打脸综艺
《打脸综艺》 小说介绍
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第1章
wodeqizishigemingxing，weileshiyetaxuanzebugongkaiwomendelianqing。
zaipianchangtahetadeqiannanyoulouloubaobao，shiworukongqi。
zhidaoyouyitian，buzhishisheizaiwangshangbaoliaolewoshishoufudeerzi。
tongyitian，tahuaiyundexiaoxiyedengshangleresou。
tahanqingmaimaidekanzhewoshuo「laogong，womenyouhaizile。」
tingjiantashuohuawoxiaole，yinweitabuzhidaodeshiwoconglaimeipengguota。
01
woheyanxijiehunneitian，yeshiwohefuqinduzhudekaishi。
womenjiashijiangchengdeshoufu，eryanxizhibuguoshiyigeshibaxiandexiaoyanyuan。
zaifuqinkanlai，wokouzhongdeaiqinggengxiangshiyichanghuangtangdexiaohua。
womenyuedinghao，ruguowokeyiheyanxijiehunmanwunian，jiugaosuyanxiwodezhenshishenfen。
woxinxinmanman，renweifuqindekaoyanjiandanguoletou。
danrangwomeixiangdaodeshi，jiehundediyinian，woqinyankanjiantazaipianchanghetadeqiannanyourewen。
jiehundediernian，wokanjiantahebiedenanrenzoujinjiudian。
jintian，shiwomenjiehunsanzhouniandejinianri。
yanxiyirujiwangdegaosuwo，tajintianyaopaixihenmang，meishijianhuilai。
kedangweiboresoushangchuxian#jiangchengshoufuzhizi-guci#citiaodeshihou，yanxidedianhuashunjianjiudaleguolai。
「weiboshangdeneigegucishinima？」yanxideshengyinlihaiyouxiezhandou。
wochenmoleliangfenzhonghou，kaikoudao「zenmehuishiwo，wojialiduoqiongnihaibuzhidaoma？」
woshuowanzheihuayihou，gaichengyanxichenmole。
henkuai，tadeshengyinyoubianchenglepingrilidebuxie，「wojiushuoniyigefeiwuzenmehuishishoufudeerzi。」
shuozhe，tajiuguaduanledianhua。
woxiaolexiao，kanlaifuqinshuodedui，nayoushenmezhenai，doushixiaohua。
woyonglesanniandeshijian，zhengminglezijideyuchun。
zheisannianlai，woduiyanxikeweishibaiyibaishun。
quebuxiangtacongweizhengyankanguowoyici，zhijuedewoshigemeiyongdefeiwu。
woduitadehao，beitarenweishimeiyongdelaji。
zhengzaiwofennudeshihou，fuqindemishulinzhaojiwodalailedianhua。
「shaoye，weiboshangdeshiqinggongsiyijingkaishichulile，ninbuyongdanxin。」linzhaotianmeideshengyincongdianhuazhongchuanlai。
wogangyaokaikoushuohua，linzhaojixushuodao「yanxi**zuijincanjialeyigelianaizongyi，ninkan？」
woxiaolexiao，nanguaiyanxitiantianshuozijimang，hezhemangzhejiwodailvmaozini。
「touzizheigexiangmu，woyaoqudangfeixingjiabin，danbuyaogongkaiwodeshenfen。」
linzhaohewohuibaowangongzuohou，jiugualedianhua。
02
dengdaowanshang，yanxihaimeiyouhuilai。
woguishishenchadejitadaqudianhua，anzhaowangchangtagenbenbuhuijiewodianhua。
quebuzhijintianzenmejiele。
dangdianhuajietongdeshunjian，woshenzhihaibaozheyisiqidai，huoxutayemeiyouwoxiangxiangdeneimebuaiwo。
dandangshengyincongdianhualichuanchulaideshunjian，wodexinchedidierulegudi。
「aiya，nimandian，nidounongtengwole。」
