《为复仇,我装了三年傻子》 小说介绍
zuozhe“tajiu”jingxinbianxiewanchengdeyanqinggushi,《weifuchou,wozhuanglesannianshazi》shizheibenshudemingzi,zheibuxinzuopinzuijinhuobaoshangxianle,gushiqingjieshengdongganren,zhurengong:lichengganglimuyansuyi,liangrenzhijiandeqingganjiugefeichangjingcai,xiaoshuojianjie:「chenguanyuedemamashibushishuohuangle?huibuhuigenbenmeiyouzheibiqian?」suyipielewoyiyan,suikoushuodao。「bukenengde,yiqiaoyuyudexingge,taken……
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wunianqiandeyichangyiwai,rangwozaibingchuangshangtangleliangnian,xinglaihou,wobianchenglezhizhang。
jifujiwochisoufan,woshahuhudixiaozhesaleyidi。
jiejiejieyouwanshuademingyiqiadawo,wojiuabaabadihetaxinao。
nanpengyouhejiejiezaiwomianqianqinre,wokaixindikoushuiliuleyidi。
「shizhenshale。」tamendechuzuihoudejielun。
yushi,wodenanpengyouhewodejiejieenaidizoudaoleyiqi,jifunazoulemuqinyuanbenliujiwodequanbucaichan,tamenyibianzhemowo,yibianbingtaidixiangshouzhewodebingtongdaijitamende「fuli」,queyouxianqiwoshigetuoyouping,yincijiabeidinvedaiwo。
ketamenbuzhidaodeshi,wozaozaiyinianqian,jiuyijingkangfule。
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「zhenshigehuiqidedongxi,kendingshinizuotianpenglewodeshoubiao,wojintiancaihuishuqian!」
lichenggangyibazhangshandaowodehoubeishang,woyigeliejupudaozaidi,etoulizhuojiaozhiyouyilimi,wohedeyanlekoukoushui,ranhoukuaisudiaozhengleqingxu,fanshenzuodaodishang,zhuaizhelichenggangdeshou,shaxiaozheshuo:「xihuan!haowan!baba......tui......tuiyueyue!」
「nigengezhizhangzhishenmeqi!」limuyanzoudaowogenqiandunxiashen,wenrouditiwofupinglebinbiandesuifa,ranhoubaniunaidijiwo,「guai,yueyue,heniunaideshijiandaole。」
「hao,haojiejie,heniunai!」wopaizheshuangshoujieguoniunai,hejinqudeyishunjian,wochangdaolesuansedechouwei,danwobunengtuchulai。
woyaonulibanyanyigezhilizhangaihuanzhe,cainengzaizheigejiashengcunxiaqu。
「nizheifuyangzi,wozhenshizenmekandoukanbunia。」jianworucixiangshoudihezheguoqiniunai,limuyanshijingdinieleniewodelian,zuijiaoguazhehenlidexiaoyi。
wochitong,xiaorongquegengsheng。
womengdibaniunaiyikoupenlechulai:「jiejie!zangzang!hahaha!zangzang!」
limuyandejianjiaohuapotianji,yuwochidaidixiaoshengxingchengxianmingdeduibi。
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zidasannianqianwocongbingchuangshangxinglaihou,wojiuyizhiguozhezheiyangdeshenghuo。
wunianqian,wohemamachuleyichangyanzhongdejiaotongyiwai,wochenglezhiwuren,mamaquedangchangqushi。
zuikaishineiliangnian,zuoweiwojifudelichenggangweilebiaomianshangdetimian,yiranzaichuqianweiwozhiliao,bijingtayijingnazoulewomamayishouchuangbandegongsi,jichengletasuoyoudecaichan,ruguozaizheigeshihouqiwoyubugu,yulunshangguobuqu。ketachulezhiliaofeiyongyiwai,meiyouweiwoqingguoyigehugonghuobaomu,fanershiwomamayiqiandebaomuliumafenwenbuqudezhudongzhaoguzhewo。
wogangsuxingdeneiduanshijian,zhiliyanzhongshousun,bianchengleshentinianling27suijingshennianlingquebuzu6suideyoutong,lichenggangdenverlimuyanyuanbenshigehaowurenqidezhubo,quekaishiliyongwozhibomaican,weiciturandahuo,zhuanlebushao,changdaoletiantoudetasidixiaduiwogezhongzhemo,quezaizhibozhongduiwowanbanaihu,yincishouhuolebushaofensi。
erwocongqiandenanpengyousuyi,yaoshenyibianchengweilewodejiefu,hewojiejieenairusi,rujiaosiqi。
yebuzhisuanbusuanyixueqiji,wojingranzailichenggangfunvliangdeshuangzhongzhemoheliumadejingxinzhaoliaoxiakangfule。
kewomeiyourangrenherenzhidaozheijianshi,wozaideng......
