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1.xianrenzhangdeningmengweizangliwobaozheguimizhenmisongdexianrenzhangpenzaihangchihangchijindanyuanlou,
diantilidezhangyiyanshenergentanzhaodengside,zhigougousuodinglewohuailineituolvyouyoudecitou:“yo,xiaotian,
zheiwanyier…zhashoubu?”woliezuiyixiao:“meishierzhangyi,tapiqihao,genwoyiyangwenshun!
”huayingangluo,jiamen“kada”yishengconglimiankaile。duhaoshuai——woneishuaidecanjuerenhuandenanyou,
gengemenshensidechuzaimenkuangshang。heichenshanxiuzijuanzhe,luzhewosongtaneikuaibiao,
bengaishishuaiderangzhangyidangchangwangleandiantidezaoxing。kexia,taneishuangzhaorendetaohuayan,
cikesisihanzailewodexianrenzhangshang,neiyanshener,zeze,huoxiangzheipenxianrenzhangqianletababaiwanmeihai,
haishunzouletazhenzangde**banqiuxie。“huilaile?”tashengyintingzhetingzhengchang,shouquejianxixidishenguolai,
yongzhijiangendannaoguabengerside,“beng”yixiadanzaixianrenzhangdecishang,lidaoqingdexiangjiwenzinaoyangyang,
yanshenquezhongdenengbazheilvgedayachengxianrenzhangbing。“zhei…nalushenxiansongde?”“zhenmia!
tashuozheiwanyiermingying,shihewozheizhonglianlvluodounengyangshengtiande‘zhiwushashouzhongjiezhe’。
”woganjinbaxianrenzhangwanghuaililoulelou,ganjuezaimanyimiao,
zheigangmanyuedelvcitoujiudebeitayanshenlideshaqijihuohuodengtuoshuile。“nikanduokeai,lvdefaguang,
xiaocierruanmeng,gengeminilvciweiside!”duhaoshuaidemeitoushunjianningchenglemahua。tawangqianyimai,
rengaomadadeyingzi“shua”dibawozhaozhu,ditoudingzhexianrenzhang,neiyuqi,genwuyediantaijiangguigushiside,
youyoupiaolai:“tiantian…nimozheliangxinshuo,”tadunledun,yanshenwubirenzhen,“tazheishenci…gouyingma?
youwozharenma?”wo:“???
”woditouchoulechouxianrenzhangshangneijigennianlebaji、haowugongjixingdexiaoruanci,
zaitaitoukankanduhaoshuai——zheiweiye,shanggeyuezaiyouleyuan,weileqiangzuihouyigecaomeimianhuatang,
genmaitangdayedouzhidouyongsanbaihuihe,zuihouhaitoutoumomowangrenjiatangguandixiaduosailewukuaiqian,
meiqimingyue“wonvpengyoude,bixushizuidazuitiande!”。dangshitaneiyanshenlide“ci”,
nengbadayeneiliangxiaopochezhijiezhachengshaizi!“bushi,haoshuai,”woshituhuanxingtadelizhi,
“renjiaxianrenzhangdecigenninei‘xinyanerci’nengyiyangma?tajiushipenzhiwu!chuntianranwugonghai!
qiangbuzouninvpengyou!”“e,dongle。”duhaoshuaimianwubiaoqingdijieduanwodehua,zhuanshenjiuwangketinghuang。
zouleliangbu,youmengdihuitou,genxiangqishenmedashiside:“genaer?yangtai?”“duia,yangtaiyangguanghao,
shihetazhuozhuangchengzhang。”wogangxiaoxinyiyidibazhei“lvzuzong”gongshanghuajia,yiniutou,
jiukanjianduhaoshuaiduanzhegebolibeicongchufangduochulaile。beizilihuangdangzhebanbeihuangchengchengdeyeti,
hai“zizi”maozhekeyidexiaoqipao。“heningmengshuini?jiwolaiyikou!”wolimacouguoqu,
bijingtapaodeningmengshui,suandeneijiaoyigetishenxingnao,jiadianboheye,xiatianyikouxiaqu,tianlinggaidouliangkuaile。
jieguotageboyiguai,linghuodibikaiwode“mozhua”,mubiaomingquedizhibenyangtaihuajia。ranhou,
zaiwojingkongdezhushixia,tayouyadiwanxiayao,shouwanyifan——“huala!”neibanbeinongsuojiaqiangbanningmengzhi,
yidibusheng,quanjixianrenzhanglailegetouxinliangde“ningmengyu”!wo:“!!!duhaoshuai!!!
