报告哥哥，我错了！
《报告哥哥，我错了！》 小说介绍
zaieerjindebaizangdexiaoshuo《baogaogege，wocuole！》zhong，zhouxiaomengzhoulingshiyiweitiancaikexuejia。tadeyanjiuyinfaleyichangchaonenglibaofaxianxiang，renleishehuixianruhunluanzhizhong。zhouxiaomengzhoulingmianlinzhedaodeyulunlidekunjing，tongshiyeyaodiyulaizizhengfuheeshilidezhuibu。zheibuyanqingxiaoshuochongmankejiyuansuhedaodekaoyan，yijiduirenxingdesikao，huayinweiluo，zhouxiaomengyijingbaikaitazhenzangdeshupiandalibao。huangguaweishupianzaijunlvsechuangdanshangpuchengyinhe，tachijiaobengshangchuang……jiangyinfaduzheduiweilaideshensi。
《报告哥哥，我错了！》 报告哥哥，我错了！第18章 免费试读
zhousandexiyangbajiaoshiranchengjuhongseshi，luoyueyuechouchoudadadizhuangjinzuowei，xiukouliekaiyidaozhengningdehuokou。zhouxiaomengzhuanzhebideshoudunledun，bijianzaicaogaozhishangchuochugeheidong。
"zenmele？"zhouxiaomengchuolechuota。
"youjigehunhun……"luoyueyueliuxiayanlei，"yaowomingtiandaiwubaikuaiqian，buranjiu……”
zhouxiaomeng"kaca"yaoduanzuilidebangbangtang，caomeiweidetangzhajiandaoqianzhuonanshenghoujingshang。nanshengjingkonghuitou，zhengduishangtamiqideyanjing："kanshenmekan？zhuanhuiqu！"
ganggangdaojia，zhouxiaomengjiufanchuleyaxiangdide"zhanpao"。zhanghaoqunianwanshengjiesongdezisejiafapiannianzailiuhai，luqidiaodaishanledetahuxikunnan，chaoduanqundequnbaisuizhebufafanfei。
diertianfangxuehou，huangmaohunhunzhengduzheluoyueyueyaoqian，turantingjianyisheng——
"喂，垃圾。"
zhouxiaomengdanjiaocaizaihuatanshang，bangbangtangzaizuilizhuanlegequan："qifunvshengsuanshenmebenshi？"
huangmaolengleyixia，suijichixiao："xiaomeimei，chuanzheimeshaobulenga？"
zhouxiaomengyijiaochuaifanzoulangdelajitong，suliaopingxilihualagundaohuangmaojiaobian："xianzaiguixialaijiyueyuedaoqian，wokaolvbudalian。"
shifenzhonghou，huangmaodingzhexiongmaoyandunzaixiangzikouxiebaozhengshu，zhouxiaomengxiaosazhuanshen——zifazaifengzhongyangqiwanmeidehudu，xinlideyi“haogejiaodeqinnashujuranzheimehaoyong。”
ranhouduishanglemaluduimianzhoulingtieqingdelian。
gegedejunyongjipubuzhitingleduojiu，fujiashishanghaizuozhejunqulingdao。lingdaoshoulidebaowenbei"guangdang"zazaichechuangshang，gouqihongzaochapolemanchuang。
"zhou、xiao、meng。"zhoulingjieanquandaidezhijiekakazuoxiang“likehuijia！”。
zhouxiaomengbatuijiupao，jiafapianzaikuangbenzhongfeichuquguazaiyulanshushang，xiangmianyingfengzhaozhandeziseqizhi。
"haogejiuming！"taniqiusidezuanguozhanghaosushemenfeng，fanshousuosifangmen，"wogeyaochirenle！"
zhengzaisuopaomiandezhanghaobeilayouqiangdetileihengliu："zala？nibatankekaijinshitangle？"
"bineige**。"taxiankaizhanghaodezhentou，shumenshulumochuyouxiji，"jiewoduohuier，wogekendingyiweiwoquwangbale。"
zhanghaowunai："zankexianshuohao，niyaoshigannonghuaiwoxinmaideswitch......"
huayinweiluo，zhouxiaomengyijingbaikaitazhenzangdeshupiandalibao。huangguaweishupianzaijunlvsechuangdanshangpuchengyinhe，tachijiaobengshangchuangdian，youxishoubingfachuchuisidewengming。
"zuzong！"zhanghaopuguoquqiangjiuyaogan，"zheishixiandingbanpenshezhanshi！！"
zhouxiaomengqiangguotadepaomian，"esile，zaijiwomaidianlingshi！"
banxiaoshihou，zhanghaolinzhesuliaodaihuilai，faxianzijidechuangyijingbeigaizaocheng"youxiting"——
lingshibaozhuangdaiduichengxiaoshan。
yinweikacaojinleshupianzha，erbeibaolichaixiede**banyouxishoubing。
junzhuangwaitaoshangyinzhegeyounidepaomianchaziyin。
"zhou、xiao、meng。"zhanghaodeweixiaozhujianzhengning。
sushementuranchuanlaiyaochizhuandongdeshengxiang。liangrenjiangchengshigaoxiang，zhouxiaomengshouyidou，fanqiejiangjizaizhanghaodechuangdanshang，xianhongdefanqiejiangrangchuangdandunshibianchengxionganxianchang。
menfenglitanjinkenaodai，shizhouhaotongqinshidezhanyou，"zhangfudui，zhoujiaoguanrangwoshao......"
