青梅竹马娶新欢，我秒成他舅妈
《青梅竹马娶新欢，我秒成他舅妈》 小说介绍
chibingtangdetangdedazhihuixiede《qingmeizhumaquxinhuan，womiaochengtajiuma》zhendehenhaokan，gushiqingjiediedangqifukourenxinxian，zhendehenbang，jiangshule：nanrendemouguangluozaiwoshenshangdaliangzhe，moudisishiwujindeshenyuan，sishinengjiangwoxijinqu。guoleyihui，tacaiyouyoukaikou。“nidasuanruhe？”wotaohao……
《青梅竹马娶新欢，我秒成他舅妈》 第一章 青梅竹马下聘，新娘不是我 免费试读
diyizhangqingmeizhumaxiapin，xinniangbushiwo
导语：
qingmeizhumaguanchangdeyi，dantashengzhidangtianjiupaoqilewo。
zhananlingquxinhuan，wochenglezhengzuozhanganchengdexiaohua。
woquanjiamatawangenfuyi，henbudejiangzheiboqingguayidenanrenlingchi。
woniangweileqingzhu，hailianbaiyanxihaojitian。
zhongrenxiaoniangtaifengdian，niangxiaotarenkan**。
houlai，moutiantianjiangbaoyu。
boqingguayidenanrenzaibaoyuzhong，guizaijiangjunfudedamenkou，tashengleijuxia。
“sulan，nijiukanzaiwomenduonianqingmeizhumadeqingfenshang，jiwoyitiaoshengluba！”
woxinhunfujun，mouguangshensuieryinlengdi，nishizheguizaidishangchanhuideboqingnan。
taxuanshizhuquanbandejiangwodahengbaoqi。
“waisheng，niyinggaichengtayishenghuangjiuma。”
boqingnanhedezaiyuzhongsesefadou，fengkuangchaowoketou。
“sulan......bububu，huangjiuma！”
“qingninraowoyisiba！”
就是这个感觉！
倍儿爽！
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yinianyidudeguanyuanjinbiankaohejieshule。
tiankongmengmengliangdeshihou，congzhongshulingfudineibianchuanlairenaodeqinghe、bianpaosheng。
wozaimengzhongbeibianpaoshengchaoxing，shuzhuangdabanyifanhou，yahuanchanfuzhewozouchuguifang。
wocongneiyuanmaibulaidaoqianyuan，zhijianwojigegegemenxishangmeishaode，zhengzaidingzheputongmenzhuangdianjiangjunfu。
niangqinteyishuzhuangdabanyifan，zaiyahuanmendecuyongxia，kuankuanzoudaofumenkou，jianggangxiachaodedieyingjinmen。
dielazheniangdeshou，maibuzoujintingtang，zuozaizhuweishang，xiaodehebulongzui。
“tanengtongguokaohe，jinshengweizhengsanpinzhongshuling，kexikehe。”
“furen，nirangputongmendongzuozaikuaidian。”
“zanmenshiyuyejinke，jialiyouxishi，fudiziranyaozhuangdiandelongzhongxie。”
suishuojiangjunfutingqilaishizhongyinglangdefengge，kewoniangxihuanhuahuacaocao，dieweileboniangyixiao，qinshoujiangjiangjunfudazaochengyizuoshiwaitaoyuan。
rujinzhengshiluoyingbinfendejijie，napashenmedoubuzhuangdian，yeshijimeide。
“哐哐！”
“哐哐哐！！”
sicunjian，congjiexianglichuanlaiqiaoluodagu、bianpaoqimingdeshengyin，heyibinkangkaijiangdeshengyin。
“gonghezhongshulingdarenheyidengguofurenxinhunzhixi！”
tingtangdezhuweishang，wodiezhuantoukanxiangwoniang，tayibawozhulewoniangdeshou。
“furen，jinrishizhongshulingdarendedaxizhiri。”
“wotingtongliaomenxiantanguozheijianshi，tingshuoshitateyixianghuangshangqingdeenzhi！”
tieshensihouwoniangdeyahuanwenyanpielepiezui，dishengdiguleyiju。