nijitaguan‘didiwei’ni?!”tamanyouyouzhiqishen,haizhuangmozuoyangdipailepaishoushanggenbenbucunzaidehui,
yilian“wodoushiweiletahao”dechunzhen:“a?wokantayezibugoulv,xiangzheningmengfuhanweic,jitabubu,
zhangzhanggeer。”“buweic?!!”wopuguoqubalahuapenlidetu,neichongbidesuanweierchadianbawosongzou,
“xianrenzhangshishamolaide!nidangtashishuiniuma?!heningmengshui?!gendoujinisuanlanle!shuo!
nishibushixumouyijiu?!”duhaoshuaiyanshenkaishipiaohu,erjiankeyidifanhong,
shengyinwenzihenghengside:“wo…wojiuxiangrangta…genwoyiyang…suanliudianer…”de,poanle。
zheiweixingzoudeqiannianlaochencutanzi,lianpenxianrenzhangdecudouchideruciqingxintuosu,
haifuzeng“ningmengweicmoushataocan”。guobuqiran,diertianyizao,yangtaichuanlaiehao。woneikeliandexianrenzhang,
zuotianhaijingshendousouxianggelvciwei,jintianjiunianchenglegeyeahuanggua!yezizhoubadexianglaotaitaidelian,
xiaoruancidoudalazhenaodai,zhenggeeryi“shengwukelian.jpg”。
wozhengpengzhezhei“ningmengyihai”dundishangaidaoni,duhaoshuaimaizheshenglidebufaguolaile,
shoulihaiduanlegezhanxindehuapen,limianshigaojiyingyangtu,dianzhuizhexiaoshizi,kanzhejiugui。“biedunzhe,liang。
”tabawohaoqilai,shouzhitouqianqiandichuolechuoneichedixiecaidexianrenzhang,
yuqilineidianxiaodeyizangdouzangbuzhu:“kanba,wojiushuotagennibazibuhe,yangbuhuode。
wozuoerteyizixunlelouxiahuadianwangdaye,wangdayeshuole,zheizhongxianrenzhangjiaoqi,shuitubufu!re,
”tabashoulineipenyuangungun、panghuhu、cuilvcuilv、yigencidoumeiyoudeduorouyulusaiwoyanqian,
“jinihuanzheige!pishi!haoyang!zhongdian——”tazhezhongqiangdiao,“an!quan!wu!ci!jueduizhabuzheni!
”wochouchoutashoulineipenhantaikejudeduorou,zaichouchoutayandineijihuyaofeichulaidedesexiaohuohua,
zhenshiyouhaoqiyouhaoxiao。xingba,wozheipenxianrenzhang,
yesuanshiweiweidadeaiqing(hemourendecuhai)guangrongxianshenle,
haizouderuciyou“weidao”——yiguzinongliepubideningmengsuanweier!zheizangli,gou“qingxin”!
---2.ketingjingxian“zhanlipin”,cuwangtangguanshicetiyangongsizheibangsunyou,tuanjianfeixuanzhouliu,
haidianmingyaowanshizhongxinneijiazeihuodekongbumishi——“jiangshiyiyuan”!wo,tiantian,
chulemingdedanzibicangshuhaixiao,yitingmingzijiuxiangyuandixiaoshi。kejiabuzhutamenqihong:“tianjie!
nibudatouzhen,womenquandetuanmiezaimenkou!”de,yingzhetoupishangba。jinmishiqian,
woganjinjijialineiwei“cutanzijing”duhaoshuaifaxiaoxi:“bao,woquwanjiangshiyiyuanmishila,
xinhaokenengweigou,wandianliaoha。”tamiaohui,zilixingjiandoutouzhesuan:“limoshengnandeyuandian!youqinpc!
douyoujuben,yanjizeiliu,biebeimihuole!”woduizheshoujifanlegejingtiandabaiyan,
shouzhifanfei:“zhidaolacuwangdaren!woyanlizhiyounixingleba?kanjiangshidouzidongdashangnidelian!
”(dangranzheijumeiganfa)。jieguo!jinqumeishifenzhong,wojiuzailegedagentou!
qingjieshiyaozhao“yuanzhangdebingliben”,wogenyigelianshanghuzhelvyouyoujiangshizhuangdenpcxiaogefenyizu。
tajuzheshoudiantonggentanzhaodengside,wofuzezaiwuqimaheidefangjianlifanchouti。zhengjuezhe**fandeqijingni,
shenhouneipomen“kuangdang”yishengjuxiang,zhijiesuosi!
woliangbeiguanzaiyigebiwojiacesuohaixiaodeheiwuli——zuijuedeshi,wuzizhengzhongyang,
heranbaizheyikouheiqiqi、liangzengzengdedaguancai!“**!mensuole!”liannpcxiaogedouhuangle,
yibachexiajiangshimianju,huo,dixiashizhangtingqingxiudexiaolian,“biepaajie,wojiaorenlai!
