《地上整顿渣爹,地下哄骗阎王》 小说介绍
gudaixiaoshuo《dishangzhengdunzhadie,dixiahongpianyanwang》shi“xinxiaoxianer”deyuanchuangjiazuo,gaishuzhuyaorenwushibeixunyebai,shuzhonggushijianshushi:kezhenguogongquesikanbushangta,juedezheigerenzhihuihuayanqiaoyuhuadabing,zhengjingshierqueyijiandoubuzuo,meiyounaozi,meiyouzhimou。……
《地上整顿渣爹,地下哄骗阎王》 第4章 免费试读
huashanyilianheixian,qingkeyisheng:“hulangzhai。”
“adui,nijiushineigehulangzhaidezhaizhu?jielewomenwuchenggehuodeneigebaichi?”
zuozaimachelidezhongniannanrenyilianjidandekanzhebeixun:“shi……shiyouruhe?”
“womendouyijingchadaole,nimenzheipihuobenjiubushishenmezhengjingluzilaide,jiranruci,heichiheiyoushenmekeqiguaide?”
beixundalianglezhongniannanziyiyan,zhoulezhouhaokandemeitou,suijijihuashanshilegeyanse。
huashanmiaodong,yigeshanshenlaidaomacheshang,yishouyigejiangneichefuhezhongniannanzijilinqilairengdaoledishang。
“wojiazhuzibuxihuanbierenzuozhetazhanzhe。”
zhongniannanzihechefudoushiyougongfuzaishenshangderen,bingqiegongfuhaiburuo,kejiushizheiyang,liangrendaoxianzaidoumeiyoukanqingduifangshizenmechushoude。
liangrenduishileyiyan,zhongniannanzizhinengfangdizitai:“neige……ruguogezhunengfangwomenyima,womenhulangzhaiyuanyiguihaiwuchenggeyibandehuowu。”
beixunpudeyishengxiaolechulai:“yibandehuowu?shuonishibaichi,nihaizhendejiushigebaichi。”
“wojinribushilaigennitaojiahaijiade,ershilaitongzhiniyisheng,jiuzaiyigeshichenzhiqian,wu……yejiushinizaiwangchunlougenneigewuniangmeilaiyanqudeshihou,wowuchenggedehuowuyijingjinshunahuilaile。”
“bujinnahuilaile,haishunbianduonaleyixie,bijingwomenwuchenggeyougebuchengwendeguiju,neijiushiyazibibao,juebuchikui。”
shuowanhaitaitoukankantian:“xianzai……nimenneigezhaigujiyejiuzhishengxiagedamenle。”
“buhaoyisia,ruguonimenyoudamendehua。”
zhongniannanzitingjianbeixundehua,qideliandouniuqule。
“jianghushangrenrendoupani,wokebupani,jinrijiranyudaole,neijiukankandaodishisheigengshengyichou。”
huashanjiuhaoxiangtingdaoleshenmexiaohuayiban:“hehe,jiuniyepeiwozhuzichushou?”
shuowanjiujiangyaojianderuanjianchoulechulai:“laiba,jiniyicijihui,gunainaihuashan,daoledifujidebaowodemingzi,kebiezhaocuoleren。”
beixuntingdaozheihuachadianmeibeizijidekoushuiqiangsi。
baotademingzi?neihaiburubaozijideni,haodaitahainengbeiteshuzhaoguyixia,duozhayihuier。
beixunshiqudebaozhenuanluzoudaoyipang:“kuaiyidiana,wodenuanlukuaimiele。”
huashanejiaochoulechou,chaozheliangrenjiugongleshangqu,budaoshigehuihe,dishangdeliangrenjiuyijingmeiyouleqixi。
“zhuzi,zanmenhuiba。”
beixundianlediantou,zhuanguoshengangxiangzoujiudunzhule。
“huashan,niyoumeiyoutingdaoshenmeshengyin?”
