《冷面小气鬼和我合居的日子》 小说介绍
《lengmianxiaoqiguihewohejuderizi》shiyibuchongmanaiqingyumaoxiandeyanqingxiaoshuo,youaichidiguadeyujingxingousiercheng。gushizhong,jiafuguizhouqianqianjinglileyiduanjianxindelvcheng,zaituzhongyudaole[biaoqian:zhujiaodebanlv],errengongtongmianduizhelaizineixinhewaijiedekaoyan。tamentongguoyonggan、jianchihexinren,zuizhongzhanshenglekunnan,shixianlezijidemubiao。shiyoulengyanpangguan?》jiuzaizheishi,jiafuguidefangmenmengdibeilakai。tayiyansaodaowobiedefazidelianhechuixiongdunzudelangbeiyang,lianseyibian。jigejianbujiuchongdaobing……jianghuanqiduzhexinzhongduiaiqingheyongqidexiangwang。
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hezudiyitianwozhuangjianjiafuguixizao,miaodaotabakuaifuji。talengzhelianmawotoukan,
zhuantouquebashengcaidaojinwodepaomian:“weizhude。”woqidetiaojiao,
quezaigongsidaobishishouliulezheigezuiduxinruandechengxuyuan。tameitianbianzhehuayangtouweiwo,zhidaojiazubitalianyin。
“zouchuzheigemen,nijiubushijiajiarenle。”tafuqinlengshengweixie。
jiafuguizuanjinwodeshou:“beifangxiaochengzhuangdexiadaima,yezhuangdexiawoheqianqiandeyisheng。”1“duibuqi!
wobuzhidaonizaixizao。”daoqiandehuakazaihoulongli,wodetongkongmengdishousuo。yushinuanhuangdedengguangxia,
jiafuguiguangzheshangshenzhanzaixishujingqian。shuizhushunzhetalengjiaofenmingdexiahexianwangxiahua,liuguojieshidexiongtang,
meiruyaojiandeweijinzhong。simuxiangduideshunjian,kongqifangfoninggule。wofashi,wozhendebushiguyide。
keshixianjiuxiangbeicishixizhu,buyouzizhudisaoguotaxiantiaoliuchangdefuji。
xiaomaisedepifuzaidengguangxiafanzhejiankangdeguangze,meiyicunjiroudoutouzhelilianggan。
“wae……”woxiayishididihuchusheng,suijimengdiwuzhuzui。jiafuguidelian“shua”dichenlexialai,
yanshenlengdexiangbing。wozheicaihuiguoshen,shoumangjiaoluandiguanshangmen,houbeidizhebingliangdemenban,
xinzang“pengpengpeng”tiaodekuaiyaochongpoxiongqiang。gangcaineihuamianzainaozilifanfubofang,lianjiatangdenengjianjidan。
“zhouqianqian,nijinmendoubuqiaomendema?”tatuikaimenzoulechulai,binglengdeshengyin,daizheyayidenuhuo。
wolianmangzhanzhishenti,lianzhangdetonghong,shenshouxiangtuikaitaxianjiejueshenglixuqiu,keshougangpengdaotadegebo,
jiubeitayibazuanzhu。tadezhangxinhenre,lidaodadejingren。“zenme?”taweiweifushen,
neizhangmeishenmebiaoqingdejunliancoujinlexie,binglengdehuxijihupendaowoguntangdeerduoshang。“budantoukan,
haixiangdongshou?”“womeiyou!”wojidekuaikule,shuangtuidouzaidazhan。“dage,qiunile,rangwoxianguoqu,
woshizaibiebuzhule!”tadingzhewokanlejimiao,dagaishicongwoniuqudebiaoqinglikanchulezhenqiedejiongpo,
shousonglesong。woxiangdedaoteshe,jihushiliangundaipadichongjincesuo,guanshangmendeneiyike,caigandakouchuanqi。
xishoushi,jingziliyingchuwohongdexiangfanqiedelian。gangcaineihuamianyoubushoukongzhidimaochulai,
jiafuguineijieshidebeibang、qingxidemajiaxian……womengdishuaishuaitou,yonglengshuipailepailian。“zhouqianqian,
