《救命!咋道观附近成综艺拍摄地了》 小说介绍
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《救命!咋道观附近成综艺拍摄地了》 第3章 免费试读
zhongduodeguanzhongkanzhezheiyimuyeshiganshoudaoleyizhongnanyixingrongdefancha。
不是?
zheijiujingshipahaishibupalaizhe?
“woxianglingerkendingshibupashede,bijingzheishitadebenjiaduiba?”
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muqiuyuqianhoudefanyingkeshirangzhongduoguanzhongrenbuzhuxiaolechulai。
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“喂!你在干嘛?”
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“哎?小道士!”
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zhouweirenhaishifangdaletongkong。
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muqiuyukanzhetashoushangdeneitiaoxiaoshe。
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莫渔平静的道:
“meicuo,buguobuzhizheige。”
muqiuyuzhanzaiyuandizhalezhayanjing。
cikeguankanzhibodezhongrenkanzhejingtouzhongdehuamiantongshixiyikouqi。
kanzheshouzhongtuoshedemoyu。
“si~zheibizhuangde,shizhenshuaia?”
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zhibojianneideguanzhongrenqikuaisushangzhang。
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dadaolejingrende760wanren。
始作俑者不必多说。
zheihuierturanshangdeliuliangle,rangdaoyanzudouchileyijing。
看着镜头中画面。
duanyitiaoletiaomei,haizhenbieshuo,zheixiaodaoshiwulunzhenjia,danqueshihenxijinga?
段弋若有所思...
moyuqueyijiucongrong,shenzhiyongshouzhizaipangbianrenzhandoudemuguangzhongfumolejixiazhuyeqingdenaodai。
suihoucaiwenroudejiangqifangzaicaiyeshang,renyouqiyouzou。
“wohezheixiaojiahuoyijinghenshule。”
muqiuyuyanshendaizhemingxiandejingya。
“它不会咬你吗?”
“buzhidao,kanyunqi,ruguoxiacinishanglaikanbujianwodehua,neiwojiukenengshisile。”
moyusuiranzuishangzheimeshuozhe,danshizhenggerenquemeiyourenhehuangluan。
muqiuyuwenyanhehedexiao,yanjingdouxiaowanle:
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莫渔笑了一下。
“haole,zhaixiecaiba。”
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moyuyebukeqidezhijiefenfudao。
“好!”
dayingdesudurangzhongduofensijuedexinteng...
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“这谁能知道呢?”
“zhibudingshijiemuzuanpaiderenwuni。”
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“ng...youdiankeyia...”
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“huashuohuilai,nimenganggangkanlema?”
“jikunneibianzhaodedifang,yeshituzaotailaizhe,neitaxianzaikeshizhendebazijijinongdehuitoutulianle。”
“真的假的?”
“我去看看!”
zhiboguanzhongyitingzheihua,limalailexingqu,lianmangpaoquqitajigejiabindezhibojiankan,jikunzuoweidanghongliuliangxiaosheng。
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xianglaijintianwufanyinggaiyehenhaojiejue。
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kanzhezijiagegeneinanshoudeyangzi。
zhongduodefensixintengbuyi,zaizhibojiandanmubutingbaoyuan:
“哎呦,你干嘛~”
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……
“菜洗干净了吗?”
moyuzaipangbianbayixiechaihuopichengxizhi,denglebanshanghaimeijianmuqiuyujiangcaixiguolai,zhitingjianshuiguanlideshuihualaladeliu。
daizheyiwenguoquyikan,meimaoyitiao。
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moyutiaoletiaomei:“neinidasuanxiduojiu?dengnixiwan,huodoukuaimiele。”
“neizenmeban?wokebuxiangchishazi。”muqiuyushuodao,moyukanzhe
“xinglexingle,nichuquba,wolaixi,chuquba,chuquba。”
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e?zheiweijinzhiyuyedexiaogongzhuhaihuipichaihuo?zhendejiade?
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paidedianshijuyibubiyibutouzijuda,erqiequandoushinvzhu,zheinengshiyibanjiating?
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kanzhezixinmanmandemuqiuyuwangpangbianqu。
救命!咋道观附近成综艺拍摄地了