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《wokaoheipinghuobianquanwang》shiyibuchongmanaiqingyumaoxiandeyanqingxiaoshuo,youyebanwanjingxingousiercheng。gushizhong,jiafangsongjinxiujinglileyiduanjianxindelvcheng,zaituzhongyudaole[biaoqian:zhujiaodebanlv],errengongtongmianduizhelaizineixinhewaijiedekaoyan。tamentongguoyonggan、jianchihexinren,zuizhongzhanshenglekunnan,shixianlezijidemubiao。“meiyoumeiyou,yihoudoubuhuiyoule。”“jiemuzuyouzhangdaoqingdeyisheng,ganjinqukankanba。”xiatianbatacongshenzhihuaidebeishangjiexialai,kangzhetayiqueyiguaidechaozhe……jianghuanqiduzhexinzhongduiaiqingheyongqidexiangwang。
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“xiaofanga!”tidaozheigezhangdaokaishiyuzhongxinzhangdeufota。“niyezhidao,nihesongyingdizairesoushanggualezheimejiuduitayouduodadeshanghai,tamendejingjigongsikebushishenmeshancha。”
“shenmeyisi。”jiafangzhengzhedayanjingkanzheta。
“qishiwozheicizhaoniguolaiyeshiweilejiezhezheigejihuirangnimibuzhiqiandeguocuo,jisongjinxiuxibai。”
“怎么洗?”
“henjiandan,nizhiyaozaijiemushangduisongjinxiuxianyinqinjiuhaole,yisongyingdidexingzi,kendingbuhuidalini,jiuerjiuzhidajiayehuimingbai,zheiyiqiedoushinidanfangmiandeyuanyin。”
“neibushitiangouma!”tinglebantianjiafangsuanshitingmingbaile,shenghuolidangtiangoujiusuanle,zenmejiemushangyeyaojixutian,zheirangtaduicihendichu。“neisongjinxiuni?tayezhidaozheijianshima?”
“tabenrenshibuzhidaode,zheishiwohetadejingjigongsidachengdexieyi,zuoweihuibao,chuleluzongyizheisanbaiwan,zongyijieshuzhihou,haifuzengniyitaojuben,yinidezhangxiang,chumingzhirikedai。”
shuozhetadiguoyizhangxieyi。
jiafangkanzheta“heshan”debiaoqing,chiyizhejieguolai,zenmekanzenmejuedetaxiangneizhengzhedaizikoudedahuilang,dengzheliewuzhudongwanglibiantiao。
keshizheiyouhuoshizaitaidale。
tayouyuleyihuier,haishiqianleneifenweizhuangtiangoudexieyi。
zhangdaomudedadao,yebuluosuo,zhijienazhexieyilikaile,yilushanghengzhexiaodiaobietiyouduogaoxing。
“zhangdao,zanmenzheimeganshibushiyoudianbuhoudao。”waimianderenrenbuzhuwangxiuxishilikanleyiyan。
“feiwenlidelianggenanzhujiaojuqile,zheipotiandefuguizhongyulundaowole。”zhangdaoxingfendebuxing,pingtazuozongyizheimeduoniandejingyanlaikan,zheiliangweijueduihuichengweizheiyijidebaodian。
songjinxiudexiuxishili,jingjirenxudongjicongcongdepaojinqu。“laobanlaoban,nishuowopengjiansheile?”
