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“xiaoshuanzi,xiaoshuanzi!”
jinledingjia,churuofeiyitongjiaorang。
“嘿,你喊谁呢?”
dingdatoumanlianheixian,nuchongchongwangwaicuan。
yinweixiaoshuanzishitadiedexiaoming,yibanrenkebuxingjiao。
“哟!”
yijiandingdatou,churuofeixiaoyeruhua:“dazhizi,nishidingdatouba?”
“sheishinidazhizi,nizhaochaerba?”dingdatoujile,fenranjuqiquantou。
zheishi,dinglaoshuancongwulichulaile,jiantazheiyang,limafeiqiyijiao。
“duang~”
yishengmenxiang,dingdatoushuaidaozaidi。
meibiede,tashenshangroutaiduo!
dinglaoshuannudao:“nizi,buxumeidameixiao,kuaijiaoxiaogu!”
“啊?”
dingdatoumengle,manlianweiqu。
“jiaoa,haixiangaidama?”dinglaoshuannumuyuandeng,yaoyaqiechi。
“suanlesuanle,buzhizhebuguai!”
churuofeilianmangbaishou,guzuogaozitai:“shuanzige,woshilainijiacaifangde,shunbianpaijizhangzhaopian!”
“好,快请!”
dinglaoshuanshifenreqing:“buguanyaogansha,xianjinwuhecha,wojiazheidianposhi,nizenmezhidaode?”
“嗐……”
churuofeijimeinongyan,guzuolaocheng:“zannongcunna,jiumeiyoubutoufengdeqiang,haoshibuchumen,huai……”
huashuodaoyiban,taganmang“jichache”。
zheiyatou,yetebuhuishuohuale!
“zhei……haishijinwuzaishuoba!”
dinglaoshuanmanlianheixian,gangadijiangtaqingjinwu。
“shei……sheiazheishi?”
dingdatouweiqubaba,liezuichongwowendao。
“hai……zheibuneisheima!”
woyibianjiangtafuqi,yibianxiaozheshuo:“laochujiadeguinv,anbeifen,tadieshidingyedesanshu,suoyibiekantasuishuxiao,kerenjiabeifengao!”
“e……qutamadeba!”
dingdatouqidezhiduosuo,hunshenfeirouluanzhan。
……
jiexialai,anzhaoyeyedefenfu,wohedingdatoujiangsuogutanzhongguanmanliejiu,zixifenghao,shenmaizaihoushan。
dengwomenmangwanle,churuofeidecaifangyejieshule。
dinglaoshuanzhiyiyaoliuwomenchifan,churuofeiqueduanranjujue。
tabuchi,yeburangwochi,qiangxingjiangwoluzou。
temede,dingdatoujiahuoshikendingbucuo,buchiduokuidehuang!
“快走,快走!”
zheibushi,churuofeisisizhuaizhewodegebo,yikouqizouchulaierliduodi。
“ai,nidaodiyoushenmeshi?”
wozashedao:“ze……zaiwangqianzoujiugaidaoxianchengle,wohaimeichifanni!”
“没事,我请你!”
churuofeiyansudishuo:“xiangchishenmedouxing,suibiandian!”
“还有这好事儿?”
woyoudianmeng,yiwoliangdeguanxi,chidunfandaoshimeisha。
ketaweishazheimeyansu?gujihaishiyoushi!
“bushi……niyoushijiuzhishuoba!”woshanxiaodao。
bijingtashidajizhe,kewolian3600gechangyongzidourenbuquan。
wanyitadeshiwobanbule,kendingdeluomaiyuan。
“wotingdinglaoshuanshuo,zuotiantajianaoxie,shinibangmangjiejuede?”churuofeirenzhenwendao。
“啊……算是吧!”
wodiandiantou,tazenmeduizheishiruciganxingquya?
“neininengjiwojiangjiangjiejuexiewudeyuanlima?”talimazhuiwen。
“zheiyoushenmekejiangde,zaishuole,jiusuanjiangle,nimenzazhinengdeng?”woyihuodiwen。
“当然能!”
tayonglidiantou,shifenduding:“womensanqiershiwuhuabao,zhuanmenkandengqiwenyishi,nibujinkeyijiwojiang,yihouyouzheizhongguaishi,haikeyisuishijiwotigongxiansuo!”
shuozhe,tataochuliangzhangbaiyuandachao,jingzhichaowodilai——
“fangxin,woburangnibaimanghuo,doushiyouchoulaode!”