qingxingdian!tajiushigehezushiyou,biehusiluanxiang!”kedaoliwodoudong,xintiaoquebutinghua。
“wandanlewandanle!zheixiachedigachuandixinle!”woduizhejingzilidezijijimeinongyan,lianxizhedaoqian。
“jiafugui,duibuqia,wozhenbushiguyide,jiushitaijilemeizhuyi……dage,duibuzhu,
woshadoumeikan**de!……neige……wo……”yuelianyueyuwulunci,
yueliannaozilineifu“meirenchuyutu”jiuyueqingxi。2“sijiusiba!”womengdixilekouqi,
daizheyizhongbenfuxingchangdebeizhuanggan,yibalakailemen。ketinglikongdangdangde,
yuxiangzhongneizhanglengruobingshuangdelianbingmeiyouchuxian。huanshiyiquan,chufangneibianchuanlaiqingweidexiangdong。
wodianzhejiaonuoguoqu,zhijianjiafuguibeiduizhewo,zhanzaizaotaiqian。nuanhuangdedengguangluozaitakuanhoudejianbeishang,
guolifachu“zilazila”dechaocaisheng,kongqilimimankaiyiguyourenderouxiang。taweiweiceshennadiaoliao,
celiandexiantiaozaiguangyingxiaxiandeyouxierouhe,zhuanzhudidingzheguolideyangzi,jingran……youdianshunyan?
woganjinshuaishuaitou,bazheikepadeniantoushuaichuqu。wangchangdoushiwoxiabanzao,
dengwoxiwanzaoshoushihaotacaimanyouyouhuilai。jintianyebuzhidaoshisheideshijianzhoucuoluanle。nashangxishuyongpin,
wozuanjinxizaojian,bamensuofanfanfufuninglehaojibiancaifangxin。tuoyifushi,guishishenchadi,
woyezhandaolejingziqian。jingziliyingchuyizhanghaidaizhedianyingerfeidelian,pifubaijing,yanjingyuanyuande,
suanbushangjingyan,danyeqingxiushunyan。shuiyixiabaoguodeshencaixianxi,meishenmequxian,danyesuanyuncheng。“ze,
”woduizhejingzizuolegeguilian。“zheimehaodebaicai,yihoubuzhidaobianyinatouzhule。”huanxiangzhengshangtou,
jingzilituran“chuang”jinyijuqiangzhuangderouti,conghoumianqingqinghuanzhuwo。
yifudaizheshuiqide、bileifenmingdexiongtangcongbeihoutieleshanglai,youlideshoubeihuanzhulewodeyao……“kuangdang!
”chufanglichuanlaicaidaoluozaizhenbanshangdeshengyin,shunjiandasuilezheiyinidehuanxiang。“zhouqianqian!
ninaozijinshuileba!”woaonaodidihouyisheng,feikuainingkaihuasa,rangwenredeshuiliucongtoujiaoxia,
fangfoyaobaneixieluanqibazaodeniantouliantongyitiandepibeidouchongjinxiashuidao。dengwoxiwanchulai,
canzhuoshangyijingbaihaoleliangpancai。yipanbilvdeqingchaoshishu,yipanyouliangyourendexiaochaorou,
xiangqibadaodiwangbizilizuan。jiafuguizhengditouchifan,tingdaodongjing,tataiyankanguolai。
muguangzaiwogangxiwanzao、haifanzheshuiqihongyundelianshangtingdunleneimelingdianjimiao,suijiyouchuixiayan,jixubafan。
zhishineiguanchangdelengyingyuqisihu……huanheleneimeyisisi?“zenme?”tajialeyikuaizicai。
“xianzaihaixiangqiangchide?”wolianyoushiyire,meihaoqidibailetayiyan,niutouzuanhuilezijidexiaofangjian。
3dakaichuwuju,limiangulinglingtangzheyitonghongshaoniuroumian。xiangdaowaimianneisexiangweijuquandefancai,
zaixiangxiangzijijijiangrukoudefangfujidacan,houlonglidunshiyongshangyigunanyandekuse。
“ai……”worenmingdinachupaomiantong。“zhouqianqianazhouqianqian,jiaonidangchuzaijialan,bukengenlaomaxueliangshou!