zhanyoudeshixiansaoguomanchuanglingshisuizha、posuideyouxikadai，chuangdanshangdexianhongsehenji，zuihouluozaizhouxiaomengbaihuahuadedatuishang，turanlizhengjingli："duibuqizoucuole！"
门"砰"地关上。
zhanghaojuewangdikanzhezhouxiaomengbazuihouyikuaixiaoxiongbinggansaijinzuili："xianzaimiekouhailaidejima？"tadaliangzhexiaomengzheishenzhuangban："gangwanglewen，nichuandegenyedianyingbinside……shenmeqingkuang"
"这是时尚！"
zhanghaodingzhezhouxiaomengdejiafapian，miqiyanjing："dengdeng……"tashenshouniezhuneilvzisetiaoran，qingqingyizhuai，"nigaibuhuishiyinweifanleshenmeshibeinigezhuaxianxing，caitaolaiwozheideba？"
zhouxiaomengkenshupiandedongzuoyidun，yanshenpiaohu："……meiyoua。"
"sahuang。"zhanghaoyibaqiangguotadeshupiandai，"tanbaicongkuan，kangjucongyan——nihaozigekeshishenxunzhuanjia。"
zhouxiaomengbielebiezui，zhongyupoguanziposhuai："jiu……jiujintian，wohejigepengyouzaixiangzilidulegehuangmao。"
zhanghaotiaomei："duren？"
"tazhiqiansaoraowotongzhuo！"zhouxiaomengfenfendao，"wojiudailejigejiemei，bataduqiangjiaojiaoxunleyidun……"tayueshuoshengyinyuexiao，"jieguowogezhenghaoluguo。"
zhanghaodezuijiaokaishifengkuangshangyang："ranhouni？"
"ranhou……"zhouxiaomengshengwukeliandiwuzhulian，"wodaizhezheijiafapian，huazheyanxunzhuang，haicaizheneihuangmaode……wogejiuzaixiangzikou，lengzheliankanwo。”
"hahahaha！"zhanghaoshunjianbaoxiaochusheng，zhenggerenzaichuangshangdagun，"niwanle！niwanle！"tamofangzhoulingdeyuqi，"『zhouxiaomeng，jieshiyixia。』"
zhouxiaomengzhuaqizhentouzata："nihaixiao！wogerangwohuijiadengta，wozheibushi……zhanlvexingchetuima！"
zhanghaomozhexiaochudeyanlei，xingzailehuo："chetui？nizheishizitouluowang！wozheijiujinigefadingwei。”zhanghaohuanglehuangshoulideshouji“nigeyaoshihuijiafaxiannibuzai，nikejiuwanle。”
"haoge~~~"tazhuaizhetaxiuzisajiao，"dengwogexiaoqijiuhuijia，tajinwankendingshiyougonggan。"
"miantan。"zhanghaolinqitajiuwangwaizou，"zou，songnihuijiajieshouaidejiaoyu。"
zhouxiaomengbazhemenkuangaihao："nishibushiwodeyifudaren！！"
"wocaibushi。"zhanghaobaikaitashouzhi，"wozaowanrangnilianleisi。"
jiamendakaideshunjian，zhoulingdemuguangzhijiesuodingmeimeidezitoufa。
"zhouxiaomeng，jieshiyixia。"
“pu…”liangrentingdaozheijuhuaquandoumeirenzhuxiao，jianzhihezhanghaoxuedeyimoyiyang。
kanzhoulingbiaoqingbushan，zhanghaolianmangrenzhexiaochetaxiuzi。
zhouxiaomengyitaorencuoliuchengxingyunliushui："wocuole！wobugaidajia！bugaipianren！bugaichaihaogeyouxiji！"
zhanghaodengdayanjinghuyidekanzheta，zheigeenjiangchoubaodexiaowangbadan！
zhoulingmantiaosilidikanzhetashuo："haiyouni？"
"bugai……"taturantaitou，yanjingliangjingjingde，"danneigehunhunzhendegaida！tamenlesuowodetongxue，genibushishuoyoukanbuguandeshijiuyaozhanchulaima？woyaoxianggegeyiyangdangyingxiong！"
zhoulingdezuijiaoweibukechadichoulechou："yingxiongchuanchengzheiyang？"
"zhanshuxuyao！"tazhenzhenyouci，"hunhundouxihuankanmeinv，jiangdijingtixing！"
张昊憋笑憋出内伤。
zhoulingnaguozhuoshangdedianjiu。
"xigai。"tabaxiaomenganzaishafashang，danxidiandi，mianqianzhanzheyaoshuimoguotashuaishangdeshangkou，"mingtiankaishi，meitianfangxuegenwolianqinna。"
zhanghaogangsongkouqi，jiutingzhoulingbuleju："zhangfuduijunqusushesizizangninvxing，fuzhongyueyeshigongli。"
“woshinimenxiongmeiplayzhongdeyihuanma？！”
fanhouliuwanshi，zhouxiaomengyiqueyiguaidizhuaizhugegexiukou："ge~tuiteng..."tazhabazheyanjing，"beiwohuijiahaobuhao？"
zhoulingtanlekouqi，beiduizhetadunxia。shaonvhuankuaiditiaoshangqu，zisefashaosaoguotadebojing。
zhanghaodiaozheyangenzaihoumian，turantingjianzhouxiaomengqueyuedeshengyin："ge，wojintianchaoshuaideduibudui？"
"嗯。"
"neiwonengshenqingbajiafapianranchengzhenfama？"
"做梦。"
ps：zuizhong，zhoulingyi"jiaomeimeiqinnashufangshenyougong"weiyou，shemianlezhanghaodechengfa。
----meitianzuikuailedexiaocaidan----
哥哥的暴击选择题
"zijishuo，gaidajixia？"
死亡陷阱：
✓shuoshaole→"kanlainihaimeirenshidaocuowu"（fanbei）
✓shuoduole→"duizijidaotinghen"（zhaodanquanshou）
jingceshi，zuijiadaanshi『gejuedegaidajixiajiujixia』，danrengyou50%gailvbeilengxiao。