《我靠钓鱼躺平人生》 小说介绍
dangdaiwenxuezuopin《wokaodiaoyutangpingrensheng》,shitugexiaoshuipaodedaibiaozhizuo。zhurengongzhangzhengyechenshanshenshangzhanxianleshidaidefengmaoheshehuibianqian,gushiqingjiekourenxinxian,yinrenshensi。zheibenxiaoshuoyongxilidebichumiaohuilexianshizhongdezhongzhongwenti,rangduzheduirenxing、shehuiyougengshenkederenshi。“haode,woshijifenzhonghoudao。”chenshantingdaoletamendeduihua,xinqingyebushihenhao。“zhangzhengye,woheniyiqiquba。”“xing,wopengyoudoujieshaojinirenshi。……
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laogaotangzaibingchuangshang,mimihuhu,miansecangbai,danshihaiyouzizhuhuxihexintiao。
shoushujingguomanzhang,danshizongtihaisuanshunli,shoushuchenggongle。
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chenshankanle,xiaoshengshuo:“zhangzhengye,yaoshiwobingle,wobuxiangzhile,chazheimeduodeguanzi,silesuanle!”
zhangzhengyeyongshizhihemuzhiniezhuletadexiaozui,rangtabizui!huiqidehuahaishishaoshuodianhao。
yuyanshiyouliliangde,bunengsuibianshuobuhaodehua,yaobihui!
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“zhangzhengye,yixiazhuanle20wanjilaogao,kanlainizhendefacaile,haokuoqi!”
“woyeyeshengbingneihuier,laogaoyeburongyi,haishihenzhangyidejichule2wanjiejiwo,xianzaitashengbingle,wojiejita20wan,buguofenba?”
chenshandianqijiao,zaizhangzhengyedelianshangqinleyixia“bukuishiwoxiangzhongdenanren,zhendaqi,haoyounanziqigai!”
liangrenchilefan,wanghuijiadelushangzou。
“zhangzhengye,dengxiawomenquganma?”
zhangzhengyezhilezhiluguodechexing。
“买车!”
“为什么要买车?”
“享受享受生活!”
zaichexing,zhangzhengyetiaoleyiliangsuv,shijiajifenzhongjiuqianlehetongfukuan。
suoyoushouxubanwanbudaosanshiwan,zhangzhengyebachekaizou。
zhangzhengyekaizheche,zuoshoubakongzhefangxiangpan,youshoumozhechenshandetui,ziweizhendetaihaole。
buguozhangzhengyekaichejishuhaibushulian,suiranyoujiazhao,kemeiyoulianshoudeche。
zhaolegefujindejiayouzhanbayoujiaman。
youquhuwaiyongpindian,zhibanleyitaohuwaishenghuoyongpin,zheixiedongxikebubianyi,huafeilejinliangwankuai。
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钓鱼装备可真烧钱。
shijianhenkuaidaolewanshangjiudianduo,liangrenyeshiehuaile。
zaiyexiaotanchilexiedongxizhihou,chenshancuicuzhangzhengyeganjinhuijia,gougoubaozigaiehuaile。
zhangzhengyemeiyouzhaozhaodaotingchewei,youbachekaidaolubiandetingchewei,meitianyaoershikuai,youdianwuyu。
dakaimen,jiutingdaolongzilidebaozidewuyansheng,gujizhendeweiquhuaile。
chenshanganjinnachugouliangweita。
“chenshan,niyoukongjiuxunliantadingdiandaxiaobian。”
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xiwanzao,zhangzhengyetangzhewanshouji,weixinli,lihongyufalailianggezhadan!
zhangzhengyexiaozhehuifuliangzi:xiangni!
