《高温天军训,班长却不让我请全班吃冰淇淋》 小说介绍
zhimingzuojiayezidongbianxiede《gaowentianjunxun,banzhangqueburangwoqingquanbanchibingqilin》,shiyibuyanqingwen,shuzhongjiangshulenannvzhujiaowenliuzhaowenyuanyangzhijiandeganqinggushi,xiangxineirongjieshao:“woxinlihaotong,shizaishikanbuxiaqule。”tongxuemenyongbiyideyanguangkanzhewo:“anruotangshuodedui!guoranfujianvbudongshi。”“……
《高温天军训,班长却不让我请全班吃冰淇淋》 第1章 免费试读
gaowenjunxundiyitian,xiuxiqijianwoshuadaoretie:
【dayixinsheng,ruhezhengdaguangmingdetaojunxun,hainenghuodetongxuehejiaoguanmendezunjing?】
wochixiaoyishengdianjinqu,repingdiyidetiezihuifu:
【shuangbuffdieman!diyibu,shengchengzijishilieshiyigu,shenfenzidaibeiqingguanghuanhetianranjingweigan。dierbu,shengchengzijiyouyanzhongxinzangbing,bunengjulieyundong。】
【disanbu,taiduyaoqianbei、yanshenyaojianqiang。zheiyang,nibujinnengguangmingzhengdazuoshuyinxiaxiuxi,jiaoguanhuiduinigewaizhaogu,tongxuehuiduinisuranqijingshenzhizhudongguanxin,fudaoyuandoudeduinixuhanwennuan!minglishuangshou,dong?】
naxianliedangdangjianpai?zheidoushenmeyinjiancaozuo?
zhengdangwozhunbeijubaoshi,fudaoyuanhejigerexintongxuecuyongzheyigexinshengzouguolai。
fudaoyuandingzhu:“zheiweitongxueshilieshiyigu,erqieyouxiantianxingxinzangbing,dajiaduozhaoguyixia。”
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woshoujidiaozaidishang,rehudeshentiegonglve,zhuantoujiuyourenxianchangjiaoxue?
kanzheanruotangneicangbaidexiaolian,woxinliyihuo,wanyixiangduoleni,wanyishiqiaoheni。
先静观其变。
tianqishizaiyanre,sangzigandemaoyan,xiuxishijianhaiyouyihui。
wodadianhuarangguanjiasongyixianghagendasiguolai,zhouweitongxuetingdaodouhuanhuqueyue。
“tongxuemen!qinganjingyixia!”
wotaitoukanxiangxieqianfangdeanruotang,tameitouweicu,tongxinjishoudishuo:
“liuzhaotongxuedexinyi,womenlingle。”tashengyindaizhekuqiang:“danshi,dajiamozheliangxinxiangxiang!duoshaowofuqinneiyangdexianliepaotoulusarexue,yongshengmingcaihuanlaijintiandeheping,womenzheiyanghuihuo,duideqitamendexishengma?”
“zheibiqian,shengxialaijuanjixiwanggongcheng,weiwenlaobing,nagebubimanzuyishidezuichanyouyiyi?liuzhaotongxue,xianliemendexisheng,bushijinizheimezaotade!”
“woxinlihaotong,shizaishikanbuxiaqule。”
tongxuemenyongbiyideyanguangkanzhewo:
“anruotangshuodedui!guoranfujianvbudongshi。”
“jiushi,zheishihouchishenmebingqilin。”
“taibudongshile,yidiankudouchibule。”
“bukuishilieshizinv,juewujiushigao!”
xuezhangwenyuanyangzuoweiwomendejiaoguanbaozhegebo,meitouningchenggeda,kanwodeyanshenxiangkanyituofubushangqiangdelanni。
nizaishuyindixiashushufufudehezheshui,womenzailierixiachikoubingdejiuduibuqixianliele?