dengdaiyigejihui,songlichengganghelimuyanxiadiyu。
yinweitamenfunvliang,zuoguotaiduoeshile。
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zuijinyigeyue,liumajialichulejishi,tahuiquzhaogujialirenle。
tazaideshihou,wohainengchishangbaofan,tabuzai,wozhinengchitamendeshengcaishengfan。
yinweizaizheigejiali,woshimeiyouzigeshangzhuode。
suoyiwokangfuhoudezheimezhangshijianyilai,woyibianyaojiazhuangzijishigezhizhang,yibianyaoxiangbanfabaohuziji,haiyaobaozhengzijidewenbao。
yucitongshi,wohaizaixiangjinbanfashoujitamenzheijinianfanxiadeexing,zhidaizaizuihouyike,jitamenzhimingyiji,duohuiyuanbenshuyuwohewomuqindeyiqie。
wozuozaiyangtaishangwanzheniba,zheipenlanhuashisuyihuadajiaqianmaihuilaisongjilichenggangde,ketanalizhidao,lichenggangzheigeyongsuyouwuzhidecuren,tapingrilidewenzhibinbindoushiwomuqinweilerangtagengqingsongdijiedaokehu,gengkuaidibeirenkedebaozhuangbale,tagenbenbudongdexinshangzheixiegaoyazhiwu,jiazhishangwandelanhuabaizaizheili,yebuguoshiyizhuyecao。
toufamengdibeirenzhuaiqi,wobeituozhuaidaoledishang,yigujiuqipumianerlai,wozhidao,lichenggangyouhejiule。
muqinsihou,lichengganglaobenchidechabuduole,gongsiyinianburuyinian,jiashangtabenshenyouhaodulanjiu,qianhuadehenkuai,youshishenzhihaiyaokaolimuyanzhibodaihuozhuanqianyangta,jiuxianggexixuegui。
「baba,yueyuetongtong!tongtong!」woaihaozhepazaidishang,dishengwuyan,buduandizhongfuzhe,「tongtong,tongtong,babachuichui,chuichui。」
lichenggangturanmeileshengxiang,woganjuetazhanzaiyuandizhushilewohenjiu。
「duibuqi,shibababuhao。」taturanfuxiashenlai,yanjingfahongdikanzhewo,yizhishoudazailewobuxiaoxin**dejianbangshang,「babamomo,yueyuebutong。」
woxintiaoyizhi,lingrenzuooudehuiyifushangxinjian。
wojihukuaiyiwanglelichenggangcengjingweixieguowozheijianshi,zhibuguobeilimuyanfaxian,chizeletajiju,zhihoutajiushoulianle。
wobeiaidiminleminzuichun,ranhouyangqixiaolian,shenchushouwozhulelichenggangdeshou:「baba,wan......nipaiyi、wopaiyi......」
「lai,womenqulimianwan。」
lichenggangqianqiwodeshou,bawodaijinleweishengjian。
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「aiyo,xiaozuzong,nizenmezaizheilia!」liumamengdituikaileweishengjiandemen,zhizhilezhengzhunbeituowoyifudelichenggang。
wonazhelinyutou,chixiaozhedaochulin:「liumama,liumama!yiqiwan......wanshui......wanshui......」
liumamafeikuaidisaoshileyiliangangadelichenggangyiyan,yibabaozhulewo:「lixiansheng,zenmezheimezongrongyueyuewanshuini?zheidalengdetian!」
「tanaozheyaowande,nihuilaileyehao,ganjindaizouba。」lichenggangyiliancaise,taoyesidebenchuleyushi。
「meishiba?yueyue,lai,liumamakankan,youmeiyounalibushufu?」liumajinzhangdejianchazhewo。
「meiyou......」
「youmeiyoupengdaoninali?tamonilema?tuoniyifulema?shuoshihua,biepa,youliumamazai。」liumamayanlihanlei,shengyinzhandou,wotingdexinxiayizhensuanteng,zhihaopujintahuaili,shaxiaozhezhongfushuo:「yueyuemeishi,yueyuexiang......xiangliumama......」
liumajianzhuang,renbuzhudishengchouqiqilai。
