年三十，手撕鬼混爸爸带回的私生子
《年三十，手撕鬼混爸爸带回的私生子》 小说介绍
niansanshi，shousiguihunbabadaihuidesishengzizheibenxiaoshuochaojichaojihaokan，xiaoshuozhurengongshichenfantanwufeiliuyuli，zuozhekaichedexiaorenwenbichaohao，gousichaohao，renwuchaohao，beijingyijisuoyouxijiedouchaohao！xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan“duia，wojiushi**，sheirangninanpengyouhaidabanyejiwofaxinxishuo【nishidiyigerangwojuedeneimedutederen】ni。”tatingdeqidaofadou，yibazhuazhu……
《年三十，手撕鬼混爸爸带回的私生子》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
daniansanshineitian，aizaiwaimianguihundebabadaihuilaiyigegenwochabuduodadenanshenghuilai。
yaowojiaotagege，xiangdaitazhujinlai，wobutongyihaishanlewoyibazhang。
wobatamencongwoyeyejiwomamaidefangzidouganlechuqu。
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wozixiduanxiangzhetagenwobabalianpangjihuxiangxiangdelianpang，haiyouwomazhongzhangdeshuangyan，yanqiuchongmanzhemeishuihaodexuesi。
wodaizheyisikexiaodeyuqiwenwoba。
“niquedingtabushinisishengzi？”
tayibazhangshandaowodelianshang，yidaobazhangyinluozaiwodelianshang，wodeerduohongmingleyisheng。
“**叫不叫。”
wobeishandeyaoyaoyuzhui，niangqiangzhezhanqilaikanzhemianqiandefuqin。
wohoulaiwozhangdale，yebulezheiyimu，zheiyikeshenshenluoyinzawodexinzhong，xiangjintianzheiyang，tahaishineiyangculudeyibazhang。
wotiantianzuijiao，yuguangzhongpiedaowojiaoderenlaile，wodewaigongwaipodaole。
woguixialazhewobakaishihaoku。
“ba，ninweishenmeyaojiangninqitadehaizirangwojianna，hairangworentazuogege，wojiaohaibuxingma，ninbiezaidawole。”
wodeshengyingewaideqingxuqieliaoliang。
yuanbennuhuozhongshaodebabakanjianwoneimekuaisuzhuanbianbiaoqingzhihoulengleyixia，suihoudeyidishuodao。
“he，zaozheiyangbujiuhaole？haiyaowodanicaikendaying，gennimayiyangjian。”
“你说谁贱？”
cike，wowaigonghongliangdeshengyinhuidangzaidatingshang，sihulianchuangwaideniaoerdouganzhidaolenuyi，jinghuangdifeizoule。
wobatingjianwaigongdeshengyin，yanlijingyaleyike，zhuantouduitashanxiaoleyixia。
womajialiyouqian，dangshitamenyiqizaitongyigexuexiaodushu，womabeibalingdeshihouzhiyouwobajiuleta。
yincitayiweiwobashitadejiushizhu，buguyiqiejiajilewoba。
“ninerlaozenmelaile？zheidaguoniande，wojiurangyuhuihesisirenrenwoxinrendeganerzi”
我的外婆眉头微皱。
“yuanhua，wokanlianzheiganerzidougennizhangdeneimexianga。”
“haha，wobaneilideqinqima，renjiagenwoshengxiaobijiaohejiuchongchongxi。”
wowaigongwaipotingwanwobadehuarenzhenuyi，zixidaliangzhewobadesishengzi。
“yulihaihenxihuanzheigegegeni，duiba。”
wobashuowan，yongshouzhiweiqiazhewoshouwanneicederou。
“嘶——”
mingmingmeiyoutaiteng，woquezhongzhongdedaoxileyikouliangqi。
wowaigongwaipokandaowodeyangzi，bumianxintengdebawohuzaitamenshenhou。
“nihaiganqiasisi？nibushishangciyijingbaozhengguobuhuizaidongshoudarenlema！”
wodemamajingchangbeitada，mamabaohuzhewo，rangwozangzaifangjianlideyiju，shuozaigenwoduomaomao。
