第1章 霍云州你性无能吗
《第1章 霍云州你性无能吗》 小说介绍
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“nishiweilelinchenhuiluwodeshierlaiba？”huoyunzhoucheguozijidelingdai，qingxiao。
“dangranbushi，woshilai……gennitanganqingde，gengongzuowuguan。”
tazaizhuaiguotadelingdai，zhuazaishouliyaoleyao，xiaodeduoshaoyouxiejia。
“zaishuiyici，rangnizaiqunlixuanyao，dazhuanyibi？”
huoyunzhoulenglenghuikaitadeshou，shuangshouhuanxiongkaozailaobanyishang，tiaomeikanzheta。
jiangnanhensihuadecongbangongzhuoshang，zuodaoletatuishang，coujintaerbian，tuzhewenredeqi，tiaodou：
“laoshishuo，qianwanzuideyoudianlihai，youxieguochengbutaijidele，haitingxiangzaitiyanyibiande……”
huoyunzhouerduopashangyimohong，kanzhezheigeconglaibuzhijinchishihewudenvren，tuikaileta，
“jiangnan，nizhidaoshenmejiaolianma？”
“wodelianzaitaipingyang，nibangwojianhuilai？”
talanyangyangpazaitaxiongkou，rucongbandexizhangshouzhi，congtalunkuoxiantiaowanmeidebojingqinghuadaoxiaba——
zaicongxiabaqinghuadaochun，huanmangoulezhetadebochun：
“huolvshijiushixihuanzhuang，qianwanhaizairenjiashenshangzhetengyizhengwan，neihenjinger，rangwoyiweinizheibeizimeijianguonvrenni，zenmeshuangwanyouzhuangbushirenjianyanhuodeshenxianle？”
tadezhijianxiangshidaizheyigudianliu，talimahuilekai，yikaishensuideyanshen。
“zuotianshinagegoushuo，wanyiwaneryi？xianzaishishenmeyisi？”
jiangnanhenxiangchouzijiyizuiba——
ebu，choulinchenneichunhuoyizuiba！doushiyinweita！
yaobushiyinweita，zijiyebuyongzailaidangtiangou。
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“nikan，womenshuidoushuile，yaobu，tangelianai？”
“buhaoyisi，wobuhegoutanlianai，meilianchushengdepihao。”tachenshengshuowan，jiangzheiyaoniecongtuishangwuqingchelekai。
骂我是……？
jiangnandehoucaoyadouyaoyaosuile，tahaoburongyizhaohuimianzi，bengaihengaoaozhanzaitamianqiande，weimaoxianhaiyaotianzheigounanren？
lengxuewuqing！jiugenmaokenglideshitouside，youchouyouying！
xiangtazheizhangkeyukechundeliandan，gaotiaoyouaotuyouzhideshenzi，gaoduandezhiyeyushenfenbeijing，zhuitadeyouxiunanrencongguoneipaidaoleguowai！
quehaiyaozaizheilikenzheige‘choushitou’！
tazhanwen，yishoufulexiae，suihouyouyazhuanhuishen，shuangshouhuanxiong，xiaowen：
“gounanren，niquedingyaozheiyang？”
huoyunzhoumeilitadehua，anlexiazuojifenxian，jietonghou：“zhangmishu，jinlaidaijianglvshiqujiaofei。”
“jianglvshi，woyigexiaoshishiwan，chuquhouqingjiaofei。”tataishou，kanleyanmenkou。
jiangnanweixiaodianlexiatou，turantuoleshenshangdeheixizhuangwaitao，shouyiyang，luozaitabangongzhuoshang。
yibianxiangmenkouzouqu，yibianzaijiekaizhebaichenshandekouzi。
zaitaishouzaitoushangluanroulejixia……
“shiwaneryima，fangxin，zheigefeiwokendingjiao，denghuierzairangnimishu……bangmangmailianghetaotao！”
huoyunzhoukanzhetadexingwei，wenrulaogoudejunlianshunjianbudandingle，limaqishen，kuaibuzhuileshangqu。
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naohaibushoukongdefuqiqianwanzhuarouzheilishidekuaigan，talimayikaileyanshen，sangyindichen：
“shuoba，nilaidemudedaodishishenme？”
jiangnansaoleyantahezheijianbangongshi，danxinzheigounanrentoutouluyin，takeshiyoubaqiangexinyanziheshouduanderen。
tazhidaodingkeerxianzaibuzhanshangfeng，suoyicaijilinchenwalegekeng，yaoshizijiyetiaojintadekengli，bujinhuishuzheichangguansi，zhendehuibeitasongjinjuzili！
haihuibeisuoyourenchaoxiao……
“jiushilaihenitanganqingde。”taxiao，xianwenzhutazaishuo。
咔——
bangongshimenturantuilekai，mishuyizhuantou，kandaopangbianaimeibidongdeliangren，yanzhuzidouyaodengchuqule！
huolv，keshigezaizheng、shangliangjiehufenghuanyu，hefasharenbuzhayan，shouduancanrenxili，yanzhongzhiyoushiyedenanren。
shenmelianxiangxiyu，ernvqingzhang，tagenbenmeineiqingshang！
此时竟然……
“chuqu。”huoyunzhouchenshengjiaota。
“shi、shi，huolvfangxin，woshenmedoumeikandao。”
mishudangzhuzijideyanjing，zhengzhunbeiguanshangmen，jiangnanguyijiaota：
“biewangle，chuquhoubangwomenmailianghetao。”
“a？”mishumanliandezhenjing，muguangzaikanxiangtamen，mingbaile，gangadiantou：
“shi、shi……shaodeng，womashangqumai。”talijiguanshanglemen。
“pu……nimishutingyouyisi。”jiangnanxiaole。
huoyunzhouqunalailetadewaitao，jitajihuidewen：
“wangoulema？nishixiangchuanshangyifuchuqu，haishiguangzhezouchuqu？”
“wobujieyibangnibadegengganjingdian。”
“nibayigeshishi？”jiangnantiaomei，caibuxintaganba。
sheizhihuayincaigangluo，zheinanrenjiudiuleshouzhongdewaitao，liangshouzhuazhetadechenshan，zhijiekualexiaqu！
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“hundan，jingranganzhenba？”
“就你会扒是吗？”
lingyishouzhuazhutayaodaideankou，yongliyihuala，jiekaideyaodai，zaibankongzhonglaihuihuangdangzhe。
huoyunzhouditoukanleyanyaodai，zaitaimoukanxiangzheiyaonie，ruilideshuangmouliananyongdongzheyimoyiyangdeqingsu——
“叩叩。”
bangongshimenturanxianglesheng，menbahuadong，zhengyaotuikai，huoyunzhouyibachengzhu，lengshengmingling：
“不许进来！”
“haibuchuanyifu？”tashouhuileshou，xihaozijideyaodai。
“nibushixiangrangwoguangzhechuqu？zenmeyouburangwoguangzhechuqule？shebude？”
jiangnanyonglankaozaiqiangshang，shuangshouhuanxiongxiaowen。