huogai!”zaikankanshoujipingmushangkelianbabadesanweishuyue,lifaxinrihaiyoumanmanzhanglu。suanle,
paomianjiupaomianba,zongbiesiqiang。duanzhemiantongjingguoketing,neiyourendefancaixiangyoupiaoleguolai。
worenbuzhufeikuaidichaocanzhuofangxiangpieleyiyan,zhenghaozhuangshangjiafuguitaiqidemuguang。
tazuijiaosihujikuaidigouleyixia?kancuole?“zhouqianqianjiayou!”wojizijidaqi,ehenhendixiang。
“xiageyuefagongzi,woyedundundianxiangdehelade!qisizheigelengmianxiaoqigui!”zoudaochufangjieshui,
gangbamianbingfangjinqu,shenhoulengbudingxiangqiyigeshengyin:“nishixiangbaguoshaochuanma?”“a——!
”wohedehunfeiposan,shoulideguochanchadianfeichuqu,zhenggerenyuandibengleqilai。
jiafuguibuzhishenmeshihouqiaowushengxidizhanzailewopangbian。tawushiwojinghunweidingdekongsu,
zhijiecongwoshoulichouzouguochan。wangshaodeyoudiangandeguolijialexiaobanwanshui,
ranhouhaobukeqidiyonggebozhoubawowangpangbianyiding,zhanjulezaotai。“nizheiren,
”tayibiandongzuomalidijiaodongmiantiao,yibiantouyebuhuididushe。“kanzheshashade,fanbuhuizuo,
haizhengtianyijingyizha。zhenbuzhidaonatianhuibuhuibazijiesi。”“nicaisha!niquanjiadousha!
”woqidetiaojiao,niejinlequantou,henbudelikejitaneizhangqianzoudelianlaiyixia。
keshixiansaoguozijibaibaixixidegebo,zaikankantatxuxiayinyueqifudejianbeixiantiao……suanle,
haonvbugennandou,wocaibujitamianfei**!zhengxiangzhe,zhijiantanaqizhuoshangtachishengdeneibanpanxiaochaorou,
shouwanyifan,“huala”yisheng,quandaojinlewozhudebanshengbushudepaomianli!
youliangderoupianhecuilvdelajiaosishunjianpumanlemianbing。womudengkoudai:“nizhuzhushini?
”tamantiaosilidigaishangguogai,zheicaizhuanguoshen,shuangshoubaoxiong。shangxiadalianglewoyifan,
yanshenlichongmanlemouzhong“guoranruci”deleran,ranhoumanyouyoudituchujigezi:“ng,jiushiweizhude。
”“ni……!”yigurexuezhichongnaomen,woqidexiongkoujulieqifu,ganjuexiayimiaojiuyaobaozha。
taneikanzhuyiyangdemuguangrangwoxiayishihoutuileliangbu,keneiwuruxingjiqiangdehuayoujidewohenbudepushangqu。
“taikeelezheigeren!”woyongshouhenhenshunleshunxiongkou,shitubaneikoueqiyaxiaqu。
“yaobushi……yaobushidabuyingta……”woyaoyaqiechididishengzhoumazhe,biezheyiduzihuo,
huiliuliudicengdaoketingshafashang,caiganyongtanengyinyuetingdaodeyinliangjixusuisuinian。guoleyihuier,
chufanglichuanlaiguanhuodeshengyin。jiezhe,neigekeedeshengyinzaicixiangqi,daizhedianxixue:“wei,xiaoshazhu,
haibukuaiguolaichinide‘zhushi’?nandaohaidengwoweinia?”“a——!”lizhidexian“pa”diduanle!