wodetongnianjiushizaizheiyangdehuanjingxiaduguode，fuqinjingchangzaiheiyelicaizheyaoyaohuanghuangdibufa，shoulinazheyipingpijiuhuijia，daolejiazhihoudashengjiaorang。
“我要76号**。
zuilidunangzhetingbuqingdediyu，tayixiatanzaishafashang，yizhishoujiangjiubeisongjinzuili，lingyizhishoubankongzhonghuiwuzhe。
wodemamajiangshuididaotagenqian，yanshenquebugankanta，naodaidichuizhe，yaojianwanzhe。
wodebabahuilaishiwomenyijingshuile，huilaishizhiliaoliaokaileyizhandeng，jialidedengguanghenhunanle，zhinengyixikanjianyigelunkuo。
wobashouliwozhedejiubeibuxiaoxinbeitashuaisuizaidishang，jianqijiuzi，wotingjiandongjingjiupaochulaile。
wokanjianwomadiguolaideshuibei，wobaquekanyebukan，yongcuzhuangdedashouyibawozhuwomadexiong，yinxiaozhe。
“xiaomeimei，ranggegelaihaohaotengaini。”
shuoba，jiuxiangbazuicoujinwomadexiongkou，womayongyuguangyipie，yanjiaokanjianwozhanzaifangjianmenkouyongbangenaodaikanzhetamen，bianlianshengjujuelewoba。
“haizihaizaizheili，xianbiezaizheili”
wodemamayongshoujiangtamenzhijiegekai，wobatingjianzheijuhua，yanzhongchongmanzhenuyi，zhijieshanlewomayibazhang。
“laoniangmen，jingjiubuchichifajiushibushi，tamaxinbuxinlaozixianzaijiubanibanle”
shuoba，taqishenjiangwomayazaidixia，womayanzhongyinweijidongerluoxiadeshengliyanshuishidewobagengjiaxingfen。
womasisideyongzijishouwanjiangzijideyifusisihuzhuquedidangbuzhuyanqiannanrensilangbandebaoli。
wobajibukenaidiyongshouzhuajinwomadeyilingshijingroucuo，zaijiangwomadekuzibaxialai，culudishenjinqu。
mengliedizhuangjishiwomabudebujiaohanchusheng，chajishangdeboliyinweimocaerfachushengxiang，taqueyuelaiyuexingfen，tongkongyinweijiqixingfenerjulieshousuo。
“xiao**，haixiangbuxiangyao，manbumanzua”
wozhinengwuzhudewuzhuzijideerduo，renpingyanleihualuozhiwodelianjia。
wanbi，tajiuxinglefenhao，kanjianshenxiaderenshiwodemama。
“tamade，zenmeshini，76hao**ni，zhensaorenxingqu。”
shuowanbawomatuilexiaqu，womahaimeihuanguolaijiuyoubeituilexiaqu，shentibushoukongzhizhongzhongdeshuaizai。
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wokanzheyanqiandenanrenyuwojiyilidenanrenfanfuzhongdie，daiyouyumoudeyixiao，anfuwanwaigongwaipohourangbaomudaolechajisuoyourenhe。
“meishi，babajiranzaiguonianshixiangchongchongxiyeshikeyide，zhibuguo——”
我的爸爸抬眼看我。
“只不过什么？”
“zhibuguoya，wodegegegenbabazhangdetaixiangle，ruguohaiyaozhujinlaidehua——”
“womenshimeishenmewenti，jiushipaya，zheizhouweidelingjukanxiaohuani。”
dangwoshishade？yigesishengzihaixiangzhujinwowaigongjiwomaqianmaidefangzi？
zheishiwobadesishengziyankuanglibiechuyisiyanlei。
“qishiwobuzhujinlaiyexingde，wodefuqinbuyaowole，danshiwoyebuxiangguaita，wozhidaomeiyigedouyouzijidenanchu。”
tatidaowofuqinshiyuqigengyanleyixia。
“muqinyigerenyangwozhangda，haihaozuijin——gandiekenshouliuwo。”
shuowan，kanqitarendoumeilita，tabachabeilideshuiyiqihewanjiuzhuangzuoqishenxiangzou。
cishiwodefuqinxiangandaoshenmenanrenzunyankaiguanneiyang。
