我出生那天，全身长毛，阴帅拜门
《我出生那天，全身长毛，阴帅拜门》 小说介绍
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《我出生那天，全身长毛，阴帅拜门》 第3章 免费试读
第3章
qianjunyifazhiji，saibanxianyijiaochuaifanneizhuanghan。
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我家房子被人点了。
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“neitamenweishenmeshuowoshizaixing？”
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“嗯！”
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难道是师父回来了？
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因为，这是忌讳！
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“别！”
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