“he，zhongshulingdarenshiquqinziqingzhicihunle。”
“keyidengguofuren，yebushizanjiadaxiaojiea。”
wodiewozhewoniangdeshou，turandoulexia。
zuozaiyipangdewo，jiangyanqianzheiyimukandezhenzhende。
wozheicaizhixiao，yuanlaishidiedieyiweiyaochengweiyidengguofurenderen，shiwo！
zhangsunjiazuiweixianhe，zuzubeibeizaichaoweiguan。
duonianqian，wodiebei·jianchensuanji，chadiandiulexingming，shisunzhenlangjiuletadexingming。
wodieweibaoen、youjiantasuiranchushenpinhanquetantubusu，jishenweiguerdetamailedongzhaiyuan，youjijiaotaliyixuewen，gulitakaoqugegongming。
sunzhenlangyesuanshizhengqi，yilugongchengmingjiu，rujinnianjiqingqingbianweijuzhongshulingyizhi。
tasixialiduocigendiediebaozheng，shuolairigongchengmingjiu，yidinghuiyingqujiangjunfudedizhangnv。
wodienuhuochongtian，paianerqi。
tachaoqisuishenpeijian，jiuyaochuqushoushifuxinhan。
“混账！”
“tadangchushizenmegenwoshuode，shuolairigongchengmingjiu，yidinghuiyingqujiangjunfudedizhangnv。”
“不像话！”
“太不像话了！”
“wojiangjunfudedizhangnv，qirongtashuoqujiuqu，shuoyanqijiuyanqi！”
wozuixiaodemeimei，yegenzhefenfenbuping，henbudejiangsunzhenlangqiandaowangua。
yaomeicongshiweishenshangchouzoupeijian，takuaibuzoudaofuqinmianqian，yifentianyingdao。
“diedie，nversuininyitongquzhongshulingfuhuihuizhanan。”
“sheijitadegoudan，qifuren，jingranqifudaozhangjietoushangle！”
wojiandiedieheyaomeiqideliansedoubianle，gangyaokaikouquan，jiutingjianyizhenxisuidejiaobusheng，youyuandaojin。
woxiayishihuitoukanqu，zhijianniangshouzhongduolegediaokejiqijingmeide，zhuimanzhubaodebaohe。
什么情况？
pingriliniangyizhijiangzheigebaohefangzaigongzhuoshang，congburangwomenxiongmeijigeherenherenpeng。
jinri，niangzenmejiangbaohenadaozheile？
woniangzoudaowomenmianqian，jiangzhuimanzhubaodebaohedakai。
zhongrendangjilengzaileyuandi，wanglezuochufanying。
baohezhong，jingshihuanghoubaoyin、baoce，haiyoushengzhi！
wodieyilianzhenjingditaishouquchushengzhi，jiangqizhankai。
fengtianchengyun，huangdizhaoyue：
zhenyiqinchengbaoming，shaozuanhongtu，peilunfuzhien，danfuqingci。
zhangsunjiadizhangnvhuiyudecaijianbei，mingmenjiayuan，danzhongcuimei，hanzhangxiuchu。
xianhuangzanzhiyouroumingzhizi，yishuzhide，jingshenchigong，shufangmingyujiaoye。
renpinguizhong，xingziminhui，xunzhanglize，youxianbiaozhi。
yangchenghuangming，cefengweizhonggonghuanghou，cijufengyidian。
钦此！
shizhijinri，chuwoniangzhiwaidesuoyourencaizhidao，woshiyaojiajihuangdide！
yimingpurencongcongzoujintingtang，laidaowoniangshenbian，fueryadishengyin。
“qibingfuren，gonglichuanlaixiaoxi，rangninjikejingongyitang。”
wodoubuyongxiang，douzhidaoxuanwoniangrugongderenshishei。
dangjintaihoushiwoniangdegumu，dangchuxiandihaizaideshihou，tajiujingchangxuanwoniangjingong。