“ba，ma，zheigehaiziwohuiliuzaijialide，buguannimentongbutongyi”
wodewaigongbunuziweidao。
“nixiangrangtazhujinlai？neinimenjiudougunchuqu。”
wodedesishengzikanjianwobayousuoyaobai，ganjinzhuangderenrufuzhong，duiwobashuo。
“gandie，ninjiuweilewogenwomafangqinindejiatingle，weilewomen，zheiyangbuhao”
taba“woma”lianggeziyaodegewaizhong，kexiwobadexinzhongbingmeiyoubatamendanghuishi，zuizhongyaodehaishizijideliyi。
wojianhuoshishaodebugouwang，tianlebahuo。
“ba，haishisuanleba，womenjiazhujinyigewairenyebutaiheshi。”
wobadeetouqingjinbaoqi，zhongzhongdishuaimenerchu。
wolianmanganweiqiwaigongwaipo，bingqiedaitamenchumenchifantuanyuanfanle。
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daojiuloumenkoushi，wokanjianlianggeshuxideshenying——wogaozhongbiaobaiguoderenchenfantan，lingyigeshiwomendetongbantongxuewufei。
“liuyuli，zhendeshinia。”
duimiandenvrenfachucierdexiaoshengzouxiangwo
“womenzhunbeijiehunleni，daoshihouniyidingyaolaia。”
gaozhongdeshihouwozheigenansheng，danshizhishiyinweimengjingzhongtataiguowenrourangwochennici，wokaishianchuochuodeguanzhuta。
tadepengyoumenyijitazijidoufaxianle，wodadanqilaizaikeshangguangmingzhengdadekanzhetaxiao，tafaxianwozhihouyeduiwozhexiao，haoxiangyexihuanwoneiyang。
qitarendouzaikanwomen，woyiweiwomenshixiaoyuanwenlidenannvzhu，youyudangshishilianainaosuoyiwoyigunaobiaobaile。
zuihoumeixiangdaowoshitamenplaydeyihuan，zheigenanshengliyongwoduitadexihuanrangwufeichicu，houlaitamenzaiyiqile。
wokanzheyanqiandenvren，bingbuxiangzhuangshenmehenshudeyangzi，benlaijiumeineimeshu，zhuangshenme？
“yuli，nibuhui——haixiangzhedangniandeshiqingba？douguoquzheimejiule。”
我嘲讽一笑。
“duia，woweishenmebuzaiyi？nieyifeibangwo，nijuedewoweishenmehuiyuanliangni？”
dangnianwobiaobaizhihou，zhibuguoshihenzhengchangdequcesuoluguochenfantan，meixiangdaoyihuilaijiutingjianwufeishuo。
“mourena，jiushigechou**，renjiadouyounvpengyoule，biaobaibuchenggong，tiantianshibushijiuxianggouyinbierennanpengyou？”
qitatongxuekanjianwohuilaile，jiugangadezhuaizhuaitadeyifu，shiyitabiezaishuoxiaqule。
“tatingmeitingjianguanwoshenmeshi，meitianzhuangdeyaosi，shitafanjian，wozijiwenxinwukui。”
wofanleyigebaiyanjita。
takanjianwofandebaiyan，qidechongdaowomianqianmadao。
“**shenmeyisia，zijidang**haiburangburangshuoleshiba！”
我气定神闲地站着。
“duia，wojiushi**，sheirangninanpengyouhaidabanyejiwofaxinxishuo【nishidiyigerangwojuedeneimedutederen】ni。”
tatingdeqidaofadou，yibazhuazhuwodetoufa。
woyebuganshiruo，henhenyongxigaidingxiangtadelian，tadebizibeizhongzhongdidingwaile。
tameiguoshibasuijiutoutouzhengrongle，meitianzhuangdediadiadezhouweiderenshuo。
“wodebizishitianrandeqiaoe。”
qishitadezhengronghenjihenmingxian，qitarenzhidaoyebuhaoshuoshenme。
tadenanpengyouzaikanjiantameilaidejiyangaitawaidiaobizideshunjian，biaoqingshanguoyishunjiandeyane。