”tapailepaiwojianbang,zhuanshenjiuqukuangkuangzamen。wotuiduzizhuanjin,yanzhuzisisidingzheneikouguancai,
xinlimonian“daojudaojudoushidaoju”……niandaodisanbian,“zhiya——”yisheng,
neiguancaigaier**zijikailetiaofeng!“ao——!!!”woyishenghaojiaoxiangcheyunxiao,
shentibinaozikuaiyibaibei,yigemengzizhajinlepangbiannpcxiaogehuaili,baodeneijiaoyigesijin,
gujinengbataleigulechuyinerlai。xiaogebeiwopudeyilieju,ganjinfuzhuwo:“jie!jie!jiade!daoju!
doushijiemuxiaoguo!”shengyindouhepichale。jiuzheimejifeigoutiaodizhetenglewufenzhong(ganjuexiangwunian!),
gongzuorenyuancaishanshanlaichibamendakai。chulaideshihou,wotuiruandegenmiantiaoside,fuzheqiangcaimeizuodishang。
tongshimenweizhewogagale:“tianjie!nineigaoyinc,gebizhutidezhennvguidoubeinihehuilaojiale!
”wanshanghuijia,wotanzaishafashang,bazheiqiushidangxiaohuajiangjiduhaoshuaiting,
zhongdianmiaoshu:“neigenpcxiaogerenzhenbucuo,kanwohechenganchun,haiyizhianweiwo,shuo‘jiebiepa,
quanshijiade’,zeizhuanye!”duhaoshuaidangshizhengmantiaosilidibojuzi,yitingzheihua,shoushangdongzuodunzhule。
tabayibanjuzisaiwozuili,yuqipingjingdexiangbaofengyuqiandesihai:“e,wufenzhonga。
neiguancai…tangzheshufuma?”(zhongdianzai“shufuma”sazishangguailegewan)。wojiaozhetianzizidejuzi,
wanquanmeipinchucuwei:“shufugegui!zhaideyaoming!wogenneixiaogejizailimian,chadianliantielian!dongdoudongbule,
kongqihaizeicha,yiguzichennianlaomutouweier,chadianjiwobiezhixile!”“shima?
”tayoudiguolaiyibanjuzi,yanshenquepiaohudexiangzaizhaojiankongshexiangtou,“neita…meichenjidongshoudongjiaoba?
biru…funijianbang?louniyao?”neishoujinger,juzipidoukuaibeitaniechuzhile。“fulea!
wodouputahuailile,tabufuwonandaorangwotangdishanga?”wodadalieliedishuowan,xinmanyizudiyanxiajuzi,
wanquanmeizhuyipangbianneiweicutanzijingdelian,yijingheidegenguodiyouyipin,shoulidejuzipicanzaofenshi。
neitianwanshang,woleidexiangbeixiganleyangqi,zhanzhentoujiuzhe,huludadezhentianxiang。duhaoshuaitongzhi,guangrongshimian。
banyewomimihuhuyifanshen,haojiahuo!tadengliangdayanzhuzizhigougoudingzhetianhuaban,genzhashixianchangside,
hedewoyijiling。“zuzong!nixiuxianni?bushuijuedengtianhuabangansha?”wotuituita。tahuanhuanzhuanguotou,
yanshenlishanshuozheyizhongwokanbudongde、leisi“kexuekaocha”bandejiandingguangmang:“tiantian,
wozaisikao…neigeguancaidechicunwenti。”wo:“???”(naozilipiaoguoyichuanwenhaodanmu)。
woyiweitajiushicujingermeiguo,shuohuhuani,meidali,fanshenjixushui。jieguodiertianyidazao,
wojiubeiyizhendidongshanyaode“dongdongdong”zamenshengchaoxing。mimidengdengkaimenyikan——haojiahuo!liangbiaoxingdahan,
lianhongbozicu,hangchibieduditaizheyigejudade、quheizengliangde……guancai?!chuzaiwojiamenkou!
xiangzishanghaiyinzhejigeminghuanghuangdedazi:“jiangshiyiyuanzhutidaoju(haohuaban)”。
“qingwenshiduhaoshuaixianshengjiama?”yigedahanchuanzhecuqi,“nindingdeguancaidaoju,huodaofukuan!
zheiwanyiersichensichen,woliangtaishanglaichadianjiaodaizaibandaoer!”wozhanzaimenkou,ganjuenaojiangzidouninggule,
cpuzhijieganshao。zhidaoduhaoshuaidingzhejiwotou,chuanzhewoneijianjiqiweihedefensedaituerduodeshuiyi,
shuiyanxingzhongdicongwoshihuangchulai,kandaoguancaishunjianjingshenle,zhihuideneijiaoyigeyansurenzhen:“duiduidui!
fangketing!jiufangzhengzhongjian!xiaoxindianbiekediaoqile!”songzouleichenggoudebanjiashifu,
醋精男友总想把我腌入味