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shangqingmiaoshuyulinwanqiaoshaichudeneifenyizhi:ruanzuzhicuoshang,zhongduyingjifanying。butongdeshi,
zheifenzhenduanshude“zhusu”yilan,qingxididayinzhe:“jusongzhenren(shenmingzhunvshi)chenshu,
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”linwanqiaoneibiandefanyingyejikuai。
tadegongzuoshihuosufachuyitiaoyuyanbuxiang、bizhongjiuqingdeshengming:“guanyujinriwangluoliuchuanshipinpianduan,
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”tadeyuqili,diyicidaishanglebuquedingdehuaiyi。wodexinchenlexiaqu,yiguhanyicongjiaodicuanqi。
yikaoban……suxiao……neiduankeyibeiwochenfengdejiyi,daizhechenjiudehuichenhejianruidetengtong,
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tamenbuganzhijiezhenduisuxiao(bijingsuxiaoshilaoshiyanlidebaobei),yushi,
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jiuchengletamenfaxiebumanhepaijisuxiaode“gongju”。tamenkaishizaihuashiliyinyangguaiqi。“yo,shenmingzhu,
youhuazheimewan?zheimepin,shixiangtinide‘haoguimi’suxiaofendanyalima?bijingrenjianalebaosong,
keqingsongleni!”yigenvshengguyibaxibitongdeshuijiandaowoweigandehuashang。“jiushi,
tiantianzhanzhesuxiaowenwenti,renjiadalinima?zhendangzijishirenjiagenbanle?”lingyigefuhezhe,
guyizhuangdiaowofangzaidishangdeyanliao。linwanqiaozezongshiyifu“quanjia”deheshilaomoyang,
lazhuneixienvsheng:“aiya,nimenbieshuomingzhule,tayeburongyi,jichuchama,duowenwenshiyinggaide。
”zhuantouyouduiwotanqi,“mingzhu,niyebiezongquzhaosuxiaole,tazuijinxinqingbuhao,haoxiangjialichuledianshi?
nizongqufanta,renjiabugaoxingde。”tamenguliwo,zaibeihoujiwoqinantingdewaihao,
zaiwodehuajushangzuoshoujiao,bawodesumiaozuoyezangqilai……zheixie,wodourenle。wozhixiangaoguoqu,
kaoshangxinyidedaxue。zhidaoneitianxiawu。woquhuashihoumiandegongjujianqubenghuabudemutiao,gangtuikaimen,
jiukandaolinwanqiaohetaneilianggegenban,zhengweizhesuxiao。suxiaobeiduizhewo,jianbangweiweifadou。
                
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