meicijingonghuilaihou，shangcidoubushao。
shuobaile，taihoubuguoshixiangjiezheduinianghao，wenzhuwodiebale。
wodieshicongxinlitengwoniang，yeshizhanganchengchulemingdeqiguanyan。
sheiduiwonianghao，wodieyehuiduineigerenjiabeihao。
suoyixiandihexianhou，meishaocongwodiezheiluodehaochu。
woniangweiweitiaomei，chunjiaoweiweigoudong。
“jibianshigumubuqingwo，woyehuizhaorensongxinjinqu。”
“rujin，daoshishenglebushaomafan！”
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nianglazhewo，yitongrugongmianjiandangjintaihou。
dangchuxiandizaishidehuanghoushifenqinjian，rujinwenjutaihouzhiwei，zhongyuluchuleshemidebenzhi。
taxiazhidaguimoxiujianzijijuzhudegongdian，buxihaofeijudaderenli、wulihecaili。
dianzhong，taihouzuozaibaozuoshang，zhengpinzhegaiwancha。
wohewoniang，yirudangnianmaibuzoushangqian，gongjingxingliwenan。
xianhuangzaishishi，taduiwomenniangliangbietiduoqinqiele，duizhangsunquanjiayeshienshangpoduo。
kerujinwushirenfei，taihouhaosimeikanjianwohewoniangyiban，manmanyouyoudijiangchawanfangzaiyipang。
“ai，xianhuangturanjiabeng，aijiazhongrichabusifanbuxiang。”
“xindidengji，woyaodingzhedeshiyeduo。”
“xujiumeiqingnimenniangliangjingongjuju，shiaijiashuhule。”
woniangjiantaihouguyirangguizhe，suoxingzhijielazhewoqishen。
xindigentaihoumianhe、libuhe，wodieyoushizhangwobingquandejiangjun。
岂会任凭太后欺负。
“gumu，wobushihuturen，ninyoushenmexinsi，bufangzhishuo。”
“sunzhenlangyingqumurongqianhaodedizhangnvweiqi，tingshuoshinindeyisi？”
taihouyilianbuyiweiran，suibianchelegejiekoutangsaiwomenniangliang。
“nishiwozhinv，ninverwonengbuweitadezhongshendashizhexiangma？”
“zhangsunjiahezhongshulingdeyuanyuan，wodiaochaguo。”
“zhanganchengdouchuannimenshiqingmeizhuma，youchuanchuzhongshulinghenzaozhiqianjiushuohuiyingqunideshiqing。”
“kenimensuannamenziqingmeizhuma？”
“zaishuole，nijiashicongyipin，ertafurenjia，shicongerpin。”
“sunzhenlangshizhengsanpinzhongshuling，nengqushangsidedizhangnv，yijingshitadefufenle。”
呵呵！
taihouzheimeguanmiantanghuangdeshuofa，nanbuchenghaizhiwangzhangsunjiaxiexietahuangenhaodang？！
simazhaozhixin，lurenjiezhi！
bieyiweinengmanzhuwoneigehandie、hangegemenheyaomei，jiunengmanzhuwonianghewo。
dangchuwodieshuoguo，sunzhenlangdeshenshi，gumobuhuixiangtakandaodeneimejiandan，queyouwucongchaqi。
dangwoheniangzhidaozhenxiangdeshihou，doujingdaile！
niangxinliyoushu，kemianzibunengdiu，gengbunengrangrenjuedejiangjunfuderenshihaoqifude。
“taihou，zheijianshijiuzheimesuanle？”
“sulanshizhangsunjiadedizhangnv，shuodaodi，genninyeshizhanqindaigu。”
太后微微一怔。
“放肆！”
“niyiweizijizaigensheishuohua？！”
“zhangsunjiazuderen，ruojuedezheijianshiqingrangsulanshouweiqule，buruwoxiazhi，rangtajiajimurongqianhaodeergongziweiqi。”