liumashiwomuqinyiqiandebaomu,henduonianqian,wodemuqinzailiumashengmingchuiweishijiuletayiming,zaineizhihou,liumajiubasuoyoudeshijianhexinxuedouyongzailezhaoguwomuqinshenshang,houlaimuqinyiwailishi,tajiuyizhiliuzailewoshenbian。
qishiwoxinlihenqingchu,ruguoyaofuchou,liumayidingshiwozuihaodebangshou,yeshiwozuizhidexinrenderen,kewobuzhidaozijigaibugaibatajuanjinlai,tabengaikeyinazhewomamajitadeyanglaoqiananduwanniande,queweilewomamadeenqing,bazijikunzaiwoshenbian,zheimeduonian。
我无声地叹息。
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jintianshilimuyanzhiboderizi,tarangwojuzhe「woshizhilizhangaihuanzhe,qingbangbangwoba」depaizi,yizhanjiushibangexiaoshi,woleihuaile,「wa」deyishengkulechulai,pinglunqushunjianzhakaileguo,yourenzhiyitamaican,yourenshuotagenbenbuaimeimei,limuyanhuangle,taganjinbawobaozaihuaili,yongliqiazhewodedatui,wenwoaibuaijiejie。
woyiyiyayadijiaolebantian,hanzheleidiantou,baozhejiejiebudiedishuozhe「zuiaijiejiele,yueyuezuiaijiejiele」。
zhiboyijieshu,limuyanjiujiuzhewodeerduobawolinquleketing。
「ba,womendaodishenmeshihoucainengshuaixiazheigehuiqidedongxi,fansile,chadianhuilewodezhibo。」woguisuozaiqiangjiaofadou,zuilinannannianzhe「huiqidongxi、huiqidongxi」。
「niyiweiwobuxianga?」lichengganghelekoucha,xianedikanlewoyiyan,「dexiangbanfawenchutamaliujitadeneibiqiandaodizainaera!」
shile,lichenggangwunianlaiyizhimeiyoufangqiwodezuizhongyaodeyuanyin,jiushiyinweizheibiqian。
zheishiwomuqinqiangchengzheyikouqi,liujilichenggangweiyideyijuyiyan。
「zheijinianshenmefangfadouxiangguole,yidianxiansuodoumeiyou。」limuyanaishengtanqidikaozaisuyihuaili,meicilimuyanzhibodeshihou,tadouhuilaibangtadaxiashou。
「chenguanyuedemamashibushishuohuangle?huibuhuigenbenmeiyouzheibiqian?」suyipielewoyiyan,suikoushuodao。
「bukenengde,yiqiaoyuyudexingge,takendinghuijizijiweiyidenverliuxiahoulude。」lichenggangyoudao。
buguozheici,haizhenbeisuyishuozhongle。
queshimeiyouzheibiqian,zheizhishimuqinpameiyourenzhaoguwo,gaosulichenggangdetuocibale。
wodileditou,yanjingbingbujujiaodisichukanzhe,zuilifanfutaotao:「mama、mama」。
wodemuguangluozaichufangdeanchu,liumazhanzaineili,sihuzhushilewohenjiu。
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limuyanhesuyiqucanjiawanghongjuhuile,lichenggangzhizouleliuma,jinwanzhiyouwohetazai。
wozaiketingliwanjimu,tazoudaowoshenbian,jiangshoudazaiwoshenshang,wohuiguotou,kanzhetaluchudaizhidexiaorong:「baba,aibaba。」
「yueyuezhendeaibabama?」lichenggangfumowodetoufa,「neinibangbabaxizaohaobuhao?」
「buxizao、buxizao,yueyuebuaixizaozao!」wozhengzhazheyaotou,shitupazou,quebeilichenggangyibazhuazhujiaohuai,tuolehuilai。
「guainvhaidouyaobangbabaxizaode,yueyuebushizuiguailema?」
「guai......yueyueguai......」
woyanjianzhezijiyouyicibeitatuojinleweishengjian,qiangrenzheneixinneifanyongerlaideexin,kanzhelichenggangyijianyijiantuodiaolezijideyifu,yijiuchishadixiaozhe。
「xizaozao,xizaozao......」
「bababangnituoyifuhaobuhao?」lichenggangmanzuideyanjiuqipumianerlai,tashenchushou,chupengdaolewodexiongbu。
为复仇,我装了三年傻子