hezhexianliexishengshiweilerangdajialiankouhaodedoubunengchi?zheidaodepaifanglideyetaigaoleba。
danaiyuqingmianhetacuiruoderenshe,wozhinengzanshiqiangyanuhuo,meiyoudangchangsipolian。
wobiequdedadianhuajiguanjia,bingqilinbuyongsongle,yuguangquepiedaoanruotangshenglideweixiao。
wozoudaotamianqianwendao:“anruotangtongxue,nigangcaitidaonifuqinshilieshi,womendouhenjingpei,yehenxintong。neime,”
woguyitingdun,“nifuqinshizainalixishengde?tajiaoshenmemingzi?”
zaiwowenchuwentideshunjian,tadeshentijiqimingxiandijiangyingleyixia。
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tachouqiqilai,shuangshousisidi、yonglidiwuzhuxiongkou:“nizheishishenmeyisi?nishizaihuaiyiwoma?”
tajuliedichuanxizhe,fangfochengshouzhemodadeyuanquhe**,“wofuqinxishengshiwoxinlizuishendetong,nijingranzaizheizhongshihou,nazheigelaizhiwenwo?”
tamengdizhuanxiangwenyuanyanghezhouweitongxue,kongsudao:
“jiuyinweiwozuzhilenidexiangle,nijiuguyinawoxishengdefuqinlai**wo?laibaofuwo?”
“nimingzhidaowoyouxinzangbing,nizheishixiangyaowodemingma?”
wenyuanyangkuaibushangqian,yijiaojiangwochuaidaozaidi,nuchidao:“liuzhao,nizenmezheimeedu?xianshigaoxiemeiyongde,xianzaiyouguyinalieshideshiqing**tongxue?nihaiyoumeiyouyidianjilvxing?youmeiyouyidiantongqingxin?”
taduizhewohou:“wokannijiushitaixianle,jinglimeidifangyongshiba?”
“nixianzailikejiwoquneibianpaodao,zhengbuduantuishifenzhong,meiyouwodemingling,buzhunfangxia!haohaofanshengfanshengnidesixiangwenti!zairangwokandaoni**anruotangtongxue,jiubushishifenzhongzheimejiandanle!”
zaipaodaobianyuan,wodangzhequanbantongxuedemian,duziyirentaizhetui。
wozhanzailierixia,sisidingzhetadelian,anruotangtiaoxindekanzhewo,yilianqingsong。
neixinfengkuangpaoxiao:anruotangnidaye!
junxunxunlianjieshu,woyijingleitanle,yinweianruotangdeyuangu,wobudebumianduiwenyuanyangguyizhaocha。
anruotangkaozhelieshiyigudeshengguangrenshehexinzangbingdebiaoxian,chenggongzaitongxuemendetuijuxia,dangshanglewomenbanbanzhang。
wotingdaoxuanjujieguodeshihou,chadianmeibahoucaoyayaosui。
banzhangzhiwei**haimeizuorehu,jiumabutingtidezhaokaidiyicizhengshibanhui。
anruotangzhanzaijiangtaiqianbaozhegebo,shangxiadaliangzhewo,yanshenchongmanleqingmie:
“liuzhaotongxue,”takaikou,“zuoweibanzhang,woyouzerenguanzhumeiyiweitongxuedesixiangdongtaihejiankangchengzhang。youqishini。”
“nishangciqingquanbanchibingqilindexingwei,suiranchuyuhaoyi,danyanzhongbaolulenitantuxiangle、shemilangfeidebuliangzuofeng!zheiyuwomenjiankuposudejunxunjingshenbeidaoerchi,gengyuwomenbanjijixiangshangdebanfengxiangbei!”
同学们立刻帮腔:
“jiushi,banzhangshuodedui!xiaoxiaonianjijiuluanhuaqian,yihouhaidele?”