“zheiyangjinengtiantianjianmian，youhainengruyuechengweiyijiaren，heleerbuwei？”
zheilaoyaopo，kezhenganshuo！
ruguoshiqingyanbianchengzheiyang，bushidengtongyudangzhequanzhanganchengderenmian，dalianwomenzhangsunjiama？！
zheichudeshenmesouzhuyi，andeshenmezangxinsi！
我娘冷笑。
“gumu，ninzheishidasuantuideganganjingjingle？”
太后怒拍桌案。
“放肆！”
“niyiweizijizaihesheishuohua？！”
“suishuowomenyouxueyuanqinqing，danniyegaishoujunchenbenfen！”
“niruozaizaiwomianqianfengdianfangsi、koubuzeyan，woxianzaijiubanidizhangnvjiajijietouqigai！”
woniangzaixinli，henbudeshousiletaihou。
yongrenchaoqian，buyongrenchaohou，fanlianbifanshudoukuai。
dangchuruobushifujundehujia，nahaiyourujindetaihou？
woniangkangouletaihouchouloudezuilian，nuchi。
“shuinengzaizhouyinengfuzhou，taihoushixiangbuguxueyuanqingfen，congcisipolianma？！”
“咔嚓！”
taihoutaishouyisao，jiangchazhansaoluozaidi。
“zhangsunsulansuanshenmedongxi！”
“tagenaijiajimeiqingfen，yemeiyouketaowoxihuandedifang，wohuizaihuyigehuangmaoyatou？”
“suishuotashijiangjunfudizhangnv，danruojiajisunzhenlang，haizhenbupei！”
“ruozaifangsi，womashangxiazhi，batasuibianzhijiyigeqigai！”
“neikeyuanburujiajimurongqianhaodeergongziweiqiyoumianzi。”
woniangdelianseyufayinchen，shengyinzhouleng。
“wodenver，sheiyebiexiangqifu！”
“素兰，咱们走。”
wonianglazhewo，lianlidoumeijitaihouxing，zhijielikailegongzhong。
wolinzhuanshendeshihou，kanleyantaihou，tahenbudejiangwoheniangshengtunhuoboledeyanshen。
不对劲啊。
anlishuo，xiandihaizaideshihou，woniangmeishaoweitaihouchuqianyouchuli。
jibiantaihoushenjugaowei，yemeibiyaozheimezhenjianduimaimang，chedigenwoniangsipolelian。
将我嫁给乞丐？！
hezhegumuhezhinvnaobieniu，daomeideshiwoa！
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niangnuqichongchongdi，lazhewocongtaihoujuzhudejingshoudianzouchulai。
woliangkuaizoudaogongmenkoudeshihou，jingzhuangjianlesunzhenlang。
sunzhenlangjiandaowohewoniangzaigongli，yidiandoubuyiwai。
tajiuguowodie，wodieduitabubo，woyuanyiweitahuishouliandian。
kesheizhitayuefafangsi，shenzhihaowuliyilianchizhixin。
tamaibulaidaowomianqian，fangsididaliangzhewo，taishouxiangmo·wodelian。
“yuanlaishisulanhelingtanglaigonglile。”
“wotingwenniduiwoniannianbuwang，yiyuchengji。”
“ruonizhenshebudewo，burudangwodeqieshiruhe，woyidinghuihaohaotengainide。”
wobudongshengsedi，duoguotabuguijudeshou。
“zhongshulingdaren，qingnifangzunzhongdian！”
“wojibuhuijiajimurongqianhaodeergongziweiqi，yebuhuirenrenbaibu！”
sheizhisunzhenlangweiweiyizheng，fanerxiaodegengjiachangkuang。
“wodedangjintaihoutaiai，yijingrangworenledangjinshengshangmuqindedidi，weiyangzi。”
“rujindewo，buzaishichushenbeiweizhiren。”
“dangjinshengshang，yijingsuanshiwodejiujiule。”
“ninengdangwodeqieshi，yesuanshipangaozhile。”
