我是疯批女配
《我是疯批女配》 小说介绍
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1.“jizhunidemingzi！yidingyaojizhunidemingzi！”zhenzhan，poqie，kongju。yinxingshupang，
qingquan“gugu”diwangwaimao，wochenniliulianyugucha，zhengjingtanqingyouzhididexuanmiao。turan，
yishengjicudingningshengchuanguolai。shishei？woxiangshengyinlaichuwangqu，kongwuyiren。zhiyouwuyanxiadetonglingdingdongzuoxiang。
gangcaideshengyin，fangfoshiwodehuanjue。wodemingzi？wodangranzhidaowodemingzishishenme，woshi，
woshi……worenbuzhuzhuazhuzijidetoufa，mingmingzhongyouzhongpoqiegan，bixujiqilai，zheishishengsiyouguandedashi。
wohaizaimingsikuxiang，wanquanmeiyouzhuyidaodawuzhujianfanyongerlai，zhizhiwanquantunmeiwo，
chaoshidechuganbudaoyishunjianjiucongjiaohuaipanfudaoyimei。wowangqianfangwangqu，shashihanmaosiqi，
conggusuishenchudekongjutululezhenggeshenjing。neili，youren。jingyibudingjian，wodeyanpituranbiandehaozhong，
hunjueguoquzhiqian，zuihouyingruyanliandeshi，neishuangheisexuezi。wodaodijiaoshenmemingzi？neiren，youshishei？
wojingkongdizhengkaishuangyan，liusuzhangpang，xiaoyujiqiedihanzhe:“**，nizhongyuxingle。shibushiyanzhele？
ninyaoshizaibuxing，wozhinengbingbaofurenle。”yuanlai，zhishiyigemengya！
2.woshizhenguofudajiangjunshenjingfengyuzhanggongzhushangguanxingzhinv，shenjinge。
huangdijiujiuqinfengwowei“rongchanggongzhu”，zheishangjingguinv，chuleshichangyuwozuoduidepeiyan，
haiwurenganrangwocumei。xiangluyanqiniaoniao，youtanxiangqifuyu。wozuozairuantashang，
nazhebuzhizainataodeminjianqiwendafashijian。keneigemengzongshiyingraozaiwonaohaili，rangwoshishidingbuxiaxinshen。
mingzi，mingzi…weishenmezaimengzhongwohuibuzhidaozijijiaoshenjingeni？“qi，nichulai。
”chuangjiubianziselanhuaweiweizhandong，shenzheheiyideshaonianyijingdunzaiwoshenpang。taweidizhetou，
zhenggerendaizhelijiansuiweichuqiaodefengmang。“qilaiba，taitoushuohua。”tazhanqishenlai，
zhiyouyishuangxingmouloulechulai，yanzhongwubowulan，xiangshiyitansishui。kexilezheimemeideyanjing，
wozaixinzhongtandao。yaoshiranshangdongqingdesecai，buzhidaoshizenyangdeguangjing。buji。“banidemianzhaozhaixialai。
”tazhenglengleyixia，kenengzheigeyaoqiucongweiyourentiqiguo:“**，zheiyulibuhe。anweiyinyuanchu，
mianronggengshibunengqingyizhanluyurenqian。”xianzaidaohuaduoleqilai。wodingzhetadeyanjing:“jishishiwo，
nixuanshixiaozhongdezhuren，yebukeyima？”tayanjieweidong，xianranshizaizhengzha。buyihuier，
yizhanglvexianzhiqidelianjiuzhanluzaiwoyanqian，nongmeixingmu，yeshijunqiaodeshaonianlang。xielemianzhao，
fangfodapoletazhenggerendeweizhuang，tayouxiebuzizai，lianjiadaizheweihong。“nizuowanshiyizhishouzhewoma？
”“shi，**。”yibanyiyandihuida，talikepingjingxialai。“wozuowanyizhidaizaifangjianli，
nadoumeiyouquma？”“shi，**yizhizaifangli。”“neiwoshuijue，niyeyizhizaidingzhema？
”woxixuedijixutiwen。yanqiandeshaonvshenzheehuangsedezhangqun，wuheideyunjipisan，
lengbaidepifuchendetagengweiqingtoumingyan。zheishilianggexiangfandexingrongci，queqiyidironghezaitadeshenshang。
tayanzhongshuilinglingde，daizhechunzhiyulingdong，haiyoutaziji，yeyingzaiqizhong。qidixiatou，
