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woyilianyihuo。［wanroujintianmianshishibaile，xinqingbuhao，nijiudangshihonghongta。
］laogongshenchushoujiangkonggaodewotuilexiaqu。sanfenzhongzuoyou，laogonglouzhujiangwanroudeyaoquchelikai，
yigexiaoshihoutangzailebinguandechuangshang。jiangwanrouxiaozheshuo：［aque，qiaowozheijixing，youwangjishuxinkonggaole。
］laogonghaobuzaihu：［tazhuangde。shanggezhouhaipashangshu，jiulelele。］lele，shiwomendenver。
tashuodeyinggaishidijiushibacidezhenggu。wopiaozaikongzhong，xinrusihui。01shouxian，wobushibiantai。qici，
woyebuzhidaoweishenmehuichuxianzaibinguan。womangrandipiaozaifangjianli，
kanzhejiangwanrouxuezheouxiangjulideshabaitiannvzhu，yangzhuangchijingdiqiaoleqiaobennaozi，zhangdazuiba：［aque，
qiaowozheijixing，youwangjishuxinkonggaole。］yuqiquetingbuchuyisideqianyi，chaxiangsiyi。
shenquezheigexueyidegaocaisheng，wanquanmeiyouchajue，yuqilihaidaizhejifenchaofeng：［tazhuangde。
shanggeyuehaipashangshu，jiulelele。］jiangwanrouwugudiyaozheshizhi，tongshizhuangmozuoyangdituileshenqueyiba，
jiaochenzheshuo：［qujieshuxinjiela。buran，tayaozouhuijiale。］duimianmiaohui，sangyinhaiyoudianchaoya。
［danxinshenme，bengjichangdaojiajiuwuliugongli，tazhiqianhaizouguoershiduogonglide。
zheiyanghairulenigexiaoyaojingdeyuan，youzheishijianganjintiaotiaohunsha。］shenquefushenqinleqintadezuijiao，
yanliranqixiongxiong**。exin。exintoule。piaozaikongzhongdewoyanquanfanhong，ganoulehaojisheng。
02wotubuzouershiduogonglihuijia，shiliangrenzhengguyouxidekaishi。jiangwanrouhuiguo，womenqujichangjieta。
turan，takanjianlewowumingzhishangdejiezhi，bengkuidaku。shenqueyouxiebaoqian，juedingxiansongtahuijia，
jiaowozaiyuandidengta。wugexiaoshihou，tiandouheile，shenqueyemeiyouchuxian。woshoujiguanjile，haimeiyoudaixianjin，
wozhinengzaiheiyelitubuzouleershiduogongli，liuhaidouchengletiaoxingma。huidaojia，
jiangwanrouzhengbaozhebaozhenkandianshiju，jianzhengwodejiongtai，
tadezuijiaozhibuzhudishangyang：［shenquejintianzuolechangshoushu，tebielei。shuxin，niyaojianliang。］［haiyou，
wojintianwanshangzaijialijiesuyiwan。］wodianlediantou，meifangxinshanghairangtazaodianxiuxi。diertianzhongwu，
wonazhebaolehaojigexiaoshidewujitangjishenquesongfan。xiaohushiyilianzhenjing：［shuxinjie，
shendafumeiyougaosuni，taqinglezuotianhejintianliangtianjiama？］woxiangqijinzaoliangrendebuziran，xinyufabuan，
damuzhizhandouzhedakaishouji，fanzhaoqizuotianjialidejiankonghuifang。jiankonghuamianli。shenquenazheliwu，
tanlekouqi：［bushengqile？nigexiaohuaidan，zhenggubierenbishoudaoliwuhaikaixin。ai，kexile，
woxinxinkukutiaoleyizaoshang。］jiangwanroujieguoliwu，wuzuiqingxiao：［wozheimehuai，
neiniganmahaiduiwoniannianbuwang？］tadunledun：［aque，womenwanyigezhengguyouxiba。
niyaoshinengkaozhenggushuxinyibaici，wojiujiajini。zuotiansuanniyici，haiyoujiushijiucio。
］jiangwanrouluchuhuya，jiaoqiaodichongshenquebilelianggejiu。shenquekanleyantashenhoudehunshazhao，
yanlishanguoyisizhengzha，danmianduichushoukejidebaiyueguang，tatuoxiele。wojiushigetiandadexiaohua。
guntangdeleizhudiluozaiwozuoshoudezuanjieshang，wohuiyiqijiangwanroukandaotashidebuganyuxianmu，quansuozhulezhangxin。