ciketayijinggubushangtengtongle，zhihaolangbeidiwuzhebizicongmangtaozou。
chenfantandebiaoqingpumanleganga，yebingmeiyouxiangpaochuquanweiwufeidexiangfayijidongzuo。
yigecijingnvyigesongbaonan，zhenshitianshengyidui。
cikewozhengwubiqingxingzhetamende“jiaoutiancheng”bingqienengjiehun，yiduixinrenqingnimensuosibuyaochulaihuohaishehui。
chenfantanlanzhuwufeikuaibaoqidezhiti，jiangtahongquchifanle，wufeigenzhetayibianzouyibianshengqidebatadazaizijijianbangdeshousaozou。
woyegenwaigongwaipomamayiqichilezheidunfan，chuqushangcesuoshiquekanjianchenfantanzaidianzheyigenyanchouzhe。
“你还是在怪我？”
sheiguanni？wozhuanwanxianglikai，quebeitayishouzhuazhuwodeshoubei。
“**有病？”
womuguangtouluzhebinidikanzheta
taquezhuangdixianggeganzhechaoliudeyiyuyawenhuashamateqingnianneiyang
“wodaiwufeishuoshengbaoqian，woye——xianggennishuoshengbaoqian”
wopuchixiaolechulai，haobuzaiyidao
“nisuanshenmeren？yijudaoqianjiukeyile？nimenyaozhenjuedebaoqianjiutamaganjinyuanliwodeshenghuo”
yanwuliaorao，tabumandizhouqimei。
womengdichouchuwodeshouzoule。
diertiankanjianwodedouyinsixinzhale，wobeiwangbaole，mimimamadesixindoushieyipinglun，gengyoushenzhebawodeshoujihaobachulai，wodeshoujihaoyebeidabaole。
wokanzheweixinjiahaoyouliebiaode99?，yixiabajiahaoyoudeshezhiquanbuguanbi，dakaiwoguimidexinxi。
womingbailewobeiwangbaodeyuanyin——wufeigenchenfantanshiqinglvbozhu，zuotianwanshangwufeibawoshuochengyigebiaobaibuchengguyigouyintananpengyouerduitaeyuxiangxiangde**。
wodiankailezheigeshipinbingbofang，wufeiyanjinglichongmanlefennu。
“jiarenmensheidonga，wobeiyigezhiqiangenwonanpengyoubiaobaibeijudenvshengmale......”
chenfantanzhengyilianbaoqiandikanzheta，erwufeijixushuchu。
“houmiantahaibawodashangle，wohaizhulehaojiudeyiyuan。”
shijiwufeishiquxiufubizile，dangshichenfantanlengbaolilewufeihenjiu，kanjianwufeihuilaixuexiaohoulianbeixiufulecaiquhongwufei。
“zongdelaishuo，womenzuijinyaobanhunlile，fensibaobaomenyidingyaoxiaoxinzheiyangdenvsheng，qianwanbuyaorangtamengouyindaonimennanpengyou。”
chenfantanyeyandedaizhezhenchengjiaxintengdidiandiantou。
wokanlepinglunqu，henduogenzhewufeiyiqicaiwode，danshiyeyoufanduiwufeide。
【jiumeirenjuedetashuodeguaiguaideme？“wulunshisheiqiangzouwodenanpengyouwodouhuibataqianghuilaide”zheizhongnanrenhaiyaoqianga。】
wufeitedijialewoguimiweixin，zhuangzuobuzhiqingdemoyangshuo。
【zenmejiayulideweixinjiabushanga？nimenjintiankeyidingyaodaowomendehunlixianchange～】
wokanzheguimijiwofalaidejieping，haoxiaodexiaochuyanlei，wodangrandequa，jianzhengtamende“aiqing”。
wojiaoguimishoujihaoliaotianjilu，zuochengshipin，huaqianjiaobierentoutouheijintamenhunlibenlaiyaobofangde“meihaoshiguang”huanchengwojingxinanpaideshipin。
wojiaobaomushoujidechabeiyesongguoquyanledna，haiyaodaoguojitiancainengchujieguo。
woanshilaidaolehunlixianchang，kankanzheifu“shijidaxi”，wosuililesuilesibaisanshiba，zuozaizuoweishangdengdaizhechushijihaoxi。