duchenzhengxiangzhe，wuyizhongkandaoleyaojianguazhedeqiankundai。
对了！
神兽粪！
zhiqiancongpantaoyuandaixialaideshenshoufen，duchenhaimeizhaodaodifangchulini，neiwanyierlianpantaodounengziyang，genghekuangshizheifanjiandechanwu。
zhijianduchenyongchanzixiaoxinyiyidenongchulaiyidianshenshoufen，sazailejunzilandehuapenli。
jiujianneijunzilanbenlaikuhuangdeyezi，yirouyankejiandesudubianchenglelvsede，jingranhenkuaifuhuole！
zheishenshoufenxiaoguotaihaoleba，biduchentingshuoguoderenhefeiliaodouyaolihai！
duchenluchuxingfendemoyang，zheixiatayoubanfachulizheixieshenshoufenle，maijineixienongminhuozhexihuanyangzhiwuderen，kendinghuibeiqianggou！
zheimehaodeshenshoufenmaigebaibashiwandebuchengwentiba？
kenengbuguangfuqindebingmeiwentile，zijinengdazhuanyibi！
quezaicishi，duchenshenhoudeyushimendakaile，yigehaotingdeshengyinchuanlai：“moer，nimaideshenmezaocana，haoxiang，wozaiyushijiuwendaole。”
duchenyihuitou，faxiancongyushichulaidebingbushiliumoer，ershiyigemoshengdepiaoliangnvhai。
zheiguniangzhangdebubiliumoercha，yeshimeidaichunshan，yanbohanqing，shencai**wubidejipinmeinv。
tazhengchuanzheyijianxinggandedixiongzhuangshuiqun，maizheyishuangminghuanghuangdedabaituicongyushizouchulai，duchenrenbuzhuduokanleliangyan。
zheiguniangzhengcashitoufa，yitaitouyejiandaoleduchen。
liangrensimuxiangdui，quandoulengle。
“a！！”moshengnvhaituranjianjiaoqilai：“moer！youzeia！”
duchenkanzhenvhaichongjinfangjian，qunbaidoufeiqilaile，luchuqunxiafengjing，tabujinyilianmangrandesixiasaoshi。
贼？
谁？
我吗？
这就让人很不爽了。
sheijianguoyouzeipaodaobierenjialijirenjiaohuadema？
duchenbushuangdezhanzainei，meiyihuier，liumoershuiyanmenglongdecongwulichulaile，haizhuaizhegangcaineigemoshengnvhai：“yaya，nishishuozheijiahuoba？tabushizei，shiwodeyige……ng，suanpengyouba。”
chenyayalianseshaoxianhuanhe，danhaishijingyibudingdekanzheduchen，dishengwendao：“moer，zheishinipengyouhaishinanpengyoua，nizenmelingjialilaile？suirantaqueshitingshuaide，dangangcaikanguangwole，duorangrenbuhaoyisia！”
“zhendejiushipengyou，zuowanwokantameidifangqu，jiunongjialilaile，wangjigaosunile。”liumoerwunaijieshi。
“neitashenmeshihouzou？”chenyayasihuhenshipaichiduchendecunzai，haobukeqidewendao。
“zhei……”liumoerweinandekanxiangduchen。
duchenmingbai，dangjishuodao：“wozheijiuzou，zhenghaoyihuierwohaiyaoquzhaogongzuo，duoxienimendezhaodai。”
chenyayameihuiying，hailengzhelianniukaitoubulihuiduchen。
gangcaiduchenyizhidingzhetadetuihaiyouxiongkan，zheirangtahenbushuang，renweizheijiushigeselang。
tahaiconglaimeizainanrenmianqianneimebaoluguo，zheicizhenshichidakuile！
erliumoertingdaoduchendehuida，bujinsongkouqi，tabuxianghehaoguiminaofan，suoyilikesongduchenchumen，haikeqidao：“ruguoniyouxuyaobangzhu，keyidadianhuazhaowo。”
“fangxinba，wobuhuidaraonide，zanmenbushiyigeshijiederen，buyongzailianxile。”duchenkandechulairenjiajiushikeqiyiju，yemeidangzhen，zhijiezoule。
liumoeryemeiduoshuo，yinweitahenrentongduchendehua。
liangrenjiushilianggeshijiederen，bukenengzaiyourenhedejiaoji！
dengduchenxialouqule，chenyayazheicaibumandeshuodao：“zheinanrenkezhense，gangcaiyizhidingzhewodetuikan，fansirenle！”