bianbaidao:“beizhimeiyouyizhidingzheninshuijue，zhishihuibushidiquerennindeanquanzhuangkuang。”tadelianzhangdetonghong，
genghaowanle。“hahaha，dounide。”wowuzheduzi，yanqianrenyibuzhisuozong。
tazenmegenbeidiaoxideliangjiafunvyiyangbujindou。“wohaimeiyourangnizouni？”renxingdesangyindaizheyisijiaoyi，
qiyouzhongxinguizaitaqian，zhishimianzhaoyouyangaizhutademianrong。“**，haiyoushenmefenfuma？
”tadetouchuidegengdile，zhinengkanjiantouding。“a，niyinggaiduoduoluliande。
”wowanxidishuodao:“meishile，xiacizaizhaoni。”wogangzhalegeyan，yanqianrenyouyicibuzhiquxiang。
xiaoyuheqidouzheimeshuo，jiranruci，neijiubushiyourenxiayaojiangwoluqu。
neizheichangqiguaidehuanmengshigeshenmeyisi？shenguogongfuhouhuayuan。woyizailiangtingbian，bushiwangxiarengjigeyushi，
kanzhechizilidejinlizhengxiangqiangshi，yushizaishuilijianqijigeshuihuajiubujianzongying。neiyiweijinlinyouweifeishuo，
yejiushitaqiangdezuihuankuai。baiwuliaolai，muqindanxinwozheijitianbuchumen，feiyaowofuyanguolaisansanxin。
zhidaowojintianxiangduoqingjing，shen**teyizhunbeileyizhuoguaguodianxin，liulelianggeyahuanzailiangtingwai。
zaizheiliyinyinhaikeyitingdaosizhudanzouzhiyin，kanlaineibianxingzhizhengnong。zheishi，
tingwaidecaozashengdaduanlewodesixu。3.“nimendanganlanben**，zhidaowoshisheima？
”tingneishengyinfenwaishuxi，daizhesanfenaomanbuxie。qingshafudong，wozhiqiaojianshaonvshenyingyingyingchuochuo。
yahuanmenweinandao:“pei**，ninzhendebunengjinqu。”zhiqianshenzhuzikeshifenfuguotamenburangrenherendarao，
kezheipei**tamenyeshiwanwandezuibuqide。“xiaoyu，rangtajinlai。”peiyanzuijiaoweigou，
yanlidaizheguoranrucideyiwei。“wojiuzhidaoshini，jinrizenmeyirenduozaizhei？haipatouhushujiwoya！
”tazhijiezuoxia，naqizhuoshangchashuimengguanyikou。tazaiwomianqian，daobuguliyi。
woqingxiaochusheng:“wodouhuaiyinishibushixihuanwo，meicidouyaozhuizhewobipin。niyingguoma？
”peiyankouzhongchashuibushangbuxia，youqiyouji，zhongyuhaishipingzhetaduonianlaideliyixunlianyanlexiaqu，
talianjiazhangdetonghong，qingchuizijixiongkou:“shenjinge，nidelianpizenmebiandezheimehou？”woduanqichazhan，
qingkoubianyuan:“bushima？”“dangranbushile，zheimexiurendehuayekuinishuodechulai。wozheiciyidingnengyingni。
”“nizhaowoyoushenmeshi？”“tingshuonizuijinlianxuanjianloudoubuqule，xinqingdiluozhengribuchumen，
wodangranshiguolaikannixiaohuade。”“wohaodehen，nijianyejianle，meishenmeshi，jiuchuquba。
”woshilexingzhi，zhuanshenjixuweiyu。“ni，nirangben**likai，wopianbu！”“neihao，nidaizaizhei，
wozou。”woxinbukuachutingzi，wangyoujingchuerqu。“shenjinge，ni……”qijibaihuaideshengyinzaishenhouxiangqi。
zhiqianfuyanshi，wolaiguoshenfu，zhidaohoufangyouchuxiaolou。neilikaideshaoyaofenwaiyanli。dengdaoneichu，
zhijianyijinyinanzizhengyurenshuozheshenme，wozhikanjiantadecelian，gaotingdebiliangyulengjiaofenmingdexiahexian。
zhuozhuohuase，yeyangaibuletadebanfenguanghua。tamenliangrentingdaodongjingzhuanguoshenlai。
wozhongyukandaotadezhengzhangmiankong，guoran，wuguanxiangdeyizhang，zengyifenjianyifendoubuqiadang。“biaoge！
”lingyirenshierhuangzi，shangguansheng。wenrunruyu，junziduanfang。“biaomei，nizenmejinribulaigongzhongle？
