我靠着我妈的毒舌火了
《我靠着我妈的毒舌火了》 小说介绍
《wokaozhewomadedushehuole》youmimangdeyuqingxinchuangzuodeyibenyanqingleixingdexiaoshuo，gushizhongdezhujiaoshisuxiaoxiaoshiyecheng，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：diyizhangdaxueshengshihenrongyiside“ma，nikanwozheigezhuanghaokanbu？”“niyanjingrangsheidale？”“ma，wotangzaiyangtaikanshu，xiangbuxiangyigetianjingdegongzhu？”“.......
《我靠着我妈的毒舌火了》 第一章 大学生是很容易死的 免费试读
diyizhangdaxueshengshihenrongyiside
“ma，nikanwozheigezhuanghaokanbu？”
“niyanjingrangsheidale？”
“ma，wotangzaiyangtaikanshu，xiangbuxiangyigetianjingdegongzhu？”
“xiangyigenhaimeishaigandelachang。”
“妈，我肚子疼。”
“玩手机玩的。”
“ma，woyizhimeiyouduixiang，nidoubuzheji？”
“nishaowandianshoujijiuyoule！”
shipinzhiyouduanduanjishimiao，danshipinglunhedianzankeshishuashuabaozhang。
“wohaoxiangkanjianwomale。”
“玩手机玩的。”
“erhuangni，woyaokanerhuang！”
“bozhu，gaidaxuexile，wojiushigaosuniyisheng。”
worenwukeren，zaizheitiaopinglunxiahuifu：“nilimaoma！”
huashizheimeshuo，wohaishidakailedaxuexi。
dengjietufajituanzhishu，woyoukanlekanzhanghao。fensihaizaibuduanshangzhang，pinglunyezaishuashuabaozeng，wobashoujiwangpangbianyireng，zheigezuoyesuanshiwanchengle。
hanjialilaoshijiaojiwomenderenwushijingyingyigezhanghao，fensiyaoqiuzaiwuqianyishang，buxianzhipingtaiheleixing。
wozhuomoleyixiawoyemeishenmecaiyi，ganzuozhepaishipinwohailan，wolingjiyidong，gancuipaiwojiaerhuangba！
wozhuceleyigezhanghao，jiaoxiaoxiaoyuerhuang，wojiuzhuerhuangpailegeshipin，fanzhengxianzaiyunximaoderentebieduo，erhuanghaishinengzhangfende。
meicuo，erhuang，suiranwogeitaqilegegoudemingzi，danshita，shiyizhirujiabaohuandebaimao。
zheishilingyigegushi，zongzhi，diertianwoyidengzhanghao，faxianwodefensiyitianjiuzhangleliangqian，pinglunjibaitiao，hedewoyiweibeiwangbaole。
wozhanzhanjingjingdidiankaishipinpinglun，yikanpinglunqu，tamendouzaishuowoma？
“ayihaohuishuoahahaha。”
“妈妈好毒舌。”
“nverbeixianqiderichang，zheibushijiushiwoma？”
shipinliwozhuizheerhuangpaolebantian，womazaipangbianlaileyiju：“nikannizheitiangoudeyangzi。”
“tiangouzenmele，tiandaozuihouyingyoujinyou！”
woyiweiwobazheijuhuajianle，meixiangdaowofacuole！zheiduoyousunwodexingxiang！
jieguojiuyinweiwomadezheigetaidu，wohuole。woyoupailejitiaozheiyangdeshipin，fensilianghenkuaijiuchaoguoleliangwan，shenzhiyouwangwuwanbiaoshengdequshi。
haoxiaoxishiwohuole，zuoyeyezuowanle，huaixiaoxishi，wochedibeiwangyoudangchengtiangoule！
haoba，tiandeshiwoma，yebusuantaihuai。
womaduiwodexingweichizhiyibi，zaitakanlaiwojiushichengtianbaozhegeshoujidaochimeiyongde，youzheishijianburuchuqupaoliangquan。
womaduiworucilengmo，wohenbeishang，wojuedingquzhaoerhuang，wonazhedoumaobangdunzaierhuangmianqian。
“二黄，快过来。”
kexierhuangzhishikanlewoyiyan，jiupaole，paole？？
wobashipinfachuqu，pinglunhenkuaijiuchulaile。
“erhuang，yizhiyougexingdemao。”
“erhuang：taoyanmeiyoubianjiegandetiangou。”
“fangqiba，mashibuhuitongyizheimenqinshide。”
kee，wangyouzenmezheiyanga，womingmingshizhenxin，tamenquexianwohuaduo！
我在心里哀嚎。
womamaiwancaiyijinmen，jiujianwopazaidishang，taliansebubiandikuaguowo，jianwobantianbudong，haishichuyutongqingwenlewoyiju：“nizenmele？”
woyouqiwuliditaiqishou，zhuazhewomadetuidao：“ma，woe。daxueshengshihenrongyiside。”
“少来。”
womabakaiwo，quchufangzuofanqule。
