上午毁我丹田下午在你坟前烧钱
《上午毁我丹田下午在你坟前烧钱》 小说介绍
xiaoshuozhurengongshifengtingxuexiaobaidaodexiaoshuojiao《shangwuhuiwodantianxiawuzainifenqianshaoqian》，tadezuozheshizhishouyanhuosuobianxiedegudaifenggedexiaoshuo，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：fuzejinmaosuannidemuzhanglaoganjinshuodao：“zhangmen，zhenpaishenshoubumanzuzanmenjitadesanmeiziqiaolinglongguo，xiangrangzanmenjiangjinnianchengshudeziqiaolinglongguoquandouliujitachi……...
《上午毁我丹田下午在你坟前烧钱》 第5章 萧百道金毛狻猊镇派神兽 免费试读
xiaobaidaojuedehenxinlei，bierenjiadezhenpaishenshoudoushidingxinwan，tamenxuantianzongdezhenpaishenshoukehao，xiuweiyizhizaidaotuibushuo，haifeichifeihe，xiazheteng！
zhengnaoxindeshihou，tingjiantaxinaidexiaotudishuodao：
“shifu，tabuhuishifa、qingleba？”
xiaobaidaochadiancongfeijianshangdiaoxiaqu！
这是什么虎狼之词！
zheishiniyigexiaoguniangyinggaishuodehuama？！
“xiuyaohuyanluanyu！jinmaosuannishengxingwanlie，kendingyouxiangchenjitichushenmetiaojian，guoqukankanjiuzhidaole。”
jinmaosuannizuoweixuantianzongdezhenpaishenshou，diweichaoran，shoujiujiuzaizhufengyishidiandehoumian。
shoujiuqianmianweizhebushaoren，quandoushiyilianjiaojizhise。
jinmaosuanniyibianhoujiaoyibiantuozhuaigudingzaitabozishangwannianxuantielian，napaboziyijingxianxuelinliyebuzaihu。
kandaoxiaobaidaoguolai，jiaohuandegengqijingle！
zhongrenlianmangjixiaobaidaoxingli，xiaobaidaobailebaishou：“zenmehuishi？”
fuzejinmaosuannidemuzhanglaoganjinshuodao：
“zhangmen，zhenpaishenshoubumanzuzanmenjitadesanmeiziqiaolinglongguo，xiangrangzanmenjiangjinnianchengshudeziqiaolinglongguoquandouliujitachi。
keshininyezhidao，zanmenjiuzhizhezheixieziqiaolinglongguotianbukuikong，zenmekenengquandoujitachi？！
tajianwomenbudaying，jiuzheiyangle，yijingnaotenghaojitianle。”
xuantianzongyouyizhuziqiaolinglongshu，shibeiyujinyoudeyizhu。
sanshinianyikaihua，sanshinianyijieguo，sanshinianyichengshu。
yejiushishuo，jiushiniancainengchuchanyipiziqiaolinglongguo。
yinci，yiguonanqiu，jiagebufei。
duiyuxuantianzongzheiyangdeqiongbizongmenlaishuo，zheikeshijishiyu。
nengjijinmaosuanniliusanmei，yijingshifeichangbucuole。
可是，它想全都要。
xiaobaidaonaizhexingzihejinmaosuannishuoleyiduidadaoli，jinmaosuanniquandangtazaifangpi，naotengdegengxiongle。
fengxixinzhongweidong，shuzhong，zheitoujinmaosuannimilianshangleshenzhilandelingchong，jieguozaimeiyouleliyongjiazhideshihou，beibopichaigu，mingsanghuangquan。
suoyi，tadejitaxiadianhenyao。
xiangdaozheili，tacoudaoxiaobaidaojinqian：
“shifu，jirantaxiangyaoneijiujitahaole。”
xiaobaidaozhoumei：“tuer，niyousuobuzhi，ziqiaolinglongguohaiyaoyonglaihuanlingshi……”
xiaobaidaojiandanjieshilejiju。
yejiushifengxixianzaishitadexinjianzi，yaoburankendingyaoxunchijiju。
fengxigouqiyimoqianxiao：“shifu，shuodaodizanmenjiushixiangyongziqiaolinglongguohuanlingshi，jiranzhenpaishenshouxiangyaochiguozi，neitajiudexiangbanfajizanmenzhuanlingshi。