songjinxiutaimou,meiduodadexingqu。
kantameidahua,xudongjixushuodao。“jiafanga,jiunineigefeiwennanyou。”
zheihuadaoshirangsongjinxiulenglepianke。
“ng。”tadandandefuyanleyisheng,duicirenmeishenmehaogan。
“nishuotazheicilaishidadeshenmezhuyi。”
“buzhongyao。”songjinxiuzheirenshengxinglengdan,buyuanyurenjiechu,yanxishitaweiyideaihao。ruguobushiyinweitajiedediyibuxiqianlezhangdaoyigerenqing,zheigezongyitayebuhuilai。
duiyuneizhongxiaojiaose,taziranbuhuitaishangxin。
“buguanzenmeyang,wojuedeniyinggailitayuandianer,xiaoxintazailaicengniliuliang。”xudongduineigerenshiyidianerhaoganyemeiyou。
“ng。”songjinxiuhuiyinglejisheng,jixukanshouji。
zongyiyikaishi,zhuchirenjiujieshaohaiyouyiweitebielaibin。
texiejidaoyiliangjiemuzudeche,lianjiezheichedeshiyitiaozhangzhangdehongtan。
dajiadouzaicaiceshisheizheimedadepaichang。
dangchemendakai,fangsicaoconglimianxialaideshihou,jiafangdezuijiaorouyankejiandechouchuleliangxia。
zheizhenshishenmerenaodoucouqile,qiannanyouqiannvyou,waidaiyigefeiwenduixiang,doukuaicouchengyizhuomajiangle,zheizhenshishenmerenaodoucouqile。
“biaoqingguanli,biaoqingguanli。”xiatianzaishexiangzuwushengdeduitazuozhekouxing。
jiafangshoushihaozijideqingxu,genzhedajiayiqipaishou,huanying。
fangsicaokandaojiafangyeshilengleyixia,meixiangdaotahuichuxianzaizhei,buguoyemeiyoutaiduodeqingxu,jinjinzhishilengleneiyixiaeryi。
zheishiyigeyitianyuanshenghuoweizhutidezongyijiemu。
tongyangyiqilaiderenhaiyouyigelaoxigu,zhuyaoqidaoyazhendezuoyong,haiyousangexiaoxianrou,liangnanyinv,shijinnianzuihuodeyiburebojudenvzhu,nanyihenaner。
nanerjiaojianluo,ganggangchengnianjigeyue,daizheyingerfeideliankanzhehaihenzhinen,rangrenbuzijuedexiangyaoqinjin。
buguorangdajiayiwaideshi,jiafangzheigedoukuaiyaobensanderen,zhanzaitadeshenbian,jingranyidianeryebuweihe。
danmu:【tianna,jiafanggegeyetaishuaile,bukuishishenyan,taixiannenle。】
【jianzhishiweiyansongting,womensongyingdicaishixiannenhaobuhao,biqijianluolai,jianzhibuyaotaiyoushaoniangan】
【duiyaduiya,womensongyingdi,jinniandouershibale,kebineigeliulianggouhaiyaodaliangsuini!】
【nishuosheishiliulianggou,nimenquanjiadouliulianggou!】
shuangfangfensiyiyanbuhe,kaishihuqia。
gujixianchangdeliangweizhengzhuyebuzhidao,fensihuqiayoubiouxiangzhangdeshuaide,youcaihuade。zhiyoutamendushuyizhi,huxiangpanbi,sheidenianjigengda,yesuanshifensiquanerlideyiguqingliule。
yinweikaweidewenti,songjinxiuzhanzaizuizhongjian,jiafangzheigeshibaxiandexiaomingxingzepaizaizuibianershang,liangrengeleshiwanbaqianli,zheixianrandabudaodaoyanyaodexiaoguo。
yushizhangdaozaijingtouzhiwaimengdeduizhejiafangbaishou,shiyitadaosongjinxiushenbianqu。
jiafangyilianmengbi,kandonglezhihouzidongyinshenzaizhongrenshenhou,yiluxiaosuibujidaosongjinxiupangbianshengyingdejijinqu。
songjinxiuditoukanta,tagangayixiao。“heiheihei,songyingdinihao,wojiaojiafang。”
songjinxiuyileng,zheicaizaicikanxiangta。
zhiqianmeizhuyidaohetanaofeiwenderenzhangshenmeyanger,xianzaizheimeyikanyeshuodeguoqu。
jinguanxinlibudaleyihebierenlidezheimejin,dantadejingtouganyixianghenhao,yijiuzairenqianbiaoxiandewenwenerya。
fangsicaokantadouzheiyangle,yezhuangzuobujingyidewangsongjinxiuneibiankaolekao。
“songyingdi,nihao,woshifangsicao,shangciheniyiqilingjiangde。”songjinxiumeidalita,takaishizhudongzhaocunzaigan。
buzhidaoduifangtingmeitingdao,fanzhengsongjinxiuyigeyanshenyemeijita。
zongyikaishi,dajiashouxianyaochouqianfenfangjian,jiafangzhijieyuandizuofa,qidaobuyaogensongjinxiufendaoyiqi,yaobudeyouduoganga。
guoranzuofayouxiao,hetafenzaiyiqideshijianluo。
neishaoniangegezhanggegeduande,tingdaotaxinlizheigeshufu。
zheiyerangtayoulelinggan,zaizuofandehuanjieli,dajiaxuyaoshangshanquzhaojiemuzushixianzanghaodeshicai。
fenpeijiaotonggongjudeshihou,xiwangdajiayiqizuoyouxi,shengchuderenkeyixuanzejiemuzudeche,shibaiderenqisanlun。。
jiafangyixiangyoupinmingshisanlangdechenghao,yikaishijiuyingdelejiemuzuzhuanyongcheliangshiyongquan。
kekandaolaoxiguneimedanianjihaiyaodengsanlun,dunshiburenxin,bashiyongquanzhuanjilelaoxigu。
laoxiguyiliandehoushengkewei,shangchedeshihouhanleihuishou,sanshiniandebiaoqingguanliyemeinengyazhutazuijiaoyichudexiao,houshengkelianshikelian,buyongzijidengsanlunyeshizhenxiang。
dengjiafanghuisanlunqudeshihou,qitarendouyijingchufale,zhiyousongjinxiuzhanzaiyuandi,kanzhesanlunchebuzhidaozaixiangshenme。
“nizenmebuzou?”taxiangshixiangdaoleshenme,eleyisheng。“songyingdimeiqiguozheidongxishiba,meiguanxi,zheigewoshu,wozainiguoqu,shangche!”