tasishiduiwogewaienchongyiban，mianweiqinandikaikou。
“suishuonishiqieshi，wobunengchuchuyiniweixian，bijingzhangyouzunbeiyoubie，dankanzaiwomenwangrideqingfenshang，ruofurenweinanni，niyededuoweiwozhexiang，nengrenjiurenle。”
woheniangtingdeyilengyilengde，zheirenmofeiyichaodeshi，fengdianlebucheng？
dianxingdeyidianrenhuadoushuobuchule。
woniangshenweizhangbei，meidasuangenfengdianzhirenyibanjianshi，tameiguansunzhenlangzaihuyanluanyushenme，lazhewozhijielikai。
wogennianghuidaojiangjunfu，jianwodiedebiaoqingyebuduijing。
“你这是怎么了？”
niangduiwodieshenshilejie，fuqierrenyehenyoumoqi。
我爹叹了口气。
“wogangjiandaoletaihougongzhongdezhangshigonggong。”
“taihouxiazhi，yaoweizhongshulingxuanxianqie，yishijiajiang。”
“houxuanmingdanzhong，zanjiasulanjiuzaiqizhong！”
woniangwenyanlianseshunjianyinchen。
“womennianglianggangconggumuneihuilai，taxianshiyaojiangzanmenbaobeinver，xupeijimurongqianhaodeergongziweiqi。”
“youweixiewoyaojiangsulanjiajichengzhongqigai。”
“xianzaijingranrangwobaobeinverqujineigehunzhangdangxiaoqie？！”
wodieyitingzheihua，yibazhangjiangbaxianzhuozhenledaoliehen。
“sunzhenlangzheigexiaowangba，qirentaishen！”
“nigumushuodezheishirenhuama？”
“jiusuantarujinguiweitaihouyouruhe？”
“taruoganqifuwolaner，wojiudaizhejunduibigong！”
niangyifuhentiebuchenggangdemoyang，henhendengledieyiyan。
“莽夫！”
“nibuhuixianlengjingyixiazaixiangbanfa？”
“womenzheimezuo，zhengzhongletadexiahuai，daoshihoubeifanyaoyikouzenmeban？”
yaomeizaiyipangtingdezhenzhende。
“dieniang，zhangjie，nimenbiedanxin。”
“woqinggongshizuihaode，buruwoyetanhuanggong？”
woganjinlazhuyaomeideshou。
“meimeishiweilewohao，zhangjiexinlimingbai，danwobunengkanniqusongsi。”
zheishi，pingrilibushanyanbiaodedage，maibuzoujintingtang。
“buruwomenxianxiashouweiqiang，dengtamenfanyingguolaideshihou，yiqieyichengdingju。”
我看向大哥。
“先下手为强？”
dagedemouguangluozaiwoshenshang，muguangshenchenerjianding。
“zaitaihouzhengshixiazhizhiqian，jiangnijiachuqu。”
worenbuzhudalegejiling，shengdiaodoubianle。
“是谁？”
dagechenmoleyihui，caihuanhuankaikou。
“tadaoshiweikoudadehen，zhangzheyoutaihoujitachengyao，jingranyaoqiangqubenchaosuoyougentazuoduizhirendedizhangnvweiqie。”
“gengjiahuangmiudeshi，taihoufeidanmeichizedeyisi，fanerbuguchaochendefandui，yiyiguxingdingxiaqinshi。”
“neixiedizhangnvmen，fengzhisanrihouruzhongshulingfuwanhun。”
zhenshiyichaotianzi，yichaochena！
ruoshiyouxiandizai，daduantadegoutui，tadoubuganchixinwangxiang。
这哪里是娶妾。
zheifenmingjiushixiechisiduitoudejiaren，zuoweirenzhi！
shiguanzhongda，qitajiminggege，yekuaibulaidaotingtang。
wosangeshigejixingzi，dageshuoleyibandehua，nengjiangtabiesi。
“dage，ganmahuashuoyiban？”
“zheihuituranranglanerjiaren，nayoushenmeheshiderenxuan......”