fuhuanghaizaiwogenqianniantaonini。”“neiwomingrijiuqugongzhongqingan。”“hao，wojinijieshaoyixia，
zheiweishipeiyanche。”yuanlaitajiushipeiyandexiongzhang，neiweidingdingdamingdeshoufudaren。
chuanyantaqunianhualebudaosanyue，jiupolejiangnantanwuan，zhanshaleyipitanguanwuli，jiekouxueliuchenghe，
chichitunbuquyanse。neilishilipangencuojie，qianlianposhen，nengquanshenertui，yebukexiaoqu。
fuqinyechengzanpeiyanchebingguishensu，youwujiangzhifeng。“shoufudarendeweiming，shangjingwurenbuzhi。
”“gongzhumiuzanle。”tashuozheqianxudehua，wuheishensuideyanmouliquefenbianbuchutadeqingxu。
lengjunmianjuxiazangzheshenmemimini？youqu。peiyanchewangzheyilianxingweideshenjinge，
haicongweiyouguige**huirucizhibaididaliangta，zheirangtayouzhongshenfendiaohuandeqiyiganjue，
fangfozhengshiyinweitade“meise”，cainengbeishangshidikanshangjiyan。zibenchaokaiguoyilai，
duinvzidexianzhishaoweifangkai，gongneinvguanshangren，chalouxiloudengdiyeyunnvkejinchu，
shangjingguinvmenzaizuidaxiloudouliuyouzhuanshudebaoxiang。suiyoukaifang，lifazhixia，nvzixingweirengshouyueshu。
bupata，qiezhibaidaliangdenvzidaoshitouyige。yanboliuzhuanjian，wopiejiantadexuezi，zhei，
zenmeyouxiexiangwomengzhongdeneishuangni？woyebuhaoyizhidingzhetadexueziduanxiang，zhideanxiaxinzhongjingyibubiao。
“biaoge，nimenliao，woxianhuifule。”“hao。neinixianhuiqu，woguojiriqukanni。”“biaoge，
jidebuyaowangle！”wozhalezhayan。shangguanshengshixiao:“zhidaola！”jiashanchu，
wocaifaxianzijiyupeibujianle。duobanshiluozailiangtingle。“xiaoyu，niquliangtingzhaozhao。”dengtalikaihou，
wowojinshouzhongyupei，wanghuizouqu。4.shangjingzuijinliuchuanzuiguangde，jiushirongchanggongzhusichanlanda，
kanshangleshoufudaren。zheiyigeyue，songshuxin，jinnang，zhenqibaowu，haiyougongzhuqinshouzuodelizisu，
shubushengshu，tingshuotongtongdoubeidarentuilehuiqu。tingpeidarenfulidangchashiweijiumadeeryishuo，
tachilebimengeng，yemeiqinei，jingzhizaidarendangchafuyamenkoushouzhe，zhenkeweishichixinyipian。
xiaoyuqichongchongdi:“**，nihaibuzhejia！neixierenluanshuobianpaini，ninjiubushengqi？
woyaoqusilatamendezui。”“tamenshuodequeyouqishi，yebusuanbianpai。”wodandingxiankaimachelianzi，
duimianjiushipeiyanchezanshidangchadejianchasi。“xiaoyu，zou。womenxianquguangjie。”“**！
”zheitiaojieshishangjingzuifanhuadeshangyejie，chaguan，xilou，jiusiluoyibujue。jiebiantanfangaoshengjiaomaizhe，
xiyinxingrenzhuzutingliu。zouleyilu，shiweishoushangguamanleganguo，mijian，liangguo，tangren，weimiaoweiqiaodeniren，
mudiao，zhubian，doushiwoganggangtaodaodebaowu。zheilidexiaochizhenduo，wohexiaoyujiejuewanshouzhongdemeihuayuanzi，
kanzheqianmianweizheneimeduoren，shizaibiaoyanzashuama？“xiaoyu，kuaizou！”woxingfendiwangqianpaoqu。
chuanguoyongjirenchao，yuwoxiangxiangderenaobutong，limianshilingyifanguangjing。jigerenweiouzhedimianshangdemoyinanzi，
tajinjinbaozhezijidetou，meiyoufachuyisheng，fangfoyijingxiyiweichang，zhiyaohuzhuzijizuizhongyaodedifangjiuhao。
zheiyangjueqiangdezitai，redeneijirentidegenghenle。“jiyan，nijiushiyitiaogou，haibufeijishengjiyetingting？
”nanzizhangkuangdidaxiao，dishangderenyiyanbufa。“zhushou！”5.jiyanmodiaozuibianxianxue，
