天降马桶搋子，把我干到西游
《天降马桶搋子，把我干到西游》 小说介绍
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《天降马桶搋子，把我干到西游》 第5章 免费试读
qinmoyouyoudidingzhetangseng。
tangsengbeitakandefaxinlimao，dao：“nizheimedingzhewozuoshenme？”
“wodemabeiyaoguaichile。”
“shenme？meilema，zheiqianshanwanshuiworuhexingzoua。”
shuowan，tangsengleiruyuxia。
“nibawukongganzoudoumeiku，zenmexianzaidaokuqilaile？”
“qiangdaoyijingqiurao，neipohouquehaishangrenxingming！wobuguoshiduoshuolejiju，tajiuyaoqiwoerqu。”
“rucibutingguanjiao！dengdaolechengli，tayezheibandongzheshiyongshentong，jiaowozheiqingbaiwuguzhirenruhetuoshen？”
原来是怕吃官司。
qinmolengxiao：“neiduiyesunyecengqiurao，qiangdaokebucengraoletamen！”
“qiangdaoyoucuozidangguanfuchuli！tayoubushishenmedalaoye，zennengzizuozhuzhangqutamenxingming？”
“zenmechulizuifan，nishuolebusuan，bururangshouhaizhebiangefenming！”
neixiaolaoerjianliangweizhanglaojianbanuzhang，mangmangguolaiquanwei。
taduitangsengshuo：“tangzhanglaoniyousuobuzhi，womenzheilishiliangguobianjie，difangpianpi，nalilaideguanfu。”
“benlaiwomenzheiyebuzhiwozheiyihurenjia。zhishiqianyouqiangdao，houyoujingguai，sidesi，taodetao，manmandezheiliyejiuzhiyouwohesunerle。”
“xianzaisunzhanglaobaneixieeguanmanyingdeqiangdaodasile，xiangxinneixiesizaiqiangdaoshoulideren，ruguoquanxiayouzhi，yehuiganjisunzhanglaode。”
qinmohengdao：“shouhaizhedouzheimeshuo，nihaiyoushenmehaoshuode？”
“ruonifeiyaobangletamenqujianguanlaoye，zheiqianbuzhecunhoubuzhedian，yilushangtamendechichuannilaifuzema？”
“jianleguan，tamenyeshisiluyitiao，burujiaotamenzaosizaochaosheng，haimiandejingshouyilukunan！”
“waili，ruguorenrendouzheiyangzizuozhuzhang，guanfuhaiyoushenmeyongchu？”
tanalexingnang，jingzhichulemenqu：“woxianglaizhengbuguoni，bianbuyunizhengle。niburuhuijiaxiaojingshifu，pinsengzixingquxitian。”
qinmodouyaoqixiaole，zheisitulvzhengbuguota，jingliantayeyaoyiqiganle。
tabazaimenshang，chongzhemenwaidahan：“nizoulecaihao！”
laorenjiashangxindao：“nimenyaoshibuzaiwojiazhujiuhaole，doushiwohaidenimenshitusanrenfenli。”
qinmokuanweidao：“**heshi？zheishiqiangdaohaide，zaishuo，tachizaohaihuihuilai。”tongguanwendiehaizaitashoulini。
jianlaorenbuxin，tazhihaodao：“nizheikeyouzhibi？”
“you，you，yiqianwojiahaisuanfuyu，woerhaishigedushurenlei，zitazoule，zheixiewenmozaimeiyongguo。”
laorenjiazhanzhanweiweiqufangjiannabimo，qinmogenzheyiqijinqu，wendao：“nijiasunerbudushuma？”
“ai，woyouxinjiaotaqimeng，zhishizheisizhouhuangwu，liangerenyandoumeiyou，zhaobudaoxiansheng。xiaolaoeryebushizi，jiaobudeta，zheishijiuzheimegezhixialaile。”
qinmojieguobimo，zaizhishangxieleyixingmayidadexiaozi，youquleyishang，batachaichengjikuaibu。
tazaibushangxieshang“wukong”erzi，youjiaoxiaohaizhaolegenzhanggan，babuguazaishangmian。
youjianshihouchabuduole，qinmobaganzichazaimenkou，huiwudengdai。
zheitou，sunwukongbenyaohuihuaguoshan，huranzhuangewanquledonghai，zailaolongwangzheierhelezhancha。
tasilaixiangqu，juedesuiranshifuduitaburen，danshimuyilushangqueduitaguanaiyoujia。
tayaoxiququjing，zheiyiluqiannanwanxian，buzhiyouduoshaoyaomoguiguai，genghekuangtashenbianhaigenzhegetuohoutuideshifu。
buxing，tadehuiquhuzheshimu。
xiangwan，tajiucilelongwang，jiayunhuiqu。
lushang，sunwukongyudaoguanyinpusa。
guanyinzewentaweishenmemeizaitangsengshenbianbaohuta，sunwukongxiaodao：“anlaosunzhishichulaisanxin，zheijiuhuiqu。”