takuashangjiashiwei,xiaosadepailepaichedoukaobei。“shangche!”
宋瑾修……
dengleyihuierhoubianderenmeidong,tazhuantouyoukanlesongjinxiuyiyan。
“wodongle。”shuowantaxialeche。shuangshouqiantuibaichuqingdezishi。“gongzhuqingshangche。”
宋瑾修的脸更黑了。
nandaoshishuocuole?tadexinlidiguleyiju,zhongxinzhenglihaoxiaolian。
“wangziqingshangche?shaoyeqingshangche?zu……zuzongqingshangche……”yueshuoyuemeidiqi。
“够了!”
songjinxiudishengzhizhizhutajiexialaidehua,zaigangahegenggangazhijianxuanzeleqianzhe,zhangtuiyimaishangleche。
yushizaizheigeningjingdeshancunlijiuchuxianlezheiyangyimu,yixiangchenwenneiliandeyingdisongjinxiuquansuozheshuangtuizuozaixiaxiaodesanlunchehoudouli,neichangmianyouzhongweihedehuajigan。
sanlunchepingwendechaozheshanshangqule。
danmu【youmeiyougaocuoa,yingdizuosanlun?zheishenmeyaomingdefanchagan。】
【liulianggouliwomensongyingdiyuanyidianer。】
【jiushijiushi,tajianbujianna,gangcaiyingxindeshihouhaiguyiwangwomengegeshenshangcou。】
【jiushibielaowangwomensongyingdishenbianertie。】
【zheinandexinjizhenshen,yidaozheierjiubaodatui。】
【pailaoxigudemapi,zhenshiyougoubuyaoliande。】
【nimendongshenme?womenjiafanggegeshanliangjijiyoumeili,biezijixinlizang,kanshenmedoushizangde。】
【zheirenshigedoubiba?】
cishizhenggaogaoxingxingdengsanlundejiafangziranbuzhidao,danmuquyijingchaochengyituanle。
liangrenhenkuaidaoledifang,jiafangxiachedeshihou,shenshoudasuanfuyixiasongjinxiu,sheiliaosongjinxiuxiangshipapengdaoshenmezangdongxiyiyang,bikaitashenguoqudeshou,zhangtuiyimaizhijiexialeche,zheirangtabudebugantan,shenmejiaomingbituizhanga。
yingdidaodishiyingdi,zaisanlunershangchuilezheimejiudefeng,kanzheyijiuneimeshuai。
tazezeliangsheng,youpidianerpidianerdegenzaisongjinxiuhou。
“songyingdiniebue?nikebuke?nileibulei,wojinian**,**woshizhuanyede,ganxienixuanzegenwoyidui,wozheirenchenglaoqinkenyounaicao……”
songjinxiuyigeliejuchadianermeishuaidao,manlianheixiandehuitou,jiafangzhijieyigepentipenzaitadelianshang。
“ati!lao。”tagangademolemobizi。
danmu【zheigaisideduanju】
【niubi!chadianyigerengantingjiemuzu】
【conglaimeijianguosongyingdizheimehuangluan】
【tawanle,tawanle!】
“duibuqiduibuqi!”jiafangmangshoumangjiaoluandejitacalian。
“biepengwo。”songjinxiuhoutuiyibu,zhenglihaoyifuwangshanlizou。
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