“aiyou，wodedameinv，nikeshizaizanmenjiangdongshipaimingqiansandedameinv，buzhidaoduoshaofuhaohegongzigedouzaizhuiqiuni，duchenzheigeputongrenduokanniliangyanyehenzhengchangba？”liumoerlianmanghongquanchenyaya。
“heng，jiunihuihongren，bugenninaole，woqukankanwodejunzilanhuolemeiyou。”chenyayahaokandebaileyiyanliumoer，qukanzijidehuale。
neikeshitahuale50wantaolaidefoguangjunzilan，shijunzilanlidemingguipinzhong！
benlaidasuansongjizijiaihuarumingdeyeyezuodashouliwu。
keqianjitianbuzhidaoweishenme，kenengshishuitubufudeyuanyin，junzilanjingrankuweile，rangtahenshixintenghejiaoji。
chenyayayexianglegezhongbanfa，queyijiumeinengjiuhuo，zhinengxiwangqijifasheng。
liumoerhenshiwunaidepiepiezui，zuozaizhuozishangchizheduchenmailaidezaocan，shuodao：“zhiwuzhuanjiadoushuoguole，nidelanhuajiubuhuole，yijingsitoule，zenmekeneng……”
“tianna！huole！”chenyayahuranjingjiaoyisheng。
“shenmehuole？”liumoerhuitou，zhijianneibenlaikuweidejunzilanjingranhuanfachushengji，erqiebiandebigangmaihuilaishigengjiapiaolianggaogui。
jiupingtaxianzaidezhuangtai，maichuquzhishaokeyijiazhiqibashiwan！
liumoerhenshichijing：“yaya，nizenmezuodaode？”
“wohaixiangwennishibushizuoshenmele，wozheiliangtiangenbenmeiyouguanguotaa！”chenyayajichengletayeyedeaihuaruming，cishijiandaoxinaizhiwufuhuo，bietiduogaoxingle。
liumoeryilianmangran：“zheizenmehuishier，nimeiyouguanta，wogengshilianjiejindoumeiyou，nandaozanmenzheibianyoudisangerenmomojitazhihaole？”
“disangeren？”chenyayayileng，suijiluchubukesiyidemoyang：“zhiqianhaoxiangneigejiaoduchendezaizheibainongtale，nandaoshita……”
“huoxuzhendeshita！”liumoeryilianyansu：“wogennijiang，zheigerenshenqidehen，zhiqiantashuaishangzhuyuan，wojitazuogezhongjiance，faxiantashentizhengchang，kejiushibuxing，danjiuzaiwoyaofangqitadeshihou，taquehaowuzhengzhaodexingle！erqienizhidaoma，tazhiqianqizixingchejingrannengzhuishangmotuoche，wohuaiyitakenengjiushiniyeyeshuodeneizhongshenmejianghushangdeqirenyishi！”
“buhuiba！wogangcaiduiduchendetaidukebuzenmehao，kendingdezuitale！wojingrandezuilezheiyangdeqirenyishi？wanlewanle，rangyeyezhidaole，kendinghuimasiwode！”chenyayadunshiyouxiehuangle，tongshimannaozixiangzhegaizenmebujiu。
给个一千万？
buxing，zheizhongnengrenyishizenmehuizaihuqian，zijihaishiyaoxiangbiedebanfa。
要不以身相许？
bijingtatingnianqing，yetingshuaide，yeyeyaoshizhidaozijizhaolegenengrenyishidangnanpengyou，yinggaihuihengaoxing。
chenyayaqiaolianweihong，buxianqiduchengangcaikanta**le，faneryoudianxiangjiale。
liumoeryeyanshenshanshuo，manhuaixinsi。
ruguoduchenzhendeshishenmelihaidejiaose，neishibushikeyirangtajiamaozijinanpengyou，quyingfumahuneige**fuerdaini？
mahuneijiahuozuijinyuelaiyueguofenle，jingrankaishijiaorengenzong**tale，haimeiqimingyuebaohuweihunqi。
sheitemeshinizheigexiasanlandeweihunqi！
liumoerhechenyayadoumanfuxinshi，xiangzheruhejiejinhetaohaoduchen，quewanquanwangjile，gangcailiangrendoujuededuchenbukenengzaichanshengjiaoji。
——
ercishi，duchenquanranbuzhidelikailefurenqu，tadasuanquzhaogedifangzhu。
duchenzaishoujishangchakanzufangxinxi，dandabufendoushihezude。
