《我靠系统天天吃瓜》 小说介绍
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diertianwokazhediantiqianliangfenzhongdaole,gangjinmenjiubeijiumachizedao。
“nizenmemeidianjiaoyang,yuehaolehaichidao,bukuishinineizhananlaobadezhong。”
嘿,我这暴脾气。
buduitaliangjudouduibuqixitong。
“jiumaa,bukaolvzhishangdehuanihaishitingzhengchangde,yaoshishizaikanbudongshijianjianyiniqupeigebobaode。”
zuozaipangbiandebiaomeililiyitingzheihuabuganle。
“nizenmeshuohuani,zhibuzhidaozunzhongzhangbeia,meijiajiaodedongxi!”
wokanlekantatoudinggundongdezimu,yuefaxiaomimidihuidao。
“queshishimeiyoubiaomeiyoujiajiaoa,tingshuonimeiguomennijiuxianjiweilaipoposonglegedasunzia。”
chiguaxitongxianshitaweilejiajinhaomenweihunxianyun。
jieguoweilaipopoyebushigeshancha,kanbushangtayebuyaotaduzilidehaizi。
zhijieanpairenbizhetadaletai,taneigemabaonanduixiangpidoumeiganfangyige,jiugentafenleshou。
zheishijiumayijiarenmandejinjinde,wozheiyixiakesuanshichuoletaliangdefeiguanzi。
yegubushangzaidengrenle,qidechadianxianlezhuozi。
wohaoyizhengxiadikanzhetaliangtiaojiao,lezizidishuzhewoxitonglifanbeidejinbi。
“这是怎么了?”
menkouyigesiwendenanrentuimenjinlai,chayidikanzhewomenzheiyizhuo,sihujiushiwomenzaidengderen。
danshi,zheibushiwomenxuexiaodegaolingzhihuazhoulingme?
“buhaoyisi,wojintianshitiwoshushulaidaoqiande。”
“chongxizheizhongshishizaishiwujizhitan,woshushuyeshiaizixinqieyishixiangpianle。”
“jialirenyijingquanguotale,maofanlenimenzhenshiduibuqi。”
yifanhuaxialai,shuodeneilianggerenlianlianhuangkongdibaishoushuobuzhiyu,biaomeililigengshiqiaoqiaohonglelian。
wobuyongkanzimudouzhidaomunvliangxianzaidadeshenmezhuyi。
guoran,jiumaxianrenbuzhukaikoule。
“zheiweixianshengyikanjiushiyibiaorencaidegaozhifenzi,buzhidaoninzainaligaojiua?”
“wozaihuadajiaoshu,genjianing…”
woganjinchongtayaoleyaotou,wozheixitaizigangdashang,kebiexianzaijiwochailou。
“…跟嘉宁认识。”
zhoulinglinshigailehuatou,guoranzheihuayichubeiwojiumadaidaolebaigaocaididejihui。
“aiya,zheifeiwuyatounanenggennixiangtibingluna,daxueduleqinianlehaimeibiye,naozibuhao。”
biaomeililizaipangbianbanlvchajiayizuzhitama。
“ma,nibiezheimeshuobiaojie,tabenlaijiuzhangdebuhao,jiuyunqihaoshanglehuadazheimeyigenadechushoudeshile,nijiubiejieduanle。”
shuowanhaihanxiudaiqiedekanlezhoulingyiyan。
munvliangzheicaiyipengyidebenshijianzhiruchuyizhededilie。
zhoulingzhouzhemeigangxiangshuohua,beiwolanzhule。
zhuanqiandejihuiwokendingyiciyebunengfangguoa。
“jiumaa,nijintianzuizheimetian,kaisailumeishaoheba。”
“haiyoulili,nizheimeguanxinwoneiwoyedebaodabaodania。”
“nishuonimameibawomaichuqu,xiayigegaimaisheileni?”
shuowanwotiaoxindichongzheiniangliangxiaolexiao,bugutaliangjingcaifenchengdelianse,lazhezhoulingjiuzoule。
“tamenzheimexiuruni,nijiurenxialaia?”
