《大明第一搅屎棍》 小说介绍
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《大明第一搅屎棍》 第4章 免费试读
xuwenyuanhesundashengdoushizhangshikangdeershiwanban,tanengzaijingchengyongyouxianzaidemingsheng,zheierrenkeweigongbukemei。
zheierrennengguolai,xiangbiqitadixiongyedouzaifujin,zheixiedixiongyedoushixunguizidi,beihoudouzhishaoyougebojuejueweiyishangdedie。
zheiqunrenlizhangshikangnianlingzuida,youzuihuigaoshiqing,shiyiqitarendouchengqiweidage,suirandaduonianjidouzhiyoushiwuliusui,dangedinggedechangbayiqiguazaizuibian。
qiantianzijigenchengguogongfudelaoliuzhuzhengliangqichongtu,zijizheibianzhiyousanren,duifangqueyoushijiren,hounaoshaoailezhuzhengliangyimengun。
danzhuzhengliangjiantayundaogumozheshihaipale,shiyitashentiqitadifangbingweishoushang。
kexuwenyuanhesundashengjiumeineimehaoyunqile,zheiliangrenshazisideyebuzhidaopao,lengshiaileyidunpangzou。
buguozheiliangrenpicaorouhou,nenglaitanwangta,gumozheyemeishashi。
yingguogongfuzhandishushimu,pingzheyuanzhudejiyi,zhangshikangraoguoyidaozhanglang,qiguaibaguaidelaidaofushangdeyichuhuiketing。
cishixuwenyuanyusundashengyijingdenghouduoshile,dalaoyuankanzhangshikangguolai,sundashengjiuchezhesangmenyingleshangqudao:
“dage,jiuzhidaonimeishi,zou,wenyuanzaijiuloudinglezhuojiu,wobatamendouhanlaile,zanmenbianzoubianshuo。”
sundashengzushangshimengguren,suirancaizhiyoushibasui,danshengaogumozhedeyouyimiba,shencaiyehendunshi,zaizheiniantousuandeshanghubeixiongyaole。
zhishitazouluyoudianguai,zuolianzhongqilaogao,youyanchengheihongse,xiangzhiduyanxiongmao。
张世康笑道:
“dasheng,doushangchengzheibanmoyangle,haihe?”
sundashengnaolenaotouliezuixiaodao:
“ququxiaoshang,hezuguachi,genwodiedadechayuanle。”
徐文远也走过来道:
“neidaoshi,shangcinidiedadenibangeyuexiabulaichuang,nidieyeshi,zhenxiadequshou,takejiuniyigeerzi。”
shuozheyoukanxiangzhangshikangdao:
“zenmeyangdage,dangshiwoliangkedoumeipao,gouyiqiba?”
xuwenyuangenzhangshikangtongsui,doushishijiu,zhibizhangshikangxiaojigeyue,tazuobeidalazaixiongqian,yongshabuguazaibozishang,zuijiaozhongqilaogao,shuohuayoudianloufeng。
sundashengwenyanhunbuzaiyi。
“erbudabuchengqi,wodiedawoneishiweiwohao,zanbugentayibanjianshi。
buguo,zhuzhengliangneixiaozi,wokeyanbuxiazheikouqi。”
zhangshikangxiaozhepailepaisundashengdejianbangdao:
“cishironghouzaishuo,woyougengzhongyaodeshi,dixiongmenzoudaoqileba?”
zhangshikangbijingliangshiweiren,xiangbiyujiangyaozuodedashi,wankuzidizhijiandajiadououshizaimeishayisi。
sundashengyitingyouzhongyaodeshi,yanjingdouliangle。
“chulechengyibofudeliujiaweibeitadiefaguiwai,qitadedoudaoqile。
大哥,有啥要事?
nandaochenjiajiulouliyoujinlejizhihaodoujideshiniyezhidaole?”