guanyindao：“neinisusuhuiqu，tangsengyijingchufale。”
sunwukongjiayunzhuigantangseng，lujingjiesudexiaowu。
tajianxiaowumenqianchalegenqizhi，dingjingyikan，shangtouxiezhewukongerzi。
sunwukongxinxiang，pusazenmekuangta，shifushimuzheibushihaimeichufama？
tashoulejindouyun，luodaoxiaowumenkou，hudao：“shimu，shifu，wohuilaile！”
wulidexiaolaoeryiting，gaoxingdiduiqinmoshuo：“huilaileyige。”
qinmoyikan，taihaole，shisunwukongxianlaile！
tamanglalesunwukongjinwu，youduixiaolaotoushuo：“woyaojiaoxunzheigepaoqishifudenitu，yaoshitangsenglaile，niqiaomengaosuwoyisheng。”
“sunzhanglaocaiganghuilai，enrenbuyaoshuohenhuaa。woqukanmen，yaoshitangzhanglaolaile，woyidingqiaomen。”
qinmolazhesunwukongjinfang，nalezhangxiaozhitiaojitakan。
shangmianxiezhe“bugefangtoutingdejiejie”。
sunwukonganxiang，zheishichuleshenmedashi？
tataishoubuzhilejiejie，duiqinmoshuo：“shimu，woyijingbuhaolejiejie，niyoushenmeshiyaogaosuwo？”
qinmoshuo：“daihuitangsengyaoshisongnimaozi，nihaohaoyongnidehuoyanjinjingkanqingtalimiandeguer。ranhoutoutoubianhuangeyiyangdedaizaitoushang，tangsengyinianjing，nijiuyaohantouteng。”
tingdaocihua，sunwukongxinlibaliangbaliangde，“tajingyaohaiwo！”
“tanayouzheigebenshi，zheidongxishipusajide。”
yuanlaishipusahaiwo，guaibudetahuilaidelushangyudaoleta。
qinmodingzhudao：“nibianhuandeshihouxuyaojinshenxie，tangsengtoushanggenzhequnshenxian，shikejianshizhezanmen。wobuzhidaoxianzaiyoumeiyourenjianshiwomen，suoyijiaonibianlegejiejie。”
“shimufangxin，wocongyuncengxialai，meiyoufaxianzhouweiyouren。”
qinmokanzhesunwukong，molemotadenaodai，maorongrongde，shouganzhenhao。
tafeichangrenzhendeshuo：“houge，nikebunengzaichongdongle，biebeitamenfaxiannidaideshijiajingu。”
sunwukongkanzhetadeyanjing，limianchongchizherelieyuchichen，wen：“nishibushizhiqianjiurenshiwo？”
chucijianmian，nideyanshenjiuhewoshifuyiyang，wobeiyazaiwuxingshanxia，yemeiyougaosuniyaoxiantiezi，nixianbuletiezi，quebiwohaishiwang。
qinmobuda，sunwukongyebuzhuiwen，jiuxiangtashuode，“bunengwaichuanjiubuwaichuan。”
tazhuanershuo：“suoyishimuzuoricaishuoleneifanhua，haiqiaolesanxiawodetou。”
秦墨点点头。
sunwukongxiaodao：“shimujiubupawowuxingbuhao，budongnideliangkuyongxin？”
qinmoyoubuda，yanshenmingmingbaibaixiezhe：nihuiwuxingbuhao？！
putizushiqiaotasanxia，sunwukongjiunengwuchulaishishifuyaoyebansangengkaixiaozaole。yaoshihuanleqinmo，tazhihuibanyesangengzuomengmalaodeng。
tazheidoushimingshile，yaoshitatihuibudaoqizhonghanyi，tahuihuaiyisunwukonghuanhoule。
“enren，sunzhanglao，tangzhanglaohuilaile。”
sunwukongbajiejiechele，heqinmoyiqiqukaimen。
xiaolaotoukuadao：“enrenzhenshishenjimiaosuan！lianggedouhuilaile！”
tangsengzhenghaotingdaozheihua，mianhongerchi：“pinsengshihuilaiqutongguanwendiede。”
qinmoyinyangguaiqidao：“yoyoyoyoyo～pin～seng～zi～xing～qu～xi～tian～”
“wukong，gaosuweishi，zheishiwangxibianzouma？”
sunwukongqiangrenzhexiao，yibenzhengjingdao：“shimu，zheishiwangdongbianzou。”
“nimenlianggepopi，xiuyaozuoguai。”
sunwukonghaixiangjitangsengyicijihui，tawendao：“shifukeshilaijiewomende？”
tangsengshunkouyingda：“shia。buguozheiyifanzheteng，weishishentipibei，womenzaicididuoliuyirizaizouba。”
sunwukonglengxiao，tangsengduiqujingyishishifenxinji，pingshishiwanbukenduoxieyishibankede。
“shifuyaoliu，neiwomenjiuxieyiriba。”
sunwukongzhidengtazenmebaneiguerwangtatoushangtao。