“zheiyoushenme,bizheinantingduodewodoucongxiaotingxiguanle。”
duifangshunjianshoulesheng,woyemeizaiyi。
zhengzhuanxinzhuomojiumatoudingdezimuni。
tajirandasuanbabiaomeijiajiyouqianrenhuancaili,yigebucheng,kendinghaihuizhuomobiedebanfa。
zhoulingzheiduorenrenxiangzhaiwurennengzhaidegaolingzhihuakendingshimeixide。
jiushibuzhidaotahaiyoumeiyoubeixuanni?
xiangdezhengchushenni,beihouturanchuanlaiyilianchuandejinghusheng。
wohuitoukanjianzhuangzaiyiqidejiumahexiaoyiyijizhenglanzhexiaoyidemoshengnanren,renbuzhuxiaochulesheng。
buzhidaobeijiumazhuangpohunwaiqingdexiaoyi,huizenmejieshini?
neitianzhihou,wohaizaizhuomozhejialiguonianjuhuideshihou,wohuichiduoshaoguani。
meijitian,biaomeililijiuxiandaizhetaneigebaijiazididipaodaoxuexiaozhaowole。
“biaojie,zhongwuwomenqingnichifan,nibazhoulingjiaoshangba,jiudangwomentiniqingqinglaoshile。”
zheisuanpandade,quanguorenmindoutingjianle。
kanlaijiumaderuyisuanpanpaotangyihou,mashangjiudashanglezhoulingdezhuyi。
wozheigemeinaozidebiaomeihaiyiweitamatengta,jitachoumouhaoguisuni。
shubuzhianzhaochiguaxitongxianshide,zheigeyaoshibucheng,tahaibuzhidaodebeianpaijinagebaofahuni。
wokanzhebiaomeiyueyueyushihebiaodizeimeishuyandeyangzi,qiaoqiaojizhoulingfalegexinxi。
fandianli,biaomeiyijiandaozhoulingjiuyinqinbeizhidishitanshangle。
“lingdage,nizijichulaigenwomenchifan,ninvpengyoubuhuichicuba?”
yikaikoujiuchaweishizu,worenbuzhupuchiyixiaojiehuadao。
“aiyou,zaozhidaobudianchale,womenzheibushizibeilebiluochunme。”
biaomeiyangzhuangzhendingdishenhuyikouqi,jixudiashengdiaqididuizhezhoulingtiwen。
yaobushiwoxitonglibuduanshangzhangdejinbiyue,haizhenkanbuchulaitabeiqichengzheiyangle。
“lingdage,yaobuwomenjiaoninvpengyouyiqilaiba?”
“buyongle,wonvpengyouyijinggenwofenshoule。”
“zenmehuizheiyanga,lingdagezheimehaoderen,tajingrandoubuzhidaozhenxi。”
“yebuguaita,shiwojialitaiqiongle,yaojiehunlewoliancailidoufubuqi,gengbietifangzi、chezile。”
“bukeneng......wangzongbushinishushume?”
“shushushuodaodiyezhishiqinqi,zhishifengnianguojieoueryougezoudongeryi,zheiciwoshangmenqujieqian,caizhidaojiehunchongxideshide。”
zheihuayishuowan,biaomeiyijingwanquanlengzhule,xianranbunengjieshouzijigangkanshangdegaofushuaijingranshigejieqiandurideqiongxiaozi。
pangbianbiaodigengshizaojiuliansetieqingmeinaixintingxiaqule。
“naolebantianjingranshigeqionggui,kuiwohaizhuanmenzhaolefujinzuiguidecanting。”
“fanqiannimenzijifu!jie,niganjingenwohuijia,biegenzheibangqiongsuanhuozaizheilangfeishijian。”
“biejizhezouabiaodi,wotingshuoninvpengyoudaleduzijizheyaocailini,yaobujiejinijieshaogezhuanqiandehuoba?”
“gunkaiba,laoziyongniyigebibuleyedenaocanjieshao,woyoudeshizhuanqiandeluzi。”
shuowanjiulazhemiansecanbaidebiaomeizoule。
zhoulingkanzhetamenchumenle,caihuiguotoulaixiaozhewenwo。
“niyaozenmeganxiewo?”
wonaqikafeigentapengleyibei,tiaomeixiaolexiao。
“suanwoqiannigerenqing。”
wozheilianggedidimeimeihaohuyoudehen,lianggerendouzhiyouerduoting,meiyounaozizijisikaopanduan。
youqiwoneigebiaodigengshigebuxuewushudehunhun,jiumeijiantazhengjingzhuanguoyifenqian。
gangcaituokouerchudeneijuhua,xiangbiwobiaomeiyegaifanyingguolai,tashuodezhuanqianluzijiushitazheigejiejieba。
bijingjiumaneijiarenzhongnanqingnvshichulemingde,pazaiguinvshenshangxixueyangerzi。
shangcijiaosuoqinjiejieweihunxianyu,naniezhufuerdaiyijia,haojixugongyangzijizheigeniangjiarende,jiushiwozheigezhengshimeiyijian,yiduzihuaishuidebiaodi。
jiushibuzhidaoneijiarenzheicidasuanzenmeshuofubiaomeijieshoutamenmainverhuanqianni?
woyoudianpobujidaidexiangcanjiaxinnianjuhuile。
我靠系统天天吃瓜