《大叔,乖乖就范》 小说介绍
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aibibeilinyaoyaodehuazhengzaiyuandi,suibumingbaitashuozheihuanalaidediqi,danshitalianshangqueshineimerenzhen。
keshi,tazhishigexueshengmeia。
renzhixiaozheguolaidayuanchang:“yaoyaobieshengqiya,wojinimai,xingma?”
linyaoyaojintianchuandepingdixie,shengaozhidaorenzhixiongkou,renzhikaojintaqichangshunjianshaoledaban。
tazuoxia,kaozaishafashang,lengyandao:“wodebao,pingshenmenimai?”
renzhichibieyebushengqi,fanerdiaokan:“zenmejianlezhangbeiyebudazhaohu?”
linyaoyaominchun,zheilaonanrenhaizhenshimeilianmeipi。tayouxiangqimamadedingzhu,biejidaboyijiaremafan,bianxieleqi,buqingbuyuanjiaolesheng:“renshushu。”
renzhizheicaimanyidediantou。
jianchangmianyousuohuanhe,aibijidaogouyuanshilegeyanse。
daogouyuanlingyihoulimashangqian:“xiaojie,qingchushinindevipka,wobangninjiezhang。”
“womeivipka。”linyaoyaocongxiaobaolitaochulinjiahuizhangshiyi,“mingbaima?”
aibiyaobushiaiyuzaidatingguangzhongzhixia,zhenxiangzhijiejilinyaoyaokesangetou。zheihuizhangzhiyoulinjiarencaiyou,antadenianjituice,bujiushidongjiadaxiaojiema?
“mingbaimingbai!”aibiqueshijianguodafengdalang,henkuaifanyingguolai,ditouhayao,“linxiaojie,furenjiaodaidexianliangkuanwoyeyitongjininbaoshang。”
linyaoyaoqingqing“ng”leyisheng。
jiezhe,linyaoyaodengdaiqijian,aibijiaorenshanglekekoudexiawucha,lindaxiaojielengshiyikoumeichi,taxinliyuefafaxu。
renzhizhanzaiyipang,muguangsaoguotabaipudexiaolian,zhenshiyibukaiyanjing,zhenxiangxianzaijiuqinyiqinneishuinennendexiaozuichangchangziweier。
sangedabaozhuanghebaifangzaizhuozishang,aibishitanxingkaikou:“xiwangxiacihainengweilinxiaojiefuwu。”
linyaoyaomeishuohua,gangzhanqishen,daogouyuanjiushangqianbangmanglinqizhuoshangdebaozhuanghe。
linyaoyaokanzheaibi,haobuliuqing:“ni,meijihuile。”
yanwaizhiyijiushi,niqueshibeicituile。
xiayike,tanaodaishangdemaozijiubeipaileyixia。
jiezhe,renzhiyishoulanzhutajianbangwangwaizou,haibuwanghuitouduilimianshuo:“lindaxiaojieaikaiwanxiao。”
zaizheiyike,linyaoyaochongfenganzhidaoshencaiduiyigerendeweixie,zaishengaojinyimijiuderenzhide‘xiezhi’xia,tajuranhaowufankangnengli,jihushibeituozoude。
“你干嘛!”
linyaoyaomeihaoqideqialerenzhidazaitajianshangdeshoubei,gezhetachenyi,jingranquanshiyingbangbangdejirou。
buguorenzhiqueyincitinglexialai,mianshanghaowukuiyidekanzheta,xinliquexinyuanyima,tamade,xiaoguniangshenshangtaixiangle,gengexiaoyaojingside。
linyaoyaotuihouyibu,lengshengdao:“wokaichuwojiayuangongeryi,renshushuweimianguandetaikuanleba?”
renzhiweiweiwanyao,yishuangtaohuayanaimeibuqing:“nizhidaoneigeaibishishenmerenma,nijiukaichu?”
linyaoyaoqueshimeixiangguozheigewenti,buguo……kaichuyigerenhaijiangshenfen?
renzhinandenaixin:“tashushushihaiyudishuijude,nigeyaodiaoquhaiyulezhidaoma?”
“buzhidao!wozhizhidaotabugongpingduidaikehu!”linyaoyaobujuedeyoushenme,taconglaibuguanzheixie,zaishuole,dishuijujiudishuiju,quanlihainengyoudabofuda?