woxiangkebeidianrandexiaopaodan,congshafashangdansheqilai,huiwuzhehaowuweishelidexiaoquantoujiuchaotachongleguoqu。
“lengmianxiaoqigui!wogennipinle!”“ni……youbenshibieyongshouchengwonaodai!”wotulaodihuiwuzheshoubei,
quefaxianliantayigentoufasidoupengbudao。tazhiyongyizhishou,jiuqingsongdianzhulewodetouding,
xianganzhuyizhizhamaodexiaomao。renpingwoshoujiaoluandeng,tashoubeiwenrupanshi,
shenzhihainenghaozhengyixiadibawozhenggerenwangqiantui。“wuliao。”tafanlegejudadebaiyan,
qingeryijudibawotuisangdaofanzhuoqian,anzaileyizishang。
4neiguohunheletashengcaidehaohuabanpaomianzhengsanfazheguiyiyouyourendexiangqi。“chiwanlejidebawanxile。
”taliaoxiazheijuhua,xiangshuaidiaoshenmemafanside,zhuanshenjiuzou,jingzhijinletazijidefangjian。
“kada……”yishengqingxideluosuosheng。“kee!nandaowohaihuijinnifangjianbucheng!ziliankuang!lengmianxiaoqigui!
chaojiwuditaoyangui!”woduizheneishanjinbidefangmen,qidezhimoya。mawan,
duzibuzhengqidi“gulu”jiaoleyisheng。shixianluohuineiwanmian。youwangwangderoupian,
guozhenongyujiangzhidemiantiao……haoxiang……shitingxiangde?“heng!takendingshiguyishuonanting,buxiangrangwochi!dui!
wopianyaochi!haiyaoduochi!”wonaqikuaizi,daizheyigubeifen,henhenjialeyidakuaizisaijinzuili。
wu……roupiannenhua,jiangzhiguozhemiantiao,xianxiangzhongdaizheyisilayi,biganbabadechunpaomianhaochiyibaibei!
neidiankeliandejinchishunjianbeijiehemeiweijikui。“peipeipei!tachidecaishizhushi!wozheijiao……meishigailiang!
”woyibianziwocuimian,yibiandakoudakoudiwangzuilisai,saibangzigudexiangcangshu。“e——!
”deyiwangxingzhixia,yidakouhunhezheroupiandemiantiaomengdiyezailehoulongkou!
shunjiandezhixiganrangwojingkongdidengdaleyanjing,juliedikesouqilai,lianbiedetonghong。
woxiayishidiyongshouchuidaxiongkou,tulaodixiangbatashunxiaqu,yanleidouqiangchulaile。huangluandisixiazhangwangzhaoshui,
keketingkongkongruye!“kekeke……!”wanlewanle,buhuibeizheikou“zhushi”dangchangyesiba?
neiyetaidiurenle!wonaozilishanguowushugeshehuixinwenbiaoti:《miaolingnvziyinyiwanpaomianzhixishenwang,
shiyoulengyanpangguan?》jiuzaizheishi,jiafuguidefangmenmengdibeilakai。
tayiyansaodaowobiedefazidelianhechuixiongdunzudelangbeiyang,lianseyibian。jigejianbujiuchongdaobingxiangqian,
zhuachuyiheniunai,youjibuchongdaowoshenbian。“zhangzui!”tashengyindaizheyisibuyichajuedejicu,
yishoufuzhuwodehoubei,lidaoshizhongdipaizhe,lingyishouzhijiebabingliangdeniunaihekousaidaowozuibian。
“gudonggudong……”bingliangdeyetichongshuaerxia,neituanyaomingdemiantiaozhongyubeichonglexiaqu。
wotanlandihuxizheshierfudedekongqi,juliekesouzhe,yanleibitihuleyilian,langbeibukan。
“hu……”wotanzaiyizishang,ganjuejianhuileyitiaoxiaoming,xinyouyujidicadiaoyanjiaodeshenglileishui。
kanwohuanguojingle,jiafuguijinbengdeshenqingfangsongxialai。tapielewoyiyan,yijiushineifuqianzoudelengdandiaodiao,
zhuanshenjiuwangfangjianzou。zhishizaiguanmenzhiqian,qingpiaopiaodidiuxiayiju:“guoranshixiaoshazhu,
chigezhushidounengbeigengzhu。”“ni……!”woqidechadianyoubeiguoqiqu,zhizheta。
“nibieyiweijiulewojiunengsuibianmaren!nichidecaishizhushi!”tafuzhemenbashou,tingxiaguanmendedongzuo,
zhuanguotou,zuijiaogouqiyigejiqiqianzoudehudu,sixiaofeixiaodikanzhewo,manyouyoudishuo:“nidefanlimian,
kehunzhewodecai。”woyileng,ditoukankanwanliyouguangfaliangderoupian……hong!yigurexuezaicichongshangtouding,
xiufenjiaojia,youkaishijuliekesouqilai。“a……ni……taikeele……suanle!”woqidezhiduojiao,
zuizhongzibaoziqidinaqikuaizi。“woxiaonvzibugentazheigechaojiwudilengmianxiaoqiguijijiao!