“dehaohaoguanguan,burandaihuaibanfeng!”
anruotangmanyididiandiantou:
“weilebangzhunigaidiaozheizhongbuliangxiqi,jingbanweihuilinshitaolunjueding,congjiriqi,duinishixingjingjijianguan!”
nalaidebanweihui?jiutahewenyuanyanglangbeiweijian。
tawangqianyibu:“banimingxiasuoyoudeyinxingka,xianzai,likejiaojiwobaoguan,banishoujilisuoyouzhifuruanjian、yinxingapplideyue,quanbuzhuandaowodezhanghu!”
takanzhewoshunjianbiandebinglengdeyanshen,zuijiaogouqiyimoedudexiao:“fangxin,zheibiqian,suanzuobanfeideyibufen,youwotinibaoguanhehelizhipei。”
“yihounixuyaoyongqian,wulunshimaishenghuoyongpin,haishichifanheshui,doubixutiqiansantianxiangwotijiaoxiangxideshumianshenqingbaogao!shuomingyongtu、jine、biyaoxing!jingwoshenhepizhunhou,cainengzhuoqingfafang!”
zheishibawodangchengtadesirennulihetikuanjile?
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woqijifanxiao,kanzhetaneimanshitanlandelian,lenglengdao:“yinxingkajini?xinga。buguo,andabanzhang,nizhidaomimama?buzhidaomima,ninazheyizhangfeika,youshenmeyong?limiandeqian,niyifenyezhuanbuzou。”
woyiweizheinengrangtazhinanertui,zhishaonengtuoyanshijian。
tadididixiaoleqilai,taochuzijideshouji,shouzhizaishangmianfeikuaididianlejixia,ranhoubapingmuzhijieduidaolewodeyanqian。
pingmushang,heranshiwochangyongdeneizhangyinxingkadejiemian,dengluzhuangtai,yueqingxikejian。
woxinliyijin,tazenmekenengdengluwodeyinxingkaapp?
meidengwocongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshen,anruotangyizhencaozuo,bawokalideyuequanbuzhuandaoletazijidezhanghu。
tahuanglehuangshouji:“xianzai,nisuoyoudeqian,douzaiwoshoulile。”
“nihuademeiyifenqian,douyaojingguowodepizhun,rangwokandaonigaizhengdejuexin!”
anruotangyibaduoguowodeqianbao,kandoumeikanjiusaijinzijibaoli,fangfoneibenjiushitadedongxi。
“henhao。”tapailepaishou“huiquxiefenshenkejiantao,mingtianjiaojiwo。haohaofanshengnideshemizuofeng!”
tianshadeanruotang,meitianzhijiwo20kuaifanqian,taxiaozheshuo,xiangjiaqian?xinga。
jieguojiushiwodunzainvcesuogejian,nagangsiqiushuadunkenghuangzi,xundewoyanjingteng。huisushehaidecuoxitazanlejitiandezangyifu,neiyikushangzhanzhexuezihehanchou。
taqiaojiaokeguazi:“xiganjingdian,yifulingkouyonglicuo。”
wotaitouzhuangjiantayongshoujiduizhewolushipin。
“liugejinian,”taxiao,“kanwomengaiguozixindeliutongxueduoqinkuai。”
woduizhejingtouxiao:“anruotang,nidexiyaoyandaotoule。”
tachixiaoyisheng:“nidouyijingrenwocuobiannieyuanle,nihainengfanshenmelang?woquannihaishibuyaorenuwo,buranyounihaoguozichi!”
woyijingrangguanjiaquchale,anruotangwanquanbuxianglieshizinvgaiyoudeyangzi,wohelihuaiyitajiushijiamaode。
dangtianwanshang,wenyuanyangzaibanjiqunlifaletongzhi,zilixingjiandoutouzhejinzhanghezhongshi:
【jinjitongzhi!jieshangjizhishi,mingtianshangwujiangyoujunqushouzhanglilinwoxiaoshichajunxungongzuo!suoyourenwubidaqishierwanfenjingshen,renherenbuzhundiaolianzi!】
anruotanghuifu:【shoudao,xuezhangfangxin!woyidingkefushentikunnan,nulizhanxianxianliehoudaidejingshenfengmao!】
yinlaiyipiandianzanhetangtangjiayoudehuifu,womomoguandiaoshouji,xinliquemomingyouxiebuan。
diertian,yangguangyijiudula,liananruotangyepotianhuangdijianqiangdizhanzaileduiwubianyuankaoshuyindeweizhi,yifusuishizhunbeiweilieshushenfenzhengguangdemoyang。
wogangzhanlebudaoshifenzhong,jiuganjuejiaodibuduijing,youjiaoxiedi,sihucaidaoleshenmejianying、jianruidedongxi,buzhidaoshibushishizi,suizhewomeiyicizhongxinzhuanyi,douchuanlaiyizhenqingxidecitong。
wozhoujinmeitou,shizheqingqinghuodongleyixiajiao,citonggangengmingxianle,wolikejushou:“baogaojiaoguan!”