sanniandehunyin，wobukenfangqi。zhidaodijiushibacizhenggu，zheilianggechushengbashoushenxianglewodenverlele！
lianainaotongchangmeiyouhaoxiachang。shia。zhangfuyuqingmeizaibinguanwencun，erwozhengzaikongzhongdangqiuqian。
03shenquechuanzhejianbaichenshan，wanqixiukouluchujingxideshoubei，nizheguang，zuozaishafashang，
shouzhizaizhuomianshangqiaoaqiao。yo，shengqile。yigechibaohezuhuijiaderen，youshenmezigeshengqi？wojuedehaoxiao，
zuodaotaduimianzuoguilian。buliao，tajuranzheimejue，badiuzailinjujiadenverjuzhimenwai。
woshengqidizhuizhetalilun，shouzhiyigenyigenbaiguoqugentajiangdaoli。［diyi，nishileledebaba。
］［dier，wobuzaijia，niyinggaihaohaozhaogulele……］yiluzhuidaoleyangtai，tingdaojiangwanroudeshengyin，
wohongzheyanbimai。tazaihetabaodianhuazhou。shuowobushanjierenyi、xiaoqi，shenzhishuo：［wanrou，
zhangshuxinliannideyigentoufasiyebibushang。wo，shizhendehouhuiquleta。］woqidaozhiduosuo。yiruduonianqian，
jiangwanrouweileshuaiqiduojindexuezhanggentatilefenshou，chuleguo。tamatabaijin、wuzhi，
dingzhewodeyanjingshuo：［shuxin，nishanliangwenrouyouchuchubaorong。yujianni，wocaizhidaoshenmeshizhenzhengdeai。
］duoniandehuixuanbiaojingzhunwuwudizhazaiwoxuelinlindexinkou，chanchandishenchuxianxue。wochuixiamouzi，
yanjingliduimanleshiwang。zhongwushierdianzheng，wohaishimeiyouhuijia，
shenquewenzhewaibianpiaolaidefancaixiangweiyanlekoukoushui。talenghengleyisheng，
duqibanguanshanglemen：［youbenshijiuyibeizibiehuilai。］04yourensizailebengjichang，
laobandiyishijianxuanzelebaojing，dianshitaiyeshangmenshishibobao。zhuchirennazhemaikefeng，
zhanzaijingtouqian：［sizhehuanyouxiantianxingxinzangbing，shoudaoguodujinghecusi，shuyuyiwaisiwang，
danshitiwurenrenling。muqianjingfangzhengzaijierudiaocha，
changshiyunvshengdejiashuqudelianxi……］wopinmingdizhizhedianshipingmulineizhangdalemasaikederenlian，
youzhilezhiwoziji。shenque，kana。shiwo，shiwoa。wobushibuxianghuijia，shiwosile。nibuyaoshengqi，
ganjinqujielelehuijia。lelemeitianwanshangdekusheng，wotingdexintong，gengjiatonghenzijidexinruan。
shenquejiangjiukexueyanjin，culexiameizhuantaihoujixuzhanzaijingziqiandaogu，chumenqianhaihanjiandipenlexiangshui。
yishidaotashiqujianjiangwanrou，wodexinhaishihuiyizhenjiaotong。talinzhexinxiandecai，qiaoxiangjiangwanroudejiamen，
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meikongdeshenyishenghuizhucai，limazhaleguo：［shenque！sannian，nimeiyouzhuguoyicijiwochi！
］shizaishitaiguofenle。jiangwanrouxiangzhengxingdichangleliangkou，jiuwanqileshouji，
dengchidaolebangexiaoshidewaimaiyisongshangmen，limajiangshenquedefancaidaojinlelajitong。wasai，zheishichilegoushi？
wohuiguotou，yilianquweididingzheshenquetieqingdelian，zuochuzuikeguandepingjia。buguo，wodiguleshenque。
zaizheizhongqingkuangxia，tajuranhainengpingxinjingqidishuo：［neiwoxiacizuonixihuanchide。］jiangwanroudianlediantou，
bianchibianshuo：［neigewaimaiyuanchidaolebangexiaoshi，woduzidouebianle。denghui，
jiujitaxiegewubaizidechaping。］talianshanghaiguazheweixiao，shenzhijieguowaimaishitahaixieguorenjia。
wuneiyoudianleng，wojipigedadiaoleyidi。05jintianshenqueyuelexiawushisha，genyiyuanqingleyitiandejia。
qiziyitianbujian，zhangfubuguanbugu。shuoshihua，wohaishihuinanguo。danmeiyouguanxi，