woyaohuabeifenweishiyu!wochi!wochi!”fengjuancanyunbanbashengxiademiantiaoheroupiansaodangganjing。
womanzuditandaozaiyizishang,mozheweiweiguqidexiaoduzi,shuiyidoubeichengyuanleyixiaoquan。
“ge……”wohaowuxingxiangdidalegebaoge,nannanziyu。“wofashi,zheishiwochulaishangbansangeyue,
diyicichizheimebao……”5kanzhezhuoshangneijigekongwanpan,
xiangdaotagangcaisuiranzuibadudandongzuoliluodijiulewo……suanle,jiudangshibaodajiumingzhien。
“ben**dafacibei,mianweiqinanxiyiciwanba!”woxiuxilejifenzhong,renmingdizhanqilai,
liandaizhebataneijigewanyiqishouzou,duanjinlechufang。shuiliushenghuahua,xijiejingdepaomobaoguozhewandie。
woyibianxi,yibianrenbuzhuhuixiangjinwanzheijifeigoutiaoyou……momingyoudianchengdezaoyu。huidaozijifangjian,
shushufufuditangdaozaichuangshang,diyijianshijiushimochushouji,diankaiguimiqinzhenzhendeweixintouxiang。《zhenzhen!
jiuming!wojintianzhenshidaolexuemeile!》woshouzhifanfei,
baxiabanhoude“qiyuji”tianyoujiacu、shengqingbingmaodifaleguoqu。
youqizhongdianmiaoshule“yushijinghun”、“zhushixiuru”he“yesiweiji”,
zuihoufuzengleyitiaozhangda60miaodekongsuyuyin。fawan,kanzheneizhangzhangyichuan,wohouzhihoujuediyoudianxinxu。
qishi……paokaitaneizhangpozuibushuo,neiwanmianqueshitinghaochi,erqie……tayesuanjiulewoyiming?
suiranshijushouzhilao。shoujihenkuaizhendongqilai。qinzhenzhen:《shenme?!zheigelengmianxiaoqigui!
juranganzheimeqifuwojiaqianqian!dianhuafalai!kanwobumasita!》gezhepingmudounengganshoudaotadeyifentianying。
woganjinhuifu:《matajiu……buyongleba?qishitazuodefan……weidaohaixing?
erqiezuihouyebanglewo……》qinzhenzhen:《zhendema?tazuode“zhushi”zhenneimehaochi?
(huaixiao)》《haonigezhenzhen!wodoushuolebushizhushi!bushizhushi!
(zhuakuang)》qinzhenzhenfalaiyichuan“gegege”dehuaixiaoyuyin:《qianqianbaobei,kuaijiwolaoshijiaodai,
neigelengmianxiaoqiguishencaizenmeyang?zhenyoubakuaifuji?》guimideshengyindaizhehaobuyanshidebaguahecuxia。
wodelian“teng”diyourele,
naohailibushoukongzhidihuifangchujingzilineijinghongyipie——shuizhugunluodejinshixiantiao……《gungungun!
woshenmedoumeikanqing!nigexiaolangtizi,xiangzhidaozijilaikana!》woqiangzhuangzhending,shouzhifeikuaididazi,
lianjiaquetangdelihai。qinzhenzhen:《haowahaowa!neiwomingtianjiulai!(xingfen)》《nilaibei!
tayibanhenwancaihui,erqiewozheierjiuyizhangxiaochuang,kejibuxianizheizundafo!》qinzhenzhen:《xixixi,
qianqian,nibuduijinge~shibushi……xihuanshangrenjiala?(tiaomei)》《caimeiyou!shuijuele!baibai!