“meiyouazhuzi,shuxiashenmedoumeitingdao。”
beixunwaizhenaodaizixidetingleyihuier,ranhoukuaisudechaozheyigefangxiangfeishenguoqu:“kuai,genwozou,yourenzaidajia,zanmenchouchouqu。”
huashanshenzhizijiazhuzineibaguadexingge,zhinengjinjingenzaishenhou,shengpazijiyigefenshenjiuzhuibushangle。
bujiuhou,liangrenzhanzaiyikedashushang,kanzhexiamianbuyuanchudelianggerenzaibaohuzheyigehunmidenanzi,genduimiandeyiqunsishidadehaoburenao。
“zhuzi,neigeren……haoxiangshoushangle。”
“bushishoushang,shizhongdule,erqiehaibushiyibandeduni,bangeshichenneiruguojiebule,gujirenjiuliangle。”
“要救人么?”
beixunpielepiezui:“wozhishilaikanrenaode。”
huayingangluo,beixunjiufaxianneihuzhezhongdunanzidehuweichaozijidefangxiangkanleguolai。
kanzheqianmiandidangheiyirendetongbanshenshangyoubeikanleyijian,youyuzaisanhaishikaikoushuodao:“guniang,ruguojinrininnengchushouxiangjiu,taribidangyimingxiangbao。”
beixunyouxieyumen,xiaoshengdiguzhe:“youbeifaxianle?”
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“zhuzi,neizhupusanrendewugongjigao,ningangcaishuohuayoumeiyoushouyin,dingshinengtingjiande。”
“haoba,neiwoxiacizhuyi。”
beixunshuowanjiuyangshengdao:“woyaonidemingzuoshenme?meiyisi。”
neihuweitingjianbeixundehuashenxingyidun,youshiyijianbeikandaogeboshang。
“haikanwo?nizaibununuli,nijiazhuzijiuyaodufale,zeze。”
neilianggehuweiduishileyiyan,zhijianqizhongyigehuweituranbaoqi,shunjianlanxialeqianmiandesuoyousishi。
erlingyigeshiweizeshibeiqineizhongdudenanzi,chaozhebeixundefangxiangbenleguolai……
huweijiangnanzifangdaobeixunliangrenzuozhedeshuxia,shuangshoubaoquan:“mafanguniangle。”
shuowanjiuzhuanshenjiujixugengongguolaidesishisisha。
“wei!wohaoxiangmeidayingshenmeba,nimenhaizhenshi……buyaolian。”
yigesishizaijianbeixungenzheiliangrenbingbushiyihuode,shunjiantupoliangrendefangxianchongzheneinanziyijiancileguolai。
jiuzaineijianmashangjiuyaomeirunanzixiongkoudeshihou,yigenuanluzalexialai……
“gunyuandian,bienongzanglewodeyiqun,zheishiwozuixihuandeyijianni。”
huweitingdaoshengyin,huitoukanjianyijingtangzaidishangmeiyouqixidesishiyanleyankoushui……
beixuncongshushangtiaolexialai,kanzhekaozaishushangdaizhebangemianjudenanzihaoqileqilai。
“qubangtamenjiejuele。”
huashanwunaidianlediantou,zhuanshenshandaozhanquanzhong,youlehuashandejiaru,budaoyizhuxiangdeshijian,sishimenbianquandoutangzailedishang。
lianggehuweijianchawandishangdesishi,quedingzaiwuhuokouhoushuangshoubaoquan:“duoxieguniangchushouxiangzhu。”
beixunbailebaishou:“kebiexiewo,yaoxiejiuxienimendehoulianpiba~”
lianggehuweibeibeixunshuodemianhongerchi。
“zhenshibaoqian,womenshizai……shizaishibudeyierweizhi。”
“buzhiguniangshi……womenmeiyoumaofandeyisi,womenzhishixiang……baodaguniangeryi。”
beixunkanleyiyandengzaiyipangdeguicha:“hehe,nimenzaibaodayihuier,gujinimendezhuzikezhenjiumeiqierle。”
yishuozheige,lianggehuweidelianshangjiufannanle,congzheidaojingdouhaiyaolianggeshichen,yebuzhidaozhuzinengbunengjianchizhu。
beixunzhengxiangzhuanshenlikai,jiutingjianpangbiandeguichaxiangshizaiziyanziyusideyouyoushuodao:“zheinanzi……minggebufana。”
minggebufan?beixunhuitoukanleyiyanneiguicha,simuxiangdui,guichaxinxudedixialetou。
takeshihaimeiyouwangjiyanwangshuodehua,buguo……taziyanziyubeixiaozuzongtinglequ,yinggaimeiguanxideba。
“等一下。”
beixunkanzhebeihuweibeizaibeishangdenanziyaoleyaoya,yilianroutengdezaixiudaizhongtaoatao。
地上整顿渣爹,地下哄骗阎王