“zongbunengsuibianjiuzhaogenanrenjialeba？”
wolingguangyixian，turanmingbaileshenme，yonglandishuoleyiju。
“zuijiarenxuan，bushishoudaoqinlaideshima？”
huayinyiluo，suoyourendoujiangzhuyilifangzailewoshenshang。
dagezheicaimanmanyouyoudijixukaikou。
“haishilanerbingxuecongming。”
“jisunzhenlangyiwangegoudan，tayebuganduineiweishuogebuzi。”
我娘掩唇而笑。
“neigelaodiaopo，yejuemeishiligenneiweixiangkangheng。”
yaomeitinglezheihua，caisonglekouqi，fangqileyetanjingshoudiandedasuan。
queshi，haishineiweiwenzhawenda，genjishenhou。
huashuodaolezheigefenshang，wodieyesuanshitingmingbaile。
可是他又发愁了。
“bierendouhaoshuo，weiduneiwei，wozhenshimeizheigebenshirangtaguaiguaitinghua......”
meibenshirangtaguaiguaitinghua？
woyichuma，yigedingliang。
翌日。
woteyizaimouchudenglexieshihou，shaoshijieshangchuxianleyongjipichunzhonghanxuebaomalachedejiaonian。
zaibiedebaixinghedaguanguirendeyanzhong，zheijiaoniandiaolianghuadong、jijinshehua，quewurenzhixiaojiaonianzhurenzhenzhengdeshenfen。
jiulianjiaonianzhouweidehuwei，douqiaozhuangdejiqididiao，lingrenkanbuchutamendeshenfen，zhiyiweishifushang。
dangwojiweishunlidizuozaijiaonianzhongnanrenshenbiandeshihou，neirenzhengzaiyuejuan。
jianzhijingweitianren，jiulianwozheigesuyouzhangandiyimeirenzhichengdenvren，douzitanburu。
jiuzaiwokanchiledeshihou，yidaodichundeshengyin，luozaiwoerpan，yindewoweiweiyizhan。
“ng，haizhenshizhangjinlebushao。”
“tamenjiranmeifajuenidecunzai，shigaidedaoxiejiaoxunle。”
nanrendichundeshengyin，touzheyiguzimanbujingxinhelengrugusuidehan。
woweiweicetou，kanleyantashouzhongdezhangjuan。
“wodegongfuluhuochunqing，nijiumoyaoweinanshiweimenle。”
woshuowan，chenmoleyihui，youjixukaikou。
“你就不好奇？”
nanrenjiangzhangjuanfangdaoyipang。
“wohaoqi，nijiuyidinghuihuida？”
我微微一怔。
“zheilimeiwairen，nijiubieduanzhele，guaileidehuangde。”
“bierenbulejiewo，nihaibulejiewo？”
“jijiangxiazhideshitaihou，nijiudasuanyanzhengzhengkanzhejiangjunfumanmenzhongchen，beifuzhekangzhibuzundezuiming，beizhulianjiuzu？”
nanrendemouguangluozaiwoshenshangdaliangzhe，moudisishiwujindeshenyuan，sishinengjiangwoxijinqu。
guoleyihui，tacaiyouyoukaikou。
“你打算如何？”
wotaohaozheluchuyigetiantiandeweixiao，taishouduanqitamianqiandebeizhongjiu，jiangqiyiyinerjin，haoyijiuzhuangdan。
“你娶我可好？”