》wofeikuaidienmieshoujipingmu,fangfozheiyangjiunengqieduanguimineichuantoupingmudediaokanshixian。
bafatangdelianmaijinzhentouli,xinliquexiangbeitouruyikexiaoshizidehumian,
yangkaiyiquanquanshuobuqingdaobumingdelianyi。badiandenaozhongxianggelengkuwuqingdeguizishou,
zhunshijiangwocongbushenanwendeshuimengzhongtuozhuaichulai。zheishiwozuishenetongjuedeshike,yanpixiangbeijiaoshuizhanzhu,
shentimeiyigexibaodouzaijiaoxiaozhejujueqichuang。danxiangdaochidaoyicijiukoudiaobantiangongzidecankuxianshi,
zhinengyaozheya,yijiaotikaibeizi,zhengzhazhezuoqilai。“ng?”yigubingliangniannideyiyanggancongshenxiachuanlai,
shunjianqusanlesuoyoushuiyi。
woxiayishidishenshouyimo……zhijianchuanlaidechuganrangwodexueye“shua”diyixiachongdaoletouding!
zailianxiangdaozuowanneigehunluanyoudaizhedianyinisecaidemeng……“gaisi!zhouqianqian!
ninaoziliyitiandaowandouzaixiangxieshenmeluanqibazaode!”woaonaodichuileyixiachuangdian,lianjiatangdenengjianjidan。
zuozeisideliuxiachuang,erduotiezaifangmenshangzixitingleting,ketingliyipianjijing,chufangyemeiyoudongjing。haojihui!
woyipingshengzuikuaidesuduzhuaqihuanxiyifu,xiangzhishoujingdetuziyiyangcuanjinweishengjian,fanshousisisuoshangmen,
xinzanghaizai“pengpeng”kuangtiao。yizhengtiandebandoushangdehunbushoushe。zongjuedetongshimenzaitoutoukanwo,
taolunwozuowandeqiushi,lianlingdaojiaodaiderenwudoutingchale,beidangzhongxunchilejiju,xinqinggengshidiedaogudi。
zheibizhang,lisuodangranyoubeiwojizailejiafuguitoushang。xiabanshi,
woyoukangleyixiangdazhecuxiaodepaomianhangchihangchihuijia。kaimenqian,woxiangdixiagongzuozhejietouyiyang,
xiaoxinyiyidiquerenwulimeiren,caizhangzhangsonglekouqi。6rizixiangliushuiyiyanghuaguo。zineiciyushishijianhou,
wohejiafuguisihudachengleyizhongweimiaodepingheng。woyijiumeitianbitazaoyidiandaojia,xiwanzaoshoushilisuohou,
tacaidaizheyishenyeseshanshanergui,bicijihupengbushangmian。zhongyuaoguoleshixiqizhuanzheng,gongzizhangleyijie,
zongsuanbuyongdundunyupaomianxiangkanliangyanle。woyecengxiongxinbobodichangshiguojicixiachu,
jieguobushihuguojiushiyanfangduole,zuochulaidedongxilianwozijidouxianqi。waimaiappchenglewodejiumingdaocao,
suiranguidian,danzhishaonengchi。erjiafuguineibian,sihuchulezhuangkuang。tayijiuchenmoguayan,
danmeiyujianneifenlengyingli,kaishichanzajinyisibuyichajuedepibeihejusang。ouerzaiketingzhuangjian,
tayandishenzhidaizhediantuifeidehongxuesi。woxiaoxinyiyidipangqiaocejiguo,tazhidandanpielewoyiyan,
shenmedoumeishuo,zhuanshenjiuhuilefangjian。zheizhongdiqiyachixulejiangjinbannian。zhidaoneigeputongdebangwan。
woxiangwangchangyiyang,hengzhebuchengdiaodege,tizheyifenyounidekuaicanhetuikaijiamen。
yigujiqibadaodexiangqishunjianjuezhulewodexiujue——xiaochaonenniurou!
erqieshidingjiguanzishuizhundeneizhongxianxiangla!canzhuoshang,heranbaizhesancaiyitang:qingchaoshishucuilvyudi,
tangcupaiguyouliangyouren,xihongshijidantangreqitengteng,zuizhongjianneipan,
zhengshirangwokoushuifengkuangfenmidexiaochaonenniurou!“wa!”worenbuzhuyanlekoutuomo,
muguangxiangbeicishixizhuyiyangzhanzaineipanniuroushang。“biwaimaidexiangyibaibeia!