jintianwoshoudaolehuanyandeluqutongzhi。huanyankeshibeishizuizhimingdeshipinshejigongsi，
wushurenjipoletoudouxiangjinqu。wogaoxingdizhuanqilequanquan，youjidongdipiaodaotaerbianwenta：［zenmeyang？
shenque，woshibushifeichanglihai。］shenqueyandidezhenjinghaiweitunqu，womouziliyouranqilexiwangdehuohua。
jieguoxiayimiao，tajurandadianhuahejiangwanroushuo：［wanrou，zheiniantoudepianzizhenshishenmedouganshuo。
juranshuozhangshuxinneigetubaotongguolexinyandemianshi。zenmekeneng，
nizheimeyouxiudoumeiyoubeiluqu……］debudaotadekending。tadehuajiuhaosiyipenlengshui，
bawoquanshenjiaolegetou，lengdaosesefadou。dianhuaneitouchuanlaigangadehahasheng，
jiangwanrouguyiyindaoshenquetiwohuijuezheifengongzuo。shenquesuibianbianlegeliyou。
dianjifasongzhihoutayouduizhejiangwanroushuo：［wobiaomeijiushihuanyande，wotuotabangbangmang。］dantabuzhidao。
zijiyinyiweihaodexiaoqingmei，zaidiyilunmianshishijiubeirenshualexiaqu。06lichufahaiyouyigexiaoshi，
shenquejiedaoleyitongdianhua：［nihao，zheilishitongchengpaichusuo。nideqizizhangshuxinhuanyouxiantianxingxinzangbing，
zaibengjiguochengzhongyiwaicusi，qingnijieai。mafanguolairenlingyixiashiti，jinkuaiqianmingqueren，xiexiepeihe。
］shenqueyiweishiwodeezuoju，lengxiaozheshuo：［nishishuowodeqiziwangebengji，sile？
wozijijiushigeyisheng，tadeshentisuzhiqiangdaokeyidasitouniu，pianguia。nigaosuta，
xiangzhengguwohaiyaozailianjinian。］shenquewanquanbuxin，zhengzhunbeiguaduandianhua，
duimianderenyoujinjiezheshuo：［shenxianshengruguojuburenling，womenzheibianhuitongzhibinyiguanhuohuashiti。
］huatingzhebuxiangshijiade。shenquexiangguohewolihun，danconglaimeiyouxiangguowoqushi，yixiazijiuhuangleshen。
dantahaishiguzhidirenwei，shiwoshengqilepianta，tedidajilewodeguimilinjia：［shuxinshibushizainijia？
nimenxiangganma？nikuaidianrangtahuijia！］linjiazhaleguo，duizheshoujitingtongfachujianruibaoming。
［nishuoshenme……dudu］shenqueguaduanledianhua，chadianmeiyouzhanwen，naqicheyaochichonglechuqu。youmencaidaodi，
chekaideyoukuaiyoumeng。shiduofenzhongjiudaoletongchengpaichusuo，jingchatongzhipailepaitadejianbang，
lingzhetaqurenlingshiti。woshenshanghaichuanzheneiridehongqunzi，xianyandekouhongxiandewodeliangengjiacangbai。
yanjing、bizi、zuiba，shenquedeshixianyiluxiangxia，tahaishibuganxiangxinwosiledeshishi。
keshitijiubaizaitayanqian，wodelinghunyezaitadezuoshoubian。tahaikan，mouzilihaizangzhedianguang。
jintiandeshenyishenghaomoji，zaocanwufenzhongneigaodingderen，dingzhejuchouloudeshitikanlejiangjinshifenzhong。
turantazhuyidaolewoguangtutudewumingzhi，xiaochulesheng：［zheigebushiwodeqizi。nikan，
tazuoshouwumingzhichumeiyouhunjie。woqizizuibaoguitale，daishangquzhihoujiumeiyouzhaixialaiguo。
］jingguanchenmoleyishun：［shenxiansheng，wolijienidebeitong，danwomenyijingbiduiguodna，
querensizheshenfenweizhangshuxinnvshi。zhiyuhunjie，zhangnvshikenengshifangzaijialile，nixianhuijiaquzhaozhaoba。
］duia，shenque。hunjiefangzaiwoshijuzidediercengchoutili，dixiahaiyougexiaoxiaodejingxi。
wocaitayidinghuixihuan。07jiangwanroujianshenquehuilaile，limashangqianlazhutadeshou：［mangwanle？
womenganjinquhunshadianba，buranjiuguoleyuyueshijianle。］shenqueshuaikailetadeshou，