wozhoujinmeitou，lengshengdao「nimenzaiganma？」
wodeshengyinyichu，dianhuaneitouderenmingxianlengzhule，huoxushibuxiaoxinpengdaoledianhuacaijietongde。
yanxikanshiqingyijingmanbuxiaqu，suoxingpoguanziposhuai，kaikoudao「rangnifaxianlegenghao，wojiushihezhaojinzaiyiqile，niyigefeiwu，wozaojiuxianggennilihunle。」
wolengdandeshuodao「shima，xiwangnibuyaohouhui。」
dianhualichuanlaileyanxihezhaojindexiaosheng，yanxikaikoudao「houhui？gennizaiyiqicaishiwozheibeizizuihouhuideshiqing。」
「mingtianzaoshangjiudianminzhengjumenkoujianmian。」
shuozhe，wojiuguaduanledianhua。
wobenyiweiyanxijiewodianhuashiyishidaolezijidewenti，xiangyaohewohaohaoguorizi。
quebuxianghuanlailezheiyangdejieguo。
woduitachedishiwangle，zaiyemeiyouyisiyihaodeganqing。
zhixiwangganjinhetalihun，huaqingjiexian。
miandedangtazhidaowoshishoufudeerzideshihou，laihewoxuqingjiayidezaiyiqi。
kanqingyanxidezhenshimianmuyihou，zheiyiyewoshuidegewaitashi。
diertian，wozaozaodejiudaoleminzhengjumenkoudengta。
zhidaoshangwushidianzuoyou，tacaihezhaojinshoulazheshoudeguolai。
yanxikanjianwodeshihou，yanshenlichongmanleyane，tahuoxubumingbaizaitaxinlidefeiwu，shizenmeyoulianhetatilihunde。
zhaojinkanzhewo，kaikoudao「nanguaiwojiabaobeiyaogennilihun，nikankannishenshangchuandedoushishenme。」
yanxigenzhetadehuajixushuodao「tajiushigefeiwu，kuidehaiheshoufudeerzitongmingtongxing。」
wowushiletamendebishi，zhixiangganjinheyanxilinglelihunzheng，miandezaiyoubiedemafandeshiqingchuxian。
zhidaowoheyanxiliwanhuncongminzhengjuzouchulaiyihou，wocaikaikoudao「yihoujiandaowo，zuihaoraodaozou。」
zhaojintingdaozheihua，xiaochulaishengyin，fangfozaitingyigetiandadexiaohuayiyang。
yanxikaikoudao「feiwu，haibukuaigun。」
wolenghengyisheng，zhuanshenlikaile。
xianzaihaibushiwofuchoudezuihaoshiji，woyaorangyanxihezhaojinyiqishoudaochengfa。
03
woheyanxizaijianmianyijingshishitianyihoudeshiqing。
gushijituandetouziyaoqiuzhiyijiushiyaoconggushijituandeyuangongdangzhongxuanzejigerenlaicanjiazheicidezongyi。
duiwaichengzheiyangdezuofashiweilerangyuangongzaigongzuozhiyukeyihuodeaiqing，zujianjiating，anxingongzuo。
danzhiyouxiaobufenrenzhidao，shiyinweiwodeyuangu，gushijituancaijizheigezongyitouzilezheimeduoqian。
beixuanshangcanjiazongyideyuangong，chulewoyiwaihaiyoulinzhao。
canjiazongyidemingxingchuleyanxihezhaojinhaiyouyinanyinv。
danbuzhiweihe，zaijiemukaishizhiqianzheiliangweimingxingxianhoujiaoleweiyuejinlikaileluzhi。
zhishengxiawomensigerendejiemu，mingxianmeiyoulekantou，jiuzaidaoyanzhunbeiyanqipaishedeshihou。
gushijituanquezaiweibozhidinglezongyidexuanchuanshipin。
haifawenchenggushijituanjichengrenjiangzuoweifeixingjiabinchuxibencizongyi。
