《中秋佳节,我从地府上来收拾渣男》 小说介绍
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第1章
sihousannian,woyijingzaidifuxiaoyouchengjikeyizhuanshitoutai。
yinchaqueshuoyangjianmeiyourenbaobeiwodesiwangsuoyichengxuhaibugou。
tatedirangwozaizhongqiujiexianshenzhaoqinrenbanyixiachengxu。
womanxinhuanxizhaodaonver,quekandaozhangfudeqingmeichezhetadetoufazaishanbazhang:
“xiao**,haiganqiangwonverdefangjian,jiwogunchuqu,yongyuanbuzhunzaihuilai!”
nverhaipadipaizhedamen:
“zheishiwomamadefangzi,woweishenmebunengzhu?”
xiayimiao,zhangfuheizheliantiletayijiao:
“haigantineige**,nishibushiyexianghetayiyangheyenanrenchuquguihun?”
nverkudechadianyunjueguoqu,wolianmangfuzhuta。
她瞪大眼睛:
“mamanihuilaile?tamendoushuonigenyenanrenpaolebuyaowole。”
妈的!
laozidoubeihaisisannianle,tamenjuranhaijiwozaohuangyaoqifuwonver。
wojianqidishangdeshitoujiuchaomenshangzaqu:
“wangjianmingkaimen,laozilaidainixiadiyu!”
...........
门开得很快。
wangjianmingdiyigechongchulaixiangyaodawo:
“**,**haiganhuilai,genyenanrengunsannianle,ninalilaidelianhuilai?”
woyibazhangxianshanzaitalianshang:
“niyanjingxialema?nikandaonageyenanrenle?
“kaikoujiujiwozaohuangyao,sheigeinidedanzi?”
tawuzhebeidahongdelianbukezhixindidengzhewo:
“ni!chendandannichuguininazouwosuoyoudeqiangenyenanrensiben。
“sannianbujianrenyingbuguanjiabuguannver,nijuranhaizheimelizhiqizhuang?
“wozhenshifulenizheimehoudelianpi,nidaodizenmehaoyiside?”
wofanshouyoushanletayigebazhang:
“lai,gaosuwoyenanrenzainali?xingshenmejiaoshenme?nishuodechulaiwogeiniguixiadouxing。”
tadangranshuobuchulai,boziyinglebantianzhishuochuyijuhua:
“juanjuanzhidao,taqinyankandaoniheyenanrenshangchede。”
buguosannian,wohaoxiangburenshizheigenanrenle。
tayiqianbushuomofanzhangfu,zhishaosuangezhengchangrenzhengchangfuqin。
kewosisanniantadoubuzhidao,gengkeedeshijuranhaineimenvedaiwonver。
woqifengle,yijiaotizaitadekudang:
“滚开!”
tawuzhekudangtongdeyuandizhuanquan,woqianzhenverjiujinlefangjian。
jiranlijuanzhidao,neiwojiuqinziquwenta。
呵呵!
sannianmeihuilai,fangjiandabianleyang。
qiangshangwohewangjianmingdehunshazhaohuanchengletahelijuande。
womenyuanlaiyijiasankoudehezhaoyebianchengletahelijuanmunvdequanjiafu。
lijuanhetanverzhengzuozaishafashangchizheyuebingkanzhedianshi。
好不惬意!
kandaowo,taxiangjianguiyiyangcongshafashangtiaoleqilai,zuibadouzaiduosuo:
“nininizenmezaizheili?”
shijishangtaqueshiyeshijianguile。
sannianqian,tapianwoshuowangjianmingchulechehuo,rangwoganjindaishangjialisuoyoudeqianqujiuming。
ketaquezaibanlushangbawotuixiashanyahainazouwosuoyoudeqian。
wozaidifujingjingyeyegongzuosannianzhongyunenggouzhuanshi。
yinchaqueshuoyinweiwodeshitimeiyouzhaodaoyemeiyourenbaobeiwodesiwang,suoyiwozhijindounabudaozhuanshidezige。
他是只好鬼。
teyijiwoyitianjiahaishizhongqiujiezheitian,rangwohuilaijianjianrisiyexiangdenvershunbianrangtabangwobanyixiashouxu。
 
                 中秋佳节,我从地府上来收拾渣男
                                中秋佳节,我从地府上来收拾渣男