”shixianxiayishiditouxiangzhuobianzuozhederen。jiafuguidizhetou,shuangshoujiaowofangzaizhuoshang,tingdaodongjing,
tataiqiletou。wodexinmengdiyichen。tadeyangzi……henbuhao。toufayouxielingluan,
xiabashangmaochuleqingsedehucha,zuizhayandeshineishuangyanjing,bumanlezhuwangbandehongxuesi,
touzheyigushenzhongdepibeihe……jinhujuewangdeyayi。“ni……”wofangqingjiaobuzouguoqu,
shengyindaizhezijidoumeichajuedexiaoxinyiyi。“……nizenmele?”taxiangshibeiwodeshengyinjingxing,
yanshenjujiaozaiwolianshang,neilimianfangundeqingxufuzaderangwoxinjing。tazhanglezhangzui,
houlonglifachuganseshayadeshengyin,xiangshazhimoca:“ni……zuo。”tazhilezhiduimiandeyizi,
shengyindichendejihutingbuqing。“yiqichi。”“ng?”wolengzhule,taiyangdaxibianchulaile?
zheizunlengmianfojintianjuranzhudongzuoleyizhuozihaocaidengwo?haiyaoqingwogongjinwancan?wohuyidikanzheta,
naozilishunjianshanguowushugeyinmoulun。tasihubeiwokandeyouxiebuzizai,feikuaididixiatou,
ranhouxiangshixialehendajuexin,yongjihuzhiyouqishengdeyinliangjichuyiju:“……wo……youshiyaohenishuo。
”e!yuanlaishiyoushixiangqiu!wohuangrandawu,
xinlineidianjingyahedanyoushunjianbeiyizhong“fanshennongnubagechang”deyinmi**qudai。zaoshuoma!
wolikebashoulineifenlianjiakuaicanxiangdiulajiyiyangrengdaoyibian,angshoutingxiong,
maizheliuqinburendebufazoudaotaduimianzuoxia。shuangshouxuezhedianshijulinvqiangrendeyangzihuanbaozaixiongqian,
houbeishufudikaozaiyibeishang,ranhounulimofangwomenlingdaoneizhongbunuziweideyanshen,sisididingzhujiafugui。
taguoranganshoudaoleyali,jianbangxianshiweiweibengjin,ranhou……kaishikeyididoudongqilai?
wozhenganzideyiyuzijide“weiyan”chujianchengxiao,quefaxianneidoudongdefuduyuelaiyueda,tadizhetou,
jiliyayizheshenme,zuizhong——“pu……”yishengduancude、jilirennaidexiaoshengcongtahoulongliyilechulai。
“ni……nixiaoshenme?”woweichizhe“weiyan”debiaoqing,youdianbengbuzhule。tataiqitou,
feikuaidimiaolewoyiyan,zuijiaoneimojiliyazhidexiaoyixiangtourushizidelianyi,xunsukuosankailai,
liandaizheneishuangbumanxuesideyanjingdouwanqileyidianhudu。“meishenme,”taqingleqingsangzi,
nulirangzijideshengyintingqilaipingjing,danneisixiaoyizenmeyezangbuzhu,“jiushijuede……nihen‘weiyan’。
”zuihoulianggezi,tayaodegewaizhong。woshunjianpogong,naoxiuchengnu,huanbaodeshoubeiyefanglexialai:“wei!
lengmianxiaoqigui!nidaodiyoushenmeshiqiuwo?kuaishuo!denghuiercaidouliangle!