hongzheyanjiangjializhaogelebian。dongzuoyouneimedejiqie。bianzhaohaibianshuozhe：［wocaibuxin，
zhangshuxinjiuzheimesile。ta……tameiyoujiezhi，shuobudingshigemaopai……］huo。
choutilidezuanjieguangsudaletadelian，shenquekanqingdixiadedongxihougengyandahan：［zhangshuxin，nizenmegan！
］bushi，zenmehaibalihunxieyishusichengleyikuaikuaide。zhenyaolihun，youbuleyi。wochazheyao，mataqipa。
［aque？］jiangwanroubuzhidaoshenmeshihouchuxianzailewoshi，puguoqulouzhushenquedeyao。
tashenziyijiang：［buhaoyisi，wanrou。nixianzhunbeihaohuanyandemianshi，shishayihouzaiqu。
］shenquebiaomeizuipizidoushuotulupile，lingdaocaidayingjicimianshijihuijijiangwanrou。［biaoge，
nijiaonipengyourenzhenzhunbeixia。wokanguole，tashangcidiyilunmianshijieguojiubutailixiang，
guanyushipinshejiyiqiaobutong。］［ai，haishibiaosaolihai。buguokexile，biaogenizhuyishenti，
buyaotaishangxinle。］shenquezheicaizhidao，jiangwanroudiyilunmianshideshihoujiubeishualexiaqu。taidulenglejifen。
08wosihou，shenquejielelelehuijia。linjuzhizhetadebizidama：［naliyounizheiyangdangbabade？
banverdiudaobierenjiali，buguanbugu。］shenquebaozhelele，daolehaojibianduibuqi。jianlelehuilai，
jiangwanroutoutoufanlegebaiyan，mianshangshifenreqing，jiezhezhaoguleledemingtougancuibanlejinlai。
tongshijiangjialidejiaju、jiayongquanhuanle。tonggexiaoqudedengayikanjianle，haihenshikexi：［aiyou，
zheihaohaode，hainengyonga。］jiangwanroufanlegebaiyan：［woziranshiyaoyongzuihaode。zaishuosirenyongguodedongxi，
duohuiqia。］dengayilimapeilekoukoushui，dama：［wopei，xiaosanhaidengbizishanglianle。niyaoshiwonver，
wofeidedaduannidetui！］jiangwanrouchongshangqu，yibahaozhudengayidetoufa。laorenjiameizhanwen，diezuozaidishang，
rangjialirenganjindaizhequjinyiyuanjiancha。shenqueyihuijia，haimeilaidejixiehui，
jiushoudaoledengayierzidegaozhuang。toutongbingfanle。pianpianzheigeshihou，lelehaikule。
kongqizhongmimanzheyigunanyiyanyudechouwei，shenquezhidaoshinverlachouchoule，xiangrangjiangwanroubangyixiamang。
tawanquanbudali，ziguzidiwanshouji。wokantajihuyaobaofa，youyalexiaqu。daxiatiande，
niaobudoumeiyouhuanguo，douwuchufeizile。leledatuineicehongtongtongdeyipian，shenqueyanlixiemanlexintong。
daoleshenye，chenjiangwanroushushui，tatoutouweiwodianshangyizhuxiang，guizaiwodeyixiangqianketou。
wotingtashuolewushubiande［duibuqi］，erduodouqilejianzi，xinliyufaexin，xiangshengtunlezhicangying。
09jiangwanrounianqingpiaoliang，youaichuanhongqunzi。shenzhizaiwodezanglishang，tayezhaochang。yixiazi，
tachenglerenqunzuiliangyandecunzai。bufenchanghedechuanzherangbushaorenmeitoujinsuo，dingzhetaxiaoshengququ。
jiangwanroubuyiweiran，shuliandiwanzhushenquewen：［aque，wojintianpiaobupiaoliang？］shenquelianseyoudiannankan，
momolakaileyutazhijiandejuli。［nikanshuxinfumudouqushile，jiuyouzhezheijiantizizheimeqifutashiba？
wogaosunishenque，wolinjiahaihuozheni！jintianzheigezhu，wotishushuayizuole。
］guimilinjiadiyigerenbule，shangqujiushuailetayibazhang，dawanshouxindouzaifanhong。jinjiezhe，
tayouzhizheshenquedebizidama：［haiyouni。wuduanduandaishuxinqushenmebengjichang，naozichoufenglea。
nibuzhidaotakonggaoma？nibuzhidaotayouxiantianxingxinzangbingma？］shenquedanaoyipiankongbai，jieliandianleliangcitou，