tayihoukenengyaojingchangxingturanxiaoshiqutiantingzuorenwu，bunengbeirenfaxianzijideyichang，suoyikendingbukenenggenrenhezu，zuihaoshinengyougedulizuzhuqiepianpidedifang。
duchenzaizufangruanjianshangshuruzijideyaoqiu，xiangxisousuoleyixia，jingranhaizhendeyoushihededifang。
zailaochengquyigepianpijiaoluoli，youyigedumenduyuan，congzhaopiankanshangqushibucuode，jiageyetebiebianyi，jueduishiwuchaosuozhideneizhong，jiushibuzhidaoweishenmemeirenzu。
shengpabierenqiangxiandeduchen，jicongcongganleguoqu。
gandaodifanghou，duchencongmenwaikanleyiyan，faxianzheiyuanluozangzaiyigehenshendehutongli，laoyuanyikanjiuchongmanlelishiqixi。
dengzoujinle，kanneibanbodeqingseqiangbi，zhishaoyoubainianyishangdelishile。
damenshigudaineizhongdahurenjiayongdechenzhongmumen，liangmiduogao，haixiangzhejudadetongding，kanshangqushifenqipai。
qiguaile，sheihuibazheizhongdifangwangwaichuzu，zheifangzidouyijingchengdeshangshilaogudongleba？
duchengandaoyiwai，queyelikecongzufangxinxishangzhaodaolefangdongdedianhua，daleguoqu：“wei，fangdongma，woxiangzufang，jiuzaininjiamenkouni，fangbianguolaikankanma？”
“niyaozufang？”dianhuaneibianyouxiejingya，suihouchenmolepianke，fangdongfachuyishengtanxi：“nishiwaidiren？”
“a？”duchenyouxiemeng：“shia，wolaijiangdongdagongde，youshenmewentima？ninbuzujiwaidiren？”
“bu，wozu！zujinwubaikuaiyigeyue，yufubanniandezujin，zhongqituizudehua，zujinbutui。”dianhualifangdongyouxiexingfen，quehaoxiangguyiyayizhe。
tingdaofangdongzugefangjiugaoxingdegenerhunqulegenvmingxingyiyang，duchenyouxiewuyu。
erqiezheihaimeikanfangjiuyaoqian？
“bushi，woxiangjinqukankan，xingma？”duchenshitandao。
“zhaopiannidoukanguole，haijinqukanshenme？”fangdongshengyindaizhejingti：“wogaosuni，zhaopianhefangzilishiyimoyiyangde，youyidianchacuo，woshibeituihaijinizujin，suoyinixiangyaojinqukan，bixuxianjiaozujin！zufanghetongwohuiqianhaolejinijiguoqu！”
duchenwunaile，haidiyicijiandaoqianhetongdoubuguolaidefangdong，dantayezhendejiaolezujin。
yinweizheizufangruanjianhenkaopu，fangdongdoushishimingrenzhengde，suoyibuyonghaipazheifangdongnaqianpaole。
zhiyuzheifangziliruguohenchajing，neibugenghaolema，yidanyouhezufangxinxishangbuyiyangdedifang，duchenjiulikeyaoqiufangdongshibeifanhai！
正好最近缺钱呢。
duchenlaidaodamenqian，zhijietuimenjinqu，dunshiyigucigudehanfengyingmianchuilai，rangtabuyouzizhudedalegejiling。
zheisanfuliuyuetian，yuanzilizenmezheimeliang？
duchennaonaotou，yihuodezoujinyuanzili，faxianzheilihaoxiangjingchangyourendasao，qingshizhuanpudedimianhejiajudouxianchenburan。
qiguaile，fangdongqianhetongdoulandeguolai，jingranhaihuijingchanglaidasaoweisheng？
duchenweiraozhexiaoyuanzizhuanleyiquan，faxianzheibianyousanjianwuzi，doushihendahenqipaideneizhong，erqiebaifangdejiajudoushihenlaoshideneizhongshimuzhizaode，xiangjilebainianqiandeneizhonglaodizhujia。
古朴！大气！
weiduqiguaidejiushi，duchenwulunzoudaona，laoganjuehoubeisousoumaoliangqi，genkailekongdiaoside。
kenengzheijiushilaoyuanzidetedianba。
zongeryanzhi，zheicijigeyuedezujinjiaodehaisuanheshi。
duchenmeiduoxiang，quedinglezijijijiangjuzhudezhuwo，zouguoquxiangyaojiandanshoushiyixia，quemeifaxian，shenhouwangjiguanshangdeyuanzidamen，zijihuanhuanguanshangle。
tongshi，yuanziliyegengjialengleqilai。