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wenyuanyangzhengjinzhangdixunshiduiwu,muguangruilididingzheshouzhangjijiangdaolaidefangxiang,tingdaowodeshengyin,bunaifandipielewoyiyan:“shenmeshi?”
“wojiaodihaoxiangcaidaodongxile,henzha,qingqiuchuliejiancha!”wobaogao。
tayanshenlimanshibuxinhefanzao,“liuzhao,shouzhangmashangjiudaole!jiunishiduo,renzhezhanzhile!buxudong!”
tajihushihouchulaide,shengyindaizheburongzhiyideyanli。pangbianjigetongxueyetoulaibumandeyanshen。
wowunai,zhinengyaojinyaguan,jinliangbazhongxinyidaozuojiao。danyoujiaozhiyaoshaoshaozheli,neijianruidecitongjiulikechuanlai,erqiesuizhezhanlishijianyanzhang,ganjueneidongxisihuyuezhayueshen,hanshuishunjianjintoulehoubei。
jifenzhonghou,caochangrukouchuchuanlaiyizhensaodong,yixingchuanzhebitingjunzhuang、qichangqiangdaderen,zaixiaozhang、yuanlingdaocuyongxia,zhengchaowomenlianduidefangxiangzoulai。
“quantizhuyi!lizheng!”wenyuanyanghoudeshengsilijie。
tamengdiniutou,duizheshuyinxiadeanruotanglishengdihe:“nihailengzheganshenme?kuai!zhandaoduiwulilai,rangshouzhangkankanwomenlianduidejingshenmianmao!lianlieshudoubudiaodui!”
anruotangshitujijinwoshenbianweizhi,woxiayishidishaoweiyidongyoujiaoxiangjitatengdiandifang,tamengdiyitui,woyoujiaoyiyongli,wotonghuchusheng。
jianruidewuticichuanlewodexiedi,zhijiezhajinlejiaozhangderouli,yiguzuanxindejutongxilai,woyanqianmengdiyihei。
wowanquanshiqulepingheng,shentibushoukongzhidixiangpangbianzhongzhongshuaidaozaidi。
shouzhangyixingrendejiaobuyeliketinglexialai,muguangtouxiangwoshuaidaodeweizhi。
wenyuanyangkanqingshiwo,zhizhewopitougailiandinuhou:“shouzhangshichazheimezhongyaodeshike,nifeiyaogaoshiqingshibushi?”
talikezhuanxiangshouzhang,tingzhiyaobanjingli,shengyinhongliang:“zheigexueshengjiaoliuzhao,pingshixunliantaidujiujiqibuduanzheng,sixiangjuewuyeyouwenti,zhiqianjiufashengguopuzhanglangfei、buzunzhonglieshutongxuedeshiqing!”
“zheicitakendingshiyouxiangzhuangbingtoulan,taobixunlian,qingshouzhangmingcha,womenlianduijuedashuxueyuandoushihaoyangde!youqishizheiweianruotangtongxue!”
wenyuanyangshuozhe,yibajiangpangbiandeanruotangladaoleshouzhangmianqian,yuqishunjianbiandewubizihao:
“shouzhangninkan!zheicaishiwomenxinshidaidaxueshengdebangyang,antongxuetafuqinweiguojuanqu,erqietabenrenhaihuanyouyanzhongdexinzangbing,dantajianchicanjiasuoyoutanengchengshoudejunxunkemu!zheicaishiwomengaixuexidebangyang,liuzhaogentabi,jianzhishitianrangzhibie!qingshouzhangzhishi!”
wotongkudetaiqitou,shouzhangkandaowoyileng:“yatou,zhendeshini?nizenmehuizaizhei?”
高温天军训,班长却不让我请全班吃冰淇淋