shuangmoujindingzhetalikaidebeiying。“rongchang。”dinanshengxiaosanzaikongzhong，jibukewen。“zouba！gongzi。
”wohaiganzhequdupeiyanche，jiuxiatahou，pailelianggeshiweilingtaquyiguankanshang。womenhuojihuoliaodiganhuiqu，
xinghao，peiyanchehaiweichulai。“**，ninweileneidiguozhizi，zoulezheimeduoshijiagongzi，laoyezhidaole，
feidejiaoxunni。”“heng，wohaipabucheng！tamenzhangshiqiren，yiduoshengshao。
wojiurangtamenyetihuitihuizheizhongziwei。diediejiusuanzhidaole，yehuikuawode。
”wobainongzhegangtaolaideqiqiaowanju，zhijianpeiyanchezhongyucongfuyachulaile。tamaishangmache，yankanjiuyaolikai，
zheikebuxing。“shoufudaren，dengdengwo！”wojilichongxiangchexiang，zheicikebunengzairangtataodiaole。
shiweibuganlanwo，wojiuyiluhengchongzhizhuangpujinlechexiang。xuebaisedehuqiupuzaidimian，rouruanxini，
erwozhenghaochongdaoletadexigaipang。“haotong！”wotaishouwuzhuzijideetou，jinghuchusheng“nishitiezuodema？
”tongganshunjianjichuyanlei，rangwokanbuqingyanqianrendebiaoqing。peiyancheyanzhonghuaguoyisibuzhimingdeqingxu，
shaonvyanjianweihong，leiyanmenglongdifuzaixipang，xiangmuqinyangdebosimaoerzaizhaoxinlaidezhurenxunqiuanwei。
tahuanhuanchusheng：“weichenhegongzhuyiyang，shixuerouzhiqu。”peiyanchejiangwolaqilai，
dijiwoyitiaopazi：“cacaba！”womodiaoyanlei，“nikuaikankan，woetoushibushiqingle？
ruguowohuirongle，yihoujiulaishangnile。”wozuozaitashenbian，yangtourangtazixiqiaoqiao。zheixiaozhangdepiqi，
daobusimaoerneibanwenshun。tazhushizhewodeejiao，wonengkanjiantatongkongyansetianlejifenzongse，
bushiqineibanchunhei。“youxiehongzhong，huiqucadianyaojiuhao。”“heng，wokecongmeiyoushouguozheizhongshang。zheiyangba，
zhiyaonidayingwoyijianshi，wobaozhengbuzaizhuijiunidezeren！”zaiwode“weibiliyou”xia，
tazhongyudayingbuhuijujuewodeliwu。peiyanchegangdaofudi，
jiumingxinfujiangzijixiangfangzhongliaoshangmiyaosongdaojiangjunfushang。“daren，zheikeshihuangshangyuci，zhiciyiping。
”“songquba。”wokaixindiwangzheyanqianbaiyuping，zheihaishitadiyicisongwodongxini。jinwandeyuelianggewaiyuan。
woyizaichuangjiu，ningshizhetianshangyupan。zheilunyue，zenmedaileyisixuese？6.xingyuecuican，jijingwusheng。
fangjianlituranchuanlaiyishengjingjiao，xiaoyulaibujichuanshangxiezi，congcongpaoguolai。wozhandouzhe，quanshenxiangbeishuijinguo。
youzuomengle，menglideneirongwanquanjibuqilai，zhishiyouzhebishangcigengshendekongjugan。
shenshangniannigantixingzhewoxianzaicaishizhenshide，ergangcaidehunduncaishixuhuan，doushijiade，woanweiziji。
“xiaoyu，bangwobeishui。”dengmuyuhou，yigeshichenyijingguoqule。xiaoyukunjuandidazhehaqian，“qushuiba！
”suiranwowanquanmeiyoushuiyi，tayebunengyizhipeiwoaozhe。“**，neiniyoushi，yidingyaojiaowo。
”tamozheyanjing，qingshengshuodao。“hao。”zhenggewuziyouzhongguijijingyuheian。wozhanzhuanfance，
shizaishibuganrushui。neizhongweizhiqueshizaideganjueyizhiyingraozhewo。“qi，nizaima？
”heianliyidaodichenshengyinxiangqi：“wozai。”“ninengguolaipeizhewoma？dengwoshuizhelenizaizou。
”buyihui，wozhikandaochuanglianwaiyoudaoyingzi，heiququde，danwomeiyougandaobanfenweiju。qipanxizuozaidishang，