《大叔,你的甜蜜小作精上线了》 小说介绍
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《大叔,你的甜蜜小作精上线了》 第5章 免费试读
第5章
厉景琛笑了。
chouyatoumatadechou,zheixiasuanshichedicheping。
zhangmunianghaishifeichangyouweiwangde!
lijingchenguaduandianhua,tangyouyoudeetoudoukuaibeimuqinchuochuyigedonglaile。
taweiqudeyanfanleihua,piezuidao:“laoma!nizenmeningkexiangxinyiwairen,yebuxiangxinnideqinshengguinva!”
“wairen?nilaogongshiwairen?”chenfengbailenveryiyan。
tangyouyouxinsai,zhihaohuanzhongshuofajieshi,“ma,nitingwoshuo,bushiwoqiangpotaquwode,shitazijixinganqingyuanxiangyaoduiwofuze,wozhendeshiwugudeya!”
“taqinkouzheimeshuode?”
陈凤还是有些不信。
zheiyouqianrenjiadehua,zhendenengxinma?
dangchuneigehaizihuidaotangjiaqian,yecengjitadaguoyitongdianhua,shuojiusuantazuohuitangjianver,yeyidinghuixiaoshuntade。
可最后呢?!
哎!
sijici,chenfengxinkouyidu,lianseyoubianchale。
“ma,nizheishizenmele?nalibushufu?woqujiaoyisheng!”
tangyouyoujideshangcuanxiatiao,zhuanshenjiuyaochongchuqujiaoyisheng。
kechenfengqueyibalazhuta,zaituitayiba,lishengdao:“zou!nijiwolikexiaoshi,wo......woxianzaibuxiangjiandaoni!”
“妈!”
tangyouyouzheixiashizhendehuangle。
kanlailaomashizhenxinleneichoudashudehua,zijizenmejieshidoumeiyonga!
“haibukuaizou!nixiangqisinimawoma?”
“mama......”tangyouyousajiao。
chenfengzhizhemenkou,dihoudao:“gundan!kekeke......”
“ma!nibiejidong,wozheijiugun,mashanggun!”
jianmuqinkesoudelihai,tabuganzailaixiaqu,zhihaohuiliuliudelikai。
dengguojitianlaomadeqiyixiao,tazailaihongyihong,zheishiyejiuguoqula。
不过!
lijingchennizheigehuailaotouzi,nisidingle!
chulebingfang,tangyouyouquhulibuhehugongjiandanzhufulejiju,youhuxiangliuledianhua,youjishiyenengjishitongzhidaota。
shunbianyouqinzitiaoxuanlelianggeyiyuandebaoan,zhuanmenshouzaimuqindefangjianwai。
yiqieanpaituodanghou,takanleyiyanshijian,yegaichuchele。
chezishicongchuzugongsizude,baibanshiyibaomazaikai,wanshangtaqubaomajialouxiaquchejiuxing。
shangleche,tadaishangkouzhao,luzaiwaimiandemeiyanyebeishensedefendiyexiushiguo,pifukanqilaicucaopianhuang,zaiyongheisedesuganyanxianbizaietoushangdianjikezhi。
yuanbenyizhanghuarongyuemao、qingchunjinglidexiaoliandan,beizheimeyizheteng,zhijiejiubianshensiwushisuidelaodamale。
zhiyaobuzhaikouzhao,jiubuhuibaolu。
buran,tayigexiaoguniangkaiyebanchuzu,haizhuanmenzaijiubajielake。
bugaibianyixiarongmao,shihenweixiande!
dangranla,xiangtazheizhonglianjiazi,jiusuanzhenyudaoweixian,zaoyangdehaizhibudingshisheini。
tazhishiduoshangyidaobaoxianeryi。
chuzuchehuanhuantingzaiyijiajiubademenkou,qianmianyijingyoujiliangchezaipaiduizaikele。
tangyouyouxianzhewuliao,bianluoxiachechuang,hemenkoudejiubabaoancheqipilai。
tazaijiubayitiaojierenyuanbucuo,chejihao,haiyuanyizhurenweile,zhangzheyouyishenzhengongfu,buzhidatuileduoshaoliao**yuangongdeliumanghejiugui。
yilaierqude,dajiadouzunchengtayishengtangjie。
“tang......tangjielailema?kuaijitangjiedadianhua,gushaoyoufafengle!”