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zhangzhengyehuranjuedezijihenzha,jiehunshibukenengjiehunde,xianwanzheba。
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baozichilegouliang,manzudipazailongzili,duzigugude。keshibuyihuieryushichuanlaiqiguaideshengyin,rangtaluchuyihuodebiaoqing。
hanzhanhou,zhangzhengyejichenshanchuigantoufa,youzhuleyihuyuanqisibaochajichenshanbuchongshuifen,takuaiyaotuoshuile。
diertian,tianqibucuo,danshierrenquemomocengcengdaolezhongwucaiqichuang。
zheiyangderizizhendetuifei,buguotangpingderizibujiuyinggaishizheiyangma?
baoziweiqubabadekanzheshuiyanxingzhongdeerren,ruguotahuishuohuagujihuimadehennanting。tahaihenxiao,xinchendaixiewangsheng,duzihenrongyie,keshigenlezheilianghuozhihou,bushuosantianejiudun,queshidashidimeichibaoguo。
chenshanmolemobaozi,jitaweishi。
“dengxiawomenchuquchidian,ranhouqukanlaogao,ranhouzaiqudiaoyu。”
zhangzhengyexizaozhihou,quedinglejinridexingcheng。
“wokeyidaizhebaoziquma?”
“keyi,danshibatadaidaoyiyuanbutaihao,dengxiagujiyaoliuzaicheshang。”
liangrenkaichedaolecanguanchileyidunshaolufan,jiuquyiyuankanwanglaogao。
laogaozhuangtaibuhao,yiranzaizhongzhengjianhushilimian。zhangzhengyezaizhongzhengshiwaichilebimengeng,tanshishijianshixiawusidianduo,jinricuoguole。
zhangzhengyexinqingbuzenmeyang,24xiaoshiguanchaqi,laogaodebingqinghuifubulixiang,zheibushihaoxiaoxi。
“zhangzhengye,womendengxiaqunali?”
“xianzaiyouchele,womenchucheng。qujiaoqudeqingzhushuiku,neilideyutebieduo!”
zhangzhengyekaizheche,shoujilanyafangzhezhoudongdeyinle,henkuaichulecheng,anzhaodaohangtishidaodalesanshiduogonglideqingzhushuiku。
zheishiyizuoshantishuiku,sizhouhuanshan,shuikuwaiyoucunzi,cunzixiangyoushuikudejingyingquan。
zheilidiaoyuderentingduode。
cunzilizhenglileyipiankongdidangzuotingchechang,tingchefeiyitianershikuai。
diaoyufeiyongyitianzhiyao50kuai,danshicunminyangzhidelianyongbunengdaizou,keyidaizouqitadeyuzhong。qingzhushuikuhenshen,ouerkeyichudahuo。
zhangzhengyetingchezhihou,jiukanjianyigeliuqisuidexiaonvhainazheyigeerweimaguolai,tashaideyoudianhei,danshiwuguanjingzhi。
“gegejiejiesaoma,tingche20,diaoyu50,wojialihaiyouyinliao,yekeyiquwojiachifan!”
yinliaohechifanneishilingwaidejiage。
zhangzhengyesaolema,xiaonvhaimolemochenshanhuailidebaozidenaodai,caihuidaoshuyinxiadezhuoyichuzuozhe。
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zhangzhengyehechenshanlaidaoshuikudibashang,shuikukaikuodeshuimianrutongfeicui,xiangqianzaiqunshanzhijian。anbianxixiluoluoyouyixiediaoyulaodezheyangsanfenbu。
zhangzhengyepailejizhangshanshuitu,zaipengyouquannongleyigejiugongge,meiyouwenan。
buduoshi,afangjiejiudianzanle。
zhangzhengyediankaileafangjiedepengyouquan,tagangcaiyeshailedongtai,yigebuzhimingfengjingcanting,tahelingwaiyigemeinvyiqihezhao。afangjiexiandegengjiafengmanleyixie。
“zhangzhengye,nizijiqudiaoyuba,taishaile,wohebaozizaidibashangwanyihuier,dengxiajiuqushuyinxiahexiaomeimeiwan。”
“xing,wodaoxiamiandiaoyule,youshijiwodadianhua!”
zhangzhengyedaizhezijidezhuangbeixiadaoledibaxiamian,kaishilediaoyucaozuo。
 
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