wohenkuaijiujiedaoleguanggao，wojidongditiaoguoqujimamakan：“manikan，wozhangfenzhangdedouyouguanggaoshangzhaowole！”
womakandoumeikanwoyiyan，suishounachuyikuaihuangguaduzhulewodezui。
wozhihaodiaozhehuangguahuiqugenpinpaishangliao，jieguogangdiankaishouji，wolengle。
zhongsuozhouzhi，daxuesheng，henrongyisideyizhongshengwu，rongyibeiesi，huozheqisi，danshiwoconglaimeixiangguo，woyouyitianhuixintiaojiasuersi！
wopengzheshoujikanzhepinglun，xinzangneizhixiaolujiuxiangsahuanyiyangtiaoqilaijiushiyijiao，zhuangdewochadianmeizhanzhu，woduosuozhenaqishouji，bengdaowomashenbian。
wodunzaiqiecaidewomapangbian，womazhengzaihuiwuzhecaidaoqiecai，lengkudibukantaguinvwoyiyan。
wozhuailezhuaiwomadekutui，yanbabadikanzheta。
womawunaididitouwangwozuiliyouweileyikuaifanqie：“youzale？”
wobafanqieyanxiaqu，huiwuzheshoujirangdao：“ma，nikan，nikan！”
wozheigeshipindianzanliangbiaosheng，yinweiyitiaopinglun——
“ma，nirangwoyejiaruzheigejia，wojueduibugenerhuangqiangfanchi。”
zheitiaopingluntakanzhepingpingwuqi，heneixiexianqiwotiangoudewangyoumeishaqubie，keshizhijierangwoshipindianzanliangzhangdaoremen。
yinweitashixianzaizuihuodedingliugeshoushiyechengpinglunde！
shiyechengkeshiwodeouxiang！tadegewo2xiaoshixunhuanbofang，womeitianwanshangdoushitingzhetadegeshuizhede！
meixiangdaotajuranyelaipinglun！
wodexiaoxinzangputongputongde，wowuzhexinkoudianjinshiyechengdetouxiang，xiangquerenshibushigaofang。
kaishenmewanxiao，zheiniantougaofangtaiduole。
jieguoyidianjinqu，juranshibenren！
shiyechengxihuanmaogouzheiwoshizhidaode，danshitajuranzhijielaiwozheilipinglun！
wozhenggerendoubuhaole！zijixihuandeouxianglaijizijipinglun，zheisheishoudele！
danshitazheijuhuashenmeyisi，youshiyigexianqiwode！
tayexianwozaijializhandifang！zhaxinlelaotie！
woqifendigazhigazhiyaohuanggua。
wozhengchuzaijidongheqifendeshuangzhongqingxuli，yigedianhuadaleguolai，woyijie，duimianlaileyijuhuazhijiebawozhengmengle。
“nihao，qingwenshisuxiaoxiaoma？woshilusongwendezhuli，qingwen......”
谁？
wonaozihaoxiangyoudianzhuanbuguolai。
lusongwen？neigeyoumingdeyingdi？delehaojigeguojijiangxiangdeheheyoumingdedayingdi？
wogangxiangwenzheishizhendema，lizhizuzhilewo。
dayingdihuilaizhaowo？zheibukeneng！haizhidaowodexing，jueduishipianzimaochongde！
zheipianzizhenshilaomuzhuchuanmaoyi，yitaoyouyitao！
“xiangpianwohaizaozheni！wojueduibuhuishangdang！”
neibianlengleyixia：“wobushipianzi.......”
meidengtashuowan，wojiupayixiagualedianhua。
womaduanzhecaishangzhuo，kanwofenfenbuping，lengmodao：“niguaguajiaoshenmeni？”
我颠颠地一甩头。
“ma，jiulipu，yougerenshuotashilusongwendezhuli，jiwodadianhua？”
“lusongwenhainengzhidaowoxingshenme？6！”
tingdaozheigemingzi，womadedongzuoweimiaodidunleyixia，mouguangweiweiyidong。
“你电话还没挂。”
womengdiyipaietou，kacagualedianhua，pianzihaixiangtingwohewomaliaotian，tui！
wogangguadiandianhua，youyouyigedianhuadaleguolai。
我一看来电，乐了。
wangyouhuangyanfuxinrendianping：《wokaozhewomadedushehuole》zheibenshucongwenxuedejiaodulaijiang，xuancaihenshixinying，jiaoduqingxikejian，yuyanpingshierbushifengcai，jianjieerfuyouyuyi，kanchengwenzhangzhidianfan！
wangyouxinzhiweiyirenpengpaidianping：wokaozhewomadedushehuolecishuchaojingcai，kanleshangyizhangxiangxiayizhang，gushiqingjiechaojinzhang，nvzhuhenanzhuzheiyinanduguohouhuigengxingfu，xiwangzuozhejigehaojie。