yiranzhehuangmaodefuwushengcongjiubalipaolechulai,wangjiebianyizhan,chezhebozijiuyitonghao。
tangyouyouwunaidetaoletaoerduo,congchelishenchushou,huilehui,“nitangjiezaizheierni!”
huangmaoyijianshita,likekuzhepaoguolai,kuanglahaisuozhedechemen,“tangjie,chuxuele,mandidoushixue,niganjinqukankanba。”
“姓顾的又作妖?”
huangmaomoyanlei,“tangjie,neigushaoshihexurenye?chuleni,taliantianwanglaozidougandaa!”
“xinglexingle,shuodewohaoxiangbitianwanglaozidouyoumianziyiyang,rangkai!niduchemenle,wozenmexiaqu?”
tangyouyoutoutengdelihai,meiciyudaoxinggudenaoshi,tazheiyiwanshangyouyaoshaozhuanbushaoqian。
gaisidechouxiaozi,zhenshisantianbuda,shangfangjiewaa!
genzhehuangmao,tangyouyouqishixiongxiongdewangvipdizunbaojianzouqu。
jingguozoulangdiyijianbaofangshi,tajiaobushuranyidun,shixiansaoxiangwuzhongyishuxideshenying。
厉景琛?
zaizixiyiqiao,tangyouyoudangjishuangquanjinwo,nule!
tahaidetabeimushangdarenhongzou,naodaidouxianxiebeichuolan。
zheilaoliumangjuranhainengxinanlidedelaipaoyedian?
他良心呢?
良心被狗吃啦?!
“tangjie,nikanshani?”huangmaohaoqidecouleguolai。
tangyouyouhuishen,yebudalita,ershizhijiezhaoshangkfuxiaozhao。
vipquneidesuoyoubaofang,douhuiyouyigeyiduiyifuwudekfu。
xiaozhaojiushifuzelijingchenzheiyijiande。
“tangjielaila?”xiaozhaoshigeershisuichutoudexiaohuozi,nianqianbeikerenda,tajiuguota。
tangyouyouzhilezhiwuzilidelijingchen,wendao:“neigeren,kandaomei?”
xiaozhaoshunzhetashouzhidefangxiangkanqu,hanshoudao:“ng,neirenworenshi,lishaoma,zheiyipiandechangke,zenme?tangjiexihuanzheiyikuan?”
“xihuangepi,jiushigechouhaiwang!”
唐悠悠口气不善。
xiaozhaogangadexiaolexiao,“neitangjiedatingtaganma?nichoujiaa?”
“chabuduoba!xiaozhao,zhiyaozheijiahuoconglimianchulai,bengguanquna,niliketongzhiwo,tingdaomeiyou?”
“bushi,tangjie,lishaokeshivvvip,zheiyangzuo,butaihaoba?”xiaozhaoyouxieweinan。
tangyouyouchayao,“xiaozhao,nishibushiwangleshangcinibeihezuidekerenda,shisheihukouxiabanijiuchulaide?”
xiaozhaolianseyibian,ganjindao:“wocuolewocuole,tangjienindeshi,jiushiwoxiaozhaodeshi,woyidingbangninbantuo。”
“zheiyangcaiguaima!”tangyouyouxinweidepailepaixiaozhaobengjindejianbang。
zaizheizhongdifangshangbanderen,zhenshibeidapale。
nengyouyigedanzida,bujuquanguiderenhuzhe,ziranbunengdezui。
jiaodaiwanxiaozhao,tadaizhehuangmaozhibengushaodedizuntao。
yijiaobamenchuaikai,jiujinghunzhexueqideweidao,yigunaoquanhuzaitangyouyoudelianshang。
引得她眉头紧蹙。
zaikanneiweihutianhudidegudashao,dingyuechuanmeideduzi,chushengjiuhanzhejintangchi,zunguiwubi,xinggeyelantoule。
xihuanwan,wandehaitebieye,dezuiderenyebushao!
zaijiashangtaneizhangpianzhongxingdelian,zhangdebidajihaixianghulijing,younanrenxiangzhantabianyi,meicidoudebeizougebansi。
这次也不例外。
“xiaotuzaizi,nizhidaolaozishisheima?laozimoni**zenmele?neishijinilian,nideyao!”