zhangshikangyaoleyaotoumeihangqi,sanrenshangleyijiamache,erhouzhibenchenjiajiulou。
chenjiajiulouzaijingchengsuanbushangtebiegaoduan,bukaoyingyingyanyanzhaolanshengyi,ershishelegedoujichang。
rushengcaiziziranshibuxielaide,kerenduoshiyoudianjiazidefuhuyihuoshangjia,dangran,zhuruzhangshikangdengxunguizidi,hejiudoushibutiaodierde。
jiulouyouliangceng,yicengdatingyoushijizhuotaimian,weiraozhezhongyangdeyigeshimifangyuandepingtai。
sundashengtamenzaierloudebaojiandinglejiuxi,youyuzuyoushijigeren,bianbaoleliangzhuo。
cishidaduoshurenyijingdaochang,wuzilijijizhazhade,tandedadishangdoushijingchenglidebagua,naernaeryouhaowandexiangmu,yijinanaeryoulezikandengdeng。
tamensuirandaduocaishijisui,yantanjuzhiquedoubizhedarendemoyang,zhangshikangzhijueyoudiangaoxiao。
jiucaiyijingshangqi,danzhangshikangmeilai,meiyouyigerendongkuaizi。
jiandageqianlai,zhongrendouweileshanglai,gegeyifentianying,shengtaoneizhuzhengliangbujiangwude,yanmingrihoujianleta,bidingmeiyouduifanghaoguozichiyunyun。
zhangshikangbaibaishourangzhuduodixiongluozuo,youtingsundashengshuozhangshikangyouzhongyaodeshiyaojiang,biandouanjingxialai。
jianzhongrendoukanxiangziji,zhangshikangzhidaogaitabiaoyanle,yushiduanqiyibeijiuyiyinerjin,erhouzhangzhangdetanlekouqi。
“唉!”
zheishengzhangtanhenshishenzhong,querangzaichangdedixiongmenzhangerheshangmobuzhe**,yinweitamencongweijiandaozijidageluchuzheibanyouchoudebiaoqing。
xuwenyuanhenheshiyidewendao:
“大哥何故叹气?”
其他弟兄也都附和。
“duiya,dageyoushenmenanchu,hebuwenjiyuwodeng。”
“sangechoupijiang,dingliangzhugeliang,youdixiongmenzai,hechounantibujie?”
“dui,wodieshuoguo,xiongditongxin,qiliduanjin。”
yiqundaxiaohuojijizhazhaqiebiaoqingzhenzhi,douqiangzhexiangweizhangshikangfenyoujienan。
shuoshizaide,zhangshikangturandouyoudianburenxinle。
“wozhiyouchou,feisanyanliangyukeyan,buweijiye,weiguoye,weijunye!”
gaizuodeshibixudezuo,zhangshikangyibianjizijidaojiuyibiandao。
sundashengxinggecuguangnaoguazhuanwanman,yitingshenmezhihuzheyerendoumale,biandao:
“sanyanliangyushuobuqing,neibianduoshuodian,zandixiongmenpangdemeiyou,jiushixian。
zhishidage……nengbunengbuyaozhihuzheye,zantingzhebuxiguan。”
qitarenyedouyoufuhe,daobushizhentingbudong,jiushibuxiguan。
zhangshikangchenmobuyu,zhishihemenjiu,xuwenyuanxianglexiangdao:
“dagenandaoshizaiweichaotingdeshiyouchou?
zuoriwotingwodiegenwoniangshuo,guokukongxu,chaotingyinweishifoujiazhengshuifudeshichaodebukekaijiao。”
jianzhangshikangmeiyoufouren,qitarenyedao:
“wodieyeshuole,chaotingmeiqian,yaojiazhenggeshenmexiang。”
“zheishiergenzanmenmeiguanxilie,dageheguweicifachou?”
“jiushia,yaochouyeshizanmendediechou。”
“kewodieyidiandoubuchoulie,zuowanhaichilehuajiu,beiwoniangma。”
“wojiakebuyiyang,wodiekechoule,zhibuguoshichouzigejialimeiqianhua,wodouliangtianmeichidaoroule。”sundashengyibianjiaqiyikuaifeirouwangzuilisaiyibiandao。
“sheijiaonidiezhizhidaolianwu,dazhangyouyongbudaota,guangkaoneidianfengluzenmegou,zaishuodouhaojigeyuemeifaleba?”
“duitou,shidaibianle,wufuwuyong,niderangnidiexueshengyi。”
“heng!nidonggejiwa,wodieshuole,xunguibulianwujiushiwangben。
wangjingduo!zaishuowodieshiwufu,wozouni,dajiazongshiduohoutou,danxiaogui。”
“nishuosheishidanxiaogui?”
“shini,jiushuodeni!”
“我……”
“haole,doushizijiaxiongdichaoshenmechao,douzuoxia。”
zhangshikangpailepaizhuozi,manlianbuyuedezhongzhilezheichangjijiangfashengdechongtu。
zheidengchangmian,zhibuguoshitazheiqunxiongdiderichang,zhangshikangzaojiuxiyiweichang。
kezheimeyinao,bazhangshikanghaoburongyiyunniangchulaideqifendoujinongmeile,zheirangtayoudianyumen。
想了想,张世康道:
“xiongdimen,jintianzheidunjiu,youkenengshiwoyunimendezuihouyidunle。”
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                 大明第一搅屎棍
                                大明第一搅屎棍