danxiyinrendanhaishipeiwendanzuihouxiedao，jiangcongguanzhongdangzhongsuijichouxuanjiweizengsongshenmiliwu。
zheitiaoxiaoxihenkuaijiuhongdonglezhenggejiangcheng，bijingjiuzaijitianqian，haimeiyourenhuixiangdaogushihuiweileyigebuchumingdezongyitouxiazheimedadeben。
zongyiyeyinciconglubo，zhijiegaichenglezhibo。
04
weilezengjiazongyidejingcaixing，daoyanzhijiebalianaizongyibianchenglehuangdaoqiushengdelianaizongyi。
diyiqijiemukaishideshihou，zhiborenshukuangbiaoshiwan。
daoyankandaozaixianguankanderenshushi，xiaodedouhebulongzui。
yidazaojiubawomensigerenrengdaolehuangdaoshang。
jinguanyanxizaojiuzhidaojiemuliyouwo，dandangtakanjianwodeshihou，haishiyifuxianqidebiaoqing。
weileyougengjiazhenshidejiemuxiaoguo，jiemuzuzaizhenggedaoshanganzhuanglebushaodeshexiangtou。
yanxidebiaoqinghenkuaijiubeiguanzhongbuzhuo，【yanxihaoxianghentaoyanzheigeguci。】
【zheigegucikanzhejiurangrenfan，naxiangwojiajinjinneiyangshuai，woyaoshiyanxi，woyetaoyanguci。】
【dengdeng，gucizheigemingzihaoershu，gaibuhuijiushishoufudeerziba？】
danhenkuaizheitiaodanmujiubeichaoxiaole，【sheijiashoufuerzichuanzheizhongbianyideyifua。】
kanzhezheitiaoxiaoxi，woxiaole，zenmexianzaiderendouhezhaojinyiyang，kanzheyifulaipanduan。
jiemuzukanrenshushangzhangdechabuduoyihou，jiangwomendexingliquanbukouya，zhinalaileyipingshuiheyidianchidezuoweiwomentanxianqiandezhuangbei。
zhaojinkandaozheixiedongxiyihou，lianshangluchubuyuedeshense，danhenkuaijiuxiaoshile。
zhuangzuohenxihuandeyangzikaikoudao「zheixiedongxizugouwomenshenghuole，yewaishengcunjiushiyaokaoziji。」
yanxifuhedao「xiangzhaojingegezheiyangdenanrenkendingmeiwenti，jiushibuzhidaoyouderenhuibuhuikuzhexianghuijia，woquanniganjinfangqiba。」
yanxidehuayichukou，jiuyoudanmuchizetaduiputongrenshuohuadetaidu，danhenkuaijiubeiyanxideshuijunshuapinglexiaqu。
womeiyoulihuita，zhuanshenduizhelinzhaoshuodao「womenzouba。」
woyibianshuo，yibianbangtabadongxinaleqilai。
yanxihezhaojinkanwomenlikai，yejinmanggenleshanglai。
womensigerenzouleyigeduoxiaoshi，haishimeiyouzoudaojiemuzujiwomenzhunbeidezhusudi。
yanqianzhiyouyiwangwujidesenlin，yinsenguiyi。
zheishihou，yanxiturankaikou「gucinidaiwomenzoudezheishishenmelu！」
woqingshengxiaodao「woyemeirangnigenzhewozoua，shinizijiyuanyide。」
yanxihaiyaohewochaojia，zhaojinquelazhuleta「zanmenzouzheibian。」
yanxixiaozhekanxiangzhaojin，yifuchongbaidemoyang，zhuanshenkanchongzhewobilegezhongzhi，likaile。
tazhisuoyiganzheiyangzuo，shiyinweitafaxiandaoshanggenbenmeiyouxinhao，tarendinglezheilimeibanfazhibo。
danzheixiedouzhishijiemuzushezhideyixiexiaoxinji，zheixiedongzuozaojiubeizhibochuqule。
wozhuantoukanxianglinzhaokaikoudao「nihaiyaogenzhewoma？」