“woqu**!”guxiaosuishoujianqiyijiupingzi,zhijiebanei“laozi”jikaipiaole。
naoguazipenxue,renyewangdishangyidao,chouchudelihai。
tangyouyouwunaifue,jianzhibeizheijingbaodehuamianjinaodejiaotoulane。
gujiazheiweiershizuyebushidiyicifafeng,kemeiciduifangdoushiyigeren,daqilaishengsuanyeda。
danzheici,nei“laozi”renduoshizhong。
xiaodimenjianlaodabeixue,likequnqiergongzhi,jiangguxiaotuantuanbaowei。
“haha!renduoshizhong,qifurenshiba?youbenshidoujixiaoyeyiqishang,xiaoyejintianjiuhaohaojiaojiaonimenzenmezuoren!”
顾肖是真不怕死啊!
huayinweiluo,tazuoyoushougechaoqiyizhijiuping,kanneijiashi,shixiangdaganyichangle。
tangyouyoubaobeihuanxiong,xiekaozaimenkuangshang,bujibumandehanleyiju,“xiaotuzaizi,niyaoshiganzainitangjiemianqianhulai,nitangjiediyigebufangguoni!”
neinazhejiupingzi,huiwudehuhushengfengdeshouyijiang。
lianneixiexiaodidouqiqicemuwangleguolai。
baofangneisijiyibandeanjing。
guxiaoheiheiyixiao,balianggejiupingziwangkongzhongyipao,shuaqizajilai。
tahaibuwangzhengyanshuoxiahua,“tangjienijinghushuo!benshaoyejintiangaoxing,zheibuma!jidajiabiaoyanjixingjiemuni。”
tangyouyouhehe,“biaoyanjiemu,nengjiwobiaoyanchuyidixuelai?shazhuni?”
yijianshuangdiao,marendounengyicimaliang。
这就是技术!
guxiaoxinsuan,duzuibaoyuandao:“tangjie,zheishibunengguaiwo,shitamenjigehuranchongjinlai,shuoyaopaowo,wocaijide。”
“xiangpaoni,neishuomingnizhangdehaokan,buranzameirenlaipaonitangjiewo?”tangyouyouchongneiqunxiaodifeichuyimeiyan。
小弟们吐成一片。
guxiaodalazheyizhanglvlian,menmenbuledao:“suanlesuanle,benshaoyedarenbujixiaorenguo,zheishiyibaiwandezhipiao,naqujinimendagekanbingba!”
gushaojiushikuochuo,chushoujiuyibaiwan。
xiaodimennikankanwo,wokankanni,sheidoubugantizijialaodanazhuyi。
tangyouyoucongdishangjianqiyiqiaosuipingkoudejiuping,saijintamenlaodadeshouli,niezhexiaba,ruoyousuosideziyanziyudao:“nishuoxianzaibaojing,womengushaosuanbusuanshizhengdangfangwei?”
renzhengwuzhengdouzaile,haizhenshiyoulishuobuqing。
guxiaominzhezuijiao,biexiao。
huangmaoerchahuadao:“nimenhaibuganjingun?feiyaobaojingbanimendoujizhuaqilai?”
xiaodimenyepareshi,likenashangzhipiao,taizhetamenhunmibuxingdelaodachetuile。
yichangchayidianerjiuniangchengrenhuodenaojubeiqingsongbaiping。
huangmaochongtangyouyouqianenwanxie。
guxiaoxinda,yibalouguotangyouyoudejianbang,haoshuangdao:“tangjie,wodeniudoubeihepaole,burunipeiwoheyibei?”
“wokaiche,nixiangwojiujiachuchehuo?”
tangyouyouxianqideshuaikaiguxiao,zhuanshenjiuwangwaizou。
zheigujiadashao,shitangjiakanzhongdeweilainvxu,tabixudebaochijulicaixing!
guxiaobanmizheyan,ruoyousuosidekanzhetakuaisulikaidebeiying,dunangdao:“zhenxiangbanidekouzhaochexialaikankana!”
chuledizuntao,tangyouyoujiujiedaoxiaozhaodalaidedianhua。
大叔,你的甜蜜小作精上线了