倒霉炮灰神的人生历练
《倒霉炮灰神的人生历练》 小说介绍
zhimingwangwenxieshou“xiaming”delianzaijiazuo《daomeipaohuishenderenshenglilian》shininxianxiashiguangdebibeizhixuan，guchuanzhouya shiwenlishejidaodelinghunrenwu，chaoshuangqingjiezhuyaojiangshudeshi：guchuanshenbianzhuliyouhaojiren，nannvcanban，nvdeduoshuxiangpachuang，yushenlingaocijing，dounengxiehaojishizhang，nandeduoshuduishenlinyouyisi，yishichongdong，xiayao*……
《倒霉炮灰神的人生历练》 第二章 免费试读
“qingsuzhuzhunbei，chuanyuejijiangkaishi！”
yizhentianxuandizhuan，changjingbianhuan，tachuandaozhouyashenshang，rumushikongwuyirendexiandaihuajiedao，buyongduoxiang，shanshentuikaijibu，duokaileshoushouluozaitanaomenshangdebanzhuan。
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jianmeizadaoren，liangrenbatousuohuiqu。
tagangxiangshuoshenme，yigeshenzhexizhuangbitingdenanrenkuaibupaoguolai，guanqiediwen：“xiansheng，nimeishiba？”
jintian，guchuanlaishenlinjiadasuanwanhuiaiqing，teyiqingchang，meixiangdaoyigeyishanlanlvdenanrenbuzhizenmezoujinlai，haichadianbeishenxiaojiezasi，ruguoduifangzhuijiu，shouweigongzuoyetingmafande。
tadingzhedishangsuikaidebanzhuan，wen：“ruguo，nibeizheiwanyizadao，nengmeishima？”
“……”
shoujidingdexiangle，xizhuangnansaoleliangyan，dao：“xiansheng，qinglaizheibianxiexi，zhendefeichangbaoqian，shenxiaojiebushiyouyidiubanzhuan，zhiyaoxianshengsile，womenyuanyipeichangyibaiwan。”
lingzheta，laidaoduimianjiedeyinpinxiaodian，weilebiaodachengyi，xizhuangnantaochuyizhangzhipiaodidaotamianqian。
ge、shi、bai、qian、wan、shiwan……
tazixishuzhe，jingranyouyibaiwan！yibaishidouzhengbulezheimeduoqian！
tabaochichenmo，xizhuangnanlianshangrengrandanding，xinqingqueyouxietante，chadianbeirenzasi，buzhiduifangyaokaishenmetiaojiancainengshanbaganxiu。
“先生、先生！”
xizhuangnanhuanlejisheng，batachenmizaizhipiaoshueshangdexinsilahuilai。
tachuanyuedaozhouyashenshang，dengtongfanren，shiyaogongzuochidongxide，haiyounverhefumuyaoyang，zhouyazuoguolao，chulaihoucongliangzhaogongzuo，meidianbenjinyehennanhun。
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tanpanjiqiao，buyaotaikuaidayingduifangdeyaoqiu，kanduifangnengnachuduoshaodipai。
tashuo：“sanbaiwan？wochadianmeiminga，huanzuonihuonijiaren，yuanyibu？”
xizhuangnanyaoyaoya，younachuyizhang，“wubaiwan，bunengzaiduole！”
wubaiwanyinggaishizuigaodele。
“好吧。”
wenzhongzhouyabeizasi，guchuanqichuxiangyongyiqianwansile，zhishizhoujiarentaiduqiangying，jubuhejie，xianzaiwubaiwanyechabuduole。
“……buguo，wonverxianzaidudexuexiaobutaihao，nenghuanjianhaodiandexuexiaoma？wofumuzhuzaisuishiyoubanzhuanluoxiadedifang，yebuhaoba？”
jianduifangsongkou，xizhuangnanyuqiduolefenbuyichajuedefangsong：“mingbai，mingbai，xianshengjinguanfangxin，wohuixiangwolaobanhuibao，jinlitininanpai！”
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tameiyouhuaiyi：“xiexie，nenglaofannihewoquyinxingduixianma？”
“没问题！”
daoleyinxing，kaikashi，xizhuangnandishangyifenbaomixieyi，“bushixinbuguoxiansheng，zhishiyouxieshi……zuihaobaizhiheizidexiezaizhishang。”
duifangtaidujihao，taleran，zizixixiduanxiangyilun，meifaxianwenti，caiqianshangzhouyadedaming。
shouhaoxieyi，xizhuangnantaidureluodihetajiaotan，mudehenmingxian，zhouyadaodishizenmeyueguogujiabaoan，zoudaoshenlinjialouxia，bixutaochulai。
zhouyahuitangjialuguoerji，youbiyaoyinmoulunma？
xiaoshuohexitongwanquanmeitideshi，tazenmekenengzhidao，suikouhunongguoqu。
songliangdebiaoxianreluozhiyu，minglianliditaozhouyadehua，shundaijinggaotabieshuahuazhao，。
duixianlezhipiao，tamanyidikanzhekalidewubaiwan，liangrenliulelianxifangshi，yuanlaixizhuangnanjiaosongliang，shiguchuandejinpaizhuli。
liangrenzaiyinxingmenkoufenbieshi，tawensongliang：“songxiansheng，ni……”
xinzhongsuoxiangnanyiqichi，haishixiadingjuexinwen：“nibujuede，nijiazongcaiyudaoshenxiaojie，youmeiyouhenduoyici？weitapoli，weitazhufanshaoshui，shengbingzhaoguchuangqian，duitaxiao，duitawenrou，duitabadao，tayoushijiu……”
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“duibuqi，haha，zhouxianshengkanqilaiwudasancu，jingranyouzheimeshiqinghuayidexiangfa，woshiwanwanmeixiangdao，……wozhishiguzongdezhuli，tadesishenghuowoguanbuzhe。”
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duishenlin，taziwen，wanquanmeiyouneizhongxinsi，zhiyouxiangdasitadeshenglixingchongdong，pianpianhaibunengbeirenqiaochulai，tadoukuaibiesi，xunsizheyaobuyaocizhile。
songliangzuihoutichuliangxinjianyi：“zhouxianshengyelaodabuxiaole，haohaoguihuawubaiwanzenmehuagengshiji，shaokandiannaocanxiaoshuodianshiju。”
duifangsashuangliqu，huiqugongzuogangwei，zouchuhenyuan，tarengnengkandaosongliangdejianbangyiranbuzijuedoudong。
他的话很好笑吗？
songliangzaixiaoshuolizhemobuduo，shiguchuanshenbianqinqinkenkengongzuodezhulizhiyi。
guchuanshenbianzhuliyouhaojiren，nannvcanban，nvdeduoshuxiangpachuang，yushenlingaocijing，dounengxiehaojishizhang，nandeduoshuduishenlinyouyisi，yishichongdong，xiayao***、shejixianhaidayourenzai。
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xiangnannvzhuzheiyangderen，bijingshishaoshu，zheigeshijiegengduodeshiputongren。
putongrendeshenghuolibukaichaimiyouyandagongzhengqian，zuodaosongliangdeweizhisuanhundehaixing，xianglexiang，sihubuqiguai。
xiaoshuo《daomeipaohuishenderenshenglilian》dierzhangshidujieshu。