linzhaodianlediantou，kaikoudao「woxiangxinni，hebiedewuguan。」
zaiwomendoubuzhidaodeshihou，danmushangyijingfengkuangledetaolunleqilai。
【yanxizenmehepingshideyangzibuyiyang？kanqilaimeiyouchuanshuozhongdeneimewenrou。】
【gucidaizhedajiazoulezheimeyuandecuolu，huanlesheidoudeshengqiba。】
【wojuedezheigelinzhaopiqitinghao，zhangdeyehao。】
zaijiemukaishiqian，womenjiushanglianghaolebunengzaijiemuzhongshuochuwodeshenfen。
suoyiduiyulinzhaodehua，woziranshimingbaitadeyisi。
buzhizouleduojiu，womenzhongyucongshulinlizoulechulai，youyuwomenbizhaojinheyanxikuai。
jiemuzurangwomencongxiaomuwuhezhangpenglixuanze，wohelinzhaozhijiexuanzelexiaomuwu。
yiqieandunhaoyihou，wohelinzhaoxuanzelewaichuzhaoshiwu。
jiemuzujideneixiewuzi，genbenbugouwomenshengcunyigexingqi。
05
zhidaowohelinzhaobazhouweiaiyidianyezishushangdeyezidouzhaixialaifangdaoxiaomuwulisuoqilaideshihou。
zhaojinheyanxicaihuanhuandecongyuanchuzoulai。
yifufengchenpupudeyangzi，wozhanzaiyuandikanzhetamendeyangzi，lianshangzangbuzhudexiao。
「nimenzheishiquganmale？wani？」
yanxikandaozheibianyoujiemuzu，zuoweiyigehegedeyanyuan，jinguanxinlibuyuequebunengbiaoxianchulai。
zhaojinyemeiyoushuohua，zhishidenglewoyiyan。
youyutamendaodewan，xianchangzhishengxialelianggemeiyoudahaodezhangpeng。
yanxipingshidoushiwolaizhaogu，nalizuoguozheizhongshiqing，taxiayishidekaikoudao「guci，nijiwonongyixia。」mehuiyoudahuoji，mingmingzhiqianguizezhongshuobunengdaiqitadongxi！」
「guize？nishiputongrennixuyaozunshou，woshimingxing，sheigansouwodedongxi。」zhaojinyadileshengyinzailinzhaoshenbianshuodao，mingxianshibuxiangrangjiemuzuzhibochuquzheijuhua。
dantameixiangdaodeshi，jiemuzudeshebeibitaxiangxiangdeyaohao，zheijuhuaqingqingchuchudebolechuqu。
bujinzheijuhuabeifengkuangdetaolun，shenzhihaishangleweiboresou。
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zhaojindetuanduinulideyaresou，haoburongyicongresoubangshangxialai。
gushijituanquezaizheigeshihoufawencheng，mingxingjiushiputongren，bukeyougaorenyidengdezitai。
zhuanfashunshituposhiwan，zaijiashanggushijituanzaijiangchengdediwei，shunshijianzhaojinbeituidaolezhongshizhide，wulunshisheidoujiubuletale。
zaihuangdaoshangdewomen，ziranbuzhidaozheijianshidefasheng。
wohelinzhaoweileshengminganquan，haishixuanzelehetamenjiaohuanzhusuo。
danzaiyanxiyaojindaoxiaomuwulideshihou，wokaikoudao「shinibamendushangde，duima？」
jinguanwoduiyanxizaojiumeileganqing，danwomeixiangdaotahuishizheimeedudeyigenvren。
yanxizhuanguoshen，kanxiangwozuolegeduidezuixing，dankaikoudao「niyouzhengjujiuqugaowo。」
shuowan，tajiulazhezhaojindegebozoujinlemuwuli。
linzhaolianshangmingxianyouxiebukaixin，woqingshengdao「huirangtamenshoudaochengfade。」