wokantapicaorouhoude，jiusuanchuxueleyebuzhidaoteng，buruzanmenjitafangdianxuenachuqumai。
woxiangxinjinmaosuannidexuekendingbiziqiaolinglongguozhiqian！
zuizhuyaodeshi，zheiwanyisuijisuiyou，genbenbuyongdengjiushinian，jianzhishiquzhibujinyongzhibujiea！”
金毛狻猊：“……”
你特么简直不是人！
jianguosunde，nizheimesundewohaishidiyicijiandao！
shenmejiaosuijisuiyou？nidangwoshinainiuni！
hai，haiquzhibujinyongzhibujie？
这说的叫人话吗？！
zheishi，fengxiyoushuodao：“shifu，chulexuezhiwai，wokantazheishenjinmaoyebucuo，meishizanmenjiutidianxialai，zuochengmaozihuozhexiaokanjiankendingnengmaigehaojiaqian！
zaibuji，zanmenhaikeyiduojitanongjitiaosuolian，duiwaimaimenpiao，rangqitasanpaiderenguolaicanguan。
yaoshijideqianzugouduojiukeyishangqumo，wulunshinaodaihaishi**doukeyisuibianmo……”
jinmaosuanniqidezhichouchou！
我是镇派神兽！
我是玄天宗的脸面！
nijuranrangwochulai……maishen？
臭丫头，你找死！
jinmaosuannizheshishibeiqizhele，zhangzhexuependakouduizhefengxiyitongnuhou。
凤溪一呲小白牙：
“nishuoniyuanyi？neijintianjiukaishifangxuetimaoba！
wokannitoudingdemaobucuo，yihuierjiujinitigeguangtou，zayang？”
金毛狻猊：“……”
老子不想当和尚！
zheishi，fengxiyoushuohuale！
“shifu，shifu，woyouxiangdaoyigezhuanqiandehaobanfa！
hunyuanzongyanglebushaocixinglingshou，xiangyaozhaoyushoumendexiongshoupei、zhong。
buru，zanmenbazheigehuoqiangguolai，rangzhenpaishenshouheneixiecixinglingshoujiangjiangniangniang，kendingnengzhuanhenduoqian……”
jinmaosuannizaiyeshoubulezheigeweiqu，zhijieqiyunguoqule。
凤溪：“……”
就这？还镇派神兽？
xinlichengshounengliyetaichale！
xiaobaidaoyemeixiangdaojinmaosuannihuibeizijidexiaotudihuohuojiqiyunle。
qiaojianzaineitingshidejinmaosuanni，laotouzijuede……tingjieqi。
zaichangdeqitarenyejuedehenjieqi。
yaobushiyoudiancaoshoubaofuzaishenshang，douxiangchenjishangquchuailiangjiao。
guanjianshizheiwanyiertaizhaorenhenle！
jinmaosuannixinglaideshihou，shoujiuqianmianyijingmeirenle。
zhiyouyigedapaizi，shangmianxiezheyijuhua：
yaoguobuyaolian，yaolianbuyaoguo，zijixuan！
金毛狻猊：“……”
选个屁！
老子当然要脸！
chouyatou，wohenishibuliangli！zouzheqiao！
chucizhiwai，taxinliyezhongxialeyigeniantou，hunyuanzongdelingshoudoushihuachi，douxiangjielaozidezhong！
yihoujiandaoyigeyaosiyige！
laozifengliutitang，yingyongwudi，yeshinimenzheixiexiaoyaojingnengxiaoxiangde？
做梦去吧！
wangyoujinyemantianxingdianping：xiwangzhishouyanhuozaixieyizhongzheiyangdeshuangwenya，danshizhishouyanhuoyaozhuyishentiao，buyaotiantiandoushilingchenshuijue，henrongyishengbingde！haolahaola，wanwuminglang，shenghuokeai，qidaizhishouyanhuodexinshu
wangyoubiyantingfengdianping：shangwuhuiwodantianxiawuzainifenqianshaoqianzheishiyibenjiqiyouxiudeyibuzuopin！wulunshicongzuozhezhishouyanhuodewenbihaishirenwusheding，juqingsheding，doujijuyouxianshigan，zhenzhengdenenggourangduzhedairujinqu，shizaishishangchengzhizuo！wuxinghaoping！