”xinlidexiaorenyijingzaifengkuangchuidi:diurendiudafale!“xianchifanba,”tasihuzhongyudiaozhenghaoleqingxu,
danneidianxiaoyihaicanliuzaiyandi,“chiwanzaishuo。”shuowan,talvxianduanqiwan,jialeyikuaiziniurousaijinzuili,
chidehenkuai,fangfozaiganshijian。suiranmanduziwenhao,
danyanqianzheisexiangweijuquandefancaihegugujiaodeduzizuizhongzhanleshangfeng。woyegubushangjinchile,
chaoqikuaizijiarulezhandou。“wu……taihaochile……”nongyuderouxiangzaishejianzhakai,niurounenhua,
daizheqiadaohaochudelayi,womanzudemiqileyanjing,shenme“weiyan”doupaodaolejiuxiaoyunwai。
“ge……”haowuyiwaidi,woyouyicichidedupigunyuan,haowuxingxiangditanzaiyizishang。
duimiandejiafuguidaoshianjing,chiwanbianmomoqishen,shoushiqizhuoshangdewandie,zhuanshenjinlechufang,
henkuaichuanlaileshuiliusheng。7zheifanchangde“guaiqiao”rangwoxinlineidianxiaodeyishunjianbianchenglejinglingdazuo。
zheijiahuo……daodiyaoqiuwobanshenmebudelededashi?gaibuhui……shijieqianba?kewocaigangzhuanzheng,
shengchijianyongyejiucunlejiqiankuai,duitanengdingshenmeyong?haishishuo……takanshangwole?zheigeniantouyimaochulai,
xinzangjiuxiangbeiyizhiwuxingdeshouzuanleyixia,loutiaobanpai。
worenbuzhutoutoumiaoleyiyanchufanglineigekuanhoudebeiying。yangmao……queshimeidetiao,bilianggaoting,
celianxiantiaoganjingliluo。shengaosuiranbusuantebietuchu,danbiwogaochuyigetou,zugoule。
zhiyushencai……yushilineijinghongyipiezuyizhengming……“aiya!
ruguotazhenkaikou……wojiumianweiqinandayingshishikanhaole!”woganjinshuaishuaitou,
bazheiweixianyourangrenlianhongdexiangfayaxiaqu,nulizuozhishenti,jinliangrangzijikanqilaizhengjingyidian。
jiafuguicazheshoucongchufangchulai,zhongxinzuodaolewoduimian。“yaolaileyaolaile!”wodexintiaomomingjiasu。
tashuangshoufangzaizhuoshang,shouzhiwuyishidijiaowoyousongkai,xianluchuneixindebupingjing。
neishuangbumanxuesideyanjingkanxiangwo,daizheyizhongpofuchenzhoubandejuejue。“wo……”takaikou,
shengyinyijiushaya,daizheyizhongnanyiqichidejianse。
zijinlianchediduanle……touzifangchezi……jishuhehuorendaizhehexindaimapaole……”taduanduanxuxudishuozhe,
meiyigezidouxiangchenzhongdeshitouzazaikongqili。wolengzhule,yuanlaizheiduanshijiantadetuifeishiyinweizheige?
zheiyuanbiwoxiangxiangdeyaoyanzhongdeduo。“zheigeyue……wo……”tashenxiyikouqi,fangfoyongjinlequanshenliqi,
caibaneijuhuawanzhengdituchulai。
“……wojiaobuqifangzule……yemeiqianmaicaichifanle……”tamengditaiqitou,
neishuangbumanxuesideyanjingzhizhidikanzhewo,limianhunzazhenankan、kenqiu,haiyouyisiguzhuyizhidecuiruo。
“suoyi……woxiang……ninengbuneng……bangwodianfuzheigeyuedefangzu?haiyou……maicaideqian?
”tadeyusuyuelaiyuekuai,fangfopazijixiayimiaojiuhuihouhui。“buguonifangxin!xiageyue!
zhiyaoxiageyuewonengzhaodaoxindezijinhuozhexiangmu,woyidinglianbendailihaijini!erqie……erqiewobaozheng!
zhiyaowoxiabanhuilai,zuofandeshiwoquanbao!jiushi……jiushinikenengdedengwoyihuier……”shuowanzheifanhua,
taxiangshihaojinlesuoyouyongqi,xunsudidixiatou,bojingdoufanqileyicengbohong。
zheigezongshilengzhelian、shuohuadaicidenanren,cikejingxiandeyoujifen……kelianxixi。woxianshilengzhu,
suijixinlimomingdisonglekouqi——haihaobushijieqian,gengbushibiaobai,
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