“zhei……xianglixiangqinde,zheizenmehaoyisiya!”
zuishangjiakeqi,kewodeshentihenchengshi,limajiubaqianjieleguolai。
zhengsuowei,youqianbuzhuanwangbadan,penmanbomanshihaohan。
“heihei,zheixiafangxingenwozouleba?”churuofeiliezuiyixiao,zaicilazhuwodegebo。
“fangxin……yagenerjiuhenfangxin!”wolianliandiantou,shuoqipiaolianghua。
……
laidaoxianliweiyidesanxingjiudian,churuofeizhijielingwozoujinhaohuabaoxiang。
wojiantajifuwuyuanchushileyigexiaohongbener,fuwuyuanmiaobianyinqin,lianshangdouxiaokaihuale。
ze……zheiyatoukeyiya!zhunshizheilide“vipzhongp”!
“xiangchishenmesuibiandian,biejinchiyebiemiantian!”churuofeixiaoshouyihui,shifendaipai。
qiaoqiao,bukuishijizhe,shuohuazhenyayun!
ketayigejizhe,zenmehuiyouzheimedadepaitouni?
“我……这……”
shuoshizaide,woyoudianhuang,bijingcongmeilaiguozheimegaodangdedifang!
“zenme?buhaoyisile?”
jianwochiyi,taweiweiyixiao:“ha……neiwoanpaiba,baoyu,longxia,dazhaxie,jinguanshang!”
“得嘞~”
fuwuyuanyonglidiantou,rengshiyifu“guitian”dezitai。
“shuoshuoba,daodishenmeyuanli?”
fuwuyuanchulefangjian,churuofeilimazhuazhewozhuiwen。
“这……好吧!”
wozheicaidiandiantou,jiangyeyezuowanjiwojiangdeneixiequanpantuochu。
hei,zanzheijiujiaoxianxuexianmai!
“ziranwanwu,xiangshengxiangke,yijingqihuayuanqi……”
churuofeibianshuobianji,lianliandiantou:“zheigelilunhaolihai……wozhiqianhaizhenmeitingguo!”
“那是!”
wodiandiantou,turanyouxiejiaoao:“zheishiwomenyanjiadedumenjuexue,shiwoyeyechuanjiwode,yiwodenengli,ququyigexiaoyuanlingbusuanshenme!”
“真的吗?”
churuofeiyanqianyiliang,zhuazhewodeneizhishousuizhijiadalidu。
“那……那当然!”
woqueyoudianxinxule,suirangangcaineifanhuabusuanchuiniu,queyeyou“yishujiagong”dechengfenya!
“太好啦!”
tajidongdao:“wozhengquegezhuli,nigenwoganba!”
“我?”
tingwenciyan,wobujinchixiao:“ha……wonengganshenmeya,woyoubuhuixiewenzhang!”
“kenihuijiangyaochumoya!”
taxingyanyuandeng,miaobianyansu:“woquedejiushinizheizhongren,yinweiwosichuzoufang,nanmianyudaogezhongguaishi!”
“a……shenmeguaishi?”woruoruodiwen。
“你别装糊涂!”
tazashedao:“ze……wobuguangbaodaoyijingfashengguodelingyishijian,youshihaihuishenlindiyixianchang,suoyi,woqueyigedongxingderen,bangwojiejuewenti!”
“这……”
zheikerangwofannanle,bijinggangcaidehuajingguole“yishujiagong”。
zhenrangwoqujiangyaochumo,wohaichadeyuanna!
keworuguorensong,qibushitaimeimianzi?
“不是……”
yushiwoganmangzhaojiekou:“changyandao,fumuzai,buyuanyou……”
“nifumubushizaojiubuzailema?”
budengwoshuowan,talimachaitai。
“zhei……kewoyeyezaiya!”
wozaicituituo:“fumuzai,buyuanyou,yeyezai,buchuiniu……bushi……”
temede,chadianbashihualiaochulai!
“haola,wozhidaola!”
taweiweiyixiao,taishoudashangwodejianbang:“womenzazhishejixunizheizhongrencai,dengwomangwanzheizhenzi,qinziqugenwoyangeshuoshuo!”
“啊?”
wobujindaoxiyikouliangqi,zheibuqihunanxialema!
……
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