“xiaohaizicaijianggongping,darenkanliyi。”renzhibushigexihuangenrenjiangdaolideren,jinguanzheigenvrenhenduizijiweikou,tayeyongleshifennaixinle,jiantahaishibulijie,tayelandejiang,zhijieweixie,“xiangjinigetianmafan,nixianzaijiuhuiqucituita!”
linyaoyaocongxiaobeigongzhe,nalibeizheiyangjiansuankebodeweixieguo,keshi,zheigeweixiequezhengzhongtaxiahuai。
tabuxiangjidabofuyijiatianmafan。
linyaoyaoxiaolianhongtongtong,qibuguoyoufankangbule,suanshidiuledamianzile。taqiangguorenzhishoushangdebaozhuangdai,niutoujiuzou。
“送你啊!”
linyaoyaotouyemeihui,batuijiupao。
renzhikanzheneixiaoshenying,xiadingjuexinyidingyaogaodaoshou。
tanachudianhuadajilingmishu:“shangcigennishuodeneigedaxueshetuanxiangyaozanzhufuzhuangdeshizenmeyangle?”
lingmishuxianranmeixiangdaorendashaohuiwenzheidengxiaoshi,lengleyixiacaihuida:“hetongnihaole,ruguojidehuazhouyijiusongquqianhetong。”
“buyong。”renzhilianshangluchuxiao,“zanqiexiangezhi。”……
linyaoyaohuidaojia,linzhuoqinzikaidemen。
“xiaozuzong,nikesuanhuilaile。”
kandaolinzhuo,linyaoyaoxiangqirenbuyaoliandehua,wendao:“ge,niyaodiaoquhaiyulema?”
“shia,nizenmezhidao?”
linyaoyaosuiyichelegeliyou:“gangcaiqumaidongxi,tingyigepengyoushuode。”
shuowan,tatizhedaizipaoxiangketing,linlaoyezi,dabofu,dabomudouzaishafashang。
linyaoyaoyiyidazhaohu:“yeye,dabo,dabomu。”
dawanzhaohu,linyaoyaozuodaodabomupangbian,shuangshouquanshangtadebozi,ruanyandao:“dabomu,wojinidailiwule,jiushibuzhidaonixibuxihuan。”
limengzuomengdouxiangyaogenver,henchilinyaoyaosajiaozheiyitao:“yaoyaojiushiguai,nisongshenmedabomudouxihuan。”
“kekeke——”beihushidelinlaoyezibuleyile,banzhelian,“liwumeiyeyedema?”
linyaoyaohenbuyaoliandecouguoquqinlelinlaoyezidelianjia:“wojiushiyeyedeliwu。”
linlaoyezilimatoujiang,zuishangquemaiyuandao:“wodexiaosunnva,nijiubunengzaodianhuilaima?yeyedengniyitianle!yiqianzaichengshujiubutile,zenmedaobeidoulehaijianbuzherenni?”
dabofuchahua:“ba,nijiubuyaoshuoyaoyaole,nizaishuogengjianbudaoren。”
“bushuole,bushuole。”linlaoyezifahua,“zou,chifan,jintianrangrenteyijinizuodechuancai。”
“谢谢爷爷。”
linzhuogenzaishenhou:“renbiren,qisiren!”
fanzhuoshang,zhongrenhuatitanzhetanzhe,jiutandaolelinyaoyaotanlianaishangmian。
meibanfa,sheiranglinyaoyaoshilinjiadeduchongni?
linyaoyaosuiyidahua:“womeikongtanlianai,daxuemangzheni。”
linlaoyezishijuedesheidoupeibushangzijidebaobeisunnvde:“nizuodedui,bietan,yihouyeyeqinzijinitiao。”
linlaoyezishuowanzheihuayijingkaishizainaohaizhongshaixuantonglingrenle。beidouchengda,keshitamenzheigequanzijiuneimeda,neixiegerenzenmeyerubuletadeyan。
zuihou,tadechujielun:“zhenshiyounenglidemeirenpin,yourenpindemeinengli。”
linyaoyaozhidangshixiyan,meidahua。
linzhuojiehua:“tebieshineigerenzhi。”
linyaoyaochifandeshouyidun,taitou。
linzhuo:“lajizhongdezhandouji。”
 
                 大叔